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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some say, his mother abandoned him before he was born, and that he can eat soup with a knife

All we know is, he's called Piece of Cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some say women on Fab actually message him and that he's very popular at hen parties because he can breath from his ears!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Some say he has the biggest clock on fab and can keep going for hours.

All we know is, he's really Ace

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Some say he's a bit of a gobshite with a passion for jd all we know is he's called blade

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some say she doesn't exist and her legendary Yorkshire puddings are just a figment of sams overactive imagination, all we know is she's called the lace

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Some say she dances with leprechauns in the rain, others say she flies magic carpets. All we know, is she's Princess Peach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some say she's a flirt and some say she's a good loyal and caring friend -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Some say nothing and others even less, we called them _uxom red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

That makes it extra sad, poor guy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

That makes it extra sad, poor guy "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

That makes it extra sad, poor guy "

It was a sad time

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Some say he does not sleep, and he wanders the forums getting odder and odder..

All we know is he is called... (*whispers* what the fuck does that say?....how do I even say that?..boowww ooooo...ok)....botu!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Some say he is "down to earth friendly"

Some say he is "quite the gentlemen"

Some say it's the "best oral sex I've ever had"

And some say he's "hairy legged cunt"

All we know is, he's called

Scrumdiddlyumptious

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!"

You 2 lovebirds

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!"

And that's another phone you owe me you bitch. I looked at that thinking wtf till it clicked. I'd forgotten

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

And that's another phone you owe me you bitch. I looked at that thinking wtf till it clicked. I'd forgotten

Forgotten about me and moved on already huh? You'll never replace me....or your phone!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Some say he is "down to earth friendly"

Some say he is "quite the gentlemen"

Some say it's the "best oral sex I've ever had"

And some say he's "hairy legged cunt"

All we know is, he's called

Scrumdiddlyumptious"

Some say he's got the best wet t shirt in new York but we know him as _crumdiddlyumptious

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

And that's another phone you owe me you bitch. I looked at that thinking wtf till it clicked. I'd forgotten

Forgotten about me and moved on already huh? You'll never replace me....or your phone!"

Sorry but all you was was a port in a storm. Yep I'm 1 of them fuckwit fab single males fuck em and fuck em off. Sucker !!!!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

And that's another phone you owe me you bitch. I looked at that thinking wtf till it clicked. I'd forgotten

Forgotten about me and moved on already huh? You'll never replace me....or your phone!

Sorry but all you was was a port in a storm. Yep I'm 1 of them fuckwit fab single males fuck em and fuck em off. Sucker !!!!!"

Just the kind of man I like

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

And that's another phone you owe me you bitch. I looked at that thinking wtf till it clicked. I'd forgotten

Forgotten about me and moved on already huh? You'll never replace me....or your phone!

Sorry but all you was was a port in a storm. Yep I'm 1 of them fuckwit fab single males fuck em and fuck em off. Sucker !!!!!"

That's not what you told me Bladey. I had my maid of honour dress ready just like you asked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

Lots. It gets me all excitable

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us "

RESULT

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Some say he is "down to earth friendly"

Some say he is "quite the gentlemen"

Some say it's the "best oral sex I've ever had"

And some say he's "hairy legged cunt"

All we know is, he's called

Scrumdiddlyumptious

Some say he's got the best wet t shirt in new York but we know him as _crumdiddlyumptious

Ah that was in my wet t shirt modeling days

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

And that's another phone you owe me you bitch. I looked at that thinking wtf till it clicked. I'd forgotten

Forgotten about me and moved on already huh? You'll never replace me....or your phone!

Sorry but all you was was a port in a storm. Yep I'm 1 of them fuckwit fab single males fuck em and fuck em off. Sucker !!!!!

That's not what you told me Bladey. I had my maid of honour dress ready just like you asked.

Well you know how it is babe. I was horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Some say he is "down to earth friendly"

Some say he is "quite the gentlemen"

Some say it's the "best oral sex I've ever had"

And some say he's "hairy legged cunt"

All we know is, he's called

Scrumdiddlyumptious

Some say he's got the best wet t shirt in new York but we know him as _crumdiddlyumptious

Ah that was in my wet t shirt modeling days

Was that before or after you were a Hooters waitress?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

Lots. It gets me all excitable "

Tell me more I'll just drop my kecks

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

Some say, she can fart the theme tune of the Wombles tv series in perfect pitch, and that her boobs are really hidden radar dishes for spotting bi fems...

