FabSwingers.com forum: Single Men and Duvet Covers?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it just me, or are these the worst things ever to get on properly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find single men fit just as well as partnered ones mesel.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I can get a duvet cover on a single man no problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me, or are these the worst things ever to get on properly?"

No i have probs too. I turn it inside out grab the corners and drop all but the corners over the banister and it still fucks up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn cover inside out grab corners of quilt thro cover and shake down easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya need a woman to get it on with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can handle my king size no problem.

Quilt cover you maughty people

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Its easy if you know how...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can handle my king size no problem.

Quilt cover you maughty people

Yeah... I hesitated before posting my ability to deal with my queen size...

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now we have masterd the cover ... how about matching the pillow cases

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

At least some men do change rather than letting them turn into stiff cardboard covers from dried emissions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least some men do change rather than letting them turn into stiff cardboard covers from dried emissions

Yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and some men insist on the bedding being ironed as well!

...and they iron them as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it easy peasy, turn the duvet inside out, then rech your hands inside the duvet til you find the corners at the other end.. then carefully pick up the duvet by the corners that match what you have in your hands and shake the cover over the duvet

i then grab the other end and shake it to make sure its all flat inside

oh and do up the popers/buttons

i HATE it when guys dont do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poor uneducated fools - I have been doing duvets for years !!

And i cook too!!

Roast beef anyone? My yorkshire puddings are legendary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"poor uneducated fools - I have been doing duvets for years !!

And i cook too!!

Roast beef anyone? My yorkshire puddings are legendary!

fancy dropping one down to dartmouth.. i'll have a nibble

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"I can get a duvet cover on a single man no problem."

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I agree with the OP.

I once tried the 'climb inside with the quilt technique' and I was stuck in there for hours.

Stupid design.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Was it the Bob the builder cover?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Was it the Bob the builder cover?"

Nah my Spider-Man one. The Bob the Builder one has some odd stains on it that wont wash out.

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

At six foot two, I can managed my King size with out any problems.

I can also sew buttons on shirts, iron and cook anyone for a spit Roast .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me, or are these the worst things ever to get on properly?

No i have probs too. I turn it inside out grab the corners and drop all but the corners over the banister and it still fucks up.

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lol i was just going to say same thing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just sleep inside the duvet cover, and if you leave the windows open, you can pretend you're camping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"poor uneducated fools - I have been doing duvets for years !!

And i cook too!!

Roast beef anyone? My yorkshire puddings are legendary!

fancy dropping one down to dartmouth.. i'll have a nibble "

Result!

and roast beef for afters...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me, or are these the worst things ever to get on properly?

No i have probs too. I turn it inside out grab the corners and drop all but the corners over the banister and it still fucks up.

Aww I went all domestic goddessy reading that and felt like rushing over to help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn cover inside out grab corners of quilt thro cover and shake down easy

Is that the duvet or the single guy Deb ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sleep inside the duvet cover, and if you leave the windows open, you can pretend you're camping

hahah that did make me giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and some men insist on the bedding being ironed as well!

...and they iron them as well!

Guilty and I iron my boxers as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

okay

Lay the cover on the bed and take one corner of the quilt at the right hand side feeding up as far as you can go. Then go to other side and do same. You will now have a bunched up quilt cover and hardly any duvet in it. Start unfurling the bottom bit of the cover and it will automatically go over the quilt. Smooth the top as you go.

When you still have an eighth of the quilt sticking out, feed the right hand end of quilt into the right hand side then go to the left and repeat. Do up the poppers or buttons grab quilt and cover at bottom corners and give it a darn good shake. Et voila!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not rocket science to get on a duvet cover and the singles are the easiest to do. Just don't wash it and then after a while you will be able to stand it up in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.

If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.

If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!"

I have 2 pillows and no cushions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.

If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!

I have 2 pillows and no cushions

Stop teasing me with your virgin bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.

If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!

I have 2 pillows and no cushions

Stop teasing me with your virgin bed!"

My bed does not need cushions, it's fine as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.

If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!

I have 2 pillows and no cushions

Stop teasing me with your virgin bed!

My bed does not need cushions, it's fine as it is

Your bed is not content - its moaning to the wardrobes at its lack of tender loving care. I can hear it now.

