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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So come on what can you do.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wiggle my ears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can wiggle my ears."
That's really very sweet .. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can spread my toes and curl my tongue, which apparently not everybody can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cum in any colour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have been know to make food for 100s. lol so most weekends its roast for 10/15 its a walk in the park.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can spread my toes and curl my tongue, which apparently not everybody can do."
wow that's really strange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can spread my toes and curl my tongue, which apparently not everybody can do."

Snap

I'm also quite dexterous at picking things up with my toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" So come on what can you do.?"
I can wank like a demon over women from Norfolk

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By *oping for funMan
over a year ago

Newport - Shropshire


" So come on what can you do.?"

I have great hand and tongue skills and can make ladies very very wet ...

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can muff dive and breath at the same time lmao. I can belly dance. Took classes growing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick up really really heavy stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the eyebrow dance like on the Cadbury advert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" So come on what can you do.?"

I know one thing I can do...and that is add you to my hotlist x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie my shoes laces.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do you if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about different species of gull at length!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the fandango

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I can do the fandango"

Thunder bolts and lightening

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I can pick things up with my chimp toes, wiggle my ears and fart like a wookie

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Nothing

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I can do the fandango

Thunder bolts and lightening "

Very very frightening.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"I can muff dive and breath at the same time lmao. I can belly dance. Took classes growing up."

There's classes for growing up?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pick things up with my chimp toes"

Evolution hasn't quite reached the west mids?

Me? I can insult strangers on internet forums

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I can pick things up with my chimp toes

Evolution hasn't quite reached the west mids?

Me? I can insult strangers on internet forums "

You've clearly not been here if you needed to ask

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

I can forgive those that hack me off with their driving..

Even caravans (and horseboxes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can spread my toes and curl my tongue, which apparently not everybody can do. wow that's really strange. "

You should see the really weird tongue curls:

https://www.fontys.nl/lerarenopleiding/tilburg/biologie/webquest%20zintuigen%202/index_bestanden/image6731.jpg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pick things up with my chimp toes, wiggle my ears and fart like a wookie "

What coincidence! Me toooooo!

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

I can whistle the harmonica solo from Stevie Wonder's "For Once In My Life"

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By *ild PhoenixMan
over a year ago

London

I can make women orgasm several times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can laugh so much other people start laughing too

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By *reman6976Man
over a year ago

Deeping St James

Well, I'm a photographer, so I can almost make myself look ok.

I am a teacher so I have a level of authority that transfers well into meets.

I can do the Vulcan hand thingy

I'm bloody funny.

I'm often called Niles (Fraser's. Brother)

M

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I can pick things up with my chimp toes, wiggle my ears and fart like a wookie

What coincidence! Me toooooo! "

Are we like, twins n shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a paramedic. I can save someone's life with 1 finger

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I can do the fandango

Thunder bolts and lightening

Very very frightening."

Me

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By *ild PhoenixMan
over a year ago

London


"I can laugh so much other people start laughing too "

Than am sure you have amazing cute laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do the fandango

Thunder bolts and lightening

Very very frightening.

Me "

Galileooooooo!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I can do the fandango

Thunder bolts and lightening

Very very frightening.

Me

Galileooooooo!"

Alright Garth, don't get carried away now

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I can pick things up with my chimp toes, wiggle my ears and fart like a wookie

What coincidence! Me toooooo!

Are we like, twins n shit? "

No. You are my twin

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I can refrain from smashing the telly box when the Andrex advert comes on and the kid at the end says she feels as clean as a spoon in a circus.

If I was a cat my body would be doing that arching shit and my fur standing on end. That's how much I despise what that kid says.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I can pick things up with my chimp toes, wiggle my ears and fart like a wookie

What coincidence! Me toooooo!

Are we like, twins n shit?

No. You are my twin "

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do the fandango

Thunder bolts and lightening

Very very frightening.

Me

Galileooooooo!

Alright Garth, don't get carried away now "

Like you aren't gonna be head bangin too at the breakdown

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I can do the fandango

Thunder bolts and lightening

Very very frightening.

Me

Galileooooooo!

Alright Garth, don't get carried away now

Like you aren't gonna be head bangin too at the breakdown "

I already need some migraleave. Nearly knocked my tooth out on my knee too. I'm too old for all this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do the fandango

Thunder bolts and lightening

Very very frightening.

Me

Galileooooooo!

Alright Garth, don't get carried away now

Like you aren't gonna be head bangin too at the breakdown

I already need some migraleave. Nearly knocked my tooth out on my knee too. I'm too old for all this. "

Easy there Tiger

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By *ailor_poonCouple
over a year ago

wirral

I am double jointed in my fingers so can make woman cum a lot

Mr poon x

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

T_edegar

I can lose the remote control for days on end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pick things up with my chimp toes, wiggle my ears and fart like a wookie "

Now that's a woman I want to meet

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I can swim 130 lengths like a crazy twit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can dance if I want to, I can leave my friends behind.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"I can dance if I want to, I can leave my friends behind. "

'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I can mash potato

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I can do the fandango"

Nope, I've gone straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can spread my toes and curl my tongue, which apparently not everybody can do. wow that's really strange. "

I can do that too. I can also make my elbows click to order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can swim 130 lengths like a crazy twit "

I guess those gorgeous floatation devices are a big help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can dance if I want to, I can leave my friends behind.

'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can mash potato "

I can do the twist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do the fandango

Nope, I've gone straight."

Bloody fussy folk!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I can mash potato

I can do the twist"

Oh man, you beat me to it.

Do you like it like this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can mash potato

I can do the twist

Oh man, you beat me to it.

Do you like it like this?"

Do you love me?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I can swim 130 lengths like a crazy twit

I guess those gorgeous floatation devices are a big help. "

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I can touch my ears with your toes

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I can do the fandango

Nope, I've gone straight."

In which case.

I can do the fandango

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I can wave my hands in the air like I just don't care

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I can multitask . I can sit on the sofa drink wine and lick a pussy out all at the same time

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I can not give a fuck.

It's a rare talent these days, its seems.

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By *miler6969696969Man
over a year ago

Doncaster/Sheffield


" So come on what can you do.?"
tie you to my swing in my playroom.x

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I can fold my tongue back on itself, dancing eyebrows, i can bore you to death on most subjects with facts and did you knows and the last thing you won't believe so I'll shut up

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I can not give a fuck.

It's a rare talent these days, its seems. "

Only you could come out with that statement chick

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

think too much. that is my skill.

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"think too much. that is my skill. "

I never thought of that

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I can mash potato

I can do the twist

Oh man, you beat me to it.

Do you like it like this?

Do you love me? "

Yes

Ooopps,

Now that I can dance.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I can do what the fuck I like

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By *reman6976Man
over a year ago

Deeping St James


"I can do what the fuck I like "

No one will argue with that!

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"think too much. that is my skill.

I never thought of that "

i don't usually.

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill


"I can mash potato

I can do the twist

Oh man, you beat me to it.

Do you like it like this?

Do you love me?

Yes

Ooopps,

Now that I can dance."

Watch me now...

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