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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What talent do you see in others that you wish you had?

It's not jealousy or envy, but more of an admiration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play guitar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flyboard

Tried it, loved it but would love to be really good at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play instruments

Speak foreign languages

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singing I think that I sound like Adele but truth is cats choir springs to mind

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Look effortless. I envy women who can throw on anything and look amazing. Women who can drape coats over their bags and not drag it in the mud after 5 mins. I look like a bundle of shit tied up in the middle

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Speak different languages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look effortless. I envy women who can throw on anything and look amazing. Women who can drape coats over their bags and not drag it in the mud after 5 mins. I look like a bundle of shit tied up in the middle "

I would love this!

Sara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be able to throw my hair up into a top knot and look chic, instead i look like i've been dragged through 214 bushes on a super windy day.

And play the drums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look effortless. I envy women who can throw on anything and look amazing. Women who can drape coats over their bags and not drag it in the mud after 5 mins. I look like a bundle of shit tied up in the middle "

this definitely. Most mornings I look like I've slept in a skip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ski, ballet dance, sing, get a good night's sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Speak different languages "

This is mine also. I seem to have picked up the basics and then gave up on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play an instrument

Always wanted to ....but either my hands were to small or I couldn't blow hard enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie knots, even bought a book but still can only do Granny Knots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cooking so wish I could do that without setting fire to my kitchen or burning things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be able to bullshit and have a straight face while doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look effortless. I envy women who can throw on anything and look amazing. Women who can drape coats over their bags and not drag it in the mud after 5 mins. I look like a bundle of shit tied up in the middle "

Definitely this x ^^^^^

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"cooking so wish I could do that without setting fire to my kitchen or burning things"
thisis ne to with out the fire I just can't bloody cook. Do everything it's says or I'm told it never ever tastes that great lol. I make wicked sandwichs though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skateboard, free running and tumbling..... Usual grown up stuff

Peach x

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

The Times crossword

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Times crossword "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id love to be able to grasp languages - my son lives in germany and it would be useful -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 08/09/17 08:15:46]"

You said 'nothing' didn't you? Didn't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id love to be able to grasp languages - my son lives in germany and it would be useful - "

Find a nice German man to practice with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play an instrument,

Learn a foreign language fluently,

Be a natural athlete, it takes me hours of training to be slightly better than average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cooking so wish I could do that without setting fire to my kitchen or burning things thisis ne to with out the fire I just can't bloody cook. Do everything it's says or I'm told it never ever tastes that great lol. I make wicked sandwichs though "

I'm awful at sandwiches

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Reach the top shelf in a supermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play the piano, or ukele. Language I'm not all that bothered about. But I would love to be able to free run.....could probably do it with time....but I don't have that time.

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By *r C Miss CCouple
over a year ago

llanelli

Id like to be able to play drums. I can already play the guitar, bass and probably any stringed instrument. Ive been playing guitar for 25 years now on and off

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I'm another who wishes he could sing or play an instrument, I've no aptitude in that department. The only thing creative I'm proficient at is photography

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holding a conversation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 08/09/17 08:15:46]

You said 'nothing' didn't you? Didn't you? "

I thought she'd say - post something and leave it on there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id love to be able to grasp languages - my son lives in germany and it would be useful -

Find a nice German man to practice with. "

i have my kids - theyve tried and it just doesnt stay in the brainbox -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spelling and numbers never been very good ... But never stopped me doing very well in life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be able to draw too.....not to a level where I'd sell work. Just to a level where I'd go "yep, I like that"

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Take pictures that don't have arms in.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 08/09/17 08:15:46]

You said 'nothing' didn't you? Didn't you? "

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Not than I am into armless pictures .. (hmm it's too early)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be arsed. The coffee isn't working this morning...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Jumping on the "play an instrument" bandwagon (pun intended)

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I cant open my kitchen cupboards and throw an amazing meal together especially at the end of the week!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Dance, Skate, play an instrument, sing, drive an automatic car, fluency in a foreign language, drink wine. (to name a few)

Sounds like a wild night out when you look at that list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't put a fruit pastel in my mouth and not chew it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 08/09/17 08:15:46]

You said 'nothing' didn't you? Didn't you?

