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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex

What on fab makes you cringe ?

I find myself cringing at so many things ... whether it's status updates , pics or even someone trying too hard to impress

I can't help it I want to help lol

Like getting a message that you know if sent to others they won't get anywhere other than the block list lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cringy flirting. Sometimes it's that bad it's good

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"The cringy flirting. Sometimes it's that bad it's good"

lol cheesy chat up lines ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verifications are often cringeworthy, "Treat her with respect" being up there with the best! Why on earth would you treat someone you meet with anything else but respect? Also "looking forward to round 2" gets mentioned a lot which is equally cringeworthy in my eyes

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Verifications are often cringeworthy, "Treat her with respect" being up there with the best! Why on earth would you treat someone you meet with anything else but respect? Also "looking forward to round 2" gets mentioned a lot which is equally cringeworthy in my eyes "

Yes I've never understood the respect one ? That's paramount surely ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really shitty status' that use stupidly cheesy play on words. Verifications that are written like an opening chapter of a crap romantic novel

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Really shitty status' that use stupidly cheesy play on words. Verifications that are written like an opening chapter of a crap romantic novel "

Mills and boon ?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"What on fab makes you cringe ?

I find myself cringing at so many things ... whether it's status updates , pics or even someone trying too hard to impress

I can't help it I want to help lol

Like getting a message that you know if sent to others they won't get anywhere other than the block list lol

"

Status's. White knights who stick their head so far up a woman's ass she's now a hat and sometimes opinions.

Lowest on the list is people's pics.

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"What on fab makes you cringe ?

I find myself cringing at so many things ... whether it's status updates , pics or even someone trying too hard to impress

I can't help it I want to help lol

Like getting a message that you know if sent to others they won't get anywhere other than the block list lol

Status's. White knights who stick their head so far up a woman's ass she's now a hat and sometimes opinions.

Lowest on the list is people's pics."

Pmsl I've not seen any status white nights lol I will be looking now

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

People almost trying to stamp down their authority over people they are friends with.

"Fwends"

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"People almost trying to stamp down their authority over people they are friends with.

"Fwends""

Tell me more ? I'm being exceptionally thick today lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I can't help but cringe when after reading a nice message and seeing the guy is local enough and tall I look at his pics to see the hairiest bollicks ever......

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"I can't help but cringe when after reading a nice message and seeing the guy is local enough and tall I look at his pics to see the hairiest bollicks ever......"

Yep you just made me spit my coffee out haha excellent !

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"People almost trying to stamp down their authority over people they are friends with.

"Fwends"

Tell me more ? I'm being exceptionally thick today lol "

When they comment on people's posts almost in an desperate attempt at a display of friendship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing makes me cringe. Anyone can do what pleases them most on here.

The nearest things that make me cringe is people who think they have power of me, the poor souls. And when I think someone likes me and I find out they don't. I cringe at myself for ever giving them any of my time.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"What on fab makes you cringe ?

I find myself cringing at so many things ... whether it's status updates , pics or even someone trying too hard to impress

I can't help it I want to help lol

Like getting a message that you know if sent to others they won't get anywhere other than the block list lol

"

The sycophants on here really make us want to vom.

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"People almost trying to stamp down their authority over people they are friends with.

"Fwends"

Tell me more ? I'm being exceptionally thick today lol

When they comment on people's posts almost in an desperate attempt at a display of friendship. "

Aha I know exactly what you mean ... high five to that (without sounding 'fwends' like) haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baggy bum holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Verifications are often cringeworthy, "Treat her with respect" being up there with the best! Why on earth would you treat someone you meet with anything else but respect? Also "looking forward to round 2" gets mentioned a lot which is equally cringeworthy in my eyes "
yes that all makes me cringe too.

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By *assy but classyWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own!

Derogatory / negative status updates .... don't really make me cringe, just makes me wonder 'why'. Each to their own I guess, we are all entitled to run our profiles in a way that works for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When guys / girls who start threads make it clear and obvious where their intent was when starting a thread (actually nothing to do with this one).

