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"Good evening. " Good evening Goldilocks | |||
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"Good evening. Good evening Goldilocks "*flips hair* | |||
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"Good evening. Good evening Goldilocks
*flips hair* "You need to be careful when you do that, that's twice you've nearly taken me out | |||
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"Good evening. Hatter! "Well hello lovey
*flips hair* that one is just for you. | |||
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"Good evening. Hatter! "Oh god, beware she's been on the gin | |||
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"Hello sweetheart thank you for starting the next one
You are most welcome angel
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We've one less bridesmaid to budget for baby cakes
A bigger cake oooft "Make it birthday cake. Steer away from the norm and live a little. Also, birthday cake is the best cake. A lot of what I talk about on here is food, how am I not the size of a house?  | |||
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"Good evening. Good evening Goldilocks
*flips hair*
You need to be careful when you do that, that's twice you've nearly taken me out " I shall try to be more vigilant. | |||
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"Good evening. Hatter!
Oh god, beware she's been on the gin " oh dear | |||
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"Good evening. Hatter!
Oh god, beware she's been on the gin
oh dear"Never more than 3 don't be scared | |||
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"Hello sweetheart thank you for starting the next one
You are most welcome angel
Get (another) room you two!
We've one less bridesmaid to budget for baby cakes
A bigger cake oooft
Make it birthday cake. Steer away from the norm and live a little.
Also, birthday cake is the best cake.
A lot of what I talk about on here is food, how am I not the size of a house? "Babs has pics, it's a chocolate cake | |||
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Never more than 3 don't be scared "Be very afraid | |||
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"Good evening. " Hatter, give a stroke of your hair x | |||
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"Hello sweetheart thank you for starting the next one
You are most welcome angel
Get (another) room you two!
We've one less bridesmaid to budget for baby cakes
A bigger cake oooft
Make it birthday cake. Steer away from the norm and live a little.
Also, birthday cake is the best cake.
A lot of what I talk about on here is food, how am I not the size of a house?
Babs has pics, it's a chocolate cake "I do have pics. I still want that special fruit cake just for me please. Swing said I could | |||
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"Good evening. Good evening Goldilocks
*flips hair*
You need to be careful when you do that, that's twice you've nearly taken me out
I shall try to be more vigilant. "More tea will help with that | |||
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"Hello sweetheart thank you for starting the next one
You are most welcome angel
Get (another) room you two!
We've one less bridesmaid to budget for baby cakes
A bigger cake oooft
Make it birthday cake. Steer away from the norm and live a little.
Also, birthday cake is the best cake.
A lot of what I talk about on here is food, how am I not the size of a house?
Babs has pics, it's a chocolate cake
I do have pics. I still want that special fruit cake just for me please. Swing said I could "Yes yes especially for the matron of honour | |||
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"Good evening. Hatter!
Oh god, beware she's been on the gin
oh dear
Never more than 3 don't be scared
Be very afraid " | |||
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"Good evening. Hatter!
Well hello lovey
*flips hair* that one is just for you. "A hair flip from Hatter ... *swoon* | |||
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"I have my shoes on
show me the pink "Here I am | |||
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"Good evening. Hatter, give a stroke of your hair x "Good evening | |||
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"Hello sweetheart thank you for starting the next one
You are most welcome angel
Get (another) room you two!
We've one less bridesmaid to budget for baby cakes
A bigger cake oooft
Make it birthday cake. Steer away from the norm and live a little.
Also, birthday cake is the best cake.
A lot of what I talk about on here is food, how am I not the size of a house?
Babs has pics, it's a chocolate cake
I do have pics. I still want that special fruit cake just for me please. Swing said I could
Yes yes especially for the matron of honour "I'm beyond excited now | |||
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"I have my shoes on
show me the pink
Here I am " | |||
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"Hello sweetheart thank you for starting the next one
You are most welcome angel
Get (another) room you two!
We've one less bridesmaid to budget for baby cakes
A bigger cake oooft
Make it birthday cake. Steer away from the norm and live a little.
Also, birthday cake is the best cake.
A lot of what I talk about on here is food, how am I not the size of a house?
