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By *.gerri.x OP TV/TS
over a year ago

North west

It was early in the morning and the clock turned to two.

Out from the darkness crawled the terrible few.

You're fit , you're horny , I want to cum In your eye.

But your straight, it states you're clearly not bi.

Looking for women so you can smash that pussy.

Am I to presume you've turned cos of lil old me.

Or perhaps dear friends who now stand in my dock.

Your all just blaggers who like a bit of the cock.

It's sad if on a site with so many kinks.

You lie on your profile and send me the winks.

Be honest , open that closet door , lift up the latch.

Wave goodbye to aslan ,be fair to the woman you're hoping to catch.

Straight is not straight if your orally bi.

And hiding it from them women is still a lie.

I know you probably wouldn't touch mine.

And cos you close your eyes you're still straight , it's fine.

But to tell you the truth being your last desperate roll of the dice.

Doesn't do it for me

I'd probably catch lice.

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

"It was early in the morning and the clock turned to two.

Out from the darkness crawled the terrible few.

You're fit , you're horny , I want to cum In your eye.

But your straight, it states you're clearly not bi.

Looking for women so you can smash that pussy.

Am I to presume you've turned cos of lil old me.

Or perhaps dear friends who now stand in my dock.

Your all just blaggers who like a bit of the cock.

It's sad if on a site with so many kinks.

You lie on your profile and send me the winks.

Be honest , open that closet door , lift up the latch.

Wave goodbye to aslan ,be fair to the woman you're hoping to catch.

Straight is not straight if your orally bi.

And hiding it from them women is still a lie.

I know you probably wouldn't touch mine.

And cos you close your eyes you're still straight , it's fine.

But to tell you the truth being your last desperate roll of the dice.

Doesn't do it for me

I'd probably catch lice.

Hahahahahahahahhahahhab!! Brilliant! Needed a chuckles! Thank you!

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By *.gerri.x OP TV/TS
over a year ago

North west

Lol, got to laugh haven't you

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Epic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol, got to laugh haven't you

I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was great!!! I'm laughing like hell xx

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By *.gerri.x OP TV/TS
over a year ago

North west

Glad to make people laugh on this wet Fri Morning

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