They'll only answer to 2 or three that take the guys fancy. It's not cringeworthy, but I wish they said something in the opening line, I've spent time putting a reply in the hope for some conversation in a social forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of respect, desperation and rudeness. I also get baffled when I see someone has more than 1 single profile

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By *assy but classyWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own!


"Lack of respect, desperation and rudeness. I also get baffled when I see someone has more than 1 single profile"

Totally agree!

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"When guys / girls who start threads make it clear and obvious where their intent was when starting a thread (actually nothing to do with this one).

They'll only answer to 2 or three that take the guys fancy. It's not cringeworthy, but I wish they said something in the opening line, I've spent time putting a reply in the hope for some conversation in a social forum. "

The whole point of starting a thread is to get the input to reply to isn't it ? I like the reply right back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When guys / girls who start threads make it clear and obvious where their intent was when starting a thread (actually nothing to do with this one).

They'll only answer to 2 or three that take the guys fancy. It's not cringeworthy, but I wish they said something in the opening line, I've spent time putting a reply in the hope for some conversation in a social forum.

The whole point of starting a thread is to get the input to reply to isn't it ? I like the reply right back "

Not everyone, but it's clear when it's the case. Thankfully this forum is active enough for another thread to pop up. With a more interesting question than, 'ladies, do you enjoy orgasms?' . Oh yes, those questions make me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spelling! When someone can't even be bothered to spell check what they have sent us, if you can't put the effort into writing a coherent message then why should we reply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Derogatory / negative status updates .... don't really make me cringe, just makes me wonder 'why'. Each to their own I guess, we are all entitled to run our profiles in a way that works for us "

Haha....without being judged by the fab police lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People almost trying to stamp down their authority over people they are friends with.

"Fwends"

Tell me more ? I'm being exceptionally thick today lol

When they comment on people's posts almost in an desperate attempt at a display of friendship. "

Aww don't you like it? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bite...unless you want me too! Has me cringing everytime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing makes me cringe. Anyone can do what pleases them most on here.

The nearest things that make me cringe is people who think they have power of me, the poor souls. And when I think someone likes me and I find out they don't. I cringe at myself for ever giving them any of my time.

"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice face, nice tits but the room's a fucking mess. Tidy up woman then try to be sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People almost trying to stamp down their authority over people they are friends with.

"Fwends"

Tell me more ? I'm being exceptionally thick today lol "

You know, all those women peachy knows who come over all matey mates with her on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing that really makes me cringe constantly are pics of semen. I have to scroll past very, very fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice face, nice tits but the room's a fucking mess. Tidy up woman then try to be sexy "

So true.....love having a zoom at the background lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People almost trying to stamp down their authority over people they are friends with.

"Fwends"

Tell me more ? I'm being exceptionally thick today lol

When they comment on people's posts almost in an desperate attempt at a display of friendship.

Aww don't you like it? xxx"

No. She doesn't.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"What on fab makes you cringe ?

I find myself cringing at so many things ... whether it's status updates , pics or even someone trying too hard to impress

I can't help it I want to help lol

Like getting a message that you know if sent to others they won't get anywhere other than the block list lol

Status's. White knights who stick their head so far up a woman's ass she's now a hat and sometimes opinions.

Lowest on the list is people's pics.

Pmsl I've not seen any status white nights lol I will be looking now "

Haha I think you've misread my reply. 'Status. White Knights' - seperate things.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"People almost trying to stamp down their authority over people they are friends with.

"Fwends"

Tell me more ? I'm being exceptionally thick today lol

When they comment on people's posts almost in an desperate attempt at a display of friendship.

Aww don't you like it? xxx

No. She doesn't. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing that really makes me cringe constantly are pics of semen. I have to scroll past very, very fast.

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex

Accounts that close and reopen and close and reopen with the 'I'm back' all the time

Who gives a fuck lol

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

When somebody says something so unbelievably stupid it leaves you speechless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A single man who has a profile picture of his cock going in a female's pussy arse or mouth. People are looking to meet him not his previous meets.

Cum shots and cum on pussy shots.Everyone to their own but it wouldn't get them a meet with me. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When somebody says something so unbelievably stupid it leaves you speechless "

Oops sorry, that's probably me XXX

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Accounts that close and reopen and close and reopen with the 'I'm back' all the time

Who gives a fuck lol "

One day it's 'thinking of leaving' next 'this place is shit' 3rd day 'wonder what I can get up to' 4th day 'thanks babe you know who you are' 5th day it sounds like a Craig David song

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"When somebody says something so unbelievably stupid it leaves you speechless

Oops sorry, that's probably me XXX"

Nah never

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"When somebody says something so unbelievably stupid it leaves you speechless

Oops sorry, that's probably me XXX"

Haha yep I was gonna say that too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over photoshopped pics when you have seen what someone looks like in the flesh

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"When somebody says something so unbelievably stupid it leaves you speechless

Oops sorry, that's probably me XXX

Haha yep I was gonna say that too x "

Nope

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By *igger101ukMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Txt spk m8.

Hun babe etc.

Already fantastic sexlife

There may be more but thats more than enough to be going on with.

On a more serious note is it just me being an old fart or does the sight of 19 and 20 year olds not make you a tiny bit sad?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I can't help but cringe when after reading a nice message and seeing the guy is local enough and tall I look at his pics to see the hairiest bollicks ever......

Yep you just made me spit my coffee out haha excellent ! "

I just joined you in the spitting!

No to fuzzy jungles!

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Uh oh seems I do a few of these things I'd best revalue

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex

People that actually write on their profiles 'Chem friendly'

Wtf ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice face, nice tits but the room's a fucking mess. Tidy up woman then try to be sexy "

totally agree

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By *assy but classyWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own!


"People that actually write on their profiles 'Chem friendly'

Wtf ??? "

I've seen that and plenty that are 420 friendly but I believe people all have choices and what works for one doesn't necessarily work for the next one!

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"People that actually write on their profiles 'Chem friendly'

Wtf ??? "

Maybe they like being doused with preservative

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

When some is derogatory to someone else just because they have a clash of opinions and it turns a nice thread in a childish name calling session

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"People that actually write on their profiles 'Chem friendly'

Wtf ???

Maybe they like being doused with preservative "

Haha there are a few I've seen in the past that a dousing of Dettol would suit more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that actually write on their profiles 'Chem friendly'

Wtf ???

Maybe they like being doused with preservative

Haha there are a few I've seen in the past that a dousing of Dettol would suit more "

So true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that actually write on their profiles 'Chem friendly'

Wtf ???

I've seen that and plenty that are 420 friendly but I believe people all have choices and what works for one doesn't necessarily work for the next one! "

And some who clearly take but judge overs for doing so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people start of a forum thread with a cringeworthy flirty comment about someone else in the hope they may see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at me" threads that are trying so hard not to be "look at me" threads but blatantly are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people start of a forum thread with a cringeworthy flirty comment about someone else in the hope they may see "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Look at me" threads that are trying so hard not to be "look at me" threads but blatantly are. "

I hate those so much I uploaded a profile pic about that very thing, check it out in my images

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


""Look at me" threads that are trying so hard not to be "look at me" threads but blatantly are. "

Hell yeah !

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan
over a year ago

merseyside


"Verifications are often cringeworthy, "Treat her with respect" being up there with the best! Why on earth would you treat someone you meet with anything else but respect? Also "looking forward to round 2" gets mentioned a lot which is equally cringeworthy in my eyes

Yes I've never understood the respect one ? That's paramount surely ? "

what annoys me is people with the name sexy an you look at there pics an there just awful also hanging pussy pics isn't a great look major put off for

Me that .your pics look hot though I must say wow your stunning !

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Constant reloading of photos are a bit . I don't get it and find it a bit odd. Constant requests for fabs make me feel a bit embarrassed about the need for attention and validation. I don't know if they make me cringe but I don't really cringe and that's the closest to that sort of feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Look at me" threads that are trying so hard not to be "look at me" threads but blatantly are. "

I'm now doing 'look at them' threads. I need to rethink my reasons for being here. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit status updates, you know the kind of crap that says "don't know why I bother" or "closing my account on Thursday"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verifications.

