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Too vain for my liking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ashamed to say I've gotten into a bad habit of admiring my own reflection. I try to avoid looking in mirrors but sometimes I forget and accidently catch a glimpse. And it never ceases to amaze me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ashamed to say I've gotten into a bad habit of admiring my own reflection. I try to avoid looking in mirrors but sometimes I forget and accidently catch a glimpse. And it never ceases to amaze me. "

It's just a shadow man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be terrible for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this thread was about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this thread was about me "

I thought it would definitely be about...well, best not to say!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Here we go again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, if you don't love yourself, who will eh?

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By *imonP23Man
over a year ago

Shepton Mallet

I avoid mirrors now. I haven't managed to find my reflection since a wild night with a crazy goth chick who bit me. I also get terrible sunburn lately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this thread was about me "

I bet you thought this thread was about you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As a child people used to say I looked too pretty to be a boy. I was doomed from day one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its when you get out of the shower, walk past a mirror..walk back and say...ooo hello you

MR p4k

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

they taken the mirror out of my pub and replace it with the sun

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"Ashamed to say I've gotten into a bad habit of admiring my own reflection. I try to avoid looking in mirrors but sometimes I forget and accidently catch a glimpse. And it never ceases to amaze me. "

When you walk past churches do they ring the bells ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this thread was about me

I bet you thought this thread was about you"

Been singing that since thread started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this thread was about me

I bet you thought this thread was about you

Been singing that since thread started "

Me too, just couldn't resist any longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please refrain from walking around your house naked and admiring your Willy in the mirror. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aint life a bitch

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

bet you think this song is about you don.t you ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Must be terrible for you. "

It is. I'm sure it's a vice. Not so much for women because they are like peacocks. It doesn't help when people stare at me though. I suppose it's the price I have to pay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how about putting a pic up so people can see just how handsome you are?

Or will you break the camera?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP....you have a reflection???

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Avoid wearing mirrored sunglasses as well. Otherwise you'll end up caught between the two reflections and waste away like that Narcissus bloke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So how about putting a pic up so people can see just how handsome you are?

Or will you break the camera?"

I'm not sure if swinging is for me. It's a big leap. Just toying with the idea at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I'm not sure if swinging is for me. It's a big leap. Just toying with the idea at the moment."

Your far too good for the women on here, maybe go to fab guys and try your lick there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm not sure if swinging is for me. It's a big leap. Just toying with the idea at the moment.

Your far too good for the women on here, maybe go to fab guys and try your lick there. "

Try your lick there?...

Please please tell me that wasn't a typo...

It's too clever to be a misprint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luck... LUCK! Haha bloody phone keeps doing this recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be terrible for you.

It is. I'm sure it's a vice. Not so much for women because they are like peacocks. It doesn't help when people stare at me though. I suppose it's the price I have to pay."

Stare back, make them cry.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Must be terrible for you.

It is. I'm sure it's a vice. Not so much for women because they are like peacocks. It doesn't help when people stare at me though. I suppose it's the price I have to pay."

Is the staring down to your great pics, well written profile or the amazing verifications?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Be funny if you were as ugly as sin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be funny if you were as ugly as sin "

You know it aint so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be funny if you were as ugly as sin

You know it aint so!"

So prove it! You have all the chat... but when it comes to it, you can't back it up with a pic for all to see.

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS


"Ashamed to say I've gotten into a bad habit of admiring my own reflection. I try to avoid looking in mirrors but sometimes I forget and accidently catch a glimpse. And it never ceases to amaze me. "

Does it make you jump out of your skin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the mirror dimension, your alter ego is shaking his head saying "fuck me, he makes me fucking cringe!"

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4laLTBqDDc0

Thank me later for great entertainment fab

Their animation is cruelly awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"in the mirror dimension, your alter ego is shaking his head saying "fuck me, he makes me fucking cringe!""

Haha no it's a real treat actually. If you have an appreciation for the science of physiognomy. There must be a god because no way could such a face come from chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in the mirror dimension, your alter ego is shaking his head saying "fuck me, he makes me fucking cringe!"

Haha no it's a real treat actually. If you have an appreciation for the science of physiognomy. There must be a god because no way could such a face come from chance."

I started reading the sentence backwards..

"chance from come face."...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So how about putting a pic up so people can see just how handsome you are?

Or will you break the camera?

I'm not sure if swinging is for me. It's a big leap. Just toying with the idea at the moment."

Show us your butt then, it's where most of your talking comes from ?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"in the mirror dimension, your alter ego is shaking his head saying "fuck me, he makes me fucking cringe!"

Haha no it's a real treat actually. If you have an appreciation for the science of physiognomy. There must be a god because no way could such a face come from chance."

You know you are ugly, you just have to come to terms with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in the mirror dimension, your alter ego is shaking his head saying "fuck me, he makes me fucking cringe!"

Haha no it's a real treat actually. If you have an appreciation for the science of physiognomy. There must be a god because no way could such a face come from chance.

You know you are ugly, you just have to come to terms with it. "

probably deliberately takes off the thick milk bottle specs when he walks by the mirror, resulting in a 'sexy' blurred reflection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and I thought it was just me.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"in the mirror dimension, your alter ego is shaking his head saying "fuck me, he makes me fucking cringe!"

Haha no it's a real treat actually. If you have an appreciation for the science of physiognomy. There must be a god because no way could such a face come from chance.

You know you are ugly, you just have to come to terms with it.

probably deliberately takes off the thick milk bottle specs when he walks by the mirror, resulting in a 'sexy' blurred reflection"

Yes, I think it's this.

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