"Sodding keeper - he wont even let me have a bit of a throw. Id kill for a sparkly velvet pillow to brighten my cover. Just you wait. Ill pop one of my springs just as he's about to cum...... He'll bang his head right into you as he jumps around with an injured arse...."

I know beds and their emotions....

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Four Pillows and Four Cushions....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Four Pillows and Four Cushions...."

See, a satisfied bed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.

If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!

I have 2 pillows and no cushions

Stop teasing me with your virgin bed!

My bed does not need cushions, it's fine as it is

Your bed is not content - its moaning to the wardrobes at its lack of tender loving care. I can hear it now.

I know beds and their emotions...."

And I thought 'I' was insane lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your bed is not content - its moaning to the wardrobes at its lack of tender loving care. I can hear it now.

I know beds and their emotions....

And I thought 'I' was as insane lol"

Tell me... how is your couch treating you of late?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Symmetry.....the curse of us OCD folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.

If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!

I have 2 pillows and no cushions

Stop teasing me with your virgin bed!

My bed does not need cushions, it's fine as it is

Your bed is not content - its moaning to the wardrobes at its lack of tender loving care. I can hear it now.

I know beds and their emotions...."

my bed is fairly new and enjoys being a blokes bed and not an advert for Ikea lol , here is what I have on it, valence (I think it's called) bottom sheet, Duvet and 2 pillows, all clean and not in need of a womans touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.

If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!

I have 2 pillows and no cushions

Stop teasing me with your virgin bed!

My bed does not need cushions, it's fine as it is

Your bed is not content - its moaning to the wardrobes at its lack of tender loving care. I can hear it now.

I know beds and their emotions....

I effin kea!!!! wash your mouth out. Who wants a snofkrt or a dumstadt in their bedroom!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many pillows and cushions does everyone have on their bed? I have four pillows and six cushions and a quilted throw at the bottom. I chuck the lot off except for two pillows.

If they could trap the energy it takes to remove them all and put them back on the bed each morning we wouldnt need windfarms!

I have 2 pillows and no cushions

Stop teasing me with your virgin bed!

My bed does not need cushions, it's fine as it is

Your bed is not content - its moaning to the wardrobes at its lack of tender loving care. I can hear it now.

I know beds and their emotions....

I effin kea!!!! wash your mouth out. Who wants a snofkrt or a dumstadt in their bedroom!!!

a what and a which ? my bits are from next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I effin kea!!!! wash your mouth out. Who wants a snofkrt or a dumstadt in their bedroom!!!

a what and a which ? my bits are from next

Lol it wont surprise you to know I made those words up but theyre as good as any other name you read in IKEA.

I love Next bedding, but they have a whole range of matching bits and bobs to suit the duvet covers I don't know how you resist the temptation to buy the kit and caboodle when in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I effin kea!!!! wash your mouth out. Who wants a snofkrt or a dumstadt in their bedroom!!!

a what and a which ? my bits are from next

Lol it wont surprise you to know I made those words up but theyre as good as any other name you read in IKEA.

I love Next bedding, but they have a whole range of matching bits and bobs to suit the duvet covers I don't know how you resist the temptation to buy the kit and caboodle when in there

I find it easy to resist, I have a willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn cover inside out grab corners of quilt thro cover and shake down easy

Is that the duvet or the single guy Deb ?

The duvet of course , I'm a good girl me

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The only Valance I want on my bed is Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all wrong. It's so simple.

Wash the fookin quilt while it's inside the cover and you never have to fight with the darned thing. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only Valance I want on my bed is Holly

Yeah, and she's preggers too. What a horny thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all wrong. It's so simple.

Wash the fookin quilt while it's inside the cover and you never have to fight with the darned thing. Ever."

I'd love to see you squeezing that into the machine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all wrong. It's so simple.

Wash the fookin quilt while it's inside the cover and you never have to fight with the darned thing. Ever.

I'd love to see you squeezing that into the machine...."

huh? machine? what's one of them then?

I just wait for it to rain and leave it in the garden with a sprinkling of Daz on it.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Four Pillows and Four Cushions....

See, a satisfied bed xx"

5 pillows and 8 cushions and a very special teddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and a very special teddy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can get a duvet cover on a single man no problem."
Lol is that a kink you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn cover inside out grab corners of quilt thro cover and shake down easy

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best advice, but also make sure the lable is that way too or else you will be sleeping and teh lable will make a stupid noise verytime you move.... man im so house trained lol

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