I've yet to read one where I haven't cringed just a little bit!

Even my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Constant reloading of photos are a bit . I don't get it and find it a bit odd. Constant requests for fabs make me feel a bit embarrassed about the need for attention and validation. I don't know if they make me cringe but I don't really cringe and that's the closest to that sort of feeling. "

I reload profile pics because of constant threads bum day/torso other themes. Maybe that's why.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Those threads that are started because they are butt hurt that they can't message someone because of age range, not meeting single guys, smokers etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit status updates, you know the kind of crap that says "don't know why I bother" or "closing my account on Thursday""

Everyone will now read yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's making me cringe at the moment are those who make sly little digs at people on the forum.

Grow up and tell whoever you have an issue with and sort it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Constant reloading of photos are a bit . I don't get it and find it a bit odd. Constant requests for fabs make me feel a bit embarrassed about the need for attention and validation. I don't know if they make me cringe but I don't really cringe and that's the closest to that sort of feeling.

I reload profile pics because of constant threads bum day/torso other themes. Maybe that's why.

"

Uploading the same pics on a weekly basis

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Constant reloading of photos are a bit . I don't get it and find it a bit odd. Constant requests for fabs make me feel a bit embarrassed about the need for attention and validation. I don't know if they make me cringe but I don't really cringe and that's the closest to that sort of feeling.

I reload profile pics because of constant threads bum day/torso other themes. Maybe that's why.

"

You can hide them... and then not hide them - no uploading needed.

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around


"Over photoshopped pics when you have seen what someone looks like in the flesh "

This don't make me cringe more an omg ..

but I do cringe when I read a profile of someone Ive seen / met out and realise how fake and false all the information is and how far removed in looks, personality and how the profile tries to convince you they are Something they are not..

Fortunately that's far and few between but I still Go...

? Please !! are you for real ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same person messaging you day in and day out, for the last two weeks, despite you telling them, everyday, that they're too far away (150+ miles)

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"What's making me cringe at the moment are those who make sly little digs at people on the forum.

Grow up and tell whoever you have an issue with and sort it out. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure about cringe,but when people ask for fabs on a pic or for help to get onto the top pics page I definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The same person messaging you day in and day out, for the last two weeks, despite you telling them, everyday, that they're too far away (150+ miles) "

Sorry dude but it's just beard envy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Constant reloading of photos are a bit . I don't get it and find it a bit odd. Constant requests for fabs make me feel a bit embarrassed about the need for attention and validation. I don't know if they make me cringe but I don't really cringe and that's the closest to that sort of feeling.

I reload profile pics because of constant threads bum day/torso other themes. Maybe that's why.

You can hide them... and then not hide them - no uploading needed. "

Oh I thought that's what you meant or that's how it was shown when I put a pic on public again. I'm still learning what it all does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit status updates, you know the kind of crap that says "don't know why I bother" or "closing my account on Thursday"

Everyone will now read yours. "

It says I'm staying in bed. Only because I just couldn't be arsed to get up today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When somebody says something so unbelievably stupid it leaves you speechless

Oops sorry, that's probably me XXX

Nah never "

I say really stupid things in the real world! lol xxx

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Shit status updates, you know the kind of crap that says "don't know why I bother" or "closing my account on Thursday"

Everyone will now read yours.

It says I'm staying in bed. Only because I just couldn't be arsed to get up today! "

Lucky you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spelling! When someone can't even be bothered to spell check what they have sent us, if you can't put the effort into writing a coherent message then why should we reply? "

^^This!! 100%

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By *shpred1Man
over a year ago

Romford


"I can't help but cringe when after reading a nice message and seeing the guy is local enough and tall I look at his pics to see the hairiest bollicks ever......

Yep you just made me spit my coffee out haha excellent ! "

Hahaha snap! That made me chuckle.

