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"Good work jo" Crap work I missed the 33 But hey ho | |||
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"Good work jo Crap work I missed the 33 But hey ho "Forgiven  | |||
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"Hey there, anyone got some food I'm hungry "Just had Chinese  | |||
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"We ordered two dominos pizzas Nachos And have just been and got a couple of Reece's pieces
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"I do love prawn crackers Very moorish" So is crack. | |||
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"I do love prawn crackers Very moorish So is crack. "  | |||
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"Good work jo Crap work I missed the 33 But hey ho "In the absence of LisaB you're forgiven | |||
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"I just had a pizza but I'm now going to order take away too "Whaaaat??? | |||
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"We ordered two dominos pizzas Nachos And have just been and got a couple of Reece's pieces
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"Good work jo Crap work I missed the 33 But hey ho
In the absence of LisaB you're forgiven "Phew 
You will remember it's 33 | |||
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"I just had a pizza but I'm now going to order take away too
Whaaaat???"I know, I'm so naughty | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day? "Jackson pics? | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day? "Easy answer ... too many | |||
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"I do love prawn crackers Very moorish So is crack. " Less crumbs too! | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
Jackson pics?"Tinky winky | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
Jackson pics?
Tinky winky "That's a first ... Where have I been for the past 45 Years ....jackson as in cock.willy ..penis ...knob New one on me | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
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Tinky winky "Teletubbies? | |||
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Whoop whoop
In the spirit of sharing is caring and all that malarkey... hmpf
You can all have one.
Sorry if I come across all excited, but I can't help it. First time I won anything on Fab and it's chocolate hobnobs!! Delicious | |||
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"I just won a packet of chocolate hobnobs in the 175 game by accident pfffft
Whoop whoop
In the spirit of sharing is caring and all that malarkey... hmpf
You can all have one.
Sorry if I come across all excited, but I can't help it. First time I won anything on Fab and it's chocolate hobnobs!! Delicious "Yes please  | |||
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"I've got an Apple. A fricken Apple." need more then a Apple lol | |||
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"I've got an Apple. A fricken Apple." You should be ashamed | |||
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"I've got an Apple. A fricken Apple." It's coated in toffee isn't it? | |||
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"I just won a packet of chocolate hobnobs in the 175 game by accident pfffft
Whoop whoop
In the spirit of sharing is caring and all that malarkey... hmpf
You can all have one.
Sorry if I come across all excited, but I can't help it. First time I won anything on Fab and it's chocolate hobnobs!! Delicious "You swooped in at the last minute! Well done. I like Hobnobs | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
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Tinky winky
That's a first ...
Where have I been for the past 45 Years ....jackson as in cock.willy ..penis ...knob
New one on me "Yes me too | |||
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"I've got an Apple. A fricken Apple. You should be ashamed" Yeah, you tell her. | |||
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"I've got an Apple. A fricken Apple. You should be ashamed" I am. Deeply. I'm sorry. | |||
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"I've got an Apple. A fricken Apple. It's coated in toffee isn't it?" No. It's just an apple | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
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Tinky winky
That's a first ...
Where have I been for the past 45 Years ....jackson as in cock.willy ..penis ...knob
New one on me
Yes me too "Learn something new everyday on here | |||
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"I just won a packet of chocolate hobnobs in the 175 game by accident pfffft
Whoop whoop
In the spirit of sharing is caring and all that malarkey... hmpf
You can all have one.
Sorry if I come across all excited, but I can't help it. First time I won anything on Fab and it's chocolate hobnobs!! Delicious "I'll have one please | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
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Tinky winky
Teletubbies? "What were the other ones called? | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
Jackson pics?
Tinky winky
Teletubbies? "I like your LaLa | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
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Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
What were the other ones called? "Po was the red one. I had the doll 
Dipsy? Not sure about the others...maybe la la | |||
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Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
What were the other ones called?
Po was the red one. I had the doll
Dipsy? Not sure about the others...maybe la la"Dipsy was the best | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
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Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa"Haha you know the names! Good job you don't have a tinky winky | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
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Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
What were the other ones called?
