FabSwingers.com forum: Whipped Cream up the Arse

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a fantasy of attaching a hose to one of those pressurised whipped cream cans and then pushing the other end up my pussy soft ass. Then emptying the whole load up me...

Has any one every tried ? can I hold a whole can ? is it safe ??

Help please xxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea it will be safe

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say that anything involving pressurised air and your body is not going to be safe. Going on my experience with air lines anyway

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ring ahead to A&E and let them know you'll be needing a bed.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did I read that right

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohh my really ??? is it really that risky - no I am scared

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5111462.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/rectal-foreign-body-aerosol-can.jpg

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't!!!

I shuddered when I read that!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes honey - I know a guy who wants me to lie on the bed face down and he will pump the cream into me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring ahead to A&E and let them know you'll be needing a bed."

ahahahhahahah

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Yes honey - I know a guy who wants me to lie on the bed face down and he will pump the cream into me."

Ask him if you can do it to him first!!

Seriously though I don't think it would be advisable

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop when it starts pouring out of your nostrils !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can cause an embolism - an air bubble in your blood stream which can cause serious health problems including, paralysis, and death.

Don't mess with compressed air basically.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't!!!

I shuddered when I read that! "

Kit - please tell me what are the dangers ???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe just use double cream and have him shake you up and down alot.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

Yeah dairy products inside not a cold idea once your body heat starts making them go a bit rancid I suspect

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't!!!

I shuddered when I read that!

Kit - please tell me what are the dangers ???"

Will pm you x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

*good ^

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Yeah dairy products inside not a cold idea once your body heat starts making them go a bit rancid I suspect "

Ewwwwww!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe just use double cream and have him shake you up and down alot."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know pressurised air by its self is very dangerous but looking at the ingredients on the can - it only contains cream and a little nitrous oxide (laughing gas)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughing gas is dangerous too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Yes honey - I know a guy who wants me to lie on the bed face down and he will pump the cream into me."

Ba-doom-tush

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its not designed to go up the bum (ie an anal dildo etc) then don't put it up there !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Ring ahead to A&E and let them know you'll be needing a bed."

You forgot the word pan at the end of that sentence

Madame Boo

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

If I was you beautiful

Go get a drinking straw

then that makes a smaller tube

Insert into his cock end and then pump, then he can pump your arse full of cream

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on op get it in you.lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find another way of getting cream into you without using a gas propellant.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Maybe just use double cream and have him shake you up and down alot."

LOL get a flogger out too for whipped cream

Madame Boo

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

OP Be careful not to fart afterwards ....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring ahead to A&E and let them know you'll be needing a bed."

ha ha ha x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP Be careful not to fart afterwards ...."

Could be like an ex rated version of Bugsy Malone !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you, my partner was also going to add strawberries to the mix and then I would stand up pull up my knickers and squeeze it out - the fantasy still drives me wild and I can not get it out of my head.

But safety first xxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Thank you, my partner was also going to add strawberries to the mix and then I would stand up pull up my knickers and squeeze it out - the fantasy still drives me wild and I can not get it out of my head.

But safety first xxx"

Nickerbocker glory

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

But safety first xxx

Nickerbocker glory

Lol here's one I made earlier

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

But safety first xxx

Nickerbocker glory

Lol here's one I made earlier"

Haha you couldn't make it up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add some meringue and you'll have Eton mess....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

But safety first xxx

Nickerbocker glory

Lol here's one I made earlier

Haha you couldn't make it up

It's a trifle worrying ....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

But safety first xxx

Nickerbocker glory

Lol here's one I made earlier

Haha you couldn't make it up

It's a trifle worrying ...."

Man I'm laughing now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

But safety first xxx

Nickerbocker glory

Lol here's one I made earlier

Haha you couldn't make it up

It's a trifle worrying ...."

I hope the OP doesn't dessert this thread, we need to know the outcome

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Who needs a foam party

We can just join op and have a creative, crazy cream party

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

But safety first xxx

Nickerbocker glory

Lol here's one I made earlier

Haha you couldn't make it up

It's a trifle worrying ....

I hope the OP doesn't dessert this thread, we need to know the outcome "

Knowing the outcome would certainly be the cherry on top

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

But safety first xxx"

Maybe some other form of fruit , you can blow raspberries at them then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know whether to laugh or cry Op

Please be careful with compressed air!

I love strawberries and cream, my favourite summer dessert, but I don't like my strawberries dipped in chocolate

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It gives a new meaning to getting a deep creampie !!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"It gives a new meaning to getting a deep creampie !!!"

Brilliant

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

This is getting fruity

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Dangers..An embolism! The anal passage can absorb, pushing pressurized air up could will push it into your bloid stream.... Best case scenario there a stroke, worse case a cardiac incident

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Dangers..An embolism! The anal passage can absorb, pushing pressurized air up could will push it into your bloid stream.... Best case scenario there a stroke, worse case a cardiac incident "

So no. The END

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

Sorry, but not for me. I can think of better things to use whipped cream for ....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Feel i should add, the gases used in most whipped cream is nitrous oxide (laughing gas) It can prevent clotting of blood if used incorrectly and is also poisonous in large doses per mil...consideing its going in the rectum its a direct line to the blood stream, heart and brain

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need to update this thread in the future. Please let me know how you get on.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

you need to update this thread in the future. Please let me know how you get on.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring ahead to A&E and let them know you'll be needing a bed."

And a bowl of strawberries

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ring ahead to A&E and let them know you'll be needing a bed.

And a bowl of strawberries

Or possibly arrange the funeral beforehand. It's easy to do these days, bypass A&E and save the NHS some funds.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring ahead to A&E and let them know you'll be needing a bed.

