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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Disco dancing? Updating Facebook? Looking for a husband? Lurking like a ? Whatever the hell you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. VERY, VERY WELCOME. That was loud, but not shouty. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal.

Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yello Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim, how's your day been. I'm enjoying a large glass of wine, well not so large now x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yello Jim"

Swing, yellow! You're the first nocturnal poster, congratulations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

Kettle has just boiled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello! Im on my way home from londom afer a day od the harry potter your and cocktails with my sister. Much love!

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Yay!

I am home, tipsy, rocking through the forums and about to go fab some pics. My evening could not get more rock and roll!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Wooohooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how's your day been. I'm enjoying a large glass of wine, well not so large now x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. It's not been a bad Saturday, a little bit chilly for my liking. Get yourself a refill. x

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Evening, Just relaxing with a glass of vodka, It feels good knowing I wont wake up with a hangover which I have had the last 2 Sundays

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Happy Saturday all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Husband please.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sweet cheeks

You know me by now, just a little perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here

Just watching the end of The Full Monty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Kettle has just boiled "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gate. Steamy times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to thank my mum, my dad, my agent, my imaginary friend Martin, my guinea pigs Rolo and Minstrel, my 'uncle' the postman, Superted, Texas Pete, Baron Greenback, Titus Andronicus, Dana Scully, H from Steps, Lembit Opik, Raj the shopkeeper from the David Walliams books and Jim Morrison

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Hello Jim. I'm here with my gin hope you're having a good evening

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Is there anyone sober on here tonight

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello! Im on my way home from londom afer a day od the harry potter your and cocktails with my sister. Much love! "

Pardon? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nerd. I take it the cocktails are good. Guess what sort of shop has opened in Shrewsbury?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hey everyone. I'm as sober as can be and rather sleepy. Fuck being first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay!

I am home, tipsy, rocking through the forums and about to go fab some pics. My evening could not get more rock and roll!

"

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Botu. Rock out with your cock out, dude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wooohooo"

Hurray!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Is there anyone sober on here tonight "

Yes, I don't drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening, Just relaxing with a glass of vodka, It feels good knowing I wont wake up with a hangover which I have had the last 2 Sundays "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scrum. Happy Sunday in advance.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Good evening from my bed Jim

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Evening jim and the crew. I'm about half way through my bottle of jd so still sober

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey everyone. I'm as sober as can be and rather sleepy. Fuck being first. "

Didn't even have to try

Walks out whistling 'The good, the bad and the ugly' to himself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy Saturday all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinky. Saturdaynightsmileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya Dan hoe your having a splendid weekend.

Hello chums sat on the sofa with pooch and my nackered knee Ouchie

No walkies for a few day but on the super plus side Wales won Yippie bendigedig

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Husband please. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. This isn't a husband shop.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Is there anyone sober on here tonight

Yes, I don't drink "

Thank god for that me neither

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sweet cheeks

You know me by now, just a little perv "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. Pervert.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hiya Dan hoe your having a splendid weekend.

Hello chums sat on the sofa with pooch and my nackered knee Ouchie

No walkies for a few day but on the super plus side Wales won Yippie bendigedig

"

I'm trying to get both my dogs off my frigging bed. Cheeky pair of gits they both know they're not allowed on beds but you gotta love em

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to thank my mum, my dad, my agent, my imaginary friend Martin, my guinea pigs Rolo and Minstrel, my 'uncle' the postman, Superted, Texas Pete, Baron Greenback, Titus Andronicus, Dana Scully, H from Steps, Lembit Opik, Raj the shopkeeper from the David Walliams books and Jim Morrison"

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Hiya Dan hoe your having a splendid weekend.

