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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One lump or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i have 2

lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

none thankyou im sweet enough

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Tea please, milky, no sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T, milk, no sugar, builders, please

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

2 lumps please and a bit of squirty cream... god I miss sex haha... its been since June/July ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"T, milk, no sugar, builders, please"

Do you know how much it costs to get a builder this time of night

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

can I have juice please, too late for caffeine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can I have juice please, too late for caffeine"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"T, milk, no sugar, builders, please

Do you know how much it costs to get a builder this time of night

Make my tea this way.

Boil water in kettle and leave it for ten mins to reach the req temp.

Put a tea bag in a china cup - plain white for preference

Pour water on bag.

Take bag out when tea is dark amber.

Drink.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Still waiting and ginger nuts for dunking please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extra strong black coffee no sugar please just started work only 9hrs to go

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

two tea bags please one sugar as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee please. cream and three lumps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chocolate for me please....with mini marshmallows.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I better rephrase the post to bring your own stuff I'll supply the water

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I better rephrase the post to bring your own stuff I'll supply the water

Indian giver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting and ginger nuts for dunking please"

Oi gingerist, no dunking of the ginger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I better rephrase the post to bring your own stuff I'll supply the water

Indian giver

Where did I mention free curry ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One lump or two

don't suit ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a nice mug of tea for me plz xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any biscuits to go with it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any biscuits to go with it?"

I have some digestives and some hob nobs but leave my twix alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

\/ I got two fingers of my own here.... still no hot chocolate though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"\/ I got two fingers of my own here.... still no hot chocolate though."

I'll go out and get you some Chocolate Laine no problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"\/ I got two fingers of my own here.... still no hot chocolate though.

I'll go out and get you some Chocolate Laine no problem

.... awww thank you, you wanna bacon buttie for brekkers again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"\/ I got two fingers of my own here.... still no hot chocolate though.

I'll go out and get you some Chocolate Laine no problem

.... awww thank you, you wanna bacon buttie for brekkers again?

Yes a saucy brekkie please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"\/ I got two fingers of my own here.... still no hot chocolate though.

I'll go out and get you some Chocolate Laine no problem

.... awww thank you, you wanna bacon buttie for brekkers again?

Yes a saucy brekkie please

Bit of sausage with that too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"\/ I got two fingers of my own here.... still no hot chocolate though.

I'll go out and get you some Chocolate Laine no problem

.... awww thank you, you wanna bacon buttie for brekkers again?

Yes a saucy brekkie please

Bit of sausage with that too? "

only for you I'll sort the eggs

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"\/ I got two fingers of my own here.... still no hot chocolate though.

I'll go out and get you some Chocolate Laine no problem

.... awww thank you, you wanna bacon buttie for brekkers again?

Yes a saucy brekkie please

Bit of sausage with that too?

only for you I'll sort the eggs

Kev, you are a creep lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"\/ I got two fingers of my own here.... still no hot chocolate though.

I'll go out and get you some Chocolate Laine no problem

.... awww thank you, you wanna bacon buttie for brekkers again?

Yes a saucy brekkie please

Bit of sausage with that too?

only for you I'll sort the eggs

Kev, you are a creep lol

Thanks Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"\/ I got two fingers of my own here.... still no hot chocolate though.

I'll go out and get you some Chocolate Laine no problem

.... awww thank you, you wanna bacon buttie for brekkers again?

Yes a saucy brekkie please

Bit of sausage with that too?

only for you I'll sort the eggs

Kev, you are a creep lol

....But he does do a nice pair of eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have one of your luverly Sausage Sarnies with a dollop of Daddies please...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"\/ I got two fingers of my own here.... still no hot chocolate though.

I'll go out and get you some Chocolate Laine no problem

.... awww thank you, you wanna bacon buttie for brekkers again?

Yes a saucy brekkie please

Bit of sausage with that too?

only for you I'll sort the eggs

Kev, you are a creep lol

Thanks Mum

Oh I'll tan your arse young man

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"\/ I got two fingers of my own here.... still no hot chocolate though.

I'll go out and get you some Chocolate Laine no problem

.... awww thank you, you wanna bacon buttie for brekkers again?

Yes a saucy brekkie please

Bit of sausage with that too?

only for you I'll sort the eggs

Kev, you are a creep lol

....But he does do a nice pair of eggs.

boiled, scrambled or fried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White no sugar oooo its gona be cold by now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White no sugar oooo its gona be cold by now

I'll make a fresh one if your travelling so far, get me a pint of milk on the way in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok on my way dont need breakfast though nearly lost that reading another post... So wish i hadnt seen it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok on my way dont need breakfast though nearly lost that reading another post... So wish i hadnt seen it

Which post, whisper me so no one hears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was something about condoms and drinking.... ( i knew i shouldnt of looked

but when your mum says dont stick you finger in the socket you still do it) was that wisperd quiet enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sweet tea please

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"it was something about condoms and drinking.... ( i knew i shouldnt of looked

but when your mum says dont stick you finger in the socket you still do it) was that wisperd quiet enough?

Ok I looked - yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now why did you go and do that?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"now why did you go and do that?

It's the finger in the socket thingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now if i told you not to pick your nose or your brains would cave in you'd still do it wouldnt you?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"now if i told you not to pick your nose or your brains would cave in you'd still do it wouldnt you?

No cos thats disgusting.

Used to say that to my neighbours little girl. One day when the vicar was round, said toddler walked up to the vicar with a bogie on her finger and told him it was her brain coming down her nose. Seems as she got covered in tea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol just wipping the tears away. love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"now why did you go and do that?

So did I, bleurghhhhh

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"now why did you go and do that?

So did I, bleurghhhhh "

See it's not just me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"now why did you go and do that?

So did I, bleurghhhhh

See it's not just me lol

Makes my stomach turn thinking about it, each to their own though

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