Babs has pics, it's a chocolate cake
I do have pics. I still want that special fruit cake just for me please. Swing said I could
Yes yes especially for the matron of honour
I'm beyond excited now "You haven't seen the dress yet | |||
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"Hello sweetheart thank you for starting the next one
You are most welcome angel
Get (another) room you two!
We've one less bridesmaid to budget for baby cakes
A bigger cake oooft
Make it birthday cake. Steer away from the norm and live a little.
Also, birthday cake is the best cake.
A lot of what I talk about on here is food, how am I not the size of a house?
Babs has pics, it's a chocolate cake
I do have pics. I still want that special fruit cake just for me please. Swing said I could
Yes yes especially for the matron of honour
I'm beyond excited now
You haven't seen the dress yet "Pink and puffy I'm sure | |||
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"Good evening. Hatter, give a stroke of your hair x
Good evening "Hello, I'm just having a cup of tea as I've ran out of wine x | |||
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"Hello sweetheart thank you for starting the next one
You are most welcome angel
Get (another) room you two!
We've one less bridesmaid to budget for baby cakes
A bigger cake oooft
Make it birthday cake. Steer away from the norm and live a little.
Also, birthday cake is the best cake.
A lot of what I talk about on here is food, how am I not the size of a house?
Babs has pics, it's a chocolate cake
I do have pics. I still want that special fruit cake just for me please. Swing said I could
Yes yes especially for the matron of honour
I'm beyond excited now
You haven't seen the dress yet
Pink and puffy I'm sure "I wouldn't do that to you. You can choose the bridesmaid dresses but they have to be a specific colour, that's a secret | |||
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"Good evening. Hatter, give a stroke of your hair x
Good evening
Hello, I'm just having a cup of tea as I've ran out of wine x "I'm just having a cup of tea because well, you know, it's me. | |||
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"Good evening. Hatter!
Oh god, beware she's been on the gin
oh dear
Never more than 3 don't be scared
Be very afraid
"Don't listen to them. You know me better than that. I'm totally harmless, especially now I'm on the water | |||
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"Hello sweetheart thank you for starting the next one
You are most welcome angel
Get (another) room you two!
We've one less bridesmaid to budget for baby cakes
A bigger cake oooft
Make it birthday cake. Steer away from the norm and live a little.
Also, birthday cake is the best cake.
A lot of what I talk about on here is food, how am I not the size of a house?
Babs has pics, it's a chocolate cake "Oh ive seen her pictures.. Oh you meant of cake | |||
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"Good evening. Hatter, give a stroke of your hair x
Good evening
Hello, I'm just having a cup of tea as I've ran out of wine x
I'm just having a cup of tea because well, you know, it's me. " | |||
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"Since my magic potion request seems to have been denied, well, it doesn't appear to be working at any rate...do women know they have wily ways?
Errrrrrrrr yes "Knew it, might as well fetch me coat now then! | |||
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"Good evening. Hatter!
Oh god, beware she's been on the gin
oh dear
Never more than 3 don't be scared
Be very afraid
Don't listen to them. You know me better than that. I'm totally harmless, especially now I'm on the water "Baaaaabs on the water A fire in the skies Duh duh duuh Duh duh du duuh | |||
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"Good evening. Hatter!
Oh god, beware she's been on the gin
oh dear
Never more than 3 don't be scared
Be very afraid
Don't listen to them. You know me better than that. I'm totally harmless, especially now I'm on the water "Oh I'm sure I'll be fine | |||
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"I have my shoes on
show me the pink "Can I have a peek to | |||
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"I have my shoes on
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Can I have a peek to "im sure she will let you - | |||
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"I have my shoes on
show me the pink
Can I have a peek to
im sure she will let you - "Lives in lots and lots of hope | |||
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"How far can we get before midnight x " All the way, well some of the way. | |||
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"Good evening. Hatter!
Oh god, beware she's been on the gin
oh dear
Never more than 3 don't be scared
Be very afraid
Don't listen to them. You know me better than that. I'm totally harmless, especially now I'm on the water
Baaaaabs on the water
A fire in the skies
Duh duh duuh
Duh duh du duuh" | |||
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"I have my shoes on
show me the pink
Can I have a peek to
im sure she will let you -
Lives in lots and lots of hope "you might have to do the - you show me yours and i will show you mine thing | |||
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"Hello sweetheart thank you for starting the next one
You are most welcome angel
Get (another) room you two!
