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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why is it when you wash your smalls....socks ... knickers etc

You always lose a sock

I turn the drum and it's not there

I put the pair in ...i know I did

Does is it happen to anyone else or is just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame the knickers. They eat everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always count my socks when I put them in and when I take them out I pair them up straight away that way I never have a problem with missing ones!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always count my socks when I put them in and when I take them out I pair them up straight away that way I never have a problem with missing ones! "

I don't count them but I know there all in pairs so all pairs should come out .....but they don't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I blame the knickers. They eat everything. "

Greedy ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q. Why was the washing machine laughing...?

A. It was taking the piss it of the knickers!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Q. Why was the washing machine laughing...?

A. It was taking the piss it of the knickers!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss out of, damn predictive yext?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't even had a drink and I am typing wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I haven't even had a drink and I am typing wrong lol"

Predictive text it's a Bain of my life

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Need to do some scientific research on it - might uncover dark matter• or the Higgs Boson etc.

•on socks only, please, not nickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the monster living in your washing machine thats eating them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes op.i get the same thing,i wash loads of socks for my nephews,and pairs go in but dont come out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Need to do some scientific research on it - might uncover dark matter• or the Higgs Boson etc.

•on socks only, please, not nickers "

Socks only go missing ...never nickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its the monster living in your washing machine thats eating them "

The sock monster

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes op.i get the same thing,i wash loads of socks for my nephews,and pairs go in but dont come out."

Yay .....its not just me then

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have you noticed that it's only the left sock that goes missing though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you noticed that it's only the left sock that goes missing though "

Hmmmmmm no I hadn't noticed ...but I will look closer next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the monster living in your washing machine thats eating them

The sock monster "

Dam right it's a real beastie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its the monster living in your washing machine thats eating them

The sock monster

Dam right it's a real beastie "

And scary to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the monster living in your washing machine thats eating them

The sock monster

Dam right it's a real beastie

And scary to "

Not scary, it just wants your socks, om nom nom

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I have a sock 'wall of shame', where single socks hang around looking lost, until their mate shows up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a sock 'wall of shame', where single socks hang around looking lost, until their mate shows up... "

I have a drawer ..and if they don't ever get found they end up in the bin

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"Why is it when you wash your smalls....socks ... knickers etc

You always lose a sock

I turn the drum and it's not there

I put the pair in ...i know I did

Does is it happen to anyone else or is just me "

I just conducted a scientific experiment by doing my washing which included a weeks worth of socks. Both pairs made it unscathed.

So it's deffo you

PS .... one bit was a joke

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Why is it when you wash your smalls....socks ... knickers etc

You always lose a sock

I turn the drum and it's not there

I put the pair in ...i know I did

Does is it happen to anyone else or is just me "
all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter how many times I try to put pairs of socks together in the wash one always goes missing. The fecking sock monster has a lot to answer for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it when you wash your smalls....socks ... knickers etc

You always lose a sock

I turn the drum and it's not there

I put the pair in ...i know I did

Does is it happen to anyone else or is just me

I just conducted a scientific experiment by doing my washing which included a weeks worth of socks. Both pairs made it unscathed.

So it's deffo you

PS .... one bit was a joke "

You are very lucky then you don't have a sock monster

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it when you wash your smalls....socks ... knickers etc

You always lose a sock

I turn the drum and it's not there

I put the pair in ...i know I did

Does is it happen to anyone else or is just me all the time. "

You do .... left or right ...i have never checked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No matter how many times I try to put pairs of socks together in the wash one always goes missing. The fecking sock monster has a lot to answer for "

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"No matter how many times I try to put pairs of socks together in the wash one always goes missing. The fecking sock monster has a lot to answer for

"

My solution is all black socks. Except for a few special pairs doesn't matter if they go missing lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it when you wash your smalls....socks ... knickers etc

You always lose a sock

I turn the drum and it's not there

I put the pair in ...i know I did

Does is it happen to anyone else or is just me "

It's me, just want something of yours to sniff, knickers was too obvious a choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No matter how many times I try to put pairs of socks together in the wash one always goes missing. The fecking sock monster has a lot to answer for

My solution is all black socks. Except for a few special pairs doesn't matter if they go missing lol."

Or just buy black socks and there won't ever be a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the monster living in your washing machine thats eating them

The sock monster

Dam right it's a real beastie

And scary to

Not scary, it just wants your socks, om nom nom "

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