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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you ever wiped your bottom with anything other than toilet paper ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, sandpaper

Gets those clingon bits that toilet paper just can't deal with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, sandpaper

Gets those clingon bits that toilet paper just can't deal with."

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I noticed the other day that I was running low on loo roll so I stocked up at the supermarket.

A few days later I was sat on the loo enjoying a morning motion.

When I finished I realised the new rolls were still in the cupboard. In the next room

Oh and I used a newspaper once. Can't remember who was on the front page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever wiped your bottom with anything other than toilet paper ?

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Never us Smoggies do not let that happen

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Izal cannot under any circumstances be classed as toilet paper...can it? When we were kids mum would occasionally put squares of newspaper in the loo if times were hard.

I once shared a house with a French man who used squared note paper.

Never use unidentified leaves, the subsequent allergic reaction takes some explaining and nobody believes you. Or so I've been told

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By *ardiffCoupleNJCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd/Rhyfelin


"Have you ever wiped your bottom with anything other than toilet paper ?

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Yup....working in slightly less glamorous parts of the world...

First world problems n all that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a "Somebody make me feel better about what I just did" post?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Yes of course.

I got the butler to use his glove,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a "Somebody make me feel better about what I just did" post?"

Well he is called soxy?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

He advised that the B-Day was right next to me??

I wondered why they expected me to kneel down when I wanted to brush my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes running in the middle of nowhere I imposed with leaves it was a pretty gross experience

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I used a sock once

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