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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You prepare a meal for 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start talking to your cat xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start talking to your fleshlight like it's your cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can eat when you like

You can spread out on the bed

You can watch what you want on tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not skint

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"You're not skint

Not true I'm single but I'm always skint

It's called having children

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

when drugs seem more appealing than sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can eat when you like

You can spread out on the bed

You can watch what you want on tv "

I do all those and I'm not single

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

When you don't have to shave your legs everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're not skint

Not true I'm single but I'm always skint

It's called having children

I only have the one but he's not the shopaholic his mum was lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You start talking to your cat xxx"

Haha I'm with you on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're not skint

Not true I'm single but I'm always skint

It's called having children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have rsi from swiping left

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"You prepare a meal for 1

You prepare a meal for 4 and freeze half.

You can sit at the laptop with the TV on in the background and not have someone changing the channel.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

when you spend too much time on the internet talking to strangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your legs are hairy and you wear your scabby comfy clothes whenever you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have no one to share your day with

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You can leave the pots until you run out of plates & cutlery

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

When you have to much time to yourself

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

You've had bad news, the kids have gone to bed and there's no one there to cuddle you and say it will be ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can leave the pots until you run out of plates & cutlery

Noooooo I hate a messy kitchen

Use it wash it is my motto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can eat raw onion WHENEVER YOU WANT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You spend more time asleep on the sofa than in bed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've had bad news, the kids have gone to bed and there's no one there to cuddle you and say it will be ok

It'll be ok

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

"You're not skint

Not true I'm single but I'm always skint

It's called having children

x Storm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can eat raw onion WHENEVER YOU WANT.

That's a fetish I didn't know I had

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You can leave the pots until you run out of plates & cutlery

Noooooo I hate a messy kitchen

Use it wash it is my motto

I tend to do mine every couple of days actually

How do you feel about dusting? I keep a tidy gaff and hoover every few days, but dusting just gets on ma tits

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

You can sit and flick your bean without a man next to you wanting to join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can leave the pots until you run out of plates & cutlery

Noooooo I hate a messy kitchen

Use it wash it is my motto

I tend to do mine every couple of days actually

How do you feel about dusting? I keep a tidy gaff and hoover every few days, but dusting just gets on ma tits

I dust every other day

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You can leave the bog seat up without anybody moaning.

A pack of bogroll will last you more than a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the only time the tv channel changes from sky sports is when there's something on BT Sports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can leave the pots until you run out of plates & cutlery

Noooooo I hate a messy kitchen

Use it wash it is my motto

I tend to do mine every couple of days actually

How do you feel about dusting? I keep a tidy gaff and hoover every few days, but dusting just gets on ma tits

I dust every other day

I'm too busy (lazy) to wash up or clean,so I got a dishwasher and hired a cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're not skint

Not true I'm single but I'm always skint

It's called having children

What she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Forum seems a fantastic place!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You don't have to watch Emmernation Enders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only reason the bed is ever done is if you think you'll get lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have always been single.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you don't have children living with you. Or other family members.

My son eats for 3 so I'm still making family sized meals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can leave the bog seat up without anybody moaning.

A pack of bogroll will last you more than a week."

Only lasts more than a week if I remember to hide it from the effing dog... His main aim in life is to disembowel them.. Takes them of the holder as well.

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By *reman6976Man
over a year ago

Deeping St James

When your dirty clothes are still on the floor!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Binge watching box sets is your week nights !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only reason the bed is ever done is if you think you'll get lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the only time the tv channel changes from sky sports is when there's something on BT Sports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can leave the pots until you run out of plates & cutlery

Noooooo I hate a messy kitchen

Use it wash it is my motto

I tend to do mine every couple of days actually

How do you feel about dusting? I keep a tidy gaff and hoover every few days, but dusting just gets on ma tits

I dust every other day

I'm too busy (lazy) to wash up or clean,so I got a dishwasher and hired a cleaner

Must be nice lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You can find things, cos they are still exactly where you left them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can leave the pots until you run out of plates & cutlery

Noooooo I hate a messy kitchen

Use it wash it is my motto

I tend to do mine every couple of days actually

How do you feel about dusting? I keep a tidy gaff and hoover every few days, but dusting just gets on ma tits

I dust every other day

I'm too busy (lazy) to wash up or clean,so I got a dishwasher and hired a cleaner

Must be nice lol"

It's brilliant,I do fuck all in the way of housework bar three loads of laundry a week and load/unload the dishwasher every couple of days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Underwear. Need I say more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You start talking to your cat xxx"
I get more sense out of my cat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You put something down, and I imagine it stays there ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You curl up in a ball under a cold shower and cry historically.

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Cry into your cornflakes every morning.....tears of joy

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

you can fart in bed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Friday and you go to bed early.

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By *idalgo13Man
over a year ago

Near York

"You're not skint

Not true I'm single but I'm always skint

It's called having children

I only have the one but he's not the shopaholic his mum was lol"

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By *idalgo13Man
over a year ago

Near York

"The only reason the bed is ever done is if you think you'll get lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you spend too much time on the internet talking to strangers

Lol. This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your dirty clothes are still on the floor!!"

Laundry fairies don't visit single people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You start talking to your cat xxx"

It's worse here, the cat talks to me... And I am not single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the only hugs you get are from your cat

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By *xoticMermaidWoman
over a year ago

NORTH WEST

When u dont have to share your haribos n theres beer left in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When u dont have to share your haribos n theres beer left in the fridge

There is always beer in the fridge, that's just sensible planning

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By *xoticMermaidWoman
over a year ago

NORTH WEST

"When u dont have to share your haribos n theres beer left in the fridge

There is always beer in the fridge, that's just sensible planning

Always have back up plan...vodka, wine or prosecco lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you want to go out, it doesn't matter which shirt you wear, or if it's got a couple of creases in it

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

when you can fart whenever you want to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

leave a floater overnight

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

The ironing board still has the Christmas cards displayed on it.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"You prepare a meal for 1

You prepare a meal for 2, and eat both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sit naked watching all the sport all day playing with a lazy lob on reading the stories on Forum.My Ironing board has never been folded up for over 3 yrs.Great life being single.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good ones everyone

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You spend more time asleep on the sofa than in bed!!

You been peeping through my window?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think its a great idea to measure your cock against the sky remote

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

both wrists have repetitive strain injuries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you spend too much time on the internet talking to strangers

Lol. This!

Yep

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

You can't decide what to have to eat from the well stocked cupboard

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"when you spend too much time on the internet talking to strangers

Lol. This!

Yep

Oh god yes

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