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By *r and miss sex OP   Couple
over a year ago

antrim

My wife has thi sfantasey about sleeping with a midget, not my cup of tea but if its what she wants then i wouldnt mind her having that experience but i havent the 1st clue how to go about contacting one.

Anyone know where i would start to find one that is into swinging.

She even loves her midget porn and i must say , most of tehm put me to shame with teh size of their cocks

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Dont you know Soapy then? lol

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By *r and miss sex OP   Couple
over a year ago

antrim


"Dont you know Soapy then? lol "

?

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont you know Soapy then? lol "

And talking of Midget Gems.... Ya gorra luv the green ones...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My wife has thi sfantasey about sleeping with a midget, not my cup of tea but if its what she wants then i wouldnt mind her having that experience but i havent the 1st clue how to go about contacting one.

Anyone know where i would start to find one that is into swinging.

She even loves her midget porn and i must say , most of tehm put me to shame with teh size of their cocks "
Im sure there would be sites specialising in that kinda thing if you are google friendly , good luck xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont you know Soapy then? lol

?"

Soapy is one of the bestest swingers in this nuthouse.... One man and his bath...(and bint)

At 5' 2" he still sees eye to eye with most....;-)

Hand on heart, I have just googled: Meeting midgets.

Try the second listing....;-)

Good hunting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps the circus? Has to be one or two that are good on the trapeze

Seriously though, I'm not sure 'midget' is P.C. these days...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps the circus? Has to be one or two that are good on the trapeze

Seriously though, I'm not sure 'midget' is P.C. these days..."

And suggesting they are in a circus is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps the circus? Has to be one or two that are good on the trapeze

Seriously though, I'm not sure 'midget' is P.C. these days...

And suggesting they are in a circus is? "

Hey, I'm not looking to meet any!

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By *ara_and_MJCouple
over a year ago

rochdale


"My wife has thi sfantasey about sleeping with a midget, not my cup of tea but if its what she wants then i wouldnt mind her having that experience but i havent the 1st clue how to go about contacting one.

Anyone know where i would start to find one that is into swinging.

She even loves her midget porn and i must say , most of tehm put me to shame with teh size of their cocks "

This is actually no laughing matter. Dwarfism is a serious condition and we must remember that statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.....

(Sara, 5'2" )

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

a person of small stature? then you're looking for men under 4 foot eleven to be exact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a look for you but came up short sorry

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

how low can you get?

maybe get a meet for a short break

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

Dyslexic dwarves? They're not big and they're not clever.

..sorry, I couldn't resist

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"My wife has thi sfantasey about sleeping with a midget, not my cup of tea but if its what she wants then i wouldnt mind her having that experience but i havent the 1st clue how to go about contacting one.

Anyone know where i would start to find one that is into swinging.

She even loves her midget porn and i must say , most of tehm put me to shame with teh size of their cocks

This is actually no laughing matter. Dwarfism is a serious condition and we must remember that statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.....

(Sara, 5'2" )"

I'm sure Happy would love it if they started to "Feel Happy and Snow White got involved".

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"My wife has thi sfantasey about sleeping with a midget, not my cup of tea but if its what she wants then i wouldnt mind her having that experience but i havent the 1st clue how to go about contacting one.

Anyone know where i would start to find one that is into swinging.

She even loves her midget porn and i must say , most of tehm put me to shame with teh size of their cocks

This is actually no laughing matter. Dwarfism is a serious condition and we must remember that statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.....

(Sara, 5'2" )"

Lies , Lies and damn statistics....... fact is - 17% of dwarves ARE Happy and that's a large part of the dwarf population !

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I used to know a lovely lady who was about 3' 6", fancied her a bit although nothing happened.

Anyway, dwarfism is rare, swingers are rare, dwarf swingers are therefore rare squared!

