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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If your ex was on fire what would you use to put them out

I'm sure this may spark some humorous solutions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lighter fuel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lighter fuel

Brilliant. I'm sure this will be a common theme. All be it that's a lot of lighters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

baseball bats put fire out eh ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bucket of petrol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Acid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing... just sit and enjoy the show

Jade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shovels are really good for putting fires out.

A reassuringly substantial dink when you hit them over the head too.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Napalm..... just to be sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crow bar

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I like a slow burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of my laughter

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

depends on the type of fire most probably roll them around on the floor till the fire went out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diesel it burns slowly,the evil bitch deserves it what she put me through in past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water, as much as I hate her, I couldn't stand and watch someone burn to death.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Nothing... just sit and enjoy the show

Jade "

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Hey Jade (don't be afraid

...)

You wouldn't break out the marshmallows then???!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing... just sit and enjoy the show

Jade "

at least break the marshmallows out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm the choices, if I put the flames out she would owe me......

Or as weird Al says quick Barney is on fire, fan the flames higher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water, or fire extinguisher.

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

I'd piss on her, of course. Oh hang on a minute, she likes that.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Depends which ex.

The very nice one, I save.

The other, I'd start singing Kumbaya and stick marshmallows on a stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nuke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For what she did to me, I think I'll use petrol.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ex wife very begrudgingly my daughters mum yes definitely. Now we rant together we are real good mates. To be honest no matter what they've done to me or still hate me that's there bag to deal with. Myself I choose to not waste my life giving them head space. Life's way to short to hate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hand Grenade

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I would love to fuck a previous ex up the arse. With a cactus

My last one however, we are going for a drink this weekend even though we've been apart for 4 years now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petrol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what ever come to hand .......... that would work . Some of you here really hate your EX .

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Pebbles so she wouldn't...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's already been cremated.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Ring the fire brigade and let the experts take care of it.

Ya don't want to be fukin about with fires.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

His new wife but the blubber would burn

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"His new wife but the blubber would burn "

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Nothing..just walk quietly by.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Feckin hell

Sounds like some Fabbers are still bearing the odd grudge, I dread to think what they did to deserve some of the replies, burn baby burn

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"His new wife but the blubber would burn "

Ha ha! I was thinking something similar, although it would have been his girlfriend's tacky flammable clothes, that would keep keep them both burning a while.

Meoooooooooow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White phosphorus

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I would never know if he was on fire, I have absolutely nothing to do with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get me more petrol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes under my patio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That foamy stuff they use to put out fires

My ex husbands; would watch and laugh and possibly dance

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Feckin hell

Sounds like some Fabbers are still bearing the odd grudge, I dread to think what they did to deserve some of the replies, burn baby burn

No I don't hold a grudge and yes he and she would deserve it.

My non ' funny' answer would be call the firebrigade and ambulance. But that's for the children not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, though I'd stick a few Baking Potatoes in for good measure...kill 2 birds with one stone and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wait until the skins crispy like chicken...

ok..honest answer, I have no bad ex's and many are still friends..some with benefits and some not.

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I couldn't see my ex burn as must shit as he put me through but I'm happy that my 15 year old wouldn't give him the time of day as she hasn't seen him since she was 3 and that was by his own doing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont think any human being deserves to burn, whatever they are culpable of...

...realise most comments are made in jest...someone said acid(seriously? That is downright cruel)

Live and let live

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

A hose pipe, our kids need him.

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By *iouktvTV/TS
over a year ago

creswell

Tactical nuclear weapon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sings...."woaaahhhh... Your 'ex is on fireee!"

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

wow some of you are EVIL as fuck

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor

"Dont think any human being deserves to burn, whatever they are culpable of...

...realise most comments are made in jest...someone said acid(seriously? That is downright cruel)

Live and let live"

Yeah acid is a lot crueler than throwing petrol on them. Your just evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your ex was on fire what would you use to put them out

I'm sure this may spark some humorous solutions. "

Well she's just got back from holiday and went a bit mad in the sun beforehand so already crispy. She looked daft enough so I'd probably be lenient and this a bucket of aftersun in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to her I can't multi task so I'd just stand there and carry on eating my crisps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lighter fluid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad as it sounds, I'm good friends with my ex's so I'd have to put them out with water!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put him out. I'd pull up a chair an make some smoors an watch him suffer muhuhaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id put him out with whatever i could find - he would actually have soemthing to fkn moan about if he had been on fire instead of giving me and the kids life of grief - son would be with me - daughter would let him burn - truly wouldnt wish this on my worst enemy though its one of my fears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sound of my laughter

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your ex was on fire what would you use to put them out

I'm sure this may spark some humorous solutions.

Well she's just got back from holiday and went a bit mad in the sun beforehand so already crispy. She looked daft enough so I'd probably be lenient and this a bucket of aftersun in

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*throw a bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hay and petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still get on with my ex's but I have a steam roller if anybody wants to lend it.lol

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Water.

and a wet blanket

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I love my ex so wouldn't wish any harm on him

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