Hello chums sat on the sofa with pooch and my nackered knee Ouchie

No walkies for a few day but on the super plus side Wales won Yippie bendigedig

I'm trying to get both my dogs off my frigging bed. Cheeky pair of gits they both know they're not allowed on beds but you gotta love em "

What kind of dogs are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

Evening all

Work, as ever

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Is there anyone sober on here tonight

Yes, I don't drink

Thank god for that me neither "

Nether does Meli

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreet Jim, I'm just gonna fuck off to the Chinese over the road. Brother Dave is paying tonight so all is good

Prawn Cracker anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here

Just watching the bellend of The Full Monty. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I didn't realise it was so saucy.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Is there anyone sober on here tonight

Yes, I don't drink

Thank god for that me neither

Nether does Meli "

Oh we need to start a clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Jim. Another weekend at home and thought everyone else was out having fun. My evening consisted of dealing with my profile stalkers as my patience finally snapped.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here

Just watching the bellend of The Full Monty.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I didn't realise it was so saucy."

Will you leave your hat on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim. I'm here with my gin hope you're having a good evening "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Your gin is making you grin. Which can only be a good thing.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Is there anyone sober on here tonight

Yes, I don't drink

Thank god for that me neither

Nether does Meli "

I do (a couple of times a year but it still counts). Sorry!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good evening all it is snuggly under the duvet time for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello! Im on my way home from londom afer a day od the harry potter your and cocktails with my sister. Much love!

Pardon? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nerd. I take it the cocktails are good. Guess what sort of shop has opened in Shrewsbury? "

A geeky one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there anyone sober on here tonight "

I'm sober.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Is there anyone sober on here tonight

Yes, I don't drink

Thank god for that me neither

Nether does Meli

Oh we need to start a clique "

I don't normally drink so can I join the clique that does not exist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there anyone sober on here tonight "

I'm always sober.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiiiiiii folks xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I see you've treated yourself to an avatar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Husband please.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. This isn't a husband shop.

"

You had it as an option of what we were doing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey everyone. I'm as sober as can be and rather sleepy. Fuck being first. "

Hello Meli. You're the first, my last, my everything.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I see you've treated yourself to an avatar."

I managed to sneak it past the mods

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Is there anyone sober on here tonight

Yes, I don't drink

Thank god for that me neither

Nether does Meli

Oh we need to start a clique

I don't normally drink so can I join the clique that does not exist? "

Don't normally drink????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hiya Dan hoe your having a splendid weekend.

Hello chums sat on the sofa with pooch and my nackered knee Ouchie

No walkies for a few day but on the super plus side Wales won Yippie bendigedig

I'm trying to get both my dogs off my frigging bed. Cheeky pair of gits they both know they're not allowed on beds but you gotta love em

What kind of dogs are they? "

Both staffs. 1 full pedigree which means officially thick as fuck and 1 rescue dog and as clever or is that sly as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Kettle has just boiled

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gate. Steamy times."

Just how it like it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Is there anyone sober on here tonight

Yes, I don't drink

Thank god for that me neither

Nether does Meli

I do (a couple of times a year but it still counts). Sorry! "

Ahhh, my mistake

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Kettle boiled? Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening from my bed Jim "

Howdy Rowdy, from my sofa and the bottom of my heart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening jim and the crew. I'm about half way through my bottle of jd so still sober "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bladey. I think Honey has something stronger to drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening jim and the crew. I'm about half way through my bottle of jd so still sober

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bladey. I think Honey has something stronger to drink."

Slaps Jim ass for blanking me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya Dan hoe your having a splendid weekend.

Hello chums sat on the sofa with pooch and my nackered knee Ouchie

No walkies for a few day but on the super plus side Wales won Yippie bendigedig

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Taff. Am I looking a bit green? The first thing I saw was, no walkies, I'm glad pooch is alright. I wish you a speedy, speedy recovery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening jim and the crew. I'm about half way through my bottle of jd so still sober

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bladey. I think Honey has something stronger to drink.

Slaps Jim ass for blanking me "

Spank me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening jim and the crew. I'm about half way through my bottle of jd so still sober

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bladey. I think Honey has something stronger to drink.

Slaps Jim ass for blanking me "

I haven't missed you, I'm just very slow tonight. But spank me anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Evening all

Work, as ever "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sub. Flipping heck, I hope your shift goes quickly. I said shift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreet Jim, I'm just gonna fuck off to the Chinese over the road. Brother Dave is paying tonight so all is good

Prawn Cracker anyone? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Two nights of Brother Dave, he is spoiling you.

