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"I have a 20 point scale each marked out of 10. Each meet is on a Rolodex card. Additionally there are a 3 colours used in the card system. I wont list all 20 points unless you want me to." yeah, think I do... | |||
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"When you meet people that you feel you have known for ages and not just met... " I used to think that but not since the alzheimers kicked in ..... | |||
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"When you meet people that you feel you have known for ages and not just met... I used to think that but not since the alzheimers kicked in ....." is that why each new meet reminds me of my exhusband? One way... Or another.m | |||
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"When you meet people that you feel you have known for ages and not just met... I used to think that but not since the alzheimers kicked in ....." shagged ya last nite, great pussy great tits...shagged again this morning...now u know why ur pussys still sore xxxxx | |||
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"When you meet people that you feel you have known for ages and not just met... I used to think that but not since the alzheimers kicked in .....is that why each new meet reminds me of my exhusband? One way... Or another.m" O.M.G....... GroundHubby Day ..... | |||
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"When you meet people that you feel you have known for ages and not just met... I used to think that but not since the alzheimers kicked in ..... shagged ya last nite, great pussy great tits...shagged again this morning...now u know why ur pussys still sore xxxxx" Yes. Due to your poor technique and lack of hygeine. x obligatory kiss x | |||
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"When you meet people that you feel you have known for ages and not just met... I used to think that but not since the alzheimers kicked in ..... shagged ya last nite, great pussy great tits...U begged for more shagged again this morning...now u know why ur pussys still sore xxxxx" sorry I felt like a song | |||
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"I think its just the over all feel of the person I simply love kissing and cuddling but you dont get that offen on here as lots of people see it as to intimate etc me personally am comfy in what i do and can give someone a cuddle without falling in love with them lol and love guys who feel the same As a single woman i dont get stuff like that at home, but at the end of the day im still human with the same feelings as everyone else, so its lovely from time to time to meet someone who sees you as a person and will give you a cuddle " my arms are open wide for a kiss and a cuddle.  | |||
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"When you meet people that you feel you have known for ages and not just met... I used to think that but not since the alzheimers kicked in ..... shagged ya last nite, great pussy great tits...U begged for more shagged again this morning...now u know why ur pussys still sore xxxxx sorry I felt like a song" Me too ........ Who put the cock in the R R R R ong hole? Who put the dill in me damma lanaga ding dong .... | |||
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"When you meet people that you feel you have known for ages and not just met... I used to think that but not since the alzheimers kicked in ..... shagged ya last nite, great pussy great tits...U begged for more shagged again this morning...now u know why ur pussys still sore xxxxx sorry I felt like a song Me too ........ Who put the cock in the R R R R ong hole? Who put the dill in me damma lanaga ding dong .... " I'm in need of some crumpet pummeling, Uh oh Uh oh She doesnt mind some fudge tunneling, Uh oh Uh oh | |||
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"When you meet people that you feel you have known for ages and not just met... I used to think that but not since the alzheimers kicked in ..... shagged ya last nite, great pussy great tits...U begged for more shagged again this morning...now u know why ur pussys still sore xxxxx sorry I felt like a song Me too ........ Who put the cock in the R R R R ong hole? Who put the dill in me damma lanaga ding dong .... I'm in need of some crumpet pummeling, Uh oh Uh oh She doesnt mind some fudge tunneling, Uh oh Uh oh " If ya like it then ya shudda putya ring on it ! | |||
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"I wont list all 20 points unless you want me to. yeah, think I do..." 1. Did they wear a nice hat. 2. Did they shave your initials into their pubes as you requested and was it neat. 3. Were they dressed as a pirate if so rate costume. 4. Did they have a nervous tick and how funny was it. 5. Between fucks was she willing to talk about pocket fluff. 6. Knowledge of Spider-Man baddies. 7. Did she laugh at all of my jokes. 8. Diameter of foofoo 9. Flexibility 10. Bellybutton, inny or outey, to what degree. 11. Sound of arse cheeks when slapped 12. Belief in ghosts. 13. Understanding of time travel. 14. Vaginal wetness. 15. Size of labia in centimeters. 16. Willingness to make animal sounds. 17. Did she high five during sex, was it genuine or ironic. 18. Did she say thank you at the end. 19. Did she bring small condoms to make my cock look extra big. 20. As instructed did she not make eye contact at any time. | |||
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"I wont list all 20 points unless you want me to. yeah, think I do... 1. Did they wear a nice hat. 2. Did they shave your initials into their pubes as you requested and was it neat. 3. Were they dressed as a pirate if so rate costume. 4. Did they have a nervous tick and how funny was it. 5. Between fucks was she willing to talk about pocket fluff. 6. Knowledge of Spider-Man baddies. 7. Did she laugh at all of my jokes. 8. Diameter of foofoo 9. Flexibility 10. Bellybutton, inny or outey, to what degree. 11. Sound of arse cheeks when slapped 12. Belief in ghosts. 13. Understanding of time travel. 14. Vaginal wetness. 15. Size of labia in centimeters. 16. Willingness to make animal sounds. 17. Did she high five during sex, was it genuine or ironic. 18. Did she say thank you at the end. 19. Did she bring small condoms to make my cock look extra big. 20. As instructed did she not make eye contact at any time." I am glad I asked... Anything else...??? | |||
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"Anything else...???" Well on top of my 20 category 200 point score system there is my red green blue colour scheme for the Rolodex cards. Red = Repeat meet Green = I am tired of her/them Blue = blue skinned chicks go in here | |||
