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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

BBC news:

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.

After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.

Mr Smith had to call the fire brigade for help...

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Oops 1st DATE disater doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that certainly broke the ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read a similar story in a comedic romance novel once. She went upstairs to use the bathroom, her shit wouldn't flush, so she tossed it out the window. But instead of landing in the garden, it landed on the glass conservatory roof, under which her host (and his mother and her friend) were having tea and waiting for her return.

How common a problem can this really be?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's face it she had a shit date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awkward!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a Fab fetish sub-set!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard of doing a pooh on a glass coffee table with some one underneath it watching, I also knew a girl who would shit in unattended handbags at parties.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Always have a number 2 at home before going on any dates.

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

hahaha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's seen her since then you know.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I read a similar story in a comedic romance novel once. She went upstairs to use the bathroom, her shit wouldn't flush, so she tossed it out the window. But instead of landing in the garden, it landed on the glass conservatory roof, under which her host (and his mother and her friend) were having tea and waiting for her return.

How common a problem can this really be?! "

Lol similar sort of situation happened at a school leavers house party I went to with friends when we were all 16. Too much alcohol and teenagers don't mix well, someone threw up out of one of the bedroom windows upstairs but the sick went all over the glass conservatory roof! Not a nice cleaning job for that kids parents the next day, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a similar story in a comedic romance novel once. She went upstairs to use the bathroom, her shit wouldn't flush, so she tossed it out the window. But instead of landing in the garden, it landed on the glass conservatory roof, under which her host (and his mother and her friend) were having tea and waiting for her return.

How common a problem can this really be?! "

"Read it in a novel". Sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BBC news:

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.

After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.

Mr Smith had to call the fire brigade for help...

"

I saw that story earlier tonight. What a twat for taking a pic of her stuck and telling the papers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a similar story in a comedic romance novel once. She went upstairs to use the bathroom, her shit wouldn't flush, so she tossed it out the window. But instead of landing in the garden, it landed on the glass conservatory roof, under which her host (and his mother and her friend) were having tea and waiting for her return.

How common a problem can this really be?!

"Read it in a novel". Sure. "

Oh, whatever. They still asked for a second meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a similar story in a comedic romance novel once. She went upstairs to use the bathroom, her shit wouldn't flush, so she tossed it out the window. But instead of landing in the garden, it landed on the glass conservatory roof, under which her host (and his mother and her friend) were having tea and waiting for her return.

How common a problem can this really be?!

"Read it in a novel". Sure.

Oh, whatever. They still asked for a second meet. "

I've never had a second meet. Gonna try this, thanks.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Let's face it she had a shit date. "

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By *rist_acheMan
over a year ago

Burnley

He should 'dump' her

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I hope they get married, have kids and tell their grandkids about how they met. Makes you proud to be British

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Absolutely howling at this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be Bristol, it makes sense

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