"

I knew it!

*commences Carlton dance*

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton


"I cant open my kitchen cupboards and throw an amazing meal together especially at the end of the week!! "

The end of the week is for takeaways!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I cant open my kitchen cupboards and throw an amazing meal together especially at the end of the week!!

The end of the week is for takeaways! "

Yes!!! My saviour

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

If Friday doesn't contain an onion bhaji, something has gone wrong!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"If Friday doesn't contain an onion bhaji, something has gone wrong! "

Used to be a crunchie when I was a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spell :o(

I'm a dummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could be one of those naturally charming people.

They put you completely at ease and are interested in what you have to say.

They're funny, intelligent and kind.

With a sparkle in their eye.

Or can I at least meet someone like this!?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Welding, id like to be able to weld. Oh, and plaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying. The urge to tell the truth is too strong for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look effortless. I envy women who can throw on anything and look amazing. Women who can drape coats over their bags and not drag it in the mud after 5 mins. I look like a bundle of shit tied up in the middle "

This!!

I'm terrible at "womaning"

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By *ardiffCoupleNJCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd/Rhyfelin


" Welding, id like to be able to weld. Oh, and plaster."

Can do anything else 'cept Plastering!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Play guitar and swim

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Look great after sex instead or red, flushed and sweaty with my hair stuck to my head Or wake up in the morning and look radiant rather than like I've slept under a hedge

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Play guitar and swim "

I can help with the swimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stand the rain

Against my window

Bringing back sweet memories

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I can't stand the rain

Against my window

Bringing back sweet memories"

That song makes me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fly

I wish I could fly

Right up to the sky

But I can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fly

I wish I could fly

Right up to the sky

But I can't "

You can...

Fuzz

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Stop the feeling...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Help believing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fly

I wish I could fly

Right up to the sky

But I can't

You can...

Fuzz"

I can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand stand ...... Cart wheels and the Splits .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Backward somersaults. I did trampolining at school and backwards somersaults are supposed to be easier than front but I just couldn't do them.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Can't stop addicted to the shindig

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By *imonP23Man
over a year ago

Shepton Mallet

I'm surprised none of the single males on here has said "get meets" yet...

In my case, "get verified on Fab". Two club visits so far and I still haven't managed it. The fact that I was the only customer who showed up last Friday night probably didn't help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm surprised none of the single males on here has said "get meets" yet...

"

Piece of piss when you know how

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pilot a helicopter. I'd love to do that.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sewing- I'm good at crafts but I can't sew and it infuriates me as I so want to be able to take up my kids trousers without it being wonky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whistle. "

. Just lick your lips and part them a little.

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry


"Look effortless. I envy women who can throw on anything and look amazing. Women who can drape coats over their bags and not drag it in the mud after 5 mins. I look like a bundle of shit tied up in the middle

Definitely this x ^^^^^ "

Totally x Storm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fly

I wish I could fly

Right up to the sky

But I can't "

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Ice skate, better than I can

Speak other languages fluently

Play the piano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to be confident, not like cocky twat confident, like walk in a room with that glow some people just have!

and to be able to do smokey eyeshadow that doesnt look like ive done a round with AJ

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By *ara_and_MJCouple
over a year ago

rochdale

Run.

I have a genetic condition called CharcotMarieTooth Syndrome & one of the problems is that I'm physically unable to run.

It's a bugger as I'd save a lot of money if I was buying running shoes instead of bicycles!

Sara.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't dance, I can't talk.

Only thing about me is the way I walk.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Can't get enough...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch my nose with my elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe it's not butter

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I can't get no satisfaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whistle.

. Just lick your lips and part them a little. "

It didn't work. Can I get someone else to do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look effortless. I envy women who can throw on anything and look amazing. Women who can drape coats over their bags and not drag it in the mud after 5 mins. I look like a bundle of shit tied up in the middle "

With ya on that one.woman at school always looks amazing no matter what she has on

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Lick my nose - would save so much time in the winter with no need for wiping lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I would love to be able to sing with something resembling an actual tune

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

I CANT multi task, and I am supposed to be able too! lol

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"What talent do you see in others that you wish you had?