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"when i eventually sort one, ill let you know. :@(" get to a social or a club - couple of clubs in bristol and one in Gloucester - check the clubs page for more | |||
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"banter and sensuality. by mills and boone  "He poured his flowing cock juice down her brazen hussie throat, she rolled her tongue around the hot sticky cum permiating in her mouth, and begged "MrDarcy, ram that thick cock in my juicy cunt!NOW!", to which MrDarcy replied i his usual derogitive tone,"East my cum bitch before even thinking of my cockentering that slut hole". She gulped downthe generous hot filling, caressing his juicy mansplatter from her face into her mouth, "FAT cock now...in MY pussy", his veiny hard cock was rock solid and ready for pummeling her labiatastic hole...edging in slowly, feeling her wet juicyness slipping over this throbbing thick dick.."deeper, deeper!!!", she cried. MrDarcy covered her mouth with his hand, "You need something to shut that whore mouth up!,so called over a spritey young man who was furiously wanking at the dirty action, "Cock in her gub,shut this bitch up!". Gently, the young man kissed her as she held onto his hardening cock...pulling it nearer as she didnt want sensual kisses and romance; she wanted to feel like a dirty slut with two throbbing cocks banging her mouth and pussy. "Get some pics",Mrdarcy said to the faceriding youth, who brought out his shiny balck mobile phone...and started snapping the feastablke spitroasting action.Shew could barely shout while getting fucked so hard by MrDarcy, because the young lads enthussiastic cock just wouldnt stop riding her mouth.but of course she just wouldnt stop, gag reflexes just made her hornier and squirting hot cum over MrDarcys banging cock. It carried on for another twenty minutes but she had began just to want them to fill her with cum, achieveing the status of cumslut ofthe quaint village was her aim...but MrDarcy and the younger were unable to provide her with her cum quota. So who eventually filled her with cum? of course!...the butler did it!!!!! | |||
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"that was pretty horny to read padster "lololol was be nices title that won me lol xxxx | |||
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"that was pretty horny to read padster
lololol was be nices title that won me lol xxxx"shoulda spell checked it first hhaha x | |||
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"Great story dude. Can't wait for BBC4 to serialise it." woulda stuck it in the stories section, but i find them all weirdos! hehe | |||
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"when i eventually sort one, ill let you know. :@( get to a social or a club - couple of clubs in bristol and one in Gloucester - check the clubs page for more "hoping to go to the lodge on sept 2nd, so looking good at the mo....but sure something will come along to mess up my plans, | |||
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"Great story dude. Can't wait for BBC4 to serialise it. woulda stuck it in the stories section, but i find them all weirdos! hehe" Yeah, the are all a bit arty and pretentious that lot. I never seen so many berets in one place. Shhhh say nowt tho  | |||
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"What about a rating score that takes into consideration things like efforts made (dress, perfume/aftershave, ambience of the meet, hospitality...)? "in singlemanswingingterminology the above reads: shorts skirt nae pants seethru top,clean fanny n armpits, got me beer.10/10 | |||
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"What about a rating score that takes into consideration things like efforts made (dress, perfume/aftershave, ambience of the meet, hospitality...)?
in singlemanswingingterminology the above reads:
shorts skirt nae pants seethru top,clean fanny n armpits, got me beer.10/10"pmsl... got you! Can you do the Scottish version for how women would rate their meet? | |||
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"What about a rating score that takes into consideration things like efforts made (dress, perfume/aftershave, ambience of the meet, hospitality...)?
in singlemanswingingterminology the above reads:
shorts skirt nae pants seethru top,clean fanny n armpits, got me beer.10/10
pmsl... got you! Can you do the Scottish version for how women would rate their meet?"came in a trackie,smelled likea chippy pumped ma cunt hard and told me to wipe ma mooth before geeing me a peck oan the cheek | |||
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"What about a rating score that takes into consideration things like efforts made (dress, perfume/aftershave, ambience of the meet, hospitality...)?
in singlemanswingingterminology the above reads:
shorts skirt nae pants seethru top,clean fanny n armpits, got me beer.10/10
pmsl... got you! Can you do the Scottish version for how women would rate their meet?
came in a trackie,smelled likea chippy pumped ma cunt hard and told me to wipe ma mooth before geeing me a peck oan the cheek"OMG... I wont ask any more questions for now.. that was hilarious!!!! | |||
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"What about a rating score that takes into consideration things like efforts made (dress, perfume/aftershave, ambience of the meet, hospitality...)? "5.5 5.7 5.7 5.8 5.9.... | |||
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"What about a rating score that takes into consideration things like efforts made (dress, perfume/aftershave, ambience of the meet, hospitality...)?
5.5 5.7 5.7 5.8 5.9...."Nice one | |||
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"What about a rating score that takes into consideration things like efforts made (dress, perfume/aftershave, ambience of the meet, hospitality...)?
5.5 5.7 5.7 5.8 5.9....
Nice one "6.0 to you, xx | |||
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"What about a rating score that takes into consideration things like efforts made (dress, perfume/aftershave, ambience of the meet, hospitality...)?
5.5 5.7 5.7 5.8 5.9....
Nice one
6.0 to you, xx "Aw.. I like you - thank you xxx | |||
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"What about a rating score that takes into consideration things like efforts made (dress, perfume/aftershave, ambience of the meet, hospitality...)?
in singlemanswingingterminology the above reads:
shorts skirt nae pants seethru top,clean fanny n armpits, got me beer.10/10
pmsl... got you! Can you do the Scottish version for how women would rate their meet?
came in a trackie,smelled likea chippy pumped ma cunt hard and told me to wipe ma mooth before geeing me a peck oan the cheek
OMG... I wont ask any more questions for now.. that was hilarious!!!!"Brilliant m8 naw laughed so much in ages,cheers.  | |||
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