Guys having an intensely rigid boner as a profile pic annoys me a bit. The logic or lack of logic behind it rather than the photo itself is what annoys me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verifications that give TMI... surely to hell no one needs to know that you were balls deep in her ear while you played with lego and made a mess all over the dogs blanket In mass details?

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around

That make me the most cringeworthy on while site..

ff touchscreen, predictive text and dyslexica DONT make me ctwp in the sack

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around


"That make me the most cringeworthy on while site..

ff touchscreen, predictive text and dyslexica DONT make me ctwp in the sack "

sod it in leaving the rypi to prove a point lol x

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Spelling! When someone can't even be bothered to spell check what they have sent us, if you can't put the effort into writing a coherent message then why should we reply?

^^This!! 100% "

Maybe it's those chem friendly ones again pmsl

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around

give in lol x

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around


"Verifications that give TMI... surely to hell no one needs to know that you were balls deep in her ear while you played with lego and made a mess all over the dogs blanket In mass details?

"

Jesus your fun on a meet...

I've being looking for s man to fulfil my Lego fantasy

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex

Men that puff their chests out before they come to talk or look at their arms to make sure the biceps are looking their best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men that puff their chests out before they come to talk or look at their arms to make sure the biceps are looking their best "

Ha....known a few of them in the past

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Men that puff their chests out before they come to talk or look at their arms to make sure the biceps are looking their best

Ha....known a few of them in the past "

Exactly where it is then ... your past

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan
over a year ago

merseyside


"Men that puff their chests out before they come to talk or look at their arms to make sure the biceps are looking their best

Ha....known a few of them in the past "

this is a good one lots of posers in my gym which isn't good haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The photo verified fails where you see a naked body (no face) with a sign holding the username and you know the photo has been rejected, the profile isn't photo verified but the profile still uses it as a public photo. Clear sign of a half effort

(Yes I know I'm not photo verified but don't want to be either)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men that puff their chests out before they come to talk or look at their arms to make sure the biceps are looking their best

Ha....known a few of them in the past

Exactly where it is then ... your past "

Onwards and upgrade

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"The photo verified fails where you see a naked body (no face) with a sign holding the username and you know the photo has been rejected, the profile isn't photo verified but the profile still uses it as a public photo. Clear sign of a half effort

(Yes I know I'm not photo verified but don't want to be either) "

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Couple profiles where they assert they are "very much in love" or something similar. Always seems like they are protesting too much. . Or perhaps "we are normal people who can form proper relationships and not like all you sad types on here"

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"Men that puff their chests out before they come to talk or look at their arms to make sure the biceps are looking their best "

Can I breathe out now please, this is killing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing threads and comments where people are blowing smoke up their own arse. Makes me think, shit that's what I must look like when I do it but it's one of those things where it doesn't feel so bad when you're doing it yourself. Clearly it is cos it makes me cringe when I see other people doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men that puff their chests out before they come to talk or look at their arms to make sure the biceps are looking their best

Can I breathe out now please, this is killing me "

No....walk past again I missed it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Seeing threads and comments where people are blowing smoke up their own arse. Makes me think, shit that's what I must look like when I do it but it's one of those things where it doesn't feel so bad when you're doing it yourself. Clearly it is cos it makes me cringe when I see other people doing it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Verifications that give TMI... surely to hell no one needs to know that you were balls deep in her ear while you played with lego and made a mess all over the dogs blanket In mass details?

Jesus your fun on a meet...

I've being looking for s man to fulfil my Lego fantasy "

Motu had me at lego.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Verifications that give TMI... surely to hell no one needs to know that you were balls deep in her ear while you played with lego and made a mess all over the dogs blanket In mass details?

Jesus your fun on a meet...

I've being looking for s man to fulfil my Lego fantasy "

Motu had me at lego.

*you had me....

