FabSwingers.com forum: Male safe space

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on in out of all that matriarchal oppression brothers, you are welcome here.

You can multi task. And you are not a wanker

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Ahhhhhh ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhhhhh ...."

Welcome brother

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Always good to have a safe house!

Good work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhhhh ....

Welcome brother

Got any pornos?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always good to have a safe house!

Good work"

Please feel free to leave the seat up. And sit with your knees as far apart as you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening gents

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Shame there's no football on tonight. Mind you the test match is shaping up nicely

Put a couple of 4 packs in the fridge so help yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring the scalextric.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it safe? will i be made to change?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"is it safe? will i be made to change?

No you can be who you want to be here, ooh the controllers have charged call of duty anyone?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I love a bit of man love

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Can I get a man hug?

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Male safe space is half a meter minimum unless carrying out DP activities

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Sorry Ignite, stunning as you, are after a week or two you would try to get us to tidy up

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Will be extending ma electric recliner, watching the cricket hilights and fiddling with ma bollocks occasionally. Cheers KB

Ooh, I've got some beer in the fridge as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Ignite, stunning as you, are after a week or two you would try to get us to tidy up"

or make us feel guilty about summut or other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzjgNoRmjg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love a bit of man love

I'm sorry miss, but this is a safe space for men, you wouldn't want to trigger anyone now would you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a bit of man love

I'm sorry miss, but this is a safe space for men, you wouldn't want to trigger anyone now would you"

Oh well I'll pop in now I've grown a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the bromances on here

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What time's the curry coming?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFR0ZTxX9Vs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loving the bromances on here

Ahem, excuse me, I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a bit of man love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRnyfVgQbXk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit naked scratching yours bollocks watching sport drinking ale farting and belching.Heaven I'm in heaven.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sit naked scratching yours bollocks watching sport drinking ale farting and belching.Heaven I'm in heaven."

We have back scratchers behind the bar if you need to really get in there, only a quid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit naked scratching yours bollocks watching sport drinking ale farting and belching.Heaven I'm in heaven."

Um, apart from scratching the bollocks, that's me on a Saturday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loving the bromances on here

Ahem, excuse me, I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Meanie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i feel intimidated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give us 2 backscratchers because I can double task.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i feel intimidated

Come here, take a look at this video of skate boarders hitting their nuts on railings aaaaand breeeeeath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give us 2 backscratchers because I can double task."

Good work fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i feel intimidated

Come here, take a look at this video of skate boarders hitting their nuts on railings aaaaand breeeeeath"

can i discuss the cultural importance of lee perry in detail with like minded anoraks instead please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i feel intimidated

Come here, take a look at this video of skate boarders hitting their nuts on railings aaaaand breeeeeath

can i discuss the cultural importance of lee perry in detail with like minded anoraks instead please?"

Do what you need to do brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit naked scratching yours bollocks watching sport drinking ale farting and belching.Heaven I'm in heaven.

Um, apart from scratching the bollocks, that's me on a Saturday night

You would if you could though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I remind everyone not to interact with the PMS apologists

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

As I can't do two things at once I'll come and join the gang in our masculine retreat a bit later

I've just got to finish my ironing first

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I love a bit of man love

I'm sorry miss, but this is a safe space for men, you wouldn't want to trigger anyone now would you"

No definitely not please continue with your men talk,if any of you feel the need to comfort each other intimately please let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening fellas. My round

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sorry Ignite, stunning as you, are after a week or two you would try to get us to tidy up"

Well yes of course I don't like scruffy little puppies!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ok which smartarse has put tassels on my handle bars. Not funny bro not funny at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As I can't do two things at once I'll come and join the gang in our masculine retreat a bit later

I've just got to finish my ironing first "

You go boyfriend, you are a strong beautiful man, and you don't need no woman to iron for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife

Mans man!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife

Mans man!"

Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But they suit you soooo well! Lol

Sara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But they suit you soooo well! Lol

Sara"

Meant to answer and quote fireblade!

Retreats quietly......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife

Mans man!

Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer? "

Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife

Mans man!

Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?

Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours

You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"But they suit you soooo well! Lol

Sara

Meant to answer and quote fireblade!

Retreats quietly......"

Epic fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah we're free to talk about sports, beer and boobs in a safe environment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife

Mans man!

Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?

Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours

You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there

The "No Girls Allowed" sign is pretty clear I'm afraid, but that could just mean we're not allowed to play "sound of the underground"

Could be a loophole here

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife

Mans man!

Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?

Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours

You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there

The "No Girls Allowed" sign is pretty clear I'm afraid, but that could just mean we're not allowed to play "sound of the underground"

Could be a loophole here "

I'll sneak in then no-one will notice little old me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife

Mans man!

Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?

Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours

You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there

The "No Girls Allowed" sign is pretty clear I'm afraid, but that could just mean we're not allowed to play "sound of the underground"

Could be a loophole here

I'll sneak in then no-one will notice little old me"

A room full of single fab men not noticing a woman walk in?

I don't see how this will fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amen. Those harpies can't touch us in here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife

Mans man!

Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?

Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours

You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there

The "No Girls Allowed" sign is pretty clear I'm afraid, but that could just mean we're not allowed to play "sound of the underground"

Could be a loophole here

I'll sneak in then no-one will notice little old me"

Hooray the sausage fest is over

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife

Mans man!

Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?

Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours

You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there

Man only cave?

Too much testosterone there for me..

Creeps quietly back into the real man cave rolls rock across the door sits on rock...

Now where are the bad girl trogladytes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we having bets on how long it will be until a "woman's safe space" thread pops up?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Come on in out of all that matriarchal oppression brothers, you are welcome here.

You can multi task. And you are not a wanker

Of course men can multi task.

They can fart, burp, scratch their balls & drink a beer at same time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on in out of all that matriarchal oppression brothers, you are welcome here.

You can multi task. And you are not a wanker

Of course men can multi task.

They can fart, burp, scratch their balls & drink a beer at same time x"

That's so sexist *as he farts, burps, scratches his balls and chugs his beer*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So guys,,,,, a proper man chat!! Lager, real ale, cider??? And or any other. What floats your boat? ,,,

I need to know if I'm gonna turn up with booze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So guys,,,,, a proper man chat!! Lager, real ale, cider??? And or any other. What floats your boat? ,,,

I need to know if I'm gonna turn up with booze

Just having a pint Stella with a chilli burger while sharpening my pencil with a Stanley knife

Mans man

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Come on in out of all that matriarchal oppression brothers, you are welcome here.

You can multi task. And you are not a wanker

Of course men can multi task.

They can fart, burp, scratch their balls & drink a beer at same time x

That's so sexist *as he farts, burps, scratches his balls and chugs his beer*

I'll raise my glass of gin to you, and have a good scratch of me tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone mind if I have a cigar? I have this brandy and a crossword to tend to...hmmm this leather armchair in the corner will do nicely

Fuzz

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

I'll be in the corner eating an apple...

...with a Swiss army knife...

...like my grandad used to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on in out of all that matriarchal oppression brothers, you are welcome here.

You can multi task. And you are not a wanker

Of course men can multi task.

They can fart, burp, scratch their balls & drink a beer at same time x

That's so sexist *as he farts, burps, scratches his balls and chugs his beer*

I'll raise my glass of gin to you, and have a good scratch of me tits "

I'm open to something that's mutually beneficial if you'll agree to scratch my balls while I scratch your tits while I raise my pint to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am man hear me roar,

in numbers too big to ignore,

And I know too much to go back an' pretend,

'Cause I've heard it all before,

And I've been down there on the floor,

No one's ever gonna keep me down again

Oh yes, I am wise,

But it's wisdom born of pain,

Yes, I've paid the price,

But look how much I gained.

If I have to, I can do anything

I am strong

(Strong)

I am invincible

(Invincible)

I am Man

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Come on in out of all that matriarchal oppression brothers, you are welcome here.

You can multi task. And you are not a wanker

Of course men can multi task.

They can fart, burp, scratch their balls & drink a beer at same time x

That's so sexist *as he farts, burps, scratches his balls and chugs his beer*

I'll raise my glass of gin to you, and have a good scratch of me tits

I'm open to something that's mutually beneficial if you'll agree to scratch my balls while I scratch your tits while I raise my pint to you

You wouldn't want me to scratch your balls, these talons draw blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can bend but never break me

'cause it only serves to make me

More determined to achieve my final goal

And I come back even stronger

Not a novice any longer

'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul

I am man watch me grow

See me standing toe to toe

As I spread my lovin' arms across the land

But I'm still an embryo

With a long long way to go

Until I make my sister understand

Oh yes I am wise

But it's wisdom born of pain

Yes, I've paid the price

But look how much I gained

If I have to I can face anything

I am strong (strong)

I am invincible (invincible)

I am man

Oh, I am man

I am invincible

I am strong

I am man

I am invincible

I am strong

I am man

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You can bend but never break me

