FabSwingers.com forum: Im A Sparkly Whore!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hubby is a Sly Unicorn... What are you. You sexy lot?

January......A Sexy

February.....A Short

March........A Sly

April........A Pretty

May..........A Sparkly

June.........A Giant

July.........A Stupid

August.......A Loud

September....A Fat

October......An Annoying

November.....A Two Faced

December.....A Super

Then the day you were born...

1st to the 3rd = Bellend

4th to the 7th = Fairy

8th to the 11th = Bitch

12th to the 15th = Princess

16th to the 19th = Whore

20th to the 23rd = Dick Head

24th to the 27th = Unicorn

28th to the 31st = Cunt

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

An annoying dickhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a sexy whore hubbys a giant fairy xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A fat cunt

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Yay!

I'm a pretty cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy bitch

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Sexy princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Giant Princess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat princess

I have to disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm a short dickhead wtf ?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

A loud cunt. I'm so not loud,quite the opposite in fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not many Bell ends on here

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

This thread is sexist it only likes the fems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sparkly fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sly dickhead... excellent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is sexist it only likes the fems

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Not true our friend Carol is a Fat Cunt

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"This thread is sexist it only likes the fems

Not true our friend Carol is a Fat Cunt

Oh a birthday twin

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

A pretty unicorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An annoying dickhead

Snap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is sexist it only likes the fems

Not true our friend Carol is a Fat Cunt

Oh a birthday twin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a stupid whore mr is a sparkly unicorn x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"This thread is sexist it only likes the fems

Right so me being a loud cunt is a good thing is it?! Hmm probably is to some people isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexy bitch

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Giant Bellend ! Sad times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Giant Bellend ! Sad times lol"
I would love to be a giant bellend

just to show it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Giant Bellend ! Sad times lol"
Trade descriptions act orders a User Name change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty Unicorn ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a sparkly whore too

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By *punkyWifeWoman
over a year ago

yeovil

I'm a sly princess!! Who knew ?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Pretty Unicorn ?? "

I'm a pretty unicorn too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A super whore

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I'm a loud bellend

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"This thread is sexist it only likes the fems

Right so me being a loud cunt is a good thing is it?! Hmm probably is to some people isn't it

Nothing wrong with a little expellaton of gas dear everyone does it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A short fairy but i wish to appeal ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pretty bitch.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A two faced dick head...

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm A Stupid Whore

Bump's A Pretty Fairy

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A short fairy

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By *atietvsheffTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

Katie is a giant bell end , makes a change from being a sissy cuckold

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

A pretty whore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a short bitch.... Sounds about right

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By *atietvsheffTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A pretty whore

You certainly are x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

A Sparkly Dick Head!! Guess not many will disagree with that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is hysterical, cheers op

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey!

Errol, the annoying fairy, at your service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sly cunt... maybe this is accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a stupid whore...how rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stupid bitch

But I'm far from it, bitch yes stupid no

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By *lbi niceMan
over a year ago

romsley

I'm thinking OP's

Giant bellend

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

i'm a sparkly cunt. i like being a cunt though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I want to be a sparkly Cunt - I'm a Pretty Bitch

Boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud Fairy !!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Fat bitch.

Well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/09/17 15:30:30]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkly Unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annoying unicorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And could you tell me your postcode? And your mother's maiden name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A loud dickhead. Surprisingly accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A loud whore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A short dickhead

sounds about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a sly unicorn too. X

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

A short cunt... Wtf

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I don't like mine I want to change it!

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

A two faced cunt I don't want to be one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A short Princess.

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Giant bitch - spooky

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Annoying unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And could you tell me your postcode? And your mother's maiden name?"

Who said it had to be truthful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stupid fucking princess. I may have added a word that I felt appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a giant dickhead.....and according to this status i'm also a .....hahahaha For once the internet is right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why oh why did my parents have to fuck in Xmas day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fat bellend

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

A Fat Fairy !!!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm a sly dickhead

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By *reman6976Man
over a year ago

Deeping St James

An annoying fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy bellend

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

A sexy princess, mmm are you sure this works????

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

This is actually spookily accurate

Yours sincerely

Super Cunt x

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm a short unicorn

But I am straight, the short part is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A loud cunt!! Hahaha

Checking my pants to see if cock has been replaced with cunt! Nope its still there this doesn't work OP

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By *onnybegood 28Man
over a year ago

london

A pretty dick head haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stupid fairy

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By *entomillaMan
over a year ago

norwich

A fat bitch

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

A Sexy Fairy

I make wishes come true so sounds about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fat cunt

True!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm a loud cunt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a stupid cunt

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"I'm a stupid cunt

I'm a pretty unicorn

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By *rBBMrsLDCouple
over a year ago

Seaford

I'm a pretty whore

These things are always funny I like the pornstar name one too which is your first pets name and your mothers maiden name.

I'm Tabitha Horner which would make a great pornstar name in my opinion

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

A stupid bellend

how did you know my nickname

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By *orthernteaserWoman
over a year ago

Here

I'm a Sexy Bitch...but I knew that anyway. Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A super bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha im a fat bellend! Yup that just about sums me up but I'm a sexy one.

Doll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/09/17 20:43:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not admiring to it. It does not flatter me.

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Super Dickhead.....:O

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm thinking OP's

Giant bellend "
CHARMING

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A Sly Fairy if ever there was one!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I'm a two faced whore!!

Great thread Alimark

B...ards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft... "short cunt" is so wide of the mark, I'd say 'missed a barn door with a bazooka'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a super whore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suppose it could be worse

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By *eviant DriverMan
over a year ago

Roberttown

I'm a Sly Princess FFS

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around

sexy princess

I'm actually disappointed by that lol xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sexy princess

I'm actually disappointed by that lol xc "

Ha!

Mine is annoying unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy Princess here and he's a two-faced princess lol, that's about right xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby's a stupid whore and I'm a giant cunt

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

An annoying bitch.... suppose it's about right haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A two faced fairy

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By *addy7771Man
over a year ago

ballyshannon

A short princess

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A sparkly unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a annoying bitch

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By *aucyGirl08Woman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Apparently I'm a sexy dick head. 1 out of 2 ain't bad.

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By *addy7771Man
over a year ago

ballyshannon

"Apparently I'm a sexy dick head. 1 out of 2 ain't bad."

I don't think your a dick head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy cunt woo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Pretty Cunt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy Dickhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a loud bitch ???? how dare you lol

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By *arahandmatCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I'm a Short Whore... freakishly quite accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fat whore!

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By *arahandmatCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"I'm a Short Whore... freakishly quite accurate

Still could be worse... Mat is an annoying cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I'm A Sly Princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm annoying bellend

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By *ehtaelMan
over a year ago

stratford upon avon

Sexy unicorn!!

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By *is vixen at playCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

A sly bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a sexy princess, utter crap lmfao

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Annoying whore ! Half right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had to check mine a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had to check mine a few times

Ooopsy

Sly bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a two faced unicorn.lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

giant whore

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

A fat bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy dick head

Who knew

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

I am a short bell end and Princess is an annoying whore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha a faint unicorn lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm A Super Unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent..... I'm a Giant White haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent..... I'm a Giant White haha

My phone clearly doesn't like the word Whore.....

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Sly Unicorn for my cuck, I'm a sly bitch. Quite fitting for us really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent..... I'm a Giant White haha

I'll go get John snow & the dragons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A super unicorn

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

Me........ A Pretty Bitch

Mr......... A Annoying Whore

Pretty accurate I think

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By *piggehMan
over a year ago

Trench Loch

I'm a sexy unicorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent..... I'm a Giant White haha

I'll go get John snow & the dragons

Good plan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fat princess

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By *inbadABCMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Fat thin who cares lets see who can make waves fact

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By *arlolad71Man
over a year ago

darlington

Short fairy.lol

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By *inbadABCMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Long an strong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pretty bellend

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By *inbadABCMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Agree chick wow

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