Po was the red one. I had the doll
Dipsy? Not sure about the others...maybe la la"Yeah someone has their eye on your la la it seems | |||
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Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa"We all like your winky! | |||
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"I want a veri. She sucked my dick like NooNoo after a tubby custard spillage." | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
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Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky! ". Really?! | |||
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"I want a veri. She sucked my dick like NooNoo after a tubby custard spillage. " | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
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Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky!
. Really?!"It looks like a very upstanding member of the community... | |||
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Jackson pics?
Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky!
. Really?!
It looks like a very upstanding member of the community..."Brings a whole new meaning to "community service" | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
Jackson pics?
Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky!
. Really?!
It looks like a very upstanding member of the community...
Brings a whole new meaning to "community service"" | |||
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"Hey there, anyone got some food I'm hungry Just had Chinese "I had Chinese yesterday | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
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Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky!
. Really?!
It looks like a very upstanding member of the community...
Brings a whole new meaning to "community service""As long as I don't have to wear a high vis vest! | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
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Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky!
. Really?!
It looks like a very upstanding member of the community...
Brings a whole new meaning to "community service"
As long as I don't have to wear a high vis vest!"No but best to keep the gloves on | |||
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"How hard is it sticking to a diet! "Very. I got bored, missed crisps so gave up. | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
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Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky!
. Really?!
It looks like a very upstanding member of the community...
Brings a whole new meaning to "community service"
As long as I don't have to wear a high vis vest!"I was only talking about this last week to a work mate, A few Women work in a place where we go to, One in particular is looks hot in her hard hat and high vis gear, I said I wouldn't mind her keeping her clothes on if we done it | |||
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"Anyone willing to help Seeside get to the top of men's top pics?
https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/675351#message_14318291"Definitely | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/09/17 21:56:52]" I don't remember doing that | |||
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"How hard is it sticking to a diet!
Very.
I got bored, missed crisps so gave up. "Same | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
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Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky!
. Really?!
It looks like a very upstanding member of the community...
Brings a whole new meaning to "community service"
As long as I don't have to wear a high vis vest!
I was only talking about this last week to a work mate, A few Women work in a place where we go to, One in particular is looks hot in her hard hat and high vis gear, I said I wouldn't mind her keeping her clothes on if we done it
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
Jackson pics?
Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky!
. Really?!
It looks like a very upstanding member of the community...
Brings a whole new meaning to "community service"
As long as I don't have to wear a high vis vest!"I've got to say it ... I love a high vis vest | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
Jackson pics?
Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky!
. Really?!
It looks like a very upstanding member of the community...
Brings a whole new meaning to "community service"
As long as I don't have to wear a high vis vest!
I've got to say it ... I love a high vis vest "Haha. I think you've just volunteered yourself for some 'community service' | |||
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"How hard is it sticking to a diet!
Very.
I got bored, missed crisps so gave up.
Same"I ate a 'party pack' of salt and vinegar snacks and half a pack of onion rings the other night. After TGIs unlimited apps. Not even sorry. | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
Jackson pics?
Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky!
. Really?!
It looks like a very upstanding member of the community...
Brings a whole new meaning to "community service"
As long as I don't have to wear a high vis vest!
I've got to say it ... I love a high vis vest
Haha. I think you've just volunteered yourself for some 'community service' "Oh no! I've done it again I really need to read the whole thing | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
Jackson pics?
Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky!
. Really?!
It looks like a very upstanding member of the community...
Brings a whole new meaning to "community service"
As long as I don't have to wear a high vis vest!
I've got to say it ... I love a high vis vest "I'll keep that in mind. | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
Jackson pics?
Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky!
. Really?!
It looks like a very upstanding member of the community...
Brings a whole new meaning to "community service"
As long as I don't have to wear a high vis vest!
I've got to say it ... I love a high vis vest
Haha. I think you've just volunteered yourself for some 'community service'
Oh no! I've done it again I really need to read the whole thing "Oh you want the whole thing? | |||
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"That's all I seem to be doing today is eating and if I don't move these chocolate chip cookies away I will eat the whole packet "youre heading for a cold - feed a cold starve a fever - your body is stashing | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
Jackson pics?
Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky!
. Really?!
It looks like a very upstanding member of the community...
Brings a whole new meaning to "community service"
As long as I don't have to wear a high vis vest!
I've got to say it ... I love a high vis vest "And a hard helmet!? | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
Jackson pics?
Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky!
. Really?!
It looks like a very upstanding member of the community...
Brings a whole new meaning to "community service"
As long as I don't have to wear a high vis vest!
I've got to say it ... I love a high vis vest
And a hard helmet!? " | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
Jackson pics?
Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky!
. Really?!
It looks like a very upstanding member of the community...
Brings a whole new meaning to "community service"
As long as I don't have to wear a high vis vest!
I've got to say it ... I love a high vis vest
I'll keep that in mind. "That's a promise right there | |||
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"Just discussing pics with Babs, I wonder how many Jackson pics are approved on an average day?
Jackson pics?
Tinky winky
Teletubbies?
I like your LaLa
We all like your winky!
. Really?!
It looks like a very upstanding member of the community...
Brings a whole new meaning to "community service"
As long as I don't have to wear a high vis vest!
I've got to say it ... I love a high vis vest
And a hard helmet!? "Better go polish mine then | |||
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"A very late morning from me. Think the lack of sleep finally caught up with me x " Happened to me a few days back. Practically lost an entire day.
I hope you feel rested now xx | |||
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"It must be nap time surely? " Do something to make you feel sleepy eh? | |||
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"A very late morning from me. Think the lack of sleep finally caught up with me x Happened to me a few days back. Practically lost an entire day.
I hope you feel rested now xx"Better, but put out and trying to catch up with myself now x | |||
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"I am doing a significant amount of eye rolling
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"I am doing a significant amount of eye rolling
doing mine on the sly now."Your eyebrows keep rising when you roll your eyes y,know? | |||
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"I really need nap time! " Me too and I need to get out of work | |||
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"I really need nap time! Me too and I need to get out of work "I feel for you I'm skiving today hope my boss isn't on fab hehe | |||
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"I really need nap time! Me too and I need to get out of work "I've hit the 3pm slump and I'm currently skiving in the toilets! | |||
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"I am doing a significant amount of eye rolling
doing mine on the sly now.
Your eyebrows keep rising when you roll your eyes y,know? "That's what BOTOX is for | |||
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"I really need nap time! Me too and I need to get out of work
I've hit the 3pm slump and I'm currently skiving in the toilets! "I spent 25 minutes in the first aid room last night because I couldnt be fucked facing anyone or thing | |||
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"I really need nap time! Me too and I need to get out of work
I've hit the 3pm slump and I'm currently skiving in the toilets!
I spent 25 minutes in the first aid room last night because I couldnt be fucked facing anyone or thing " oohhhhh you sneak | |||
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"I really need nap time! Me too and I need to get out of work
I've hit the 3pm slump and I'm currently skiving in the toilets!
I spent 25 minutes in the first aid room last night because I couldnt be fucked facing anyone or thing
oohhhhh you sneak "Oh I know after the weekend I had, they should be lucky I difnt just go home | |||
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"I really need nap time! Me too and I need to get out of work
I've hit the 3pm slump and I'm currently skiving in the toilets!
I spent 25 minutes in the first aid room last night because I couldnt be fucked facing anyone or thing
oohhhhh you sneak "I'm currently hiding in the toilets, taking a wee in the sink to be specific. | |||
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"I really need nap time! Me too and I need to get out of work
I've hit the 3pm slump and I'm currently skiving in the toilets!
I spent 25 minutes in the first aid room last night because I couldnt be fucked facing anyone or thing
oohhhhh you sneak
I'm currently hiding in the toilets, taking a wee in the sink to be specific."Is that because you're sat on the porcelain throne and your wang is really that long? | |||
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"So. Did Swing And PP elope? " | |||
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"So. Did Swing And PP elope? "On their way to Gretna Green PB rode alongside like Dick Turpin and halted the plans | |||
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"I really need nap time! Me too and I need to get out of work
I've hit the 3pm slump and I'm currently skiving in the toilets!