So your lady may have to settle for Soapy...put 6 inch heels on her and the effect will be similar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont you know Soapy then? lol "

Pimping midgets is illegal xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get very uneasy when people mention midget porn as to me they just look like kids. I have never seen midget porn and never want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I have a friend whose a dwarf huge personality great guy and the girls love him he can get away with murder. Perfect height he comes up to my tits. Last week he was snogging the face off barmaid at my local.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I get very uneasy when people mention midget porn as to me they just look like kids. I have never seen midget porn and never want to."

Don't worry. Most us can percieve the difference between a small adult and a growing child.

Dwarves look and act like adults in every other respect than height.

They are adults.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get very uneasy when people mention midget porn as to me they just look like kids. I have never seen midget porn and never want to."

As a child out with my mother I saw a couple of kids in front and ran up to play with them. When they turned round they looked so "wrong" they scared me. They weren't life at all but midgets/dwarves.

This happened over 45 years ago and they frighten me still. A few years back Zippo's circus came to town. The clowns were handing out fliers on Rye Lane, one was a dwarf. I nearly got run over trying to avoid him.

I jumped on a number 78 bus and sat there hyperventulating watching him, scared he'd get on the bus.

I'm not so bad now...kinda...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As most of the Scottish swingers know, my irrational fear of midget / little ppl / dwarf is completely out of control, cant even look at them without beaking out in sweats and hyperventalating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As most of the Scottish swingers know, my irrational fear of midget / little ppl / dwarf is completely out of control, cant even look at them without beaking out in sweats and hyperventalating"

Nice to know I'm not the only one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I right in that anyone under 4'6 is classed as a little person? I cant say dwarf... always puts me in mind of a beard you could lose a badger in, a big axe and chainmail underwear.... and thats just the women lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As most of the Scottish swingers know, my irrational fear of midget / little ppl / dwarf is completely out of control, cant even look at them without beaking out in sweats and hyperventalating

Nice to know I'm not the only one! "

And you on me friends list an all xx

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"I get very uneasy when people mention midget porn as to me they just look like kids. I have never seen midget porn and never want to."

Sorry guy... I think that says more about you than it does about anyone else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get very uneasy when people mention midget porn as to me they just look like kids. I have never seen midget porn and never want to.

Sorry guy... I think that says more about you than it does about anyone else! "

Kinda what I was thinking lol

Remember seeing an interview on sexcetera or some similar program of Bridget the Midget... Seemed a really nice girl who got into it to show people that little people were people too... that and for lots of sex lol

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By *r and miss sex OP   Couple
over a year ago

antrim


"I get very uneasy when people mention midget porn as to me they just look like kids. I have never seen midget porn and never want to."

Midget porn has sweet fa to do with kids. I cant see how you even came up with this comment. Any midget my wife would like to be with would be adults ,prob 30+ so how dare you even say its something to do with kids

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

well said....another case of people jumping to a perverse conclusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well said....another case of people jumping to a perverse conclusion "

A perverse conclusion? And I suppose a discussion involving sex with midgets isn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As most of the Scottish swingers know, my irrational fear of midget / little ppl / dwarf is completely out of control, cant even look at them without beaking out in sweats and hyperventalating

Nice to know I'm not the only one!

And you on me friends list an all xx"

Its fine just dont scare me on a bus and i wont drop kick you and run off the moving bus screaming

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"well said....another case of people jumping to a perverse conclusion

A perverse conclusion? And I suppose a discussion involving sex with midgets isn't? "

Don't knock it until you have tried it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well said....another case of people jumping to a perverse conclusion

A perverse conclusion? And I suppose a discussion involving sex with midgets isn't?

Don't knock it until you have tried it.

"

Well I'm knocking and I'm not trying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As most of the Scottish swingers know, my irrational fear of midget / little ppl / dwarf is completely out of control, cant even look at them without beaking out in sweats and hyperventalating

Nice to know I'm not the only one! "

No, there are at least 3 of us! It is a recognised phobia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well said....another case of people jumping to a perverse conclusion

A perverse conclusion? And I suppose a discussion involving sex with midgets isn't? "

Why is sex with little people perverse?

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