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"Men that puff their chests out before they come to talk or look at their arms to make sure the biceps are looking their best

Ha....known a few of them in the past

Exactly where it is then ... your past

Onwards and upgrade "

Can you two please avoid each other posts. Thanks

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex

People that drive with the windows open and music blaring to get noticed ... just sat next to one at the traffic lights lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that drive with the windows open and music blaring to get noticed ... just sat next to one at the traffic lights lol "

People who forum and drive make me cringe

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"People that drive with the windows open and music blaring to get noticed ... just sat next to one at the traffic lights lol

People who forum and drive make me cringe "

Haha I'm at home now lol

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around


"Verifications that give TMI... surely to hell no one needs to know that you were balls deep in her ear while you played with lego and made a mess all over the dogs blanket In mass details?

Jesus your fun on a meet...

I've being looking for s man to fulfil my Lego fantasy

Motu had me at lego.

*you had me.... "

Haha but you see my typos are catching... you are coming to the darkside ... step on board... enjoy the ride ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that drive with the windows open and music blaring to get noticed ... just sat next to one at the traffic lights lol

People who forum and drive make me cringe

Haha I'm at home now lol "

I would've accepted "I'm a passenger" also

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"Men that puff their chests out before they come to talk or look at their arms to make sure the biceps are looking their best

Can I breathe out now please, this is killing me

No....walk past again I missed it "

OMG I'm dying

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By *assy but classyWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own!

The title of this thread is 'what makes you cringe on fab'. I don't do cringing but some of the content within this thread is very cringeable! I'm off to a happy thread!

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"People that drive with the windows open and music blaring to get noticed ... just sat next to one at the traffic lights lol

People who forum and drive make me cringe

Haha I'm at home now lol

I would've accepted "I'm a passenger" also "

What can I say I'm a law abiding citizen Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The title of this thread is 'what makes you cringe on fab'. "

No it isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Accounts that close and reopen and close and reopen with the 'I'm back' all the time

Who gives a fuck lol

One day it's 'thinking of leaving' next 'this place is shit' 3rd day 'wonder what I can get up to' 4th day 'thanks babe you know who you are' 5th day it sounds like a Craig David song"

I saw her on a Monday,

Sent her a wink on a Tuesday,

we swapped pics on Wednesday,

Nowt on Thursday or Friday or Saturday,

Cry wanked all Sunday

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Accounts that close and reopen and close and reopen with the 'I'm back' all the time

Who gives a fuck lol

One day it's 'thinking of leaving' next 'this place is shit' 3rd day 'wonder what I can get up to' 4th day 'thanks babe you know who you are' 5th day it sounds like a Craig David song

I saw her on a Monday,

Sent her a wink on a Tuesday,

we swapped pics on Wednesday,

Nowt on Thursday or Friday or Saturday,

Cry wanked all Sunday "

Haha brilliant !

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By *oredShitlessxxxCouple
over a year ago

luton

Pictures of Chickens lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Young guys calling me honey or babe.x

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By *assy but classyWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own!


"The title of this thread is 'what makes you cringe on fab'.

No it isn't "

Oh smarty pants I may have got the words in the wring order but I'm sure you get my drift

X

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Young guys calling me honey or babe.x"

Or 'dear' that feels a little creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The title of this thread is 'what makes you cringe on fab'. I don't do cringing but some of the content within this thread is very cringeable! I'm off to a happy thread! "

I hope you did a giant hair flick when you said that...

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By *assy but classyWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own!


"The title of this thread is 'what makes you cringe on fab'. I don't do cringing but some of the content within this thread is very cringeable! I'm off to a happy thread!

I hope you did a giant hair flick when you said that... "

You know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Verifications that give TMI... surely to hell no one needs to know that you were balls deep in her ear while you played with lego and made a mess all over the dogs blanket In mass details?

Jesus your fun on a meet...

I've being looking for s man to fulfil my Lego fantasy

Motu had me at lego.

*you had me....

Haha but you see my typos are catching... you are coming to the darkside ... step on board... enjoy the ride ... "

I was there a long time before you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The title of this thread is 'what makes you cringe on fab'.

No it isn't

Oh smarty pants I may have got the words in the wring order but I'm sure you get my drift

X"

Of course, I'm just a pedantic ass

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex

A big cringe for me and I see this all the time swing or vanilla is people that don't wash their hands after going to the toilet !!

