FabSwingers.com forum: On my coffin....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd like .....

"She gave great head and had good manners"

What would you like written on your coffin?!

This threat isnt meant to offend anyone, its not meant to, its just a giggle.

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

'I told you I was ill'

Spike Milligan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean this isn't a good idea?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'I told you I was ill'

Spike Milligan"

love it

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Personally I'd rather be in Philidephia WC Fields

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be laid on the earth at the bottom of a hole and half a tardis placed over me, just so that archeologysts in the future find the door, find me, and then keep digging, commenting on how much bigger it is on the inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free my body and soul

Unfold my powerful wings

Climb the highest mountain

Kick my feet up in the air

Onward my journey continues

Forever I will be remembered

Finally my body may rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now wash your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She never did back down....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

This way up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did well to last this long"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This way up."

Yours will say "tried to get his knee down on a vesta"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This way up.

Yours will say "tried to get his knee down on a vesta"

Vespa lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I died with a smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

born to lose live to win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be back.

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

If I was a man it would have to say, 'this is the stiffest I will ever get' lol !!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"This way up.

Yours will say "tried to get his knee down on a vesta"

Well you fucked that up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I imagine they'll build a dance floor on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shake well before opening.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"I'd like .....

"She gave great head and had good manners"

What would you like written on your coffin?!

This threat isnt meant to offend anyone, its not meant to, its just a giggle.

Love it

Woohoo what a ride!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was lost while fishing, on a mission, on the rivers of life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failed at life, succeeded at death

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

About time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shake well before opening. "

Best quote yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of those red labels saying sale price - could never resist a bargain

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Mind the hump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time for the red slide!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Handle with care.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"You'd never guess quite what I got up to."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxi for 1 please Mr Lucifer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay ...I don't like this hide'n'seek game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank f@$k thats all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay ...I don't like this hide'n'seek game!

97, 98, 99, 100 - ok - coming ready or not !

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Failed at life, succeeded at death"

Ooh I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, look at the book, they're mushrooms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

life is a spark in a voided of darkness it catches the eye for the briefest of moments then fades away obscured by other brighter lights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be an agnostic , dyslexic , insomniac, lying awake every night , wondering if there actually was a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His last words: I wonder what that big red button in the middle of the console does?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handle with care."
always

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

I'm not dead, just resting my eyes

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Mum just burn the big tool box under my bed and never let curiosity lead you to look inside. We don't need another death in the family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold my beer... watch this"

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

If you didn't come to see me when I was living there is no point in coming now, so just fuk away off to someone elses wake.

Unless you mean it don't be making sad faces and saying how sorry you are that am gone or that you will miss me, bla bla bla.

BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW ITS ALL BOLLOXS!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's get it right first time next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, height matter when I lie down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be back

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

The force was strong in this one

And I am of to finally meet the busby babes!!!!

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Oh bugger....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not dead its time for me to go now, I won't say goodbye;

Look for me in rainbows, way up in the sky.

In the morning sunrise when all the world is new,

Just look for me and love me, as you know I loved you.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

'I'd just filled my free Nero card up'

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains. Does that answer your question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I died with a smile on my face

Here here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like .....

"She gave great head and had good manners"

What would you like written on your coffin?!

This threat isnt meant to offend anyone, its not meant to, its just a giggle.

Love it

Woohoo what a ride! "

That's one ride i'd love to experience before death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go ahead and laugh, you're gonna get yours soon enough, you bastards!

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Best Before (insert death date)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like .....

"She gave great head and had good manners"

What would you like written on your coffin?!

This threat isnt meant to offend anyone, its not meant to, its just a giggle.

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Look out, he's behind you .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As told to me by a very good friend last night

"You're not terrible are you"

So that,

Here lies xxx. He's not terrible

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