We've one less bridesmaid to budget for baby cakes
A bigger cake oooft
Make it birthday cake. Steer away from the norm and live a little.
Also, birthday cake is the best cake.
A lot of what I talk about on here is food, how am I not the size of a house?
Babs has pics, it's a chocolate cake
Oh ive seen her pictures..
Oh you meant of cake "Yes I meant the cake | |||
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"How far can we get before midnight x All the way, well some of the way." Show me the way x | |||
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"Good evening. Hatter!
Oh god, beware she's been on the gin
oh dear
Never more than 3 don't be scared
Be very afraid
Don't listen to them. You know me better than that. I'm totally harmless, especially now I'm on the water
Baaaaabs on the water
A fire in the skies
Duh duh duuh
Duh duh du duuh" | |||
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"Hello sweetheart thank you for starting the next one
You are most welcome angel
Get (another) room you two!
We've one less bridesmaid to budget for baby cakes
A bigger cake oooft
Make it birthday cake. Steer away from the norm and live a little.
Also, birthday cake is the best cake.
A lot of what I talk about on here is food, how am I not the size of a house?
Babs has pics, it's a chocolate cake
Oh ive seen her pictures..
Oh you meant of cake " | |||
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"How far can we get before midnight x All the way, well some of the way. Show me the way x "Feel your way | |||
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"How far can we get before midnight x All the way, well some of the way. Show me the way x
Feel your way "I shall warm my hands up first x | |||
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"How far can we get before midnight x All the way, well some of the way. Show me the way x
Feel your way
I shall warm my hands up first x "Ta muchly | |||
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"How far can we get before midnight x All the way, well some of the way. Show me the way x
Feel your way
I shall warm my hands up first x "Good. Noone likes cold hands | |||
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"How far can we get before midnight x All the way, well some of the way. Show me the way x
Feel your way
I shall warm my hands up first x
Good. Noone likes cold hands "Warm them on my buttocks xx | |||
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"How far can we get before midnight x All the way, well some of the way. Show me the way x
Feel your way
I shall warm my hands up first x
Good. Noone likes cold hands "No, tends to have the opposite effect to what I'm aiming for x | |||
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"How far can we get before midnight x All the way, well some of the way. Show me the way x
Feel your way
I shall warm my hands up first x
Good. Noone likes cold hands
No, tends to have the opposite effect to what I'm aiming for x " filth | |||
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"How far can we get before midnight x All the way, well some of the way. Show me the way x
Feel your way
I shall warm my hands up first x
Good. Noone likes cold hands
No, tends to have the opposite effect to what I'm aiming for x
filth "It's only filthy the first time. X | |||
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"How far can we get before midnight x All the way, well some of the way. Show me the way x
Feel your way
I shall warm my hands up first x
Good. Noone likes cold hands
No, tends to have the opposite effect to what I'm aiming for x
filth
It's only filthy the first time. X "No repeat filth? Not good enough Angie, not good enough. | |||
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"How far can we get before midnight x All the way, well some of the way. Show me the way x
Feel your way
I shall warm my hands up first x
Good. Noone likes cold hands
No, tends to have the opposite effect to what I'm aiming for x
filth
It's only filthy the first time. X
No repeat filth?
Not good enough Angie, not good enough. "Ha ha, ok. How many times can you manage? X | |||
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"How far can we get before midnight x All the way, well some of the way. Show me the way x
Feel your way
I shall warm my hands up first x
Good. Noone likes cold hands
No, tends to have the opposite effect to what I'm aiming for x
filth
It's only filthy the first time. X
No repeat filth?
Not good enough Angie, not good enough.
Ha ha, ok. How many times can you manage? X "42. Am i doing this right? | |||
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"How far can we get before midnight x All the way, well some of the way. Show me the way x
Feel your way
I shall warm my hands up first x
Good. Noone likes cold hands
No, tends to have the opposite effect to what I'm aiming for x
filth
It's only filthy the first time. X
No repeat filth?
Not good enough Angie, not good enough.
Ha ha, ok. How many times can you manage? X
42.
Am i doing this right? "Oh you're doing ok. And 42, wow x | |||
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"I have my shoes on
show me the pink
Can I have a peek to
im sure she will let you -
Lives in lots and lots of hope
you might have to do the - you show me yours and i will show you mine thing "Does that work still | |||
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I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in. "I was coming in regardless. | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in. "Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance "I couldnt anyway, shes coming in regardless | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance "I am? Yay | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance
I am? Yay "Of course | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance
I am? Yay
Of course "Dont get too excited, she told me I was being a bridesmaid too | |||
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Oh your halo has slipped x
No no, still there "Slightly tarnished x | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance
I am? Yay
Of course
Dont get too excited, she told me I was being a bridesmaid too "Who are the groomsmen? I'll line up my sleeping buddy | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance
I am? Yay
Of course
Dont get too excited, she told me I was being a bridesmaid too "You are not you haven't got boobie woobies | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance
I am? Yay
Of course
Dont get too excited, she told me I was being a bridesmaid too
You are not you haven't got boobie woobies "Moobie woobies not count? | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance
I am? Yay
Of course
Dont get too excited, she told me I was being a bridesmaid too
Who are the groomsmen? I'll line up my sleeping buddy "Hmmmmm you better ask the groom, he's just having a rest, so you can ask him in the morning | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance
I am? Yay
Of course
Dont get too excited, she told me I was being a bridesmaid too
Who are the groomsmen? I'll line up my sleeping buddy
Hmmmmm you better ask the groom, he's just having a rest, so you can ask him in the morning "Who is the bestman? I'm the Maid of Honour and I think part of my role is to look after the bestman | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance
I am? Yay
Of course
Dont get too excited, she told me I was being a bridesmaid too
You are not you haven't got boobie woobies
Moobie woobies not count? "Errrrrrrr no, you can be a groomsman | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance
I am? Yay
Of course
Dont get too excited, she told me I was being a bridesmaid too
Who are the groomsmen? I'll line up my sleeping buddy
Hmmmmm you better ask the groom, he's just having a rest, so you can ask him in the morning
Who is the bestman? I'm the Maid of Honour and I think part of my role is to look after the bestman "Ok ladies calm down there will be plenty of men for you both. Any suggestions welcome | |||
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"I am involved, and I need taking care of... Dont all flock at once ladies "How many ladies do you need? | |||
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"I am involved, and I need taking care of... Dont all flock at once ladies
How many ladies do you need? "42? | |||
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"I am involved, and I need taking care of... Dont all flock at once ladies
How many ladies do you need?
42? "That's MisterBee's line, some originality please | |||
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"I am involved, and I need taking care of... Dont all flock at once ladies
How many ladies do you need?
42?
That's MisterBee's line, some originality please "Just wondering if I could get that many. I'll settle for all your bridal party, whoever that may include | |||
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How many ladies do you need?
42?
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How many ladies do you need?
42?
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How many ladies do you need?
42?
That's MisterBee's line, some originality please
Are we all supposed to know that? After all it isn't an original. "Yes. Yes you are all supposed to know this, what else do you think I've been doing for six months? This number will be big one day. As big as 50 hopefully. | |||
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i will massage it - but no sympathy "And kisses? It requires kisses....can you kiss my head? . I can't help it. It's a curse. | |||
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i will massage it - but no sympathy
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i will massage it - but no sympathy
And kisses? It requires kisses....can you kiss my head? . I can't help it. It's a curse.
i can do kisses
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You are most welcome angel
Get (another) room you two!
We've one less bridesmaid to budget for baby cakes " You go too far. Stop depreciating me. | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance
I am? Yay
Of course
Dont get too excited, she told me I was being a bridesmaid too
Who are the groomsmen? I'll line up my sleeping buddy
Hmmmmm you better ask the groom, he's just having a rest, so you can ask him in the morning
Who is the bestman? I'm the Maid of Honour and I think part of my role is to look after the bestman
Ok ladies calm down there will be plenty of men for you both. Any suggestions welcome "Henry Cavill please | |||
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"Hello sweetheart thank you for starting the next one
You are most welcome angel
Get (another) room you two!