I spent 25 minutes in the first aid room last night because I couldnt be fucked facing anyone or thing
oohhhhh you sneak
I'm currently hiding in the toilets, taking a wee in the sink to be specific.
Is that because you're sat on the porcelain throne and your wang is really that long?"You clearly have experience of monster cocks | |||
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"I really need nap time! Me too and I need to get out of work
I've hit the 3pm slump and I'm currently skiving in the toilets!
I spent 25 minutes in the first aid room last night because I couldnt be fucked facing anyone or thing
oohhhhh you sneak
I'm currently hiding in the toilets, taking a wee in the sink to be specific.
Is that because you're sat on the porcelain throne and your wang is really that long?
You clearly have experience of monster cocks"Like giant octopus arms. | |||
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"So. Did Swing And PP elope?
On their way to Gretna Green PB rode alongside like Dick Turpin and halted the plans ". Oh wait I'm eye rolling lately.
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"So. Did Swing And PP elope?
On their way to Gretna Green PB rode alongside like Dick Turpin and halted the plans
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"I really need nap time! Me too and I need to get out of work
I've hit the 3pm slump and I'm currently skiving in the toilets!
I spent 25 minutes in the first aid room last night because I couldnt be fucked facing anyone or thing
oohhhhh you sneak
I'm currently hiding in the toilets, taking a wee in the sink to be specific.
Is that because you're sat on the porcelain throne and your wang is really that long?
You clearly have experience of monster cocks
Like giant octopus arms. "Tentacles | |||
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I've hit the 3pm slump and I'm currently skiving in the toilets!
I spent 25 minutes in the first aid room last night because I couldnt be fucked facing anyone or thing
oohhhhh you sneak
I'm currently hiding in the toilets, taking a wee in the sink to be specific.
Is that because you're sat on the porcelain throne and your wang is really that long?
You clearly have experience of monster cocks
Like giant octopus arms.
Tentacles"In my land they are arms. | |||
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"I really need nap time! Me too and I need to get out of work
I've hit the 3pm slump and I'm currently skiving in the toilets!
I spent 25 minutes in the first aid room last night because I couldnt be fucked facing anyone or thing
oohhhhh you sneak
I'm currently hiding in the toilets, taking a wee in the sink to be specific.
Is that because you're sat on the porcelain throne and your wang is really that long?
You clearly have experience of monster cocks
Like giant octopus arms.
Tentacles
In my land they are arms."Reminds me of one of those low budget films on the sci-fi channel, Attack of the Cocktopus. | |||
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"I really need nap time! Me too and I need to get out of work
I've hit the 3pm slump and I'm currently skiving in the toilets!
I spent 25 minutes in the first aid room last night because I couldnt be fucked facing anyone or thing
oohhhhh you sneak
I'm currently hiding in the toilets, taking a wee in the sink to be specific.
Is that because you're sat on the porcelain throne and your wang is really that long?
You clearly have experience of monster cocks
Like giant octopus arms.
Tentacles
In my land they are arms.
Reminds me of one of those low budget films on the sci-fi channel, Attack of the Cocktopus."Yaaaaaaay, I love this! Should totally make it happen. Cocktopus vs vagtiger | |||
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"I really need nap time! Me too and I need to get out of work
I've hit the 3pm slump and I'm currently skiving in the toilets!
I spent 25 minutes in the first aid room last night because I couldnt be fucked facing anyone or thing
oohhhhh you sneak
I'm currently hiding in the toilets, taking a wee in the sink to be specific.
Is that because you're sat on the porcelain throne and your wang is really that long?
You clearly have experience of monster cocks
Like giant octopus arms.
Tentacles
In my land they are arms.
Reminds me of one of those low budget films on the sci-fi channel, Attack of the Cocktopus.
Yaaaaaaay, I love this! Should totally make it happen.