What's that about ??

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By *assy but classyWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own!


"The title of this thread is 'what makes you cringe on fab'.

No it isn't

Oh smarty pants I may have got the words in the wring order but I'm sure you get my drift

X

Of course, I'm just a pedantic ass "

And why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What on fab makes you cringe ?

I find myself cringing at so many things ... whether it's status updates , pics or even someone trying too hard to impress

I can't help it I want to help lol

Like getting a message that you know if sent to others they won't get anywhere other than the block list lol

"

to be honest to many to list... but for me it's the messages telling either Mr how lucky he is or to me how stunning I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People airing their issues in the forums, you got a problem with a person deal with it through messages rather than bitching and sniping on the forums

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"People airing their issues in the forums, you got a problem with a person deal with it through messages rather than bitching and sniping on the forums "

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"What on fab makes you cringe ?

I find myself cringing at so many things ... whether it's status updates , pics or even someone trying too hard to impress

I can't help it I want to help lol

Like getting a message that you know if sent to others they won't get anywhere other than the block list lol

to be honest to many to list... but for me it's the messages telling either Mr how lucky he is or to me how stunning I am. "

It would be nice sometimes for him if it was the other way wouldn't it ?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Most of the forum flirting.

Do you want to fuck or just tease?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile names like...... YoungNhung or Bigboy............. CRINGE even more CRINGEY when you look at there pics and their cocks no more than an average 6" (which is fine I'm not a size queen) just don't get why the need to publicly exaggerate

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Profile names like...... YoungNhung or Bigboy............. CRINGE even more CRINGEY when you look at there pics and their cocks no more than an average 6" (which is fine I'm not a size queen) just don't get why the need to publicly exaggerate "

Peacocking I guess

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Profile names like...... YoungNhung or Bigboy............. CRINGE even more CRINGEY when you look at there pics and their cocks no more than an average 6" (which is fine I'm not a size queen) just don't get why the need to publicly exaggerate

Peacocking I guess "

Cocksure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People flirting in forums, no shame

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.

What do you prefer a long thin cock or short fat cock ?

A tall ugly Man or short good looking Man ?

Usually the op starting the thread is the better option out of the two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing that makes me cringe most about Fab is the keyboard warriors that have forgotten what the site is about and seek nothing more than to try and humiliate fellow forumites for daring to have different opinions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People flirting in forums, no shame "

Oh hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profile names like...... YoungNhung or Bigboy............. CRINGE even more CRINGEY when you look at there pics and their cocks no more than an average 6" (which is fine I'm not a size queen) just don't get why the need to publicly exaggerate

Peacocking I guess

Cocksure "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profile names like...... YoungNhung or Bigboy............. CRINGE even more CRINGEY when you look at there pics and their cocks no more than an average 6" (which is fine I'm not a size queen) just don't get why the need to publicly exaggerate

Peacocking I guess "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What on fab makes you cringe ?

I find myself cringing at so many things ... whether it's status updates , pics or even someone trying too hard to impress

I can't help it I want to help lol

Like getting a message that you know if sent to others they won't get anywhere other than the block list lol

to be honest to many to list... but for me it's the messages telling either Mr how lucky he is or to me how stunning I am.

It would be nice sometimes for him if it was the other way wouldn't it ? "

I think he would find it equally as cringy x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

People who agree with someone regardless of the shit that they have said in the hopes of a shaaaaaaagg.

Annoying don't you agree?

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"People who agree with someone regardless of the shit that they have said in the hopes of a shaaaaaaagg.

Annoying don't you agree?

"

Oh I completely agree with you

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Wanders back into thread

Mentions socks

Wanders back out of thread again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status updates quoting bad messages received.

Emailing me everytime I have a new verification to indirectly let me know that you're watching.

Profile pic of.. a tit.

Bukake pics

Asking for a cock pic

Asking how big is your cock

Navel-gazing early twenty-somethings who try to play self - validating games with older men.