And a bowl of strawberries

Or possibly arrange the funeral beforehand. It's easy to do these days, bypass A&E and save the NHS some funds."

Funeral refreshments already supplied, quick squeeze fromm the coffin and out pops a strawberry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I've got a unwanted chocolate trifle going free if anyone wants it?

I've gone off it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If taking air up the arse is bad because it could be forced into the blood stream and cause a stroke - then is that not the same thing as having a fart gas up the arse ??? - why do people not then get a stroke from fart air getting into the bloodstream ???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But safety first xxx"

Why not whip some cream up in a bowl then use a turkey baster to insert it?

No idea about it going rancid inside you though.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Add some meringue and you'll have Eton mess...."

There'll be nobody eatin' that mess

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ring ahead to A&E and let them know you'll be needing a bed.

And a bowl of strawberries

Or possibly arrange the funeral beforehand. It's easy to do these days, bypass A&E and save the NHS some funds.

Funeral refreshments already supplied, quick squeeze fromm the coffin and out pops a strawberry "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If taking air up the arse is bad because it could be forced into the blood stream and cause a stroke - then is that not the same thing as having a fart gas up the arse ??? - why do people not then get a stroke from fart air getting into the bloodstream ???"

You are pulling our legs here aren't ya?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I dislike the so-called cream from a can.

Could you go on bake off and get them to hand whip s delight for your orifices instead?

Don't accept a commercial can size of cream, if they try to slip that past you. Start small.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Whipped I like.....cream I like....whipped cream, nah not so much!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it nos in whipped cream to stop it going off quick?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

It sounds a horny idea , but not if it's dangerous .

Not so long ago , my wife had a half bottle of wine emptied into her arse , kept it up there for ten minutes , and then emptied it over a meet . So hot

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Funny thing, its called chemistry and bio mechanics. "Fart air" is prodominantly methane gas and is caused by breaking down all the food... Now the stomach contracts to push it out..one way street.

Now methane is heavier than air and it moves at the speed of the digestive tract, the actual "fart" is vibraion of the muscles as the gas passes out.... With the A&P lesson done...

Forcing pressurised nitrous oxide into the body through any orifice is potentially dangerous and yes even the mouth, this is why anaesthetic specialists study for years in gas mixtures so they dont kill you by ballsing it up. With the anal cavity its a very thin membrane which is porous and dirctly links to the blood stream with heavy gas coming down, light gas going up the body will absorb the gas into the bloodstream to get rid of it...now you have bubbles of nitrous oxide in your blood stream, unprocess which could cause toxic shock poisoning, septic shock or lead to a stroke or heart attack, depending on where the gas bubbles get jammed in your circulatory system

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Funny thing, its called chemistry and bio mechanics. "Fart air" is prodominantly methane gas and is caused by breaking down all the food... Now the stomach contracts to push it out..one way street.

Now methane is heavier than air and it moves at the speed of the digestive tract, the actual "fart" is vibraion of the muscles as the gas passes out.... With the A&P lesson done...

So basically op don't do it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about you use a turkey baster? Seriously, I've been thinking about it for a while and something like that is all I can think of....or something similar. It must be achievable. Use whipped cream. Done

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"How about you use a turkey baster? Seriously, I've been thinking about it for a while and something like that is all I can think of....or something similar. It must be achievable. Use whipped cream. Done

A syringe, without the needle would have the same affect just be careful of air bubbles.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the strawberries...if you would like to bring the cream

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the strawberries...if you would like to bring the cream

Can I have them from the bowl

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a waste of cream!!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the strawberries...if you would like to bring the cream

Can I have them from the bowl

And what's wrong with sharing them from lips to lips

But ok then just snuggle up and help yourself...there's enough for two

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Funny thing, its called chemistry and bio mechanics. "Fart air" is prodominantly methane gas and is caused by breaking down all the food... Now the stomach contracts to push it out..one way street.

Now methane is heavier than air and it moves at the speed of the digestive tract, the actual "fart" is vibraion of the muscles as the gas passes out.... With the A&P lesson done...

Oh my god that was such a clear and professional advice I am for sure not doing it - no thank you it sounds so scary I believe you 100%... Thank you for saving my Life xxxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph563f7cba6647a

In this video the girl has a whole can of cream up her... if she can I can too ???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It sounds a horny idea , but not if it's dangerous .

Not so long ago , my wife had a half bottle of wine emptied into her arse , kept it up there for ten minutes , and then emptied it over a meet . So hot

That's one way of airating a good vintage.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Opens forum. 'Whipped cream up the arse'

Think that's enough fab for one day...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This can't be for real? Mind you Iv thought that a lot reading something's on here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel i should add, the gases used in most whipped cream is nitrous oxide (laughing gas) It can prevent clotting of blood if used incorrectly and is also poisonous in large doses per mil...consideing its going in the rectum its a direct line to the blood stream, heart and brain

The rectum is directly linked to the brain?

Well, that explains a lot.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Opens forum. 'Whipped cream up the arse'

Think that's enough fab for one day...

You should have been here yesterday

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andAukCouple
over a year ago

leeds

What about using one of those large metal enema syringes. Fill it from the can then squirt it up. You could even chill the syringe in the fridge first.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't advise it at all, just because you've seen somebody else do it doesn't mean it will be safe for you.

Some people die after one ecstasy pill, some take many and are totally fine.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

The rectum is directly linked to the brain?

Well, that explains a lot."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nfinitylandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"I know pressurised air by its self is very dangerous but looking at the ingredients on the can - it only contains cream and a little nitrous oxide (laughing gas)"

I'd be more concerned about a laughing arsehole!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rectum is directly linked to the brain?

Well, that explains a lot."

Shit for brains?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread