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How I never laughed is beyond me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had a phone call from a mate this morning who is in hospital, he had an operation a couple of days ago and was allowed to stand up for the first time today, he said he wanted to go the toilet instead of using the contraptions they give you.

The walk to the bog started and he never made it ! he number 2d himself half way across the ward, now I feel sorry for him but as one of the biggest mickey takers we know it did come across as funny, I never laughed on the phone but went into fits of laughter after the call.

I can imagine his tourettes type outburst when it happened and him blaming anyone close by, human nature to laugh at times when some have suffered this way

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

a case of confidence not winning over continence then

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

lol the poor man ( sorry but I laughed too )

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

that's just poetic...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Seems cruel to laugh

Hang on need to go to the loo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll call in and see him later and take him some pampers

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

and i bet the nurses weren't too sympathetic either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and i bet the nurses weren't too sympathetic either "

He deserves everything he gets, the sacy t**t will have been winding the nurses up for days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a case of confidence not winning over continence then "

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Poor Nurses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats is so funny i laughed. pampers will be funny or just a toilet roll lol.

Sorry to crash the thread but i wanted to tell a little story too, hope you dont mind. I went to see a friend at the hospital. while we were talking a wife of another patient got up to use the rest room. while she was coming back a over confident nurse aproached her and said " i can tell your pregnant, how far along are you" to which the woman replied "oh no, im not pregnant". this happened right in front of my friends bed. I couldnt help but laugh out. I felt bad after for the woman but not for the nurse lol. so much for training lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll call in and see him later and take him some pampers "

just take him a cork!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor Nurses! "

Thank you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shovel and bucket?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

butt plug

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