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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who else is the sexiest person on the planet?

Funny, witty, charming ....

Not forgetting wise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. Obvs. Hic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me. Obvs. Hic x"

I can see why you would say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont need wine

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate,

Will nature make a man of me yet?

When in this chrming car,

This charming man......

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Where's the new pic is what I wonna know

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate,

Will nature make a man of me yet?

When in this chrming car,

This charming man......"

I would go out tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate,

Will nature make a man of me yet?

When in this chrming car,

This charming man......"

I would go out tonight. ..but I haven't got a stitch to wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate,

Will nature make a man of me yet?

When in this chrming car,

This charming man......

I would go out tonight "

Damn you honey. ..beat me by a whisper

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I love the world and the world loves me when I have a glass or two

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just no

( yoda )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand me that microphone and watch this!!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate,

Will nature make a man of me yet?

When in this chrming car,

This charming man......

I would go out tonight. ..but I haven't got a stitch to wear"

Why pamper lifes' complexity,

When the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me. Obvs. Hic x

I can see why you would say that

Aww thank you x

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I could out dance ALL of the pussy cat dolls!

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By *tmuMan
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"I could out dance ALL of the pussy cat dolls!

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would love to see that xx

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

The mirror, so like daffodils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More like a bucket of wine for me to think that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must admit I used to be a lot more friendly after a drink and found it easier to talk to people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the world and the world loves me when I have a glass or two

I don't need wine to fancy you

You might need some for me though

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr"

Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

not to spoil the mood... but I wouldn't want to attempt a bj after a bit too much red wine... imagine the mess...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr"

You ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. But I'm sexy every minute of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr"

Lightweight! I've had a million JDs and I can still type!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But.

I did send a pic of my hairy cunt to my fuck man earlier

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

You ok xx"

Woooo

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

Lightweight! I've had a million JDs and I can still type!!"

Deeply ashamed, will try harder

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

You ok xx

Woooo"

Lmfao is that a yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

Lightweight! I've had a million JDs and I can still type!!

Deeply ashamed, will try harder "

Letting us d*unkards down.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?"

Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But.

I did send a pic of my hairy cunt to my fuck man earlier

I want a fuck man. ..where do I get one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you drinking?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

Lightweight! I've had a million JDs and I can still type!!

Deeply ashamed, will try harder

Letting us d*unkards down. "

Shall I drink more?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

You ok xx

Woooo

Lmfao is that a yes

Oops wrong emoji should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?

Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain "

That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had a big glass of wine and now I'm having another to fo with my ibuprofen.:: I'd say I'm looking hot in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But.

I did send a pic of my hairy cunt to my fuck man earlier

I want a fuck man. ..where do I get one? "

My one found me on an app on that popular social media site.

He practically begged me to meet him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive

A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had a big glass of wine and now I'm having another to fo with my ibuprofen.:: I'd say I'm looking hot in the bath

Send me a pic of you in the bath..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?

Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain

That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice

Is it raining by you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive

A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at

What the fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But.

I did send a pic of my hairy cunt to my fuck man earlier

I want a fuck man. ..where do I get one?

My one found me on an app on that popular social media site.

He practically begged me to meet him. "

Hmm. I'm unfucked then!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I've got a cut knee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?

Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain

That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice

Is it raining by you?

It's not raining here. I went out without a coat.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I've got a cut knee.

Kiss better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?

Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain

That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice

Is it raining by you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a cut knee.

What the fuck is wrong with you woman! I have plasters in my handbag. True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink wine! I knew I was doing something wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a cut knee.

Kiss better

He wants to tongue you.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"But.

I did send a pic of my hairy cunt to my fuck man earlier

I want a fuck man. ..where do I get one? "

When you find one, let me know where. I need one too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive

A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at

What the fuck. "

Nope I don't fuck my pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't drink wine! I knew I was doing something wrong

Wine is for silly people. Get the strong stuff down your neck.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I've got a cut knee.

Kiss better

He wants to tongue you."

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive

A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at

What the fuck.

Nope I don't fuck my pillow

You sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive

A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at

What the fuck.

Nope I don't fuck my pillow

You sure? "

Pretty sure. It's never crusty in the morning

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I've got a cut knee.

What the fuck is wrong with you woman! I have plasters in my handbag. True story."

I just don't drink often. Woops

Will you mend me?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?

Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain

That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice

Is it raining by you?

Can I live there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a cut knee.

What the fuck is wrong with you woman! I have plasters in my handbag. True story.

I just don't drink often. Woops

Will you mend me?"

I'll lick you better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?

Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain

That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice

Is it raining by you?

Can I live there?

I think there's room in one of the sheds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive

A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at

What the fuck.

Nope I don't fuck my pillow

You sure?

Pretty sure. It's never crusty in the morning

Check the headboard.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?

Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain

That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice

Is it raining by you?

Can I live there?

I think there's room in one of the sheds

That'll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?

Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain

That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice

Is it raining by you?

Can I live there?

I think there's room in one of the sheds

You have more than one shed? How posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?

Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain

That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice

Is it raining by you?

Can I live there?

It's a browd moonlit nicht nicht the nicht here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive

A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at

What the fuck.

Nope I don't fuck my pillow

You sure?

Pretty sure. It's never crusty in the morning

Check the headboard."

Nope never had to wash that either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive

A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at

What the fuck.

Nope I don't fuck my pillow

You sure?

Pretty sure. It's never crusty in the morning

Check the headboard.

Nope never had to wash that either

You are very funny

and I have had too much wine also, that's how I managed to delete a post I hadn't even finished writing out!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?

Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain

That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice

Is it raining by you?

Can I live there?

I think there's room in one of the sheds

You have more than one shed? How posh

We have 3..and a summer house. The bikes live in there though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive

A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at

What the fuck.

Nope I don't fuck my pillow

You sure?

Pretty sure. It's never crusty in the morning

Check the headboard.

Nope never had to wash that either

You are very funny

and I have had too much wine also, that's how I managed to delete a post I hadn't even finished writing out!!!!"

Funny peculiar? Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have 3..and a summer house. The bikes live in there though

So that's what you call your slaves???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who else is the sexiest person on the planet?

Funny, witty, charming ....

Not forgetting wise

Ok Google?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm d*unk and los5 and i felled ovwr

Oh dear. ..are you ok? ?

Drains are slippery fyckers in the rain

That they are. Move somewhere where it isn't raining. That's my advice

Is it raining by you?

Can I live there?

I think there's room in one of the sheds

You have more than one shed? How posh

We have 3..and a summer house. The bikes live in there though

Are you keen gardeners?

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over a year ago

"Funnily enough a large glass of Malbec and large Jim Beam and later and the last thing in my mind is who's sexy. However my bed is increasingly attractive

A cuddle with my pillow is where it's at

What the fuck.

Nope I don't fuck my pillow

You sure?

Pretty sure. It's never crusty in the morning

Check the headboard.

Nope never had to wash that either

You are very funny

and I have had too much wine also, that's how I managed to delete a post I hadn't even finished writing out!!!!"

That's fat finger syndrome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's fat finger syndrome"

I wasn't typing with my finger

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By *dluvvaMan
over a year ago

lancaster

Shake it baby !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's fat finger syndrome

I wasn't typing with my finger

Uncontrollable knob syndrome then

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"That's fat finger syndrome

I wasn't typing with my finger

Uncontrollable knob syndrome then

There's a lot of it about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think of it as a hands free kit

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