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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Work with someone that gets on your nerves because I sure do.....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Work with someone that gets on your nerves because I sure do..... "

Yes I do, it's me lol

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Whats work, spent the morning here. Avoiding creating presentations. Do they count because they annoy me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not anymore i'm lucky to work with some great friends

but i have done in the past drove me so crazy i left but lucky enough to have the kind of job where i can move around from job to job very easily

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Lol I am trying to avoid doing any work lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Yes!

I will call him 'Pat' for the purposes of this post.

Simply put Pat is a prime cunt. He has THE worst breath on this planet and is a 'Personal Space Invader'. This is combined with his need to come to my desk to talk about the most trivial things at work, things he could Instant Message or email me about. Although saying that sometimes when he does email I swear I can smell his breath in the email. If it was just his repulsive vomit inducing breath it would be bad enough but this guy is thick, I mean really thick, like so thick I have to explain to him how to do his job when I don't actually know myself but am using common sense. This guy is so fucking dumb I set up a work ticket for him to create an email group that had everyone in it apart from him so we could talk without his inane comments and he never asked why.

He also looks and talks like Johnny Vegas but obviously more wretched.

He once stood at my desk invading my personal space and breathing on me for an hour talking about the relative merits of Windows XP, Vista and 7. I don't even use a PC, I use a Mac. I did tell him this 10 minutes in.

So anyway I painted his iPhone white with tippex on Friday and now he has made a complaint. He did say he liked the white iPhones I have witnesses.

If I had to describe his breath it would probably be a mixture of stale coffee, horse shit and nob cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one a director, I ignore him mostly as he's full of himself, he tends to leave me well alone now a days though

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Lie on my couch Primate...

Describe to me your first taste of nob cheese and how it remains forever vivid in your memory...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes!

I will call him 'Pat' for the purposes of this post.

Simply put Pat is a prime cunt. He has THE worst breath on this planet and is a 'Personal Space Invader'. This is combined with his need to come to my desk to talk about the most trivial things at work, things he could Instant Message or email me about. Although saying that sometimes when he does email I swear I can smell his breath in the email. If it was just his repulsive vomit inducing breath it would be bad enough but this guy is thick, I mean really thick, like so thick I have to explain to him how to do his job when I don't actually know myself but am using common sense. This guy is so fucking dumb I set up a work ticket for him to create an email group that had everyone in it apart from him so we could talk without his inane comments and he never asked why.

He also looks and talks like Johnny Vegas but obviously more wretched.

He once stood at my desk invading my personal space and breathing on me for an hour talking about the relative merits of Windows XP, Vista and 7. I don't even use a PC, I use a Mac. I did tell him this 10 minutes in.

So anyway I painted his iPhone white with tippex on Friday and now he has made a complaint. He did say he liked the white iPhones I have witnesses.

If I had to describe his breath it would probably be a mixture of stale coffee, horse shit and nob cheese."

but him mum loves him

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Work with someone that gets on your nerves because I sure do..... "

No. If you are irritated to the point of it affecting your work it does speak volumes about you ....

Oh ... yes.... a woman who whistles. I could kill her - literally - she's okay the whistle is like a signal to pavlovs dog .. the word 'Rosebud' comes to mind. I could rip her limb from limb..... tear her tongue from her throat with my own teeth and ram it up her........

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

bluddy hell funky... bring ur own gasmask m8.... hehehe

Wolf

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"but his mum loves him"

No she doesn't! It was her idea to paint his iPhone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but his mum loves him

No she doesn't! It was her idea to paint his iPhone! "

I also work with a space invader who clearly has dog shit on toast for breakfast!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"but his mum loves him

No she doesn't! It was her idea to paint his iPhone!

I also work with a space invader who clearly has dog shit on toast for breakfast! "

There should be some sort of national database for them. Or an iPhone app that uses GPS to avoid them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but his mum loves him

No she doesn't! It was her idea to paint his iPhone!

I also work with a space invader who clearly has dog shit on toast for breakfast!

There should be some sort of national database for them. Or an iPhone app that uses GPS to

avoid them."

Lol I just use my nose to be honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My other colleague who gives Pat a lift every night says his car has started to smell of Pat even when Pat isn't in. Minging.

He's getting rid of the car at the weekend.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Tbh and maybe this comes with age and experience (yawn but... I actually tend to work things out with colleagues, through open and honest conversations. I dont like conflict, I hate bitching and backbiting so I d rather have something out with a colleague and in my experience it may not be the answer to every problem but invariably it has improved relationships with those that previously got on my nerves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes!

I will call him 'Pat' for the purposes of this post.

Simply put Pat is a prime cunt. He has THE worst breath on this planet and is a 'Personal Space Invader'. This is combined with his need to come to my desk to talk about the most trivial things at work, things he could Instant Message or email me about. Although saying that sometimes when he does email I swear I can smell his breath in the email. If it was just his repulsive vomit inducing breath it would be bad enough but this guy is thick, I mean really thick, like so thick I have to explain to him how to do his job when I don't actually know myself but am using common sense. This guy is so fucking dumb I set up a work ticket for him to create an email group that had everyone in it apart from him so we could talk without his inane comments and he never asked why.

He also looks and talks like Johnny Vegas but obviously more wretched.

He once stood at my desk invading my personal space and breathing on me for an hour talking about the relative merits of Windows XP, Vista and 7. I don't even use a PC, I use a Mac. I did tell him this 10 minutes in.

So anyway I painted his iPhone white with tippex on Friday and now he has made a complaint. He did say he liked the white iPhones I have witnesses.

If I had to describe his breath it would probably be a mixture of stale coffee, horse shit and nob cheese."

So why not grow a pair of balls and tell him to fuck off out of your space....instead of pulling a childish stunt??

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