'cause it only serves to make me

More determined to achieve my final goal

And I come back even stronger

Not a novice any longer

'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul

I am man watch me grow

See me standing toe to toe

As I spread my lovin' arms across the land

But I'm still an embryo

With a long long way to go

Until I make my sister understand

Oh yes I am wise

But it's wisdom born of pain

Yes, I've paid the price

But look how much I gained

If I have to I can face anything

I am strong (strong)

I am invincible (invincible)

I am man

Oh, I am man

I am invincible

I am strong

I am man

I am invincible

I am strong

I am man"

Shushhh and go and get your ironing done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a bit of man love

I'm sorry miss, but this is a safe space for men, you wouldn't want to trigger anyone now would you

No definitely not please continue with your men talk,if any of you feel the need to comfort each other intimately please let me know

That did not last long.

Looks like Ignite enjoyed crashing the safe space for men. Perfect thread for her!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I love a bit of man love

I'm sorry miss, but this is a safe space for men, you wouldn't want to trigger anyone now would you

No definitely not please continue with your men talk,if any of you feel the need to comfort each other intimately please let me know

That did not last long.

Looks like Ignite enjoyed crashing the safe space for men. Perfect thread for her!

We getting a bit lippy there Adam! You men couldn't survive without us women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Is this where we sit, drink liquor and read Hemmingway?

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner "

Corner? That's my place?

It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...

And ignite a fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where we sit, drink liquor and read Hemmingway?"

i think the deal is here, that if you have a penis and testicles everything is kushdi ... if you haven't then being a mute who is shit hot at cooking, cleaning etc then you might be just about tolerated

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife

Mans man!

Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?

Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours

You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there

Man only cave?

Too much testosterone there for me..

Creeps quietly back into the real man cave rolls rock across the door sits on rock...

Now where are the bad girl trogladytes

She is here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner

Corner? That's my place?

It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...

And ignite a fire

corners can be shared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, are we safe?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Is this where we sit, drink liquor and read Hemmingway?

I can cook, and also, this is the internet (how will I know who else can cook?)

Does masculinity always have to be so base and dull?

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife

Mans man!

Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?

Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours

You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there

Man only cave?

Too much testosterone there for me..

Creeps quietly back into the real man cave rolls rock across the door sits on rock...

Now where are the bad girl trogladytes

She is here.....

Narnia you say... oh never been there...

Now how do I open this wardrobe door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where we sit, drink liquor and read Hemmingway?

I can cook, and also, this is the internet (how will I know who else can cook?)

Does masculinity always have to be so base and dull?"

i could always show all the guys how to beat match your favourite vinyl records while discussing and tasting the pros and cons of 25 years single malt instead

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner

Corner? That's my place?

It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...

And ignite a fire

corners can be shared "

Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner

Corner? That's my place?

It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...

And ignite a fire

corners can be shared

Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too

think the fire will keep us hot enough

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife

Mans man!

Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?

Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours

You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there

Man only cave?

Too much testosterone there for me..

Creeps quietly back into the real man cave rolls rock across the door sits on rock...

Now where are the bad girl trogladytes

She is here.....

Narnia you say... oh never been there...

Now how do I open this wardrobe door

The wardrobe door is always open for you.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner

Corner? That's my place?

It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...

And ignite a fire

corners can be shared

Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too

think the fire will keep us hot enough"

Is that the fire you have made by rubbing bits of wood together like a proper man...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always fancied going to Narnia. Looks fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is a cheap reciprocating multitool good enough or should I get a dewalt/mikita one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is a cheap reciprocating multitool good enough or should I get a dewalt/mikita one?"

when it comes to reciprocating multitools .... men buy Fein

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Is this where we sit, drink liquor and read Hemmingway?

I can cook, and also, this is the internet (how will I know who else can cook?)

Does masculinity always have to be so base and dull?

i could always show all the guys how to beat match your favourite vinyl records while discussing and tasting the pros and cons of 25 years single malt instead"

People are interested in beat matching my Morrissey records?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a bit of man love

I'm sorry miss, but this is a safe space for men, you wouldn't want to trigger anyone now would you

No definitely not please continue with your men talk,if any of you feel the need to comfort each other intimately please let me know

That did not last long.

Looks like Ignite enjoyed crashing the safe space for men. Perfect thread for her!

We getting a bit lippy there Adam! You men couldn't survive without us women

Er excuse me... don't try and pretend you don't know how lippy I can be!

#fearless

Oh and thanks for stating the obvious... we know we can't live without women duh! Or is it you can't live with them and you can't live without them!? Oh crap there go my lips again... ooooopsy

Hang on...

