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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm thinking of ditching the Dominatrix bitch now I have a male profile...but!

Will the fecker want half my assets if I do?

Your thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on which half they want really?

Tell her no and see how she likes it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends on which half they want really?

Tell her no and see how she likes it "

Aw feck me...I'll have to have a shave to tell her

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Don't do it!

Just keep her in a box and get her out for special occasions

That what I do with my other half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean your going to discharge the only part of your miserable existence capable of distracting you from hell of living on Teesside......

Sheeesh some people are never happy....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You mean your going to discharge the only part of your miserable existence capable of distracting you from hell of living on Teesside......

Sheeesh some people are never happy....

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Well part of the settlement will be,me keeping the knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean your going to discharge the only part of your miserable existence capable of distracting you from hell of living on Teesside......

Sheeesh some people are never happy....

Well part of the settlement will be,me keeping the knickers"

According to rumour that's only one pair of well worn Marks and Spencer Nana knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats your male profile so i can i have a per....nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You mean your going to discharge the only part of your miserable existence capable of distracting you from hell of living on Teesside......

Sheeesh some people are never happy....

Well part of the settlement will be,me keeping the knickers

According to rumour that's only one pair of well worn Marks and Spencer Nana knickers "

Nah you've always been jealous since you new I had a size 8 shoe....but don't worry I'll let you have that old M & S pair of knickers....put them away for you in anticipation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whats your male profile so i can i have a per....nose "

Still being built

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I am sure you both have gender sensitive solicitors who will want you both to go to court each represented by a barrister and their junior. If one of you can't make it there will have to be further hearings. Fees will be about 150% of your combined assets but at least you will be able to thank the British legal system for resolving your position(s).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am sure you both have gender sensitive solicitors who will want you both to go to court each represented by a barrister and their junior. If one of you can't make it there will have to be further hearings. Fees will be about 150% of your combined assets but at least you will be able to thank the British legal system for resolving your position(s)."

Oh thanks for that you cheerful fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sure you both have gender sensitive solicitors who will want you both to go to court each represented by a barrister and their junior. If one of you can't make it there will have to be further hearings. Fees will be about 150% of your combined assets but at least you will be able to thank the British legal system for resolving your position(s).

Oh thanks for that you cheerful fucker "

Haha... best thing I've read tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what makes you happy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking of ditching the Dominatrix bitch now I have a male profile...but!

Will the fecker want half my assets if I do?

Your thoughts"

What male profile?

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"I'm thinking of ditching the Dominatrix bitch now I have a male profile...but!

Will the fecker want half my assets if I do?

Your thoughts

What male profile?"

Seconded. I am curious too!

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