All we know is, she's called Jayne!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast "

At every high 5 you must sing

"Tag team back again, whoop there it is"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast "

Go's without saying dude and well if accident happen we are all grown ups right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

At every high 5 you must sing

"Tag team back again, whoop there it is""

But immature isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

Go's without saying dude and well if accident happen we are all grown ups right

*double checks profile for sexuality*

Yea man

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Some say he is "down to earth friendly"

Some say he is "quite the gentlemen"

Some say it's the "best oral sex I've ever had"

And some say he's "hairy legged cunt"

All we know is, he's called

Scrumdiddlyumptious

Some say he's got the best wet t shirt in new York but we know him as _crumdiddlyumptious

Ah that was in my wet t shirt modeling days

Was that before or after you were a Hooters waitress?"

I wasn't big enough to get a gig at Hooters,

Just Friday night at Tiny Todgers steak house

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

At every high 5 you must sing

"Tag team back again, whoop there it is"

But immature isn't it?"

Oh hush. May I just hum it silently in my head then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

At every high 5 you must sing

"Tag team back again, whoop there it is"

But immature isn't it?

Oh hush. May I just hum it silently in my head then?

No but feel free to hum on my balls

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Some say he is "down to earth friendly"

Some say he is "quite the gentlemen"

Some say it's the "best oral sex I've ever had"

And some say he's "hairy legged cunt"

All we know is, he's called

Scrumdiddlyumptious

Some say he's got the best wet t shirt in new York but we know him as _crumdiddlyumptious

Ah that was in my wet t shirt modeling days

Was that before or after you were a Hooters waitress?

I wasn't big enough to get a gig at Hooters,

Just Friday night at Tiny Todgers steak house"

Can you pass on my number? I need a new career

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

Go's without saying dude and well if accident happen we are all grown ups right

*double checks profile for sexuality*

Yea man

Well fab is a weird and wonderful place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

Go's without saying dude and well if accident happen we are all grown ups right

*double checks profile for sexuality*

Yea man

Well fab is a weird and wonderful place

*becomes skeptical*

Yea man

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

At every high 5 you must sing

"Tag team back again, whoop there it is"

But immature isn't it?

Oh hush. May I just hum it silently in my head then?

No but feel free to hum on my balls

Hum-baya oh cake, Hum-baya

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

Go's without saying dude and well if accident happen we are all grown ups right

*double checks profile for sexuality*

Yea man

Well fab is a weird and wonderful place

*becomes skeptical*

Yea man

Becomes worried how good at this we are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

Go's without saying dude and well if accident happen we are all grown ups right

*double checks profile for sexuality*

Yea man

Well fab is a weird and wonderful place

*becomes skeptical*

Yea man

Becomes worried how good at this we are

*pats the bed next to him*

Don't worry, it's perfectly natural to experiment

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Some say he isn't really Blue and very rarely wonders, all we know is he is lurking in the forums...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

At every high 5 you must sing

"Tag team back again, whoop there it is"

But immature isn't it?

Oh hush. May I just hum it silently in my head then?

No but feel free to hum on my balls

Hum-baya oh cake, Hum-baya

Oi no preferential treatment if you don't mind. Do you do requests. I like the skol song but I've forgotten the words

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

Go's without saying dude and well if accident happen we are all grown ups right

*double checks profile for sexuality*

Yea man

Well fab is a weird and wonderful place

*becomes skeptical*

Yea man

Becomes worried how good at this we are

*pats the bed next to him*

Don't worry, it's perfectly natural to experiment

You will still respect me in the morning though won't you.

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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago

chester

Some say he is good with his hands,

Some say he has a usefull spanner in his tool box,

And

Some say his hair glows in the dark after drinking midori.

All we know is its mrfunloving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

Go's without saying dude and well if accident happen we are all grown ups right

*double checks profile for sexuality*

Yea man

Well fab is a weird and wonderful place

*becomes skeptical*

Yea man

Becomes worried how good at this we are

*pats the bed next to him*

Don't worry, it's perfectly natural to experiment

You will still respect me in the morning though won't you."

A lot more than you respected me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some say she's extremely talented, others say she gets on your tits a bit.

All we know is she's a bad kitty

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

Go's without saying dude and well if accident happen we are all grown ups right

*double checks profile for sexuality*

Yea man

Well fab is a weird and wonderful place

*becomes skeptical*

Yea man

Becomes worried how good at this we are

*pats the bed next to him*

Don't worry, it's perfectly natural to experiment

You will still respect me in the morning though won't you.

A lot more than you respected me

Less bitching more jd ya tart. Ffs men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

Go's without saying dude and well if accident happen we are all grown ups right

*double checks profile for sexuality*

Yea man

Well fab is a weird and wonderful place

*becomes skeptical*

Yea man

Becomes worried how good at this we are

*pats the bed next to him*

Don't worry, it's perfectly natural to experiment

You will still respect me in the morning though won't you.

A lot more than you respected me

Less bitching more jd ya tart. Ffs men

......JD? Yea man

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Some say she's a Countess in real life, that she once snogged Richard Branson and the leopard print is just a cover.

All we know is, she's called KM for short

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

Go's without saying dude and well if accident happen we are all grown ups right

*double checks profile for sexuality*

Yea man

Well fab is a weird and wonderful place

*becomes skeptical*

Yea man

Becomes worried how good at this we are

*pats the bed next to him*

Don't worry, it's perfectly natural to experiment

You will still respect me in the morning though won't you.

A lot more than you respected me

Less bitching more jd ya tart. Ffs men

......JD? Yea man

Nothing like a freshly opened ltr bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some say hey hey he's a monkey, others say he's just here to monkey around.

All we know is he's called MrMonkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

Go's without saying dude and well if accident happen we are all grown ups right

*double checks profile for sexuality*

Yea man

Well fab is a weird and wonderful place

*becomes skeptical*

Yea man

Becomes worried how good at this we are

*pats the bed next to him*

Don't worry, it's perfectly natural to experiment

You will still respect me in the morning though won't you.

A lot more than you respected me

Less bitching more jd ya tart. Ffs men

......JD? Yea man

Nothing like a freshly opened ltr bottle

Hmm I'm having da ja vu, isnt this how you suduced me last time?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

Go's without saying dude and well if accident happen we are all grown ups right

*double checks profile for sexuality*

Yea man

Well fab is a weird and wonderful place

*becomes skeptical*

Yea man

Becomes worried how good at this we are

*pats the bed next to him*

Don't worry, it's perfectly natural to experiment

You will still respect me in the morning though won't you.

A lot more than you respected me

Less bitching more jd ya tart. Ffs men

......JD? Yea man

Nothing like a freshly opened ltr bottle

Hmm I'm having da ja vu, isnt this how you suduced me last time?"

I'm pretty sure you were in a graveyard before.....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

That could be 1 of my m.o.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

Go's without saying dude and well if accident happen we are all grown ups right

*double checks profile for sexuality*

Yea man

Well fab is a weird and wonderful place

*becomes skeptical*

Yea man

Becomes worried how good at this we are

*pats the bed next to him*

Don't worry, it's perfectly natural to experiment

You will still respect me in the morning though won't you.

A lot more than you respected me

Less bitching more jd ya tart. Ffs men

......JD? Yea man

Nothing like a freshly opened ltr bottle

Hmm I'm having da ja vu, isnt this how you suduced me last time?

I'm pretty sure you were in a graveyard before.....

Yea, that sounds familiar

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm sorry to hear about your mother abandoning you

Read the post again. Before he was born

Don't make a joke out of my past experiences please, they're still a little sore

Get to fuck no sympathy here even if your serious get over it I did. It's what made me the man I am and proud of it

Always pissing on my corn flakes since the break up you are!

JUST LET ME MOVE ON!

You 2 lovebirds

Jealous much

I adore it.

Really. How much

I've asked the question Blade and yes, she does want to be double teamed by us

RESULT

Just remember the rules

1. No eye contact

2. No crossing swords

3. High fives at every spitroast

Go's without saying dude and well if accident happen we are all grown ups right

*double checks profile for sexuality*

Yea man

Well fab is a weird and wonderful place

*becomes skeptical*

Yea man

Becomes worried how good at this we are

*pats the bed next to him*

Don't worry, it's perfectly natural to experiment

You will still respect me in the morning though won't you.

A lot more than you respected me

Less bitching more jd ya tart. Ffs men

......JD? Yea man

Nothing like a freshly opened ltr bottle

Hmm I'm having da ja vu, isnt this how you suduced me last time?

I'm pretty sure you were in a graveyard before.....

Kinky

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