It's not jealousy or envy, but more of an admiration.

"

Sing and play an instrument. I think musically gifted people are so lucky

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Play an instrument

Speak a foreign language

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I'd love to be able to draw pencil sketches really well, I really envy those who can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love to be able to draw pencil sketches really well, I really envy those who can. "

But can you draw? I admire artists that don't try to copy someone's style, or they're not concerned about it looking perfect. There's lots of art that you know is just a nice picture or painting. But it's not skilled. They're just able to invoke a feeling or memory with what they've created. I like that.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I'd love to be able to draw pencil sketches really well, I really envy those who can.

But can you draw? I admire artists that don't try to copy someone's style, or they're not concerned about it looking perfect. There's lots of art that you know is just a nice picture or painting. But it's not skilled. They're just able to invoke a feeling or memory with what they've created. I like that. "

Nope, not got an artistic bone in my body, I look at something and draw it, and it doesn't resemble what I'm looking at at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look effortless. I envy women who can throw on anything and look amazing. Women who can drape coats over their bags and not drag it in the mud after 5 mins. I look like a bundle of shit tied up in the middle "

Proper laughed. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fly helicopters and aeroplanes

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Be a polyglot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop smoking unfortunately. It's filthy, deadly, antisocial and down right wrong but can't not do it

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

I can't float.

I presume it's because I'm not fat enough.

Planning a trip to the Dead Sea in Jordan next year to find out

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I'm envious of people who can effortlessly mingle with others and make them smile.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Tons but I have a bad go at a lot.

Organising is often poor even though I sort of can do it, roughly - it's amazing that I just escaped from Miami and am not still there for the storm. I thought I was fairly calmly getting my act together... But flights full, roads in chaos etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Play guitar. "

You say that, but I've been playing for 35 years, been in bands and it's only got me laid twice?

Usually after a gig I get blokes coming up to

Me wanting to talk about Fenders and Echo units

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm envious of people who can effortlessly mingle with others and make them smile."

Again I used to be able to do this, but as I'm getting older social anxiety is creeping in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a glass of wine and leave it there. If the bottle get opened it gets drank

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Take a selfie that doesn't make me cringe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm envious of people who can walk past a Greggs without going in for a Pasty or cream cake

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Attract respectful attractive men

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Get a football coupon up!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Play the drums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm envious of people who can walk past a Greggs without going in for a Pasty or cream cake "

Easy

Patisserie Valerie is next door

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm envious of people who can walk past a Greggs without going in for a Pasty or cream cake

Easy

Patisserie Valerie is next door "

I'm going there tomorrow. I should check there is one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm envious of people who can walk past a Greggs without going in for a Pasty or cream cake

Easy

Patisserie Valerie is next door

I'm going there tomorrow. I should check there is one!"

Such a tease

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"What talent do you see in others that you wish you had?

It's not jealousy or envy, but more of an admiration.

"

I can't take it up my arse ... dunno why but it won't happen .

Totally admire those that can

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm envious of people who can walk past a Greggs without going in for a Pasty or cream cake

Easy

Patisserie Valerie is next door

I'm going there tomorrow. I should check there is one!

Such a tease "

I need to have some enjoyment

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Can't rim myself but I can self suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm envious of people who can walk past a Greggs without going in for a Pasty or cream cake

Easy

Patisserie Valerie is next door

I'm going there tomorrow. I should check there is one!

Such a tease

I need to have some enjoyment "

Yes, I can't begrudge you that at all. You do deserve some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't evolve opposable thumbs...

Perhaps I'm an evolutionary dead end...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't rim myself but I can self suck"

And do you know anyone that can?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter how often I try, will be doing so again this weekend, I can't bake bread that "self supports" as it proves.....it's frustrating the s**t out of me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No matter how often I try, will be doing so again this weekend, I can't bake bread that "self supports" as it proves.....it's frustrating the s**t out of me!"

Have you tried double kneading?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No matter how often I try, will be doing so again this weekend, I can't bake bread that "self supports" as it proves.....it's frustrating the s**t out of me!"

Ask me for a fool proof recipe. .

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Modesty.

I'm just too awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything right handed

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