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Weekend homework...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok you lovely people of Fabland, here's your homework.

This weekend, as you're driving along, and see someone you like the look of, give them a little 'Beep' of your horn.

Men are more likely to do this, so I'd like a special effort from you ladies!

Try not to do whilst passing anyone on horseback, or those two men carrying that pane of glass...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For what purpose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For the sheer thrill of it! Plus, you might make someone's day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it not against the law to use your horn unless it's to give a warning?

Warning-im horny and I want to fuck

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

God, that hasn't happened to me since I was about 24, being beeped at I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is fucking horrible. It doesnt make women feel sexy. It makes them feel harassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we wolf whistle as well, whilst working on a building site, reading the Sunday Sport then heading down to the Working Mens Club for 15 pints of stout and a Bernard Manning Box set

Straight outta the 70's...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmmm.... No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much as I'm not a feminist, I can see giant flaw in your plan.

I don't hold with the idea of "getting consent before speaking to a woman" a total stranger honking at you is unnerving to say the least, and if you want to be selfish about it, and ignore the fact that it can be quite distressing for the person being honked, a recently shook up woman is much less likely to want to have sex with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow! I'm sorry folks, I really didn't mean to upset you all. I never meant it as a precursor to sex, or to make any ladies feel threatened, or even to appear as a throwback to a 70s sitcom! (Did they even have the Sport in the 70s?)

It was meant as a bit of light-hearted fun of a wet, Friday afternoon.

I hang my head in shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about giving someone a nice smile instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting beeped at usually just scares me, if they're approaching from behind or makes me worry that I've just blanked someone I know if they're travelling towards me. Can think of much better ways to improve someone's day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is fucking horrible. It doesnt make women feel sexy. It makes them feel harassed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a man with longhair I occasionally get this particularly when running as presumably because the sort of men who do this don't think that being over 6 foot amd buit like a man makes me maLe but just see a ponytail and pounce. It's pathetic but there faces when they realise are always entertaining. Fucking idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only time i give someone the horn when I'm driving is when they piss me off

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I can't i don't drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it not against the law to use your horn unless it's to give a warning?

Warning-im horny and I want to fuck "

Beep beep

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

If someone beeped at me I'm likely to think I'm about to get run over or something!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Am I right in thinking, judging by your responses, that none of you will be completing this weekends homework assignment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I right in thinking, judging by your responses, that none of you will be completing this weekends homework assignment?"

Maybe change it to if you see someone you like ask them if they fancy a coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hmmmm.... I may need to re-think next weeks homework, 'flash your tits/cock at a bus full of nuns'

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By *ussexcouple40Couple
over a year ago

Sussex

I beep men all the time. Daily. And wave if they are hot

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Hmmmm.... I may need to re-think next weeks homework, 'flash your tits/cock at a bus full of nuns'"

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Why not park your car get out and go say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your homework this weekend is read some feminists, or if that's too much like hard work, wind the window down in your car and shout, "Ello darlin', fancy a shag?" to a bunch of guys.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


" wind the window down in your car and shout, "Ello darlin', fancy a shag?" to a bunch of guys."

I did this once as a joke when I spotted one of my friends out side a shop. 3 of her brothers and her dad came out the shop towards my car carrying cocky sticks and baseball bats .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about giving someone a nice smile instead?"

Or a pasty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I beep men all the time. Daily. And wave if they are hot"

Now that's more like it!

Do you ever get beeped? And if so, how does it make you feel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In actual fact, has anyone here ever been beeped and enjoyed it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only time i give someone the horn when I'm driving is when they piss me off "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" wind the window down in your car and shout, "Ello darlin', fancy a shag?" to a bunch of guys.

I did this once as a joke when I spotted one of my friends out side a shop. 3 of her brothers and her dad came out the shop towards my car carrying cocky sticks and baseball bats ."

Are cocky sticks available on lovehoney?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dare I ask...did anyone complete their homework?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" wind the window down in your car and shout, "Ello darlin', fancy a shag?" to a bunch of guys.

I did this once as a joke when I spotted one of my friends out side a shop. 3 of her brothers and her dad came out the shop towards my car carrying cocky sticks and baseball bats .

Are cocky sticks available on lovehoney? "

You beat me to it! Lol... Wouldn't hockey be much more fun with dildos attached to the end of the sticks!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Is it not against the law to use your horn unless it's to give a warning?

Warning-im horny and I want to fuck "

It is against the law

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" wind the window down in your car and shout, "Ello darlin', fancy a shag?" to a bunch of guys.

I did this once as a joke when I spotted one of my friends out side a shop. 3 of her brothers and her dad came out the shop towards my car carrying cocky sticks and baseball bats .

Are cocky sticks available on lovehoney?

You beat me to it! Lol... Wouldn't hockey be much more fun with dildos attached to the end of the sticks!"

Would you still need shin pads?

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