FabSwingers.com forum: I'd like to wipe my ass on

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who would you print on a roll of toilet paper?

For me...

Rough side: Donald Trump; I'm not from the USA but I hate this pig.

Smooth side: Katie Price; Thick as F##k and so Opinionated

MisterBee suggested more Forumites post threads, so this is my interesting contribution as the word "shit" seems to be quite topical

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ant and Dec.

Not bothered who goes on which side, it's probably cheap paper and your finger will go through anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I scrunch rather than fold so I guess it wouldn't really matter .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simón Cowell and Russell Brand of were talking celebrities.

If anyone else, can I have someone different on each sheet?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Tories!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ant and Dec.

Not bothered who goes on which side, it's probably cheap paper and your finger will go through anyway"

I like them

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I'm a bear, I just wipe my arse on a rabbit

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Too many to mention - could fill a whole roll...but first two that came to mind were

Thatcher and Katie Hopkins

Both odious in my opinion

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

"Who would you print on a roll of toilet paper?

For me...

Rough side: Donald Trump; I'm not from the USA but I hate this pig.

Smooth side: Katie Price; Thick as F##k and so Opinionated

MisterBee suggested more Forumites post threads, so this is my interesting contribution as the word "shit" seems to be quite topical

Arnt you just being opinionated back ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piers Morgan, Jose Mourinho

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"Who would you print on a roll of toilet paper?

For me...

Rough side: Donald Trump; I'm not from the USA but I hate this pig.

Smooth side: Katie Price; Thick as F##k and so Opinionated

MisterBee suggested more Forumites post threads, so this is my interesting contribution as the word "shit" seems to be quite topical

You have a rough side and a smooth side?? Reminds of School toilet paper!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Ant and Dec.

Not bothered who goes on which side, it's probably cheap paper and your finger will go through anyway

I like them

It's ok if you come round for a poo I'll make sure I got some andrex in the outside toilet.

Don't let the spiders put you off, or the crack in the door

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I'm a bear, I just wipe my arse on a rabbit "

You're not touching my MollyBunny!

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"I'm a bear, I just wipe my arse on a rabbit

You're not touching my MollyBunny! "

Spoilsport

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

Diane Abbott and Andy Murray

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ant and Dec.

Not bothered who goes on which side, it's probably cheap paper and your finger will go through anyway

I like them

It's ok if you come round for a poo I'll make sure I got some andrex in the outside toilet.

Don't let the spiders put you off, or the crack in the door"

Not Andrex with with puppies, I like puppies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who would you print on a roll of toilet paper?

For me...

Rough side: Donald Trump; I'm not from the USA but I hate this pig.

Smooth side: Katie Price; Thick as F##k and so Opinionated

MisterBee suggested more Forumites post threads, so this is my interesting contribution as the word "shit" seems to be quite topical

You have a rough side and a smooth side?? Reminds of School toilet paper!"

I can't afford two smooth sides.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Ant and Dec.

Not bothered who goes on which side, it's probably cheap paper and your finger will go through anyway

I like them

It's ok if you come round for a poo I'll make sure I got some andrex in the outside toilet.

Don't let the spiders put you off, or the crack in the door

Not Andrex with with puppies, I like puppies

Ok. Happy Shopper Sandpaper or School toilet/tracing paper?

I've saved enough money to get the guest shit house door fixed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been there - done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piers Morgan and Katie Hopkins

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"been there - done that

Where? and What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"been there - done that

Where? and What?"

fit for purpose intended and all that

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Elton john. Vile

Altho he'd probably like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Elton john. Vile

Altho he'd probably like that"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Cameron.

Complete ass wipe he is.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"David Cameron.

Complete ass wipe he is."

Pretty much any of the crockashite politicians we have from pretty much any of the party's right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"David Cameron.

Complete ass wipe he is.

Pretty much any of the crockashite politicians we have from pretty much any of the party's right now.

Ha ha, you resurrected my stupid thread

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By *olacolaMan
over a year ago

lincoln

Thatcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is all the love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy corbyn & nicola sturgeon.

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By *nnnikCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

The queen

Meghan, Duchess of Sussex

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By *nnnikCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

"Elton john. Vile

Altho he'd probably like that"

Hasn't he already ad shit on him lol

(titch)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any current living child serial killer

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

The supreme court, all of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eddie Jones on one side, Gats on the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill them with kindness. You orrible lot

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I know it's wrong but those puppies on the Abdrex adverts look so soft and fluffy

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

The remoaners and every single anti democratic fucktard who wants to stay in the EU

Get Brexit Done

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

"Thatcher"

My God!! The greatest PM we have had, before her time, couldn’t we do with her right now

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

"Jeremy corbyn & nicola sturgeon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Davina McColl

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Katie Hopkins

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

The 2nd Amendment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free market economists

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

James Jordan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parking tickets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott both should be flushed away and already full of shit

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I've changed my mind

I said last year here I'd use Elton John but now it's Katie fucking hopkins.what a waste of space she is

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Nobody, I don't want to see the faces of horrible people on my loo roll, toilet time is a relaxing time

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I cannot say.......I've just been released...

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