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington

Howdi all, currently in Birmingham central hotel working in area for a week, so if anyone is about and up for a meet give me a shout

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim. Another weekend at home and thought everyone else was out having fun. My evening consisted of dealing with my profile stalkers as my patience finally snapped."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jessica. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Some of us are here having fun. Super fun!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening jim and the crew. I'm about half way through my bottle of jd so still sober

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bladey. I think Honey has something stronger to drink."

Ye but you know what them short arses are like she'll not share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still awake James. I'm reading about income innequality and the problem of accumulated wealth in the US.

How has your day been? I hope it was nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"100%"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here

Just watching the bellend of The Full Monty.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I didn't realise it was so saucy.

Will you leave your hat on? "

I can leave a hat on. I've got the song in my head now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there anyone sober on here tonight

Yes, I don't drink

Thank god for that me neither

Nether does Meli

I do (a couple of times a year but it still counts). Sorry! "

Sherry at Christmas.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Jello Him.

Damn, I do like a spoonerism.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all it is snuggly under the duvet time for me x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, RJ. Beautiful. Are you still awake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello! Im on my way home from londom afer a day od the harry potter your and cocktails with my sister. Much love!

Pardon? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nerd. I take it the cocktails are good. Guess what sort of shop has opened in Shrewsbury?

A geeky one?"

Yes, a specific geeky shop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiiiiiii folks xx"

Venus! Hello! I got there eventually.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Good evening all it is snuggly under the duvet time for me x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, RJ. Beautiful. Are you still awake?"

Just about, soon be dozing though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Husband please.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. This isn't a husband shop.

You had it as an option of what we were doing. "

Oh, I thought you were asking me for a husband. I misunderstood that your open to proposals.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I see you've treated yourself to an avatar.

I managed to sneak it past the mods "

You little monkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Kettle has just boiled

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gate. Steamy times.

Just how it like it "

That's the way uh huh Gate likes it, uh huh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Husband please.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. This isn't a husband shop.

You had it as an option of what we were doing.

Oh, I thought you were asking me for a husband. I misunderstood that your open to proposals."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhots "

Get it down yer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just getting my tired bones off to bed... been one hell of a week ...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I was cancelled on tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdi all, currently in Birmingham central hotel working in area for a week, so if anyone is about and up for a meet give me a shout "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Devilish. Are you a temp bin man?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"[Removed by poster at 02/09/17 23:07:33]"

X2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey everyone I hope your weekend is going well. Im just chilling and perving x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"I was cancelled on tonight "

Last minute cancelled?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I was cancelled on tonight "

What ridiculous reason was given for cancelling?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"[Removed by poster at 02/09/17 23:07:33]

X2 "

Now don't I look a cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jello Him.

Damn, I do like a spoonerism."

I do like your vocabulary. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you Ligeia.

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"I was cancelled on tonight "

*grumpy face* good reason hopefully?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all it is snuggly under the duvet time for me x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, RJ. Beautiful. Are you still awake?

Just about, soon be dozing though "

I thought you might have gone.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I was cancelled on tonight

Last minute cancelled? "

Within half an our, but the 'reason' was crap

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I was cancelled on tonight

Last minute cancelled?

Within half an our, but the 'reason' was crap "

I'm not mentioning the actual reason because it he'd recognise its ridiculousness

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I was cancelled on tonight

Last minute cancelled?

Within half an our, but the 'reason' was crap "

Really grinds my gears

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"I was cancelled on tonight

Last minute cancelled?

Within half an our, but the 'reason' was crap "

Silly sausage to put it mildly. Start making back up plans/have local fwbs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still awake James. I'm reading about income innequality and the problem of accumulated wealth in the US.

How has your day been? I hope it was nice. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Courtney. I was thinking to myself earlier today, can socialism ever work? And then I realised, I don't the answer. Because I'm a nitwit.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!!

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over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 02/09/17 23:07:33]"

Nice tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening James, two nights running, fantastic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening - forgot about this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just getting my tired bones off to bed... been one hell of a week ... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, RU. Get some rest. I hope it was a good hell of a week.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm here

Just watching the end of The Full Monty. "

We've just watched this....again. Love this film!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was cancelled on tonight "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!! "

Smooth talker you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey everyone I hope your weekend is going well. Im just chilling and perving x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi Rubidoux! Where are you?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!!

