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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There is always a thread saying "how can I get a meet" or "no one will meet me"

So as someone who is fortunate enough to have met some very nice ladies on here, I thought I would give some easy to follow instructions.

1. Do a search, start local, block anyone you are not attracted to.

2. Add people you do want to meet to your hotlist.

3. When a lucky lady is online, send her a message and a classy face pic, bonus points are awarded if you get professional head shots done.

4. If you get a reply, go to step 6. If not, go to step 5.

5. Cry then go back to step 3...loser

6. Wing it

Hope that helps people. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is always a thread saying "how can I get a meet" or "no one will meet me"

So as someone who is fortunate enough to have met some very nice ladies on here, I thought I would give some easy to follow instructions.

1. Do a search, start local, block anyone you are not attracted to.

2. Add people you do want to meet to your hotlist.

3. When a lucky lady is online, send her a message and a classy face pic, bonus points are awarded if you get professional head shots done.

4. If you get a reply, go to step 6. If not, go to step 5.

5. Cry then go back to step 3...loser

6. Wing it

Hope that helps people. Good luck "

Need this framed for the fab newbies.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"There is always a thread saying "how can I get a meet" or "no one will meet me"

So as someone who is fortunate enough to have met some very nice ladies on here, I thought I would give some easy to follow instructions.

1. Do a search, start local, block anyone you are not attracted to.

2. Add people you do want to meet to your hotlist.

3. When a lucky lady is online, send her a message and a classy face pic, bonus points are awarded if you get professional head shots done.

4. If you get a reply, go to step 6. If not, go to step 5.

5. Cry then go back to step 3...loser

6. Wing it

Hope that helps people. Good luck "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is always a thread saying "how can I get a meet" or "no one will meet me"

So as someone who is fortunate enough to have met some very nice ladies on here, I thought I would give some easy to follow instructions.

1. Do a search, start local, block anyone you are not attracted to.

2. Add people you do want to meet to your hotlist.

3. When a lucky lady is online, send her a message and a classy face pic, bonus points are awarded if you get professional head shots done.

4. If you get a reply, go to step 6. If not, go to step 5.

5. Cry then go back to step 3...loser

6. Wing it

Hope that helps people. Good luck

Need this framed for the fab newbies. "

I bet this is how Ghandi felt

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Step 6 is usually my plan, hence ma username

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Need stickies!

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

7. don't message if she uploads a pic, everyone does that and your message will likely be lost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is always a thread saying "how can I get a meet" or "no one will meet me"

So as someone who is fortunate enough to have met some very nice ladies on here, I thought I would give some easy to follow instructions.

1. Do a search, start local, block anyone you are not attracted to.

2. Add people you do want to meet to your hotlist.

3. When a lucky lady is online, send her a message and a classy face pic, bonus points are awarded if you get professional head shots done.

4. If you get a reply, go to step 6. If not, go to step 5.

5. Cry then go back to step 3...loser

6. Wing it

Hope that helps people. Good luck "

Professional head shot.... Tbh my head shots look more like, shot in the head professionally.. #nohope

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By *ontanMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Got my wings on.. and my armbands just incase lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a different method.

Step 1 - Be awesome like me.

Step 2 - Wait for influx of offers.

Step 3 (Optional) - Hire a PA to manage your inbox.

Easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers for that

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"7. don't message if she uploads a pic, everyone does that and your message will likely be lost."

Wise words lol

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"7. don't message if she uploads a pic, everyone does that and your message will likely be lost.

Wise words lol"

sadly most of the messages any decent message will get lost in just say 'nice pics'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a different method.

Step 1 - Be awesome like me.

Step 2 - Wait for influx of offers.

Step 3 (Optional) - Hire a PA to manage your inbox.

Easy "

And how's that going?

And is their a course in how to be awesome? Obviously I'm asking for a friend

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Is there one for us girls? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there one for us girls? Lol"

I wouldn't be an expert on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a lot of the knobheads on Fab, this should be 5.

5. Cry then Tell her to fuck off because you don't want to meet her anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is for desperate retards that spend their days refreshing their sent box over and over. There are no steps. Just losers and then people that know is just a numbers game and women get million mail a day. you either get through or you don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Block everyone you don't fancy? You misserable git .

Beg, I promote the sympathy meet, if have never got my first coffee is i didn't sound desperate.

Lonely in Manchester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there one for us girls? Lol"

Pick a message from the pile.

Arrange meeting

Hope they turn up and aren't a psycho

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By *eepSatisfactionMan
over a year ago

milton keynes

Hahhaa that's quality !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't found it that hard to get a meet here

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Which step does offer cake come under.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Which step does offer cake come under. "

Do I look like a fucking bakery (angry but you know I'm joking emoji)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm slightly freaked out by Step 3, think its the idea that people are sat there waiting for you to come online so they can get your attention and presumably then sitting waiting to see if you've read it and expecting a prompt response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need stickies! "

I agree though you might want to call them something different especially on this site

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I will give the 52nd person to like my photo the best blow job they have ever had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op I followed all your steps and now the chicks are hanging of me like a cheap suite. Cheers mate.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

You forgot

7 - go to a club

8 - go to a social

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op I followed all your steps and now the chicks are hanging of me like a cheap suite. Cheers mate. "

Always glad to help

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