FabSwingers.com forum: Attractive, fit, and don't look my age

By *roticGoddessXX OP Woman
over a year ago

Richmond

Have been wondering about these descriptions for a while now. So, in an attempt at applying them to myself, here goes:

Attractive: to bees, especially if I'm smeared with honey.

Fit: Darwin's "Survival of the Fittest" didn't mean the biggest and best, it meant the ones able to adapt to surroundings. I live in an area full of pubs. I'm fit.

Don't Look Your Age: so they keep telling me. I'm 50, I admit it. I don't lie. So, do I look 65 or 42? that's the part no one says.

Are you Attractive, Fit, and Don't Look Your Age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have been wondering about these descriptions for a while now. So, in an attempt at applying them to myself, here goes:

Attractive: to bees, especially if I'm smeared with honey.

Fit: Darwin's "Survival of the Fittest" didn't mean the biggest and best, it meant the ones able to adapt to surroundings. I live in an area full of pubs. I'm fit.

Don't Look Your Age: so they keep telling me. I'm 50, I admit it. I don't lie. So, do I look 65 or 42? that's the part no one says.

Are you Attractive, Fit, and Don't Look Your Age?"

Think i am reasonably good looking (without tooting my trumpet), not as fit as i would like to be, and a dash of the loreal on my hair makes me look worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have been wondering about these descriptions for a while now. So, in an attempt at applying them to myself, here goes:

Attractive: to bees, especially if I'm smeared with honey.

Fit: Darwin's "Survival of the Fittest" didn't mean the biggest and best, it meant the ones able to adapt to surroundings. I live in an area full of pubs. I'm fit.

Don't Look Your Age: so they keep telling me. I'm 50, I admit it. I don't lie. So, do I look 65 or 42? that's the part no one says.

Are you Attractive, Fit, and Don't Look Your Age?"

At least some people try to let you know what they look like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm attractive (my "looked at me" tab had at least a dozen fab straight blokes perve at me along with a single lady with a silhouette avatar. Probably a man pretending to be a lady).

And fit (Three square meals of stress and a physical job along with a tendency to try and run or surf away real life problens have actually left me in okay shape)

And don't look a day over 38 and a half!

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By *roticGoddessXX OP Woman
over a year ago

Richmond

"Have been wondering about these descriptions for a while now. So, in an attempt at applying them to myself, here goes:

Attractive: to bees, especially if I'm smeared with honey.

Fit: Darwin's "Survival of the Fittest" didn't mean the biggest and best, it meant the ones able to adapt to surroundings. I live in an area full of pubs. I'm fit.

Don't Look Your Age: so they keep telling me. I'm 50, I admit it. I don't lie. So, do I look 65 or 42? that's the part no one says.

Are you Attractive, Fit, and Don't Look Your Age?

At least some people try to let you know what they look like

Your point being....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, not right now, no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't look my age. Good genes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have been wondering about these descriptions for a while now. So, in an attempt at applying them to myself, here goes:

Attractive: to bees, especially if I'm smeared with honey.

Fit: Darwin's "Survival of the Fittest" didn't mean the biggest and best, it meant the ones able to adapt to surroundings. I live in an area full of pubs. I'm fit.

Don't Look Your Age: so they keep telling me. I'm 50, I admit it. I don't lie. So, do I look 65 or 42? that's the part no one says.

Are you Attractive, Fit, and Don't Look Your Age?

At least some people try to let you know what they look like

Your point being....?"

That some people try to let you know what they look like

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By *roticGoddessXX OP Woman
over a year ago

Richmond

"Have been wondering about these descriptions for a while now. So, in an attempt at applying them to myself, here goes:

Attractive: to bees, especially if I'm smeared with honey.

Fit: Darwin's "Survival of the Fittest" didn't mean the biggest and best, it meant the ones able to adapt to surroundings. I live in an area full of pubs. I'm fit.

Don't Look Your Age: so they keep telling me. I'm 50, I admit it. I don't lie. So, do I look 65 or 42? that's the part no one says.

Are you Attractive, Fit, and Don't Look Your Age?

At least some people try to let you know what they look like

Your point being....?

That some people try to let you know what they look like

OK. And some of us prefer being shadowy silhouettes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have been wondering about these descriptions for a while now. So, in an attempt at applying them to myself, here goes:

Attractive: to bees, especially if I'm smeared with honey.

Fit: Darwin's "Survival of the Fittest" didn't mean the biggest and best, it meant the ones able to adapt to surroundings. I live in an area full of pubs. I'm fit.

Don't Look Your Age: so they keep telling me. I'm 50, I admit it. I don't lie. So, do I look 65 or 42? that's the part no one says.

Are you Attractive, Fit, and Don't Look Your Age?

At least some people try to let you know what they look like

Your point being....?

That some people try to let you know what they look like

OK. And some of us prefer being shadowy silhouettes. "

Yea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told I look older than what I am numerous times. It cuts deep.

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

I (mrs) get told I'm attractive and that I look younger than my years... and I go running! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I look my age and I think im more mature than my age too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both ugly, both fat, however were a damn good shag and a damn good combo.

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"Both ugly, both fat, however were a damn good shag and a damn good combo."

Made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no clue what someone my age should look like. And no one has a clue what my age is

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I'm tall. And handsome in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i get told i dont look my age - i like that - i certainly dont act it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ta daa

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

My face is a giveaway to my age but my body isn't...unless you look carefully for the tell tale signs.