Smooth talker you "

I know, I have a lot of practise

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I was cancelled on tonight

Last minute cancelled?

Within half an our, but the 'reason' was crap

Silly sausage to put it mildly. Start making back up plans/have local fwbs! "

I didn't waste any actual time on him

A local FWB or two is the Holy Grail of Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm squiffy and trying to stay out of trouble

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I was cancelled on tonight

"

I'll survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was cancelled on tonight "

He's a bell end

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was cancelled on tonight

Last minute cancelled?

Within half an our, but the 'reason' was crap

I'm not mentioning the actual reason because it he'd recognise its ridiculousness "

Spoilsport.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I was cancelled on tonight

Last minute cancelled?

Within half an our, but the 'reason' was crap

Silly sausage to put it mildly. Start making back up plans/have local fwbs!

I didn't waste any actual time on him

A local FWB or two is the Holy Grail of Fab "

What is this local you speak of?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!!

Smooth talker you

I know, I have a lot of practise "

Suddenly I don't feel so special

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Bladey has put the boot in.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm squiffy and trying to stay out of trouble "

X2. That took some time reposting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening James, two nights running, fantastic!

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. I've got a brace, I'm on a hat-trick.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!!

Smooth talker you

I know, I have a lot of practise

Suddenly I don't feel so special "

Ah, you are special, you're my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening - forgot about this one "

You look all white. You forgot, what?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at a party. It's an Irish affair.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Bladey has put the boot in."

See you've got yours out too. Very lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm squiffy and trying to stay out of trouble "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. Good luck with that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was cancelled on tonight

I'll survive "

Glorious.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!!

Smooth talker you

I know, I have a lot of practise

Suddenly I don't feel so special

Ah, you are special, you're my favourite "

Stop it you'll give me ideas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm at a party. It's an Irish affair. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, The Brain. Are you sure? Are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Bladey has put the boot in.

See you've got yours out too. Very lovely "

Thanks, I like to get it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just getting my tired bones off to bed... been one hell of a week ...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, RU. Get some rest. I hope it was a good hell of a week."

Thank you ... it was a bad week... but there's always next week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just getting my tired bones off to bed... been one hell of a week ...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, RU. Get some rest. I hope it was a good hell of a week.

Thank you ... it was a bad week... but there's always next week "

That's the spirit.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!!

Smooth talker you

I know, I have a lot of practise

Suddenly I don't feel so special

Ah, you are special, you're my favourite

Stop it you'll give me ideas "

Oh do tell

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Bladey has put the boot in.

See you've got yours out too. Very lovely

Thanks, I like to get it out."

Yes, I have heard

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington


"Howdi all, currently in Birmingham central hotel working in area for a week, so if anyone is about and up for a meet give me a shout

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Devilish. Are you a temp bin man?"

No mate sorry, have noticed all the shit around though it's pretty awful really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening James, two nights running, fantastic!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. I've got a brace, I'm on a hat-trick. "

Go for it, my son, head it in!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!!

Smooth talker you

I know, I have a lot of practise

Suddenly I don't feel so special

Ah, you are special, you're my favourite

Stop it you'll give me ideas

Oh do tell "

Can't I'm shy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Bladey has put the boot in.

See you've got yours out too. Very lovely

Thanks, I like to get it out.

Yes, I have heard "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!!

Smooth talker you

I know, I have a lot of practise

Suddenly I don't feel so special

Ah, you are special, you're my favourite

Stop it you'll give me ideas

Oh do tell

Can't I'm shy "

Just whisper, no one will hear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdi all, currently in Birmingham central hotel working in area for a week, so if anyone is about and up for a meet give me a shout

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Devilish. Are you a temp bin man?

No mate sorry, have noticed all the shit around though it's pretty awful really!"

Birming-hum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

craving crisps - 2 weeks without

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm squiffy and trying to stay out of trouble

X2. That took some time reposting "

Hehe sure did, I got a phone call in between

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening James, two nights running, fantastic!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. I've got a brace, I'm on a hat-trick.

