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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

If I was a 'fab' genie and could grant you one lil wish today what would it be ?

Aside from the lotto of course lol we all want that

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take away my pain

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

A couple of extra inches

On my height

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"A few extra inches

On my height "

Do you have them where it counts tho ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub my lamp and see

I want tomorrow afternoon's social to turn into a play meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop two shoe sizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was a 'fab' genie and could grant you one lil wish today what would it be ?

Aside from the lotto of course lol we all want that

Unlimited free vinyl records!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bullshiter spotter pair of glasses

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"A few extra inches

On my height

Do you have them where it counts tho ?

I'm average where it counts, Saying that it looks bigger on my small frame so making me bigger might not be a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was a 'fab' genie and could grant you one lil wish today what would it be ?

Aside from the lotto of course lol we all want that

Just a sexy meet please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A regular friend with benefits who I can meet for several hours at a time, but the clock stops on reality when we meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spa day!

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

stow

"If I was a 'fab' genie and could grant you one lil wish today what would it be ?

Aside from the lotto of course lol we all want that

You sat next to me right now in the profile outfit would do nicely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex whenever I want it

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Rub my lamp and see

I want tomorrow afternoon's social to turn into a play meet"

Polish that lamp hard tonight Hun so if it does you will last longer hehe

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

change your age range ,let see say to 63.

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Take away my pain

Pain heart or pain physical ?

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By *inkyDragonsCouple
over a year ago

Ammanford

"If I was a 'fab' genie and could grant you one lil wish today what would it be ?

Aside from the lotto of course lol we all want that

I'd request another genie, one willing to grant me unlimited wishes..

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"A bullshiter spotter pair of glasses "

Hell we ALL want a pair of those

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd love to have free tattoos please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pet kiwi bird.

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"I'd love to have free tattoos please "

I'm with you on that !! Perhaps someone's tattoo muse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple of extra inches

On my height "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a tardis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genie genie of the.....Fab

. I'd love to meet a blonde in heels. And if she's in Manchester, I've got strawberries for her.

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By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East

A teleporting mac_ine..i might visit u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take Aaron Tveit, tonight, in my bed. Please.

(I just saw a movie with him in it and I'm still cleaning up my drool

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"A teleporting mac_ine..i might visit u

Haha or maybe a motorway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meet for Thursday would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was a 'fab' genie and could grant you one lil wish today what would it be ?

Aside from the lotto of course lol we all want that

Be in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to tidy my house from top to bottom. Then I would have more energy to pursue other things

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"If I was a 'fab' genie and could grant you one lil wish today what would it be ?

Aside from the lotto of course lol we all want that

Be in my bed

In it or on it ?

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Someone to tidy my house from top to bottom. Then I would have more energy to pursue other things

Hell yeah if your wish comes true then you need to make a deal with me and send them over to mine !! Haha

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By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East

"A teleporting mac_ine..i might visit u

Haha or maybe a motorway

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not good "public danger on the road"...

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"A teleporting mac_ine..i might visit u

Haha or maybe a motorway

not good "public danger on the road"..."

Oh god maybe the teleporter works better haha

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

To make the OP smile sounds like a good one to me

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"To make the OP smile sounds like a good one to me

I smile with my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An au pair for a weekend.

So hubby and I can finally meet with a very important gentleman.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"To make the OP smile sounds like a good one to me

I smile with my eyes

I can that

your eyes do seem to speak a 100 emotions

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"An au pair for a weekend.

So hubby and I can finally meet with a very important gentleman.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'd like a beautiful (naked) woman to snuggle up with...please.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

That all 3 of my little people have a great first day at school

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"To make the OP smile sounds like a good one to me

I smile with my eyes

I can that

your eyes do seem to speak a 100 emotions

Wow that's some compliment thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to time travel

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By *hocolate_HeavenMan
over a year ago

Birmingham and Dubai

Be able to fly back and forth on the weekends from Dubai

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"To make the OP smile sounds like a good one to me

I smile with my eyes

I can that

your eyes do seem to speak a 100 emotions

Wow that's some compliment thanks

Welcome

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I suppose if I wanted a selfish wish I'd have my grandad and my first dog back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was a 'fab' genie and could grant you one lil wish today what would it be ?