Saying "Boobies" in any context.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cut and paste veris..

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"cut and paste veris.."

I've seen cut and paste messages but not veris yet

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around


"Status updates quoting bad messages received.

Emailing me everytime I have a new verification to indirectly let me know that you're watching.

Profile pic of.. a tit.

Bukake pics

Asking for a cock pic

Asking how big is your cock

Navel-gazing early twenty-somethings who try to play self - validating games with older men.

Saying "Boobies" in any context. "

These are actually really funny so true and total cringe

Do females really ask you for cock pic s?? or us that open to all genders? lol x

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around


"Profile names like...... YoungNhung or Bigboy............. CRINGE even more CRINGEY when you look at there pics and their cocks no more than an average 6" (which is fine I'm not a size queen) just don't get why the need to publicly exaggerate

Peacocking I guess

"

These are same dudes that change their profile names straight after attending an event or social and really how totally bad they are when its called out or stuck on a name badge0) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people (usually guys) put statuses up directed at women or couples who have blocked single guys. Something along the lines of "xxx message me"

A x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Status updates quoting bad messages received.

Emailing me everytime I have a new verification to indirectly let me know that you're watching.

Profile pic of.. a tit.

Bukake pics

Asking for a cock pic

Asking how big is your cock

Navel-gazing early twenty-somethings who try to play self - validating games with older men.

Saying "Boobies" in any context.

These are actually really funny so true and total cringe

Do females really ask you for cock pic s?? or us that open to all genders? lol x"

Yes... they do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The constant fab,kiss,snog, avoid forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The constant fab,kiss,snog, avoid forums "

So sick of them. Lol

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By *carlettx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"The constant fab,kiss,snog, avoid forums

So sick of them. Lol"

They seem real popular tho ? I mean loads of posts on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some profile names!

Like lovetolick or HUNG or hugecock4u

Also text speak. If you can't send a well thought out message with out using u or babe or Hun!

Arghhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Status updates are pretty awful.

Jealousy or jealous comments.

Following someone you fancy from thread to thread and commenting pretty much straight after them.

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By *igger101ukMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

[Removed by poster at 05/09/17 19:24:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Verifications that give TMI... surely to hell no one needs to know that you were balls deep in her ear while you played with lego and made a mess all over the dogs blanket In mass details?

Jesus your fun on a meet...

I've being looking for s man to fulfil my Lego fantasy "

Haha, I'm all for the kinky fuckery but I don't need to read the entire proceedings of a meet in a verification

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"I can't help but cringe when after reading a nice message and seeing the guy is local enough and tall I look at his pics to see the hairiest bollicks ever......"

I like a bit of hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Status updates are pretty awful.

Jealousy or jealous comments.

Following someone you fancy from thread to thread and commenting pretty much straight after them. "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Status updates are pretty awful.

Jealousy or jealous comments.

Following someone you fancy from thread to thread and commenting pretty much straight after them. "

Oh I do this...like right now

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Needy attention seeking bollocky comments.

Oh people aren't looking at me wahhhh let me make a faux flirty comment and do this

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Fake mother fuckers

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Seedy grapes

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Needy attention seeking bollocky comments.

Oh people aren't looking at me wahhhh let me make a faux flirty comment and do this "

Yeah, they're the worst

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Needy attention seeking bollocky comments.

Oh people aren't looking at me wahhhh let me make a faux flirty comment and do this

Yeah, they're the worst "

You'll be fab straight for me right?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Needy attention seeking bollocky comments.

Oh people aren't looking at me wahhhh let me make a faux flirty comment and do this

Yeah, they're the worst

You'll be fab straight for me right? "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Status updates are pretty awful.

Jealousy or jealous comments.

Following someone you fancy from thread to thread and commenting pretty much straight after them.

Oh I do this...like right now "

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

You ladies need to get a room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is fix now another disguised Thursday rant thread? There's s lot of this around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ladies need to get a room "

Oh we are at the social in brum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is fix now another disguised Thursday rant thread? There's s lot of this around. "

Dunno see it as you see fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love boobies

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