We've one less bridesmaid to budget for baby cakes
You go too far. Stop depreciating me. "You know I can't resist an accounting related post
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance
I am? Yay
Of course
Dont get too excited, she told me I was being a bridesmaid too
Who are the groomsmen? I'll line up my sleeping buddy
Hmmmmm you better ask the groom, he's just having a rest, so you can ask him in the morning
Who is the bestman? I'm the Maid of Honour and I think part of my role is to look after the bestman
Ok ladies calm down there will be plenty of men for you both. Any suggestions welcome
Henry Cavill please "He's on Fab? | |||
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Good morning cuddle bear "Oh sorry
Good morning baby cakes | |||
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Good morning cuddle bear
Oh sorry
Good morning baby cakes "Why are you sorry sweetheart? | |||
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Fuck knows.
Love you muchly
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Good morning cuddle bear
Oh sorry
Good morning baby cakes
Why are you sorry sweetheart? "I should have said 'good morning' sooner | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance
I am? Yay
Of course
Dont get too excited, she told me I was being a bridesmaid too
Who are the groomsmen? I'll line up my sleeping buddy
Hmmmmm you better ask the groom, he's just having a rest, so you can ask him in the morning
Who is the bestman? I'm the Maid of Honour and I think part of my role is to look after the bestman
Ok ladies calm down there will be plenty of men for you both. Any suggestions welcome
Henry Cavill please
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When's this wedding then? "Right fucking now | |||
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Good morning cuddle bear
Oh sorry
Good morning baby cakes
Why are you sorry sweetheart?
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When's this wedding then? "Morning. Who is getting married? | |||
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When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now "Hello you. | |||
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When's this wedding then?
Morning.
Who is getting married? "Me luv, me n you. My my myyyyyy Delilah | |||
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When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now "Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it? | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance
I am? Yay
Of course
Dont get too excited, she told me I was being a bridesmaid too
Who are the groomsmen? I'll line up my sleeping buddy
Hmmmmm you better ask the groom, he's just having a rest, so you can ask him in the morning
Who is the bestman? I'm the Maid of Honour and I think part of my role is to look after the bestman
Ok ladies calm down there will be plenty of men for you both. Any suggestions welcome
Henry Cavill please
He's on Fab?
You didn't say that had to be on fab "Apologies Honey but I have a lot to think about | |||
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When's this wedding then? "Morning G3orgie porgie | |||
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When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it? "Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too | |||
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When's this wedding then?
Morning.
Who is getting married?
Me luv, me n you.
My my myyyyyy Delilah "She stood there laughing.... | |||
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When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too "Oh perfect. | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance
I am? Yay
Of course
Dont get too excited, she told me I was being a bridesmaid too
Who are the groomsmen? I'll line up my sleeping buddy
Hmmmmm you better ask the groom, he's just having a rest, so you can ask him in the morning
Who is the bestman? I'm the Maid of Honour and I think part of my role is to look after the bestman
Ok ladies calm down there will be plenty of men for you both. Any suggestions welcome
Henry Cavill please
He's on Fab?
You didn't say that had to be on fab
Apologies Honey but I have a lot to think about "Any excuse | |||
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When's this wedding then?
Morning G3orgie porgie "Oh no... | |||
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When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect. "Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics | |||
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When's this wedding then?
Morning G3orgie porgie
Oh no..."What? | |||
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Sorry, no d*unks allowed. Get out.
I'm not d*unk
Fine, you're allowed in.
Errrrrr that's one of my bridesmaids, you can't refuse her entrance
I am? Yay
Of course
Dont get too excited, she told me I was being a bridesmaid too
Who are the groomsmen? I'll line up my sleeping buddy
Hmmmmm you better ask the groom, he's just having a rest, so you can ask him in the morning
Who is the bestman? I'm the Maid of Honour and I think part of my role is to look after the bestman
Ok ladies calm down there will be plenty of men for you both. Any suggestions welcome
Henry Cavill please
He's on Fab?
You didn't say that had to be on fab
Apologies Honey but I have a lot to think about
Any excuse " | |||
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"G'morning chatty folk
When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics "Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up | |||
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"G'morning chatty folk
When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics
Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up " | |||
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"Some people need a flipping sense of humour.
Who's had a sense of humour bypass?
As I said. Some people. . "Mine is intact | |||
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Who's had a sense of humour bypass?
As I said. Some people. .
Mine is intact "Your not a people. Still waiting for a valid avatar of you. | |||
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"Some people need a flipping sense of humour.
Who's had a sense of humour bypass?
