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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many different ways can we ask someone "fancy a fuck?"

Fancy a fuck?

F.A.F?

Fancy fucking?

Fancee L'fook?

I'm only asking because I'm running out of inspiration for my messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wan sum fuk?

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"How many different ways can we ask someone "fancy a fuck?"

Fancy a fuck?

F.A.F?

Fancy fucking?

Fancee L'fook?

I'm only asking because I'm running out of inspiration for my messages "

*facepalm*

Any popcorn left? Cake? No lemon drizzle though!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

'ere luv, I'd use your shit for toothpaste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So using the angle of my dangle and the mass of your ass is there any chance we can measure the pleasure??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna be my new cum sock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy playing hide the sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancee L'Fook is so exotic, go with that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancee L'Fook is so exotic, go with that one "

I have to admit it's a personal favourite of mine too

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham

Fancy a fuk....No

Do you mind laying down while I have one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancee L'Fook is so exotic, go with that one "

Exotic...mmmmmm

Far more exotic not to name it...

Just live it

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"inspiration for my messages"....."fancy a fuck" mmmm, think maybe its not how ya say it but maybe WHAT yer saying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancee L'Fook is so exotic, go with that one

I have to admit it's a personal favourite of mine too"

It will work , I just know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancee L'Fook is so exotic, go with that one

Exotic...mmmmmm

Far more exotic not to name it...

Just live it "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancee L'Fook is so exotic, go with that one

I have to admit it's a personal favourite of mine too

It will work , I just know it"

Is this the male half or the female half? Because you may get a message soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancee L'Fook is so exotic, go with that one

I have to admit it's a personal favourite of mine too

It will work , I just know it

Is this the male half or the female half? Because you may get a message soon"

Too late my friend

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Can I stick my yoghurt lobber in your bucket of squelch... please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancee L'Fook is so exotic, go with that one

I have to admit it's a personal favourite of mine too

It will work , I just know it

Is this the male half or the female half? Because you may get a message soon"

Female I keep the male locked away in a dark cage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancee L'Fook is so exotic, go with that one

I have to admit it's a personal favourite of mine too

It will work , I just know it

Is this the male half or the female half? Because you may get a message soon

Too late my friend "

But they're only 110 miles away from me....guess I'll never get that elusive local FWB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancee L'Fook is so exotic, go with that one

I have to admit it's a personal favourite of mine too

It will work , I just know it

Is this the male half or the female half? Because you may get a message soon

Female I keep the male locked away in a dark cage "

In that case, check your inbox

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"How many different ways can we ask someone "fancy a fuck?"

Fancy a fuck?

F.A.F?

Fancy fucking?

Fancee L'fook?

I'm only asking because I'm running out of inspiration for my messages

*facepalm*

Any popcorn left? Cake? No lemon drizzle though!"

No lemon drizzle?

I'm outa here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancee L'Fook is so exotic, go with that one

I have to admit it's a personal favourite of mine too

It will work , I just know it

Is this the male half or the female half? Because you may get a message soon

Female I keep the male locked away in a dark cage "

So that's why you like caves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancee L'Fook is so exotic, go with that one

I have to admit it's a personal favourite of mine too

It will work , I just know it

Is this the male half or the female half? Because you may get a message soon

Female I keep the male locked away in a dark cage

In that case, check your inbox "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancee L'Fook is so exotic, go with that one

I have to admit it's a personal favourite of mine too

It will work , I just know it

Is this the male half or the female half? Because you may get a message soon

Female I keep the male locked away in a dark cage

So that's why you like caves "

Have to check in on him every once in awhile

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

What would you like for breakfast?

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Hahaaaaa taking inspiration

Next stop

Wining

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Can I stick my yoghurt lobber in your bucket of squelch... please?"

Thats so romantic

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Fuck me!?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Hubba hubba?

*hip thrust*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hubba hubba?

*hip thrust*"

Piss off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hubba hubba?

*hip thrust*

Piss off "

That's just another way of saying no is t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Literally

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

The CIA are after my penis , can I hide it in your vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancee L'Fook is so exotic, go with that one

I have to admit it's a personal favourite of mine too

It will work , I just know it

Is this the male half or the female half? Because you may get a message soon

Female I keep the male locked away in a dark cage

In that case, check your inbox

"

In case you are wondering, I'm waiting 3 days before I get in touch so I don't appear desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sexy playtime on offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sexy playtime on offer"

I dare you to use that next time.

In fact. I dare anyone to use any of these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I tongue punch your fart box is a never fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancee L'Fook is so exotic, go with that one

I have to admit it's a personal favourite of mine too

It will work , I just know it

Is this the male half or the female half? Because you may get a message soon

Female I keep the male locked away in a dark cage

In that case, check your inbox

In case you are wondering, I'm waiting 3 days before I get in touch so I don't appear desperate "

I'll just sit here and twiddle my .... thumbs for a while. I'm patient

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancee L'Fook is so exotic, go with that one

I have to admit it's a personal favourite of mine too

It will work , I just know it

Is this the male half or the female half? Because you may get a message soon

Female I keep the male locked away in a dark cage

In that case, check your inbox

In case you are wondering, I'm waiting 3 days before I get in touch so I don't appear desperate

I'll just sit here and twiddle my .... thumbs for a while. I'm patient"

Ok thanks for understanding

Speak soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So using the angle of my dangle and the mass of your ass is there any chance we can measure the pleasure?? "

That's a good one!

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