I think I'm attractive, I have to, no fucker else seems to think so! I spent today watching my reflection in shop windows strutting my stuff, wearing a short denim skirt with a chunky belt, boob hugging, scoop neck top and Birkenstocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often get told that I look younger but there again some guys will try anything to get a shag

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Attractive? I'm not a head turners but I have had some people I found attractive reciprocate that attraction so that's sufficient. Fit? Not really, but I have made a concerted effort recently and am probably fitter now than I was in my twenties and thirties. Looking my age? I have no clue. People tend to seem surprised when I tell them how old I am but I also think people are just rubbish at guessing ages generally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm attractive fit and don't look my age

Get it all the time.

Healthy eating, healthy training

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attractive? I'm not a head turners but I have had some people I found attractive reciprocate that attraction so that's sufficient. Fit? Not really, but I have made a concerted effort recently and am probably fitter now than I was in my twenties and thirties. Looking my age? I have no clue. People tend to seem surprised when I tell them how old I am but I also think people are just rubbish at guessing ages generally."

Yes I would agree with this. Judging by the amount of people that seem to get told they look younger I think people still have their age barometers set to what people looked like in the 50s....then a 40 year old looked ancient.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

All the wow's I get I'm surprised I've not been scooped up and become a model years ago! I think I missed my true calling

The one thing I will admit to is that I do scrub up well, I look great in my jeans, they are so great I even have a thigh gap whatever the fuck that is meant to mean, the fact I get told I have a better body than someone 20 years younger is lost on me as my body was even better just 10 years ago!

So no I know what I have and what I bring, I don't need compliments I am my own commodity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told I look older than what I am numerous times. It cuts deep.

Yummy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I shave my beard I get I.D'd for a bastard scratchcard!!! I'm 31 ffs!!

MR. M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get told I don't look my age. I don't think I'm fit though

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

You don't look your age sinning you look late 20s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of people, including my child and grandchildren tell me I don't look younger than my age.

I'm not fit.

I'm of average attraction, looks wise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of people, including my child and grandchildren tell me I don't look younger than my age.

I'm not fit.

I'm of average attraction, looks wise.

As long as your happy inside what does it matter that is all thats counts. x

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Fat, ugly and look older than I am but don't care, if someone likes me then great if not I'm not going to lose any sleep over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I attractive: not sure. Been told on here yes but vanilla life says otherwise.

Am I fit: yes I would say so.

Do I look my age: yes if not slightly older.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I attractive: not sure. Been told on here yes but vanilla life says otherwise.

Am I fit: yes I would say so.

Do I look my age: yes if not slightly older. "

TBH very fit but a short arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I'm attractive, and I think I look my age...

Fab says otherwise. Regularly get told I'm not my age.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Attractive. Thats for others to decide.

Fit. Working on it but a way to go to get to where i want to be.

Look my age. If i am clean shaven i look about 30. With my face fuzz id say i look more my actual age.

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By *dluvvaMan
over a year ago

lancaster

U tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attractive. Thats for others to decide.

Fit. Working on it but a way to go to get to where i want to be.

Look my age. If i am clean shaven i look about 30. With my face fuzz id say i look more my actual age."

Babe love you as you don't change. :- p xx

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By *dluvvaMan
over a year ago

lancaster

Moschino ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't look your age sinning you look late 20s"

Thank you sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I'm attractive, and I think I look my age...

Fab says otherwise. Regularly get told I'm not my age. "

You have a lovely smile

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Attractive. Thats for others to decide.

Fit. Working on it but a way to go to get to where i want to be.

Look my age. If i am clean shaven i look about 30. With my face fuzz id say i look more my actual age.

Babe love you as you don't change. :- p xx"

You wanting your balls tickled by my beard?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Don't particularly give a shit but I've enjoyed every minute of making this 48 year old body look lived in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still get I.d'd for video games at Sainsbury's ??.

I'm 30 next year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I'm attractive, and I think I look my age...

Fab says otherwise. Regularly get told I'm not my age.

You have a lovely smile

Says you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attractive. Thats for others to decide.

Fit. Working on it but a way to go to get to where i want to be.

Look my age. If i am clean shaven i look about 30. With my face fuzz id say i look more my actual age.

Babe love you as you don't change. :- p xx

You wanting your balls tickled by my beard?

I feel like i'm being groomed now by a dirty old sad man.

But hey we can keep it a secret.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much time for this. I think that usernames should be vetted before approval. How misleading is little miss sexy pants when she is as little as she is sexy?

PREACH SISTER!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've already taken 20 years off my age and still get told I don't look my age

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I've already taken 20 years off my age and still get told I don't look my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I'm attractive, and I think I look my age...

Fab says otherwise. Regularly get told I'm not my age.

You have a lovely smile

Says you

Haha. Not looked at your profile before. Seems like I was missing out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've already taken 20 years off my age and still get told I don't look my age

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Attractive. Thats for others to decide.

Fit. Working on it but a way to go to get to where i want to be.

Look my age. If i am clean shaven i look about 30. With my face fuzz id say i look more my actual age.

Babe love you as you don't change. :- p xx

You wanting your balls tickled by my beard?

I feel like i'm being groomed now by a dirty old sad man.

But hey we can keep it a secret.

Oi dirty middle aged man thank you!

Ok we can keep it between us. No one else meeds to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I'm attractive, and I think I look my age...

Fab says otherwise. Regularly get told I'm not my age.

You have a lovely smile

Says you

Haha. Not looked at your profile before. Seems like I was missing out

Aww shucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So much time for this. I think that usernames should be vetted before approval. How misleading is little miss sexy pants when she is as little as she is sexy?

PREACH SISTER!"

As in your username needing vetting too? Oh, I completely agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, attractive is subjective so I hope so even if I don't think so! Fit? Well I've never had a complaint about my stamina lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha, attractive is subjective so I hope so even if I don't think so! Fit? Well I've never had a complaint about my stamina lol."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha, attractive is subjective so I hope so even if I don't think so! Fit? Well I've never had a complaint about my stamina lol."

Oh and sadly I look older than I am

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