As I said. Some people. .
Mine is intact
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"G'morning chatty folk
When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics
Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up
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When's this wedding then?
Morning G3orgie porgie
Oh no...
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"G'morning chatty folk
When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics
Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up
I make no promises "I'll Velcro your trousers so you can whip them off quicker | |||
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When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics
Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up
I make no promises
I'll Velcro your trousers so you can whip them off quicker "It's wedding! Not the full bloody Monty!! | |||
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"G'morning chatty folk
When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics
Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up
I make no promises
I'll Velcro your trousers so you can whip them off quicker
It's wedding! Not the full bloody Monty!! "How well do you gyrate? At this rate it wouldn't surprise me if there are bottles of oil on the tables and a stage set up | |||
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"G'morning chatty folk
When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics
Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up
I make no promises
I'll Velcro your trousers so you can whip them off quicker
It's wedding! Not the full bloody Monty!! "I think I've appeared at just the right time! Honey .... Velcro you were saying? | |||
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When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics
Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up
I make no promises
I'll Velcro your trousers so you can whip them off quicker
It's wedding! Not the full bloody Monty!!
I think I've appeared at just the right time! Honey .... Velcro you were saying? "For when he is d*unk and can't get his clothes off | |||
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When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics
Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up
I make no promises
I'll Velcro your trousers so you can whip them off quicker
It's wedding! Not the full bloody Monty!! ""You can leave your sock on...dodoodododo" | |||
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When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics
Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up
I make no promises
I'll Velcro your trousers so you can whip them off quicker
It's wedding! Not the full bloody Monty!!
How well do you gyrate? At this rate it wouldn't surprise me if there are bottles of oil on the tables and a stage set up "You aren't helping Swing!! | |||
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When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics
Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up
I make no promises
I'll Velcro your trousers so you can whip them off quicker
It's wedding! Not the full bloody Monty!!
How well do you gyrate? At this rate it wouldn't surprise me if there are bottles of oil on the tables and a stage set up "Oh are we inviting Magic Mike? | |||
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When's this wedding then?
Morning G3orgie porgie
Oh no...
What?
Oi! Who you calling porgie? " | |||
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"G'morning chatty folk
When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics
Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up
I make no promises
I'll Velcro your trousers so you can whip them off quicker
It's wedding! Not the full bloody Monty!!
How well do you gyrate? At this rate it wouldn't surprise me if there are bottles of oil on the tables and a stage set up
You aren't helping Swing!! "Oh no, not oil | |||
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"G'morning chatty folk
When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics
Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up
I make no promises
I'll Velcro your trousers so you can whip them off quicker
It's wedding! Not the full bloody Monty!!
How well do you gyrate? At this rate it wouldn't surprise me if there are bottles of oil on the tables and a stage set up
You aren't helping Swing!! "He helps me ............ a lot | |||
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"G'morning chatty folk
When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics
Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up
I make no promises
I'll Velcro your trousers so you can whip them off quicker
It's wedding! Not the full bloody Monty!!
How well do you gyrate? At this rate it wouldn't surprise me if there are bottles of oil on the tables and a stage set up
Oh are we inviting Magic Mike? "That is the hen do | |||
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"G'morning chatty folk
When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics
Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up
I make no promises
I'll Velcro your trousers so you can whip them off quicker
It's wedding! Not the full bloody Monty!!
I think I've appeared at just the right time! Honey .... Velcro you were saying? "Someone fan the woman | |||
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"G'morning chatty folk
When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics
Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up
I make no promises
I'll Velcro your trousers so you can whip them off quicker
It's wedding! Not the full bloody Monty!!
I think I've appeared at just the right time! Honey .... Velcro you were saying?
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"G'morning chatty folk
When's this wedding then?
Right fucking now
Blimey! Shit happens quick on here doesn't it?
Sure does, oh you're a groomsman too
Oh perfect.
Let's hope he can keep his clothes on for the pics
Shall I sew extra buttons on his shirt? He seems to struggle keeping them done up
I make no promises
I'll Velcro your trousers so you can whip them off quicker
It's wedding! Not the full bloody Monty!!
How well do you gyrate? At this rate it wouldn't surprise me if there are bottles of oil on the tables and a stage set up
Oh are we inviting Magic Mike?
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