Aside from the lotto of course lol we all want that

Our car's in the garage. It'd be nice if you could make sure it's ready by Friday so we can get to our grandson's birthday in Sussex this weekend.

I'll give you an extra special rub as an incentive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was a 'fab' genie and could grant you one lil wish today what would it be ?

Aside from the lotto of course lol we all want that

More time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was a 'fab' genie and could grant you one lil wish today what would it be ?

Aside from the lotto of course lol we all want that

More time"

that is deep....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was a 'fab' genie and could grant you one lil wish today what would it be ?

Aside from the lotto of course lol we all want that

More time

that is deep...."

Sorry, that's not deep, I meant more time to fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lovely fab genie, please won't you grant me,

A wish that will fill me with such delight and glee,

I'd wish for the bestest most amazing thing.

A lingering sensual kiss with you M'lady... Sha-wing!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh lovely fab genie, please won't you grant me,

A wish that will fill me with such delight and glee,

I'd wish for the bestest most amazing thing.

A lingering sensual kiss with you M'lady... Sha-wing!

What a delightful poem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sirius Pink to be released

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Oh lovely fab genie, please won't you grant me,

A wish that will fill me with such delight and glee,

I'd wish for the bestest most amazing thing.

A lingering sensual kiss with you M'lady... Sha-wing!

Wow !

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sirius Pink to be released

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I wish for my pests to be removed.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I wanna get a new BMW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get my little boy to fully take to toilet training. He's getting there, but has shat on the patio twice in recent times and yesterdays bum explosion in his jeans was NOT the best way to start the day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be able to play whenever and wherever with whoever we choose

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Please grant my wish of a tidy house & garden.

Mid kitchen refit, boxes everywhere.

8 weeks of teens off school.

An eldest son who borrowed my mower & broke it.

I'm living in chaos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a cup of tea."

Oh me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you find me a cleaning fairy please

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

Im starting to know how santa feels here haha

So many wishes and so little time pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im starting to know how santa feels here haha

So many wishes and so little time pmsl "

Could say something regarding a bulging sack here

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Im starting to know how santa feels here haha

So many wishes and so little time pmsl

Could say something regarding a bulging sack here

Hsha naughty man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im starting to know how santa feels here haha

So many wishes and so little time pmsl

Could say something regarding a bulging sack here

Hsha naughty man

Only on occasion.

Anyway, the ability not to procrastinate would be lovely!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I wished for mine 5 hours ago, I haven't grown a inch

Is this one of them wishes that comes true after you have been to bed and wake up in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To never be able to put on weight so I can just pig out please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would prefer to have a chat with my dad again over lotto anyway

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"If I was a 'fab' genie and could grant you one lil wish today what would it be ?

Aside from the lotto of course lol we all want that

I would wish that every time I made a wish I got a free bonus wish. Then I would wish for cake

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"I wished for mine 5 hours ago, I haven't grown a inch

Is this one of them wishes that comes true after you have been to bed and wake up in the morning

Perhaps with the right fem that extra inch may be there

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd love to have free tattoos please

I'm with you on that !! Perhaps someone's tattoo muse ? "

Yes! as I can never design them myself!

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"I would prefer to have a chat with my dad again over lotto anyway

Aww I get that

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A cock that reached the floor ... Then my legs fell off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullshit detector?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have my ex FWB back please Genie...oh on second thoughts perhaps not, could I have a new one instead. XXX

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"A cock that reached the floor ... Then my legs fell off"

A tripod ?

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

One wish....

Not sure I could wish for anything for myself...

But maybe an end to war famine hate poverty and a world that could just accept everyone is different and all have the right to live in peace...

