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By *acktil OP   Man
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

I just had lots of nice 3 inch diameter bamboo delivered, any lovely ladies fancy being tied to it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i could always beat u with it

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By *acktil OP   Man
over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"i could always beat u with it "

It's to heavy for that, neither do I switch. Sorry.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I've just semi remembered a joke involving bamboo and Pandas.

The punch line is 'eats shoots and leaves' can anyone help with the rest of the joke please? I usually forget the punchlines so this is a new angle for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

switch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not make yourself an extra large set of panpipes and find someone big enough to blow it for you. Also doubles up as a convenient 'woman' for those special times you feel like some company and you are all alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just semi remembered a joke involving bamboo and Pandas.

The punch line is 'eats shoots and leaves' can anyone help with the rest of the joke please? I usually forget the punchlines so this is a new angle for me."

Some men are like a panda when it comes to women - they eat shoots and leaves.

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By *acktil OP   Man
over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"I've just semi remembered a joke involving bamboo and Pandas.

The punch line is 'eats shoots and leaves' can anyone help with the rest of the joke please? I usually forget the punchlines so this is a new angle for me."

Not usually a joke,more a nickname. It used to be my nickname back in the 80s when working in London.

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By *acktil OP   Man
over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"switch? "

I'm a bondage top (Dom) to switch means sometimes Dom sometimes sub. I only do Dom so sorry you can't spank me with my new bamboo, even if you could lift it.

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By *acktil OP   Man
over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"Why not make yourself an extra large set of panpipes and find someone big enough to blow it for you. Also doubles up as a convenient 'woman' for those special times you feel like some company and you are all alone. "

Note to self order smaller dia poles next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just had some polystyrene balls delivered... I am not looking for anyone

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I've just semi remembered a joke involving bamboo and Pandas.

The punch line is 'eats shoots and leaves' can anyone help with the rest of the joke please? I usually forget the punchlines so this is a new angle for me."

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not make yourself an extra large set of panpipes and find someone big enough to blow it for you. Also doubles up as a convenient 'woman' for those special times you feel like some company and you are all alone.

Note to self order smaller dia poles next time. "

Aha! If you have some 'rattle room' attach a vacuum hose to the other end and switch it on.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Eats Shoots and Leaves is a book on punctuation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being tie to bamboo sounds hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could make a chinese didgeridoo with it.. just look out for a strange Aussie with a beard and glasses

Wolf

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I've just semi remembered a joke involving bamboo and Pandas.

The punch line is 'eats shoots and leaves' can anyone help with the rest of the joke please? I usually forget the punchlines so this is a new angle for me.

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."

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That's it! Thanks.

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