You must be on like date 20 with your MAN now

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over a year ago

"Is this where we sit, drink liquor and read Hemmingway?

I can cook, and also, this is the internet (how will I know who else can cook?)

Does masculinity always have to be so base and dull?

i could always show all the guys how to beat match your favourite vinyl records while discussing and tasting the pros and cons of 25 years single malt instead

People are interested in beat matching my Morrissey records?

anything goes brother

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Have all bums been scratched and testicles checked they are still in place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have all bums been scratched and testicles checked they are still in place? "
All in order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fellas, we gotta stop letting women oppress us

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I love a bit of man love

I'm sorry miss, but this is a safe space for men, you wouldn't want to trigger anyone now would you

No definitely not please continue with your men talk,if any of you feel the need to comfort each other intimately please let me know

That did not last long.

Looks like Ignite enjoyed crashing the safe space for men. Perfect thread for her!

We getting a bit lippy there Adam! You men couldn't survive without us women

Er excuse me... don't try and pretend you don't know how lippy I can be!

#fearless

Oh and thanks for stating the obvious... we know we can't live without women duh! Or is it you can't live with them and you can't live without them!? Oh crap there go my lips again... ooooopsy

Hang on...

You must be on like date 20 with your MAN now

Date 8 on Monday and I still can't make my mind up

. Casual sex was far easier to work out,this dating malarkey is confusing. If I carry on being flakey he'll dump me anyway.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

#justsaying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egkzyAFJ-g8

As you were

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Girls lets hijack this man cave lol....their time is up. Scratched their bums enough, farted enough, watched enough football.

Girls lets apply what I call the 'Last of the Summer Wine' technique here..

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fellas, we gotta stop letting women oppress us "

i agree .... get them to prepare a nice buffet instead

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I quite like it when men bugger off to their caves

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over a year ago

"Girls lets hijack this man cave lol....their time is up. Scratched their bums enough, farted enough, watched enough football.

Girls lets apply what I call the 'Last of the Summer Wine' technique here..

lol "
Putting on as much football as we can x

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner

Corner? That's my place?

It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...

And ignite a fire

corners can be shared

Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too

think the fire will keep us hot enough"

I'll take it outside and put it on the beach then..

We can sit on it watch the flames dancing and the shooting stars race across the sky..

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over a year ago

"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner

Corner? That's my place?

It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...

And ignite a fire

corners can be shared

Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too

think the fire will keep us hot enough

I'll take it outside and put it on the beach then..

We can sit on it watch the flames dancing and the shooting stars race across the sky..

mmm hypnotic - that is on the to do list -

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife

Mans man!

Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?

Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours

You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there

Man only cave?

Too much testosterone there for me..

Creeps quietly back into the real man cave rolls rock across the door sits on rock...

Now where are the bad girl trogladytes

She is here.....

Narnia you say... oh never been there...

Now how do I open this wardrobe door

The wardrobe door is always open for you."

Oh look the door to Narnia...I'll just step inside...

It's dark in here...scary and no way out of the back...

What's that noise... SLAM...

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife

Mans man!

Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?

Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours

You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there

Man only cave?

Too much testosterone there for me..

Creeps quietly back into the real man cave rolls rock across the door sits on rock...

Now where are the bad girl trogladytes

She is here.....

Narnia you say... oh never been there...

Now how do I open this wardrobe door

The wardrobe door is always open for you.

Oh look the door to Narnia...I'll just step inside...

It's dark in here...scary and no way out of the back...

What's that noise... SLAM...

Be afraid.....be very afraid...!

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner

Corner? That's my place?

It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...

And ignite a fire

corners can be shared

Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too

think the fire will keep us hot enough

I'll take it outside and put it on the beach then..

We can sit on it watch the flames dancing and the shooting stars race across the sky..

mmm hypnotic - that is on the to do list -"

Hypnosis is on your to do list

Please don't make me dance...

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over a year ago

"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner

Corner? That's my place?

It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...

And ignite a fire

corners can be shared

Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too

think the fire will keep us hot enough

I'll take it outside and put it on the beach then..

We can sit on it watch the flames dancing and the shooting stars race across the sky..

mmm hypnotic - that is on the to do list -

Hypnosis is on your to do list

Please don't make me dance...

no the fire on the beach thing - i doubt i could go under with hypnosis

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner

Corner? That's my place?

It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...

And ignite a fire

corners can be shared

Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too

think the fire will keep us hot enough

I'll take it outside and put it on the beach then..