Cocktopus vs vagtiger "I was thinking the Cuntopede but yours is ok | |||
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"I really need nap time! Me too and I need to get out of work
I've hit the 3pm slump and I'm currently skiving in the toilets!
I spent 25 minutes in the first aid room last night because I couldnt be fucked facing anyone or thing
oohhhhh you sneak
I'm currently hiding in the toilets, taking a wee in the sink to be specific.
Is that because you're sat on the porcelain throne and your wang is really that long?
You clearly have experience of monster cocks
Like giant octopus arms.
Tentacles
In my land they are arms.
Reminds me of one of those low budget films on the sci-fi channel, Attack of the Cocktopus.
Yaaaaaaay, I love this! Should totally make it happen.
Cocktopus vs vagtiger
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doing mine on the sly now.
Your eyebrows keep rising when you roll your eyes y,know? "beginning to look like that game the kids used to play - snake or worm or whatever | |||
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thats my usual day - not in a kitchen though"yeah can be pain fun fact company I work for got I the worst 10 companies to work for in the country | |||
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"slower than normal this thread - gives it a kick up the arse [ouch]. It's okay thread, I'll rub it better
someone needs to - its in the wars - doesnt even have a number this one - poor thing"It's a feral thread now. We have no control. | |||
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someone needs to - its in the wars - doesnt even have a number this one - poor thing
It's a feral thread now. We have no control. "we will contain it and soon it will be safely slotted between two tame ones | |||
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someone needs to - its in the wars - doesnt even have a number this one - poor thing"My fault  thread 33 got to excited posting | |||
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someone needs to - its in the wars - doesnt even have a number this one - poor thing
My fault thread 33 got to excited posting "Getting excited over starting a thread is very mild compared to a lot of people on here | |||
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"slower than normal this thread - gives it a kick up the arse [ouch]. It's okay thread, I'll rub it better
someone needs to - its in the wars - doesnt even have a number this one - poor thing
My fault thread 33 got to excited posting
Getting excited over starting a thread is very mild compared to a lot of people on here
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someone needs to - its in the wars - doesnt even have a number this one - poor thing
My fault thread 33 got to excited posting
Getting excited over starting a thread is very mild compared to a lot of people on here
Yea I know ...small things excite me ....weird I know "Ooops wrong emojee | |||
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Hello you. I should get up...I don't wanna"I should have been up an hour ago. My alarm decided not to tell me | |||
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"Morning
Hello you. I should get up...I don't wanna
I should have been up an hour ago. My alarm decided not to tell me "My 'alarm' is bouncing off the walls | |||
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"Oh gosh I have some BIG news, you will all chuckle. This had better be good. I'm on the edge of my seat. If it's about Wayne fuckin' Roony, I'll be annoyed. " Oh it is pretty good | |||
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"Morning
Hello you. I should get up...I don't wanna
I should have been up an hour ago. My alarm decided not to tell me
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"Oh gosh I have some BIG news, you will all chuckle. This had better be good. I'm on the edge of my seat. If it's about Wayne fuckin' Roony, I'll be annoyed. Oh it is pretty good " You've discovered your arms aren't too short? | |||
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"Oh gosh I have some BIG news, you will all chuckle. This had better be good. I'm on the edge of my seat. If it's about Wayne fuckin' Roony, I'll be annoyed. Oh it is pretty good " The build up...you've done this before. | |||
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"Oh gosh I have some BIG news, you will all chuckle. This had better be good. I'm on the edge of my seat. If it's about Wayne fuckin' Roony, I'll be annoyed. Oh it is pretty good The build up...you've done this before. " I'm good at that though. | |||
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"I just woke up with a Minstrel stuck to my face. GOOD MORNING! " We have a winner. | |||
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"Good morning all, no great revelations to share but looking for distractions on what is an incredibly dismal day x " Morning, it's awful outside x | |||
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"Good morning all, no great revelations to share but looking for distractions on what is an incredibly dismal day x Morning, it's awful outside x It is and I have to go shopping "I've got to go to the post office. And no car to jump in. X | |||
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