Go for it, my son, head it in! "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A local FWB or two is the Holy Grail of Fab

What is this local you speak of? "

It's a mystical distance between people that means you can meet often. I wonder if it exists

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"craving crisps - 2 weeks without "

K.D Lang - Constant Craving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"craving crisps - 2 weeks without

K.D Lang - Constant Craving"

oh i like her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"craving crisps - 2 weeks without

K.D Lang - Constant Craving

oh i like her "

not my usual type i might add but seen her on interviews and shesok

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!!

Smooth talker you

I know, I have a lot of practise

Suddenly I don't feel so special

Ah, you are special, you're my favourite

Stop it you'll give me ideas

Oh do tell

Can't I'm shy

Just whisper, no one will hear "

If I'm driving 220 mile a whisper isn't going to cut it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"craving crisps - 2 weeks without

K.D Lang - Constant Craving

oh i like her

not my usual type i might add but seen her on interviews and shesok "

She's Canadian, and she's OK.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm squiffy and trying to stay out of trouble

X2. That took some time reposting

Hehe sure did, I got a phone call in between "

Shit I didn't hear it ring

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!!

Smooth talker you

I know, I have a lot of practise

Suddenly I don't feel so special

Ah, you are special, you're my favourite

Stop it you'll give me ideas

Oh do tell

Can't I'm shy

Just whisper, no one will hear

If I'm driving 220 mile a whisper isn't going to cut it "

Could you slow down a bit then?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"craving crisps - 2 weeks without

K.D Lang - Constant Craving

oh i like her

not my usual type i might add but seen her on interviews and shesok

She's Canadian, and she's OK."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm squiffy and trying to stay out of trouble "

Those latex outfits would get you into slot of trouble with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm squiffy and trying to stay out of trouble

X2. That took some time reposting

Hehe sure did, I got a phone call in between

Shit I didn't hear it ring "

Hehe you want a squiffy call

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!!

Smooth talker you

I know, I have a lot of practise

Suddenly I don't feel so special

Ah, you are special, you're my favourite

Stop it you'll give me ideas

Oh do tell

Can't I'm shy

Just whisper, no one will hear

If I'm driving 220 mile a whisper isn't going to cut it

Could you slow down a bit then?... "

Bloodyell you don't want much you do ya

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim and everyone else! Nice boot Bladey!!

Smooth talker you

I know, I have a lot of practise

Suddenly I don't feel so special

Ah, you are special, you're my favourite

Stop it you'll give me ideas

Oh do tell

Can't I'm shy

Just whisper, no one will hear

If I'm driving 220 mile a whisper isn't going to cut it

Could you slow down a bit then?...

Bloodyell you don't want much you do ya "

No, not much

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm squiffy and trying to stay out of trouble

X2. That took some time reposting

Hehe sure did, I got a phone call in between

Shit I didn't hear it ring

Hehe you want a squiffy call "

Depends how dirty your talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right sack time - working in the morning - just an early shift not a long one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"right sack time - working in the morning - just an early shift not a long one "

Na night.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"right sack time - working in the morning - just an early shift not a long one "

Light weight I'm up at 5 so give us a shout will ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo night owls. I trust all is groovy with you pervs n shaggers, etc?

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"Yo night owls. I trust all is groovy with you pervs n shaggers, etc? "

All good in this corner! Evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo night owls. I trust all is groovy with you pervs n shaggers, etc? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, NT. Groove is in the heart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Botu, how did you come up with your username?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a flying visit from me, having just got home from a wedding shoot day that started at 5:40am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a flying visit from me, having just got home from a wedding shoot day that started at 5:40am "

That's an early wedding.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

mooorning! anyone has any clever suggestions what to do about a stiff power back? got to be able to move them tomorrow

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"Botu, how did you come up with your username?"

It's short for "Born of the Umbra" which is my shitty we website. And that name comes from finding my kinks. Means a lot to me but sounds cheesy when I say it haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mooorning! anyone has any clever suggestions what to do about a stiff power back? got to be able to move them tomorrow "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Squirrel. No. Nice bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Botu, how did you come up with your username?

It's short for "Born of the Umbra" which is my shitty we website. And that name comes from finding my kinks. Means a lot to me but sounds cheesy when I say it haha!"

I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fin

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