Think I might just need more than one wish to fix all that...

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Could I have my ex FWB back please Genie...oh on second thoughts perhaps not, could I have a new one instead. XXX"

Lads ? Can you see this ? Get typing those winning messages for the lady please

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"I wished for mine 5 hours ago, I haven't grown a inch

Is this one of them wishes that comes true after you have been to bed and wake up in the morning

Perhaps with the right fem that extra inch may be there

Probably, Can I change mine for a local fwb or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could be selfless and ask for world peace, an end to famine, disease, disaster and death, but fuck it theirs too many people and I want to be 16 again.

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By *nfinitylandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I'm having problems ejaculating while having sex! It's becoming very frustrating! So if you could fab genie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new job. Preferably one with better pay. But just a new one would be good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was a 'fab' genie and could grant you one lil wish today what would it be ?

Aside from the lotto of course lol we all want that

A threesome with two very naughty, sexy ladies

not much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a rubbish genie. My wish never came true.

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"What a rubbish genie. My wish never came true.

Genie is overloaded with messages ... genie is working on it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If I was a 'fab' genie and could grant you one lil wish today what would it be ?

Aside from the lotto of course lol we all want that

I'd request another genie, one willing to grant me unlimited wishes..

+1 for that

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"A bullshiter spotter pair of glasses "

Oh god yes! Can I have one of those too please?

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"A bullshiter spotter pair of glasses

Oh god yes! Can I have one of those too please?

Bloody hell someone needs to patent them quick pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lotto aside - Time to enjoy the pleasures of those perfect feet of yours

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"A bullshiter spotter pair of glasses

Oh god yes! Can I have one of those too please?

Bloody hell someone needs to patent them quick pmsl "

I thought Women just stayed sober on nights out to spot a bullshiter

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Lotto aside - Time to enjoy the pleasures of those perfect feet of yours

Haha you think they are perfect ?

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By *0shades 2000Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"If I was a 'fab' genie and could grant you one lil wish today what would it be ?

Aside from the lotto of course lol we all want that

Two boxes of corona and Rihanna's company for one night....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lotto aside - Time to enjoy the pleasures of those perfect feet of yours

Haha you think they are perfect ? "

They sure look it from here xxx

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Lotto aside - Time to enjoy the pleasures of those perfect feet of yours

Haha you think they are perfect ?

They sure look it from here xxx"

Size 5 ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lotto aside - Time to enjoy the pleasures of those perfect feet of yours

Haha you think they are perfect ?

They sure look it from here xxx

Size 5 ? "

Dainty and delicious

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Lotto aside - Time to enjoy the pleasures of those perfect feet of yours

Haha you think they are perfect ?

They sure look it from here xxx

Size 5 ?

Dainty and delicious

Funnily enough I was just reading about princess di having size 9 feet so yes mine feel positively dainty ! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eliminate all religion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lotto aside - Time to enjoy the pleasures of those perfect feet of yours

Haha you think they are perfect ?

They sure look it from here xxx

Size 5 ?

Dainty and delicious

Funnily enough I was just reading about princess di having size 9 feet so yes mine feel positively dainty ! Haha "

9?!? Well you learn something new everyday

Still prefer to savour your sensual soles though xx

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By *carlettx OP Woman
over a year ago

Essex

I know couldn't believe it !

Well I'm still sorting out the foot worship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who says they're interested, even just a little bit, would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know couldn't believe it !

Well I'm still sorting out the foot worship "

Hope you stop in Brum then - love to taste those fabulous size 5s xxx

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

A nice body please, not Arny built though just broad and well defined. Oh and the ability to grow a better beard....you said two wishes, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go back in time so I'm not too old to get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be as happy as I am now for the rest of my life

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Laid back, versatile, sub TGirl. Cracking rack, nice knob who wants to be my bitch.

Tgirls who like pussy. True unicorns of the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For one of my great friends to get well soon.

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