FabSwingers.com forum: You will always find me in the kitchen

By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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At parties.

I'm having a party.

Are you coming? It's fancy dress and I'm going to kiss you all. (To varying degrees)

Where will I find you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be stood next to the wine box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am always in the kitchen too

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Guarding the gin having ignored the bit about fancy dress

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

"At parties.

I'm having a party.

Are you coming? It's fancy dress and I'm going to kiss you all. (To varying degrees)

Where will I find you?"

Behind you, perving that arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a single guy so I will just be following couples around but not bothering to talk to them!

By the way, I'm in the Rhino suit, it's bloody hot!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll be stood next to the wine box

Always rely on my classy friends

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I am always in the kitchen too

Ideal. Make food

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By *reman6976Man
over a year ago

Deeping St James

The kitchen is a great place to get to know people- there are drinks and nibbles and it's usually a little quieter so you can chat.

That's where I will be...maybe occasionally on the dance floor!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I'll be in the dining room licking the cakes

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Guarding the gin having ignored the bit about fancy dress

I have a box. Get your kit off

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"At parties.

I'm having a party.

Are you coming? It's fancy dress and I'm going to kiss you all. (To varying degrees)

Where will I find you?

Behind you, perving that arse!

Shall I bend down?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm a single guy so I will just be following couples around but not bothering to talk to them!

By the way, I'm in the Rhino suit, it's bloody hot! "

Have you got the horn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the toilet, I get nervous at parties

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"The kitchen is a great place to get to know people- there are drinks and nibbles and it's usually a little quieter so you can chat.

That's where I will be...maybe occasionally on the dance floor!"

Dance off?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll be in the dining room licking the windows

Standard

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"On the toilet, I get nervous at parties "

I'm out of loo roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

upload some my first kitchen pics today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be in the dj booth. Not that I'm a dj.... no I'll be complaining about the music the kids listen to these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you will never find me i will not around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll prob be sat out in the garden. Cuddling the dog. That seems to be my go-to party move

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"I'll be in the dining room licking the windows

Standard "

Are you putting words into my mouth ?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll be in the dj booth. Not that I'm a dj.... no I'll be complaining about the music the kids listen to these days

Woah now. No chart music here,also, where is the dj?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll prob be sat out in the garden. Cuddling the dog. That seems to be my go-to party move

Get your arse in here

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll be in the dining room licking the windows

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Are you putting words into my mouth ?"

Among other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the toilet, I get nervous at parties

I'm out of loo roll

I'll use the bath mat and throw it out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll find me looking for my drink as I put it down and can't remember where I left it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will always find me in the kitchen too . I am a feeder . lol Its not good when people say they are on diets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a single guy so I will just be following couples around but not bothering to talk to them!

By the way, I'm in the Rhino suit, it's bloody hot!

Have you got the horn?

Sadly not, my ex cut it off and wears it round her neck as a trophy!!

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By *reman6976Man
over a year ago

Deeping St James

"The kitchen is a great place to get to know people- there are drinks and nibbles and it's usually a little quieter so you can chat.

That's where I will be...maybe occasionally on the dance floor!

Dance off? "

Challenge accepted. Have you got the moves though?

These snake hips come with a health warning!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Guarding the gin having ignored the bit about fancy dress

Exactly this ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll be find me playing all your favorite tunes. Come get your requests in

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"I'll be in the dining room licking the windows

Standard

Are you putting words into my mouth ?

Among other things

I'm scared to ask

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"On the toilet, I get nervous at parties

I'm out of loo roll

I'll use the bath mat and throw it out the window

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You'll find me looking for my drink as I put it down and can't remember where I left it! "

You are only allowed 4 drinks.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Outside smoking

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You will always find me in the kitchen too . I am a feeder . lol Its not good when people say they are on diets. "

Perfect. I love being fed

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm a single guy so I will just be following couples around but not bothering to talk to them!

By the way, I'm in the Rhino suit, it's bloody hot!

Have you got the horn?

Sadly not, my ex cut it off and wears it round her neck as a trophy!! "

Shall I help you get it back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dressed in a suit (Birthday suit) you'll find me just in front of you stood to attention as I slam you onto the worktop

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"The kitchen is a great place to get to know people- there are drinks and nibbles and it's usually a little quieter so you can chat.

That's where I will be...maybe occasionally on the dance floor!

Dance off?

Challenge accepted. Have you got the moves though?

These snake hips come with a health warning!

Ha. You are going down pal

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Guarding the gin having ignored the bit about fancy dress

Exactly this ^

As I said. I have a box, get naked.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You'll be find me playing all your favorite tunes. Come get your requests in

Yay!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll be in the dining room licking the windows

Standard

Are you putting words into my mouth ?

Among other things

I'm scared to ask

Don't be afraid

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Outside smoking"

Oh. I might come have a cigar it's been years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the kitchen....that's where all the interesting stuff happens at parties.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Dressed in a suit (Birthday suit) you'll find me just in front of you stood to attention as I slam you onto the worktop

Ouch

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By *reman6976Man
over a year ago

Deeping St James

"The kitchen is a great place to get to know people- there are drinks and nibbles and it's usually a little quieter so you can chat.

That's where I will be...maybe occasionally on the dance floor!

Dance off?

Challenge accepted. Have you got the moves though?

These snake hips come with a health warning!

Ha. You are going down pal"

would that be the forfeit?

You know me too well, this mouth is as good as my hips!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nosing through the CD collection

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"In the kitchen....that's where all the interesting stuff happens at parties."

Yas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm being inappropriate under the pile of coats on the bed

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Nosing through the CD collection

I have vinyl too.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I'm being inappropriate under the pile of coats on the bed

I'm watching

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"The kitchen is a great place to get to know people- there are drinks and nibbles and it's usually a little quieter so you can chat.

That's where I will be...maybe occasionally on the dance floor!

Dance off?

Challenge accepted. Have you got the moves though?

These snake hips come with a health warning!

Ha. You are going down pal

would that be the forfeit?

You know me too well, this mouth is as good as my hips!!"

I stand by my previous comment. I've got the moves like Jagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the dancefloor....care to join me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a single guy so I will just be following couples around but not bothering to talk to them!

By the way, I'm in the Rhino suit, it's bloody hot!

Have you got the horn?

Sadly not, my ex cut it off and wears it round her neck as a trophy!!

Shall I help you get it back?"

Well there's an offer I can't refuse... it your party after all !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm being inappropriate under the pile of coats on the bed

I'm watching

I know. ..that's why I'm using my special moves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nosing through the CD collection

I have vinyl too.

We save those for when the zombies attack

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over a year ago

"I'm a single guy so I will just be following couples around but not bothering to talk to them!

By the way, I'm in the Rhino suit, it's bloody hot!

Have you got the horn?

Sadly not, my ex cut it off and wears it round her neck as a trophy!!

Shall I help you get it back?"

Well there's an offer I can't refuse... it your party after all !

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Where the nibbles are.I seem to be attracted to nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the kitchen handing out the drinks. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in the corner looking like an elf with a fishing rod

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"On the dancefloor....care to join me?

Can we recreate that photo?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I'm being inappropriate under the pile of coats on the bed

I'm watching

I know. ..that's why I'm using my special moves

Ah Christ. Scarlett is giving me the horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the dancefloor....care to join me?

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Im never far from the dance floor

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Nosing through the CD collection

I have vinyl too.

We save those for when the zombies attack"

We sell those when the zombie pisses us off.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Where the nibbles are.I seem to be attracted to nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In your bedroom wanking into your underwear draw while Lacey rubs her fanny all over your pillows

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"In the kitchen handing out the drinks. X "

I'll have shots please.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Sat in the corner looking like an elf with a fishing rod

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I didn't think it was the kind of party,put your cock away

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Think i'll move to the conservatory now, its getting warm in the dining room

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Sat in the corner looking like an elf with a fishing rod

Fishing for compliments?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"In your bedroom wanking into your underwear draw while Lacey rubs her fanny all over your pillows"

Happy days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sat in the corner looking like an elf with a fishing rod

Fishing for compliments?"

Nope!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'll be circulating as a mermaid

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Guarding the gin having ignored the bit about fancy dress

Standing with you, wondering why I'm dressed as Xena

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm usually in the kitchen doing the washing up...I was going to say cleaning up after everyone but that has a different meaning at a swingers party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marc probably won't come because he's too cool for school, so I'll be alone in a corner reading a book.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll be circulating as a mermaid

Wonderful.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm usually in the kitchen doing the washing up...I was going to say cleaning up after everyone but that has a different meaning at a swingers party.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Marc probably won't come because he's too cool for school, so I'll be alone in a corner reading a book.

You won't be alone at my party.

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over a year ago

"I'm usually in the kitchen doing the washing up...I was going to say cleaning up after everyone but that has a different meaning at a swingers party.

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I love people like you cleaning up after me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In your bedroom wanking into your underwear draw while Lacey rubs her fanny all over your pillows

Happy days."

Correctamundo

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"In your bedroom wanking into your underwear draw while Lacey rubs her fanny all over your pillows

Happy days.

Correctamundo

I never wanted to be a pillow before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will always find me in the kitchen at parties.

Flippin love this track

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Probably sat in the garden as I will be boiling in my honey monster costume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the kitchen handing out the drinks. X

I'll have shots please."

I'll line em up x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"In the kitchen handing out the drinks. X

I'll have shots please.

I'll line em up x "

Tequila it makes me happy

Then sick...really sick

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over a year ago

"In the kitchen handing out the drinks. X

I'll have shots please.

I'll line em up x "

Can I have a JD please

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

In the kitchen wearing a burlesque outfit. Dick would be in his normal clothes.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"In the kitchen wearing a burlesque outfit. Dick would be in his normal clothes."

Shall we dance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in the sofa trying tk look cool but really kinda your stereotype goofy nerd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm being inappropriate under the pile of coats on the bed

I'm watching

I know. ..that's why I'm using my special moves

Ah Christ. Scarlett is giving me the horn

Yay! My "charms" aren't working on anyone else at the moment so I may have to consider becoming fab straight.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"In the kitchen wearing a burlesque outfit. Dick would be in his normal clothes.

Shall we dance?"

I'd love too x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm being inappropriate under the pile of coats on the bed

I'm watching

I know. ..that's why I'm using my special moves

Ah Christ. Scarlett is giving me the horn

Yay! My "charms" aren't working on anyone else at the moment so I may have to consider becoming fab straight.

If your becoming fab straight, would you like to dance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as it's fancy dress I'll be Batman,found at a table convincing people to join drinking games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm being inappropriate under the pile of coats on the bed

I'm watching

I know. ..that's why I'm using my special moves

Ah Christ. Scarlett is giving me the horn

Yay! My "charms" aren't working on anyone else at the moment so I may have to consider becoming fab straight.

If your becoming fab straight, would you like to dance? "

If I Still have the energy when I emerge from under this pile of coats and find my penguin costume. ..sure why not?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm being inappropriate under the pile of coats on the bed

I'm watching

I know. ..that's why I'm using my special moves

Ah Christ. Scarlett is giving me the horn

Yay! My "charms" aren't working on anyone else at the moment so I may have to consider becoming fab straight.

If your becoming fab straight, would you like to dance?

If I Still have the energy when I emerge from under this pile of coats and find my penguin costume. ..sure why not?

I'll help dig you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the noms at? That's where I'll be

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Where's the noms at? That's where I'll be

We haven't got that many nibbles ya gannet!

Dance off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I'm off

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By *reman6976Man
over a year ago

Deeping St James

"The kitchen is a great place to get to know people- there are drinks and nibbles and it's usually a little quieter so you can chat.

That's where I will be...maybe occasionally on the dance floor!

Dance off?

Challenge accepted. Have you got the moves though?

These snake hips come with a health warning!

Ha. You are going down pal

would that be the forfeit?

You know me too well, this mouth is as good as my hips!!

I stand by my previous comment. I've got the moves like Jagger "

Gulp!! I'd love to see you bust your moves!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I'm being inappropriate under the pile of coats on the bed

I'm watching

I know. ..that's why I'm using my special moves

Ah Christ. Scarlett is giving me the horn

Yay! My "charms" aren't working on anyone else at the moment so I may have to consider becoming fab straight.

You can try them on me

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Right I'm off"

Noooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the kitchen like usual lol puckered up waiting for our kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the kitchen handing out the drinks. X

I'll have shots please.

I'll line em up x

Can I have a JD please

With ice? X

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By *otchillicoupleCouple
over a year ago

all over

I'll be sat on the sofa, watching the dancing wishing I had the courage to get up and join in and then looking at the merry group in then kitchen wondering whether I'll have the courage to go and talk to them

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"I'll be sat on the sofa, watching the dancing wishing I had the courage to get up and join in and then looking at the merry group in then kitchen wondering whether I'll have the courage to go and talk to them

You could come outside and chat with me

excuse the honey monster fancy dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the dancefloor....care to join me?

Can we recreate that photo? "

Oh I think we can do a little better than that?

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By *otchillicoupleCouple
over a year ago

all over

You could come outside and chat with me

excuse the honey monster fancy dress

Tell me about the honey mummy! (Hope you remember the advert, otherwise that is an inappropriate comment ) You could keep me warm as I'm bound to be wearing far too little having wanted to look sexy and not considered the weather.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

You could come outside and chat with me

excuse the honey monster fancy dress

I remember the advert

and the honey is the lovely lady hosting this party

consider me your personal warmer

might even be room for 2 in this constume

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"On the dancefloor....care to join me?

Can we recreate that photo?

Oh I think we can do a little better than that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choosing the music with pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiding in the fridge with some cucumbers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In your bedroom wanking into your underwear draw while Lacey rubs her fanny all over your pillows

Happy days.

Correctamundo

I never wanted to be a pillow before."

I've never lusted for a pillow before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's the noms at? That's where I'll be

We haven't got that many nibbles ya gannet!

Dance off? "

Get yer lawnmower moves on!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"In your bedroom wanking into your underwear draw while Lacey rubs her fanny all over your pillows

Happy days.

Correctamundo

I never wanted to be a pillow before.

I've never lusted for a pillow before

Ooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll find me looking for my drink as I put it down and can't remember where I left it!

You are only allowed 4 drinks."

Okay

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You'll find me looking for my drink as I put it down and can't remember where I left it!

You are only allowed 4 drinks.

Okay

Don't roll your eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll find me trying to take over the BBQ cooking.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Where's the noms at? That's where I'll be

We haven't got that many nibbles ya gannet!

Dance off?

Get yer lawnmower moves on!"

Proud Mary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll find me looking for my drink as I put it down and can't remember where I left it!

You are only allowed 4 drinks.

Okay

Psst...I sneaked in a bottle of gin

...sssshhhh. ..

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You'll find me trying to take over the BBQ cooking."

Meat, I need meat!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I'll be beside the fire keeping yourself and everyone hot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nursing a vodka in the corner alone. I feel that way today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll find me trying to take over the BBQ cooking.

Meat, I need meat!"

*zzzzip*

Come n get it

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Someone get the door

It's freezing in my baywatch outfit

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By *eviant DriverMan
over a year ago

Roberttown

"Guarding the gin having ignored the bit about fancy dress

Exactly this ^

That Gin is going to well protected 'cos that's where I'll be too... In my white rabbit outfit... Just 'cos I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally helping out with the washing up and food etc

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Somebody tried to pull my tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody tried to pull my tail

Someone stole my flippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody tried to pull my tail

Someone stole my flippers

Someone's jizzed in her underwear draw

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Catwomen for fancy dress then Mrs Honey and I look for our plus one man...

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Catwomen for fancy dress then Mrs Honey and I look for our plus one man...

Meow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody tried to pull my tail

Someone stole my flippers

Someone's jizzed in her underwear draw

Err. ..that was you wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody tried to pull my tail

Someone stole my flippers

Someone's jizzed in her underwear draw

Err. ..that was you wasn't it? "

I knew there was someone at the keyhole...

Pervert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody tried to pull my tail

Someone stole my flippers

Someone's jizzed in her underwear draw

Err. ..that was you wasn't it?

I knew there was someone at the keyhole...

Pervert.

I was under the coats. ..remember? ??

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Sat in the corner listening to the life story of the person everyone else has tried to avoid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in the other corner wishing i was brave enough to talk to people

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By *eviant DriverMan
over a year ago

Roberttown

"Sat in the corner listening to the life story of the person everyone else has tried to avoid!"

Well when I was born I was very young...etc.etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the garden watching the sunset and talking to the dog....who is the only person to kiss me all nightb

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I had a party two weeks ago and as always, the best stories and biggest laughs were coming from the kitchen.

Always the kitchen.

Incidentally, it's the room I avoided like the plague the following day!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Searching through the vinyl before the zombie apocalypse in my kilt

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Fancy dress eh?........

.... I'll come in my pants

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