We can sit on it watch the flames dancing and the shooting stars race across the sky..

mmm hypnotic - that is on the to do list -

Hypnosis is on your to do list

Please don't make me dance...

no the fire on the beach thing - i doubt i could go under with hypnosis "

Well that killed the mood.. you couldn't go under unless hypnotized

Off to invent hypnosis...

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over a year ago

"Girls lets hijack this man cave lol....their time is up. Scratched their bums enough, farted enough, watched enough football.

Girls lets apply what I call the 'Last of the Summer Wine' technique here..

lol "

Are we allowed in now, I've bought air freshner, soft cushions and I'm sure Dirty Dancing must be on the TV somewhere. Budge up

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"I'll come and sit down as soon as I've finished sharpening this pencil with a Stanley knife

Mans man!

Wouldn't doing it with your eyebrow pencil sharpener be quicker and safer?

Ouch...maybe I should sharpen it on that tongue of yours

You could,but I'm probably not allowed into that man only cave you all have there

Man only cave?

Too much testosterone there for me..

Creeps quietly back into the real man cave rolls rock across the door sits on rock...

Now where are the bad girl trogladytes

She is here.....

Narnia you say... oh never been there...

Now how do I open this wardrobe door

The wardrobe door is always open for you.

Oh look the door to Narnia...I'll just step inside...

It's dark in here...scary and no way out of the back...

What's that noise... SLAM...

Be afraid.....be very afraid...! "

That Ice Queen ohhh she's sneaky

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over a year ago

"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner

Corner? That's my place?

It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...

And ignite a fire

corners can be shared

Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too

think the fire will keep us hot enough

I'll take it outside and put it on the beach then..

We can sit on it watch the flames dancing and the shooting stars race across the sky..

mmm hypnotic - that is on the to do list -

Hypnosis is on your to do list

Please don't make me dance...

no the fire on the beach thing - i doubt i could go under with hypnosis

Well that killed the mood.. you couldn't go under unless hypnotized

Off to invent hypnosis...

why did that kill the mood - watching flames is hypnotic - not necessarily meaning be hypnotised - i have often wondered about being hypnotised and doubt it would work - but the fire on the beach would be good

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner

Corner? That's my place?

It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...

And ignite a fire

corners can be shared

Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too

think the fire will keep us hot enough

I'll take it outside and put it on the beach then..

We can sit on it watch the flames dancing and the shooting stars race across the sky..

mmm hypnotic - that is on the to do list -

Hypnosis is on your to do list

Please don't make me dance...

no the fire on the beach thing - i doubt i could go under with hypnosis

Well that killed the mood.. you couldn't go under unless hypnotized

Off to invent hypnosis...

Trogladyte still has trouble with complex ideas

The fire on the beach is always good with wine and moonlight shimmering on the waves..

Hypnosis lessons cancelled

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By *eeker99Man
over a year ago

leeds

Sounds great to me

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over a year ago

"im gatecrashing - but i will sit quietly in the corner

Corner? That's my place?

It's ok I'll just wander back to the other corner of the real man cave...

And ignite a fire

corners can be shared

Want to share my dinosaur skin blanket too

think the fire will keep us hot enough

I'll take it outside and put it on the beach then..

We can sit on it watch the flames dancing and the shooting stars race across the sky..

mmm hypnotic - that is on the to do list -

Hypnosis is on your to do list

Please don't make me dance...

no the fire on the beach thing - i doubt i could go under with hypnosis

Well that killed the mood.. you couldn't go under unless hypnotized

Off to invent hypnosis...

Trogladyte still has trouble with complex ideas

The fire on the beach is always good with wine and moonlight shimmering on the waves..

Hypnosis lessons cancelled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the OP get taken hos tage by the women? Where has he disappeared? Hope they difnt chop his bollocks off for darkng to create a safe space

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Come on in out of all that matriarchal oppression brothers, you are welcome here.

You can multi task. And you are not a wanker

Sorry, I most definitely am. I had a wank just a few hours ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show me on this doll where the Internet hurt you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It took no time at all for that to go to shit lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It took no time at all for that to go to shit lol"

You need to take more control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football and Beer today... followed by a man feast and NFL on the tellybox this evening...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It took no time at all for that to go to shit lol

You need to take more control

OP you vanished for 3 days. Ignite lit the match and poof the safe space crumbled to bits.

She has that kind of power you know...

I recommend we welcome everyone. If you can't beat them join them and all that malarkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Male safe space' in between two women spooning me, my face planted between two warm tits as they stroke my head and whisper in my ear with warm breath telling me everything is ok baby you're safe here with us. Mmm

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