FabSwingers.com forum: