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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Okay so I had a meet not too long ago and after the sex the woman was a so pleased I was a "normal respectable" guy. I didn't quite understand what she meant. She showed me her inbox to try explain to me what she meant and honestly though omg do guys literally send this as a first message and being serious. She explained why she was happy to hear from just a normal guy.

I am sure not all men are like this because I doubt we're all cut from the same cloth but it was alarming to see. Like last week I got a message from a chap asking how do I get meets off fab because he'd been on the site for a year photo verified and no meets. I didn't respond to him because I thought it was a joke. But any guy out there struggling for meets. 50% of the chance you'll get a meet or response from women is if you actually read their profile. Nothing about dick size good looking etc. Quote something from their profile so it shows you actually took the time to read their profile. Don't treat women like a hole to nut in. Once you've stimulated her mind or even peaked her interests then talk dirty. I am sure she'll be more willing to zo then. Like I hope this has helped a little guys because "hey I'm in the area you wanna have fun or wanna fuck" doesn't not work. And if it does it's usually 9% of the time it does.

Ciao boys and girls

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry, I only send faf messages to newbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done for being a nice guy, but here we go again.

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow


"Okay so I had a meet not too long ago and after the sex the woman was a so pleased I was a "normal respectable" guy. I didn't quite understand what she meant. She showed me her inbox to try explain to me what she meant and honestly though omg do guys literally send this as a first message and being serious. She explained why she was happy to hear from just a normal guy.

I am sure not all men are like this because I doubt we're all cut from the same cloth but it was alarming to see. Like last week I got a message from a chap asking how do I get meets off fab because he'd been on the site for a year photo verified and no meets. I didn't respond to him because I thought it was a joke. But any guy out there struggling for meets. 50% of the chance you'll get a meet or response from women is if you actually read their profile. Nothing about dick size good looking etc. Quote something from their profile so it shows you actually took the time to read their profile. Don't treat women like a hole to nut in. Once you've stimulated her mind or even peaked her interests then talk dirty. I am sure she'll be more willing to zo then. Like I hope this has helped a little guys because "hey I'm in the area you wanna have fun or wanna fuck" doesn't not work. And if it does it's usually 9% of the time it does.

Ciao boys and girls"

So kind of you to help out the faf'ers.

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I probably shouldn't give away a Fab trade secret known only to a select few, but I'm feeling generous.

In a first message there are words and phrases that trigger involuntary female orgasm.

A tiny selection are as follows:

I'm hung like a donkey love

I wanna be nuts deep in you

I'll lick you till you beg for mercy

Fancy a fuck babe?

You've got a sweet pussy

There are plenty more but I'm keeping my powder dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I probably shouldn't give away a Fab trade secret known only to a select few, but I'm feeling generous.

In a first message there are words and phrases that trigger involuntary female orgasm.

A tiny selection are as follows:

I'm hung like a donkey love

I wanna be nuts deep in you

I'll lick you till you beg for mercy

Fancy a fuck babe?

You've got a sweet pussy

There are plenty more but I'm keeping my powder dry

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I probably shouldn't give away a Fab trade secret known only to a select few, but I'm feeling generous.

In a first message there are words and phrases that trigger involuntary female orgasm.

A tiny selection are as follows:

I'm hung like a donkey love

I wanna be nuts deep in you

I'll lick you till you beg for mercy

Fancy a fuck babe?

You've got a sweet pussy

There are plenty more but I'm keeping my powder dry

"

You forgot, "wow you look really fit for someone your age "

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford


"Well done for being a nice guy, but here we go again."

tell me about it zzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I probably shouldn't give away a Fab trade secret known only to a select few, but I'm feeling generous.

In a first message there are words and phrases that trigger involuntary female orgasm.

A tiny selection are as follows:

I'm hung like a donkey love

I wanna be nuts deep in you

I'll lick you till you beg for mercy

Fancy a fuck babe?

You've got a sweet pussy

There are plenty more but I'm keeping my powder dry

You forgot, "wow you look really fit for someone your age "

"

Now you mention it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a normal guy, she sai so! Message me please" boring

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Okay so I had a meet not too long ago and after the sex the woman was a so pleased I was a "normal respectable" guy. I didn't quite understand what she meant. She showed me her inbox to try explain to me what she meant and honestly though omg do guys literally send this as a first message and being serious. She explained why she was happy to hear from just a normal guy.

I am sure not all men are like this because I doubt we're all cut from the same cloth but it was alarming to see. Like last week I got a message from a chap asking how do I get meets off fab because he'd been on the site for a year photo verified and no meets. I didn't respond to him because I thought it was a joke. But any guy out there struggling for meets. 50% of the chance you'll get a meet or response from women is if you actually read their profile. Nothing about dick size good looking etc. Quote something from their profile so it shows you actually took the time to read their profile. Don't treat women like a hole to nut in. Once you've stimulated her mind or even peaked her interests then talk dirty. I am sure she'll be more willing to zo then. Like I hope this has helped a little guys because "hey I'm in the area you wanna have fun or wanna fuck" doesn't not work. And if it does it's usually 9% of the time it does.

Ciao boys and girls"

Dude seriously xxx I'm glad you were able to unload your sack however

Why on earth try to increase the competition?

Let as many idiots remain as idiots every idiot you entice into becoming a pretend worthwhile meet is another person in the way. You're also promoting deception suggesting morons learn how to pretend in order to con vince a susceptible lady into meeting them

The kind of person most ladies would like to meet is not one who needs to be told how to behave that in itself is it's own filter to help the ladies choose xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay so I had a meet not too long ago and after the sex the woman was a so pleased I was a "normal respectable" guy. I didn't quite understand what she meant. She showed me her inbox to try explain to me what she meant and honestly though omg do guys literally send this as a first message and being serious. She explained why she was happy to hear from just a normal guy.

I am sure not all men are like this because I doubt we're all cut from the same cloth but it was alarming to see. Like last week I got a message from a chap asking how do I get meets off fab because he'd been on the site for a year photo verified and no meets. I didn't respond to him because I thought it was a joke. But any guy out there struggling for meets. 50% of the chance you'll get a meet or response from women is if you actually read their profile. Nothing about dick size good looking etc. Quote something from their profile so it shows you actually took the time to read their profile. Don't treat women like a hole to nut in. Once you've stimulated her mind or even peaked her interests then talk dirty. I am sure she'll be more willing to zo then. Like I hope this has helped a little guys because "hey I'm in the area you wanna have fun or wanna fuck" doesn't not work. And if it does it's usually 9% of the time it does.

Ciao boys and girls"

What is going on today? Why are guys trying to tell every other guy what it's like to be the exemplary human and meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I probably shouldn't give away a Fab trade secret known only to a select few, but I'm feeling generous.

In a first message there are words and phrases that trigger involuntary female orgasm.

A tiny selection are as follows:

I'm hung like a donkey love

I wanna be nuts deep in you

I'll lick you till you beg for mercy

Fancy a fuck babe?

You've got a sweet pussy

There are plenty more but I'm keeping my powder dry

You forgot, "wow you look really fit for someone your age "

Now you mention it

"

You smoothie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess Peach shown me her inbox once, I spent about half n hour replying to the messages none stop and I could not for the life of me keep up.

Single men are such pigs, but so easy to wind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I probably shouldn't give away a Fab trade secret known only to a select few, but I'm feeling generous.

In a first message there are words and phrases that trigger involuntary female orgasm.

A tiny selection are as follows:

I'm hung like a donkey love

I wanna be nuts deep in you

I'll lick you till you beg for mercy

Fancy a fuck babe?

You've got a sweet pussy

There are plenty more but I'm keeping my powder dry

You forgot, "wow you look really fit for someone your age "

Now you mention it

You smoothie! "

Of course I jest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's simple...

Get a man cave..

Don't send FAF messages..

Don't send any messages...

Just sit on a rock watch the waves and wait for your inbox to fill up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I probably shouldn't give away a Fab trade secret known only to a select few, but I'm feeling generous.

In a first message there are words and phrases that trigger involuntary female orgasm.

A tiny selection are as follows:

I'm hung like a donkey love

I wanna be nuts deep in you

I'll lick you till you beg for mercy

Fancy a fuck babe?

You've got a sweet pussy

There are plenty more but I'm keeping my powder dry

You forgot, "wow you look really fit for someone your age "

Now you mention it

You smoothie!

Of course I jest "

What do you mean "you jest" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I probably shouldn't give away a Fab trade secret known only to a select few, but I'm feeling generous.

In a first message there are words and phrases that trigger involuntary female orgasm.

A tiny selection are as follows:

I'm hung like a donkey love

I wanna be nuts deep in you

I'll lick you till you beg for mercy

Fancy a fuck babe?

You've got a sweet pussy

There are plenty more but I'm keeping my powder dry

You forgot, "wow you look really fit for someone your age "

Now you mention it

You smoothie!

Of course I jest

What do you mean "you jest" ?

"

Well frankly I have no idea what you look like, let alone whether you look 'fit for your age' or not. No offence intended

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Hey Handsome chef,I don't really bother messaging anyone on here but the odd time once in a blue moon I get messaged off a lady they tend to say to me they like a mysterious and darker type off man. When by darker I ask if they mean something amongst the lines off biting the head off a live chicken or performing satanic rituals in the basement on a full moon they tend to run a mile and I never hear from them again.....I wonder why hmm it's a mystery to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I probably shouldn't give away a Fab trade secret known only to a select few, but I'm feeling generous.

In a first message there are words and phrases that trigger involuntary female orgasm.

A tiny selection are as follows:

I'm hung like a donkey love

I wanna be nuts deep in you

I'll lick you till you beg for mercy

Fancy a fuck babe?

You've got a sweet pussy

There are plenty more but I'm keeping my powder dry

You forgot, "wow you look really fit for someone your age "

Now you mention it

You smoothie!

Of course I jest

What do you mean "you jest" ?

Well frankly I have no idea what you look like, let alone whether you look 'fit for your age' or not. No offence intended "

I wasn't offended, I'm not that precious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I probably shouldn't give away a Fab trade secret known only to a select few, but I'm feeling generous.

In a first message there are words and phrases that trigger involuntary female orgasm.

A tiny selection are as follows:

I'm hung like a donkey love

I wanna be nuts deep in you

I'll lick you till you beg for mercy

Fancy a fuck babe?

You've got a sweet pussy

There are plenty more but I'm keeping my powder dry

You forgot, "wow you look really fit for someone your age "

Now you mention it

You smoothie!

Of course I jest

What do you mean "you jest" ?

Well frankly I have no idea what you look like, let alone whether you look 'fit for your age' or not. No offence intended

I wasn't offended, I'm not that precious. "

Glad to hear it

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

*botu entered the thread and was suddenly slapped across the face by a penis. Immediately after and before he could comprehend the slapping he had to duck to avoid a flying penis! He looked around and noticed the swarms of penis as they divebombed the figures fleeing below. Before he was slapped again he backed away*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent advice...

How many messages in can I start talking dirty? And can I ignore her profile if she says she isn't into dirty talk?

I wish there were more threads like this so I could change tactics and try to be what every woman wants instead of just being me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call me an oldfashioned gentleman but I just rely on the tried and tested method of alcohol inducement .......

1) I get better looking the more women drink...

2) I sound a lot more charming, in my head, the more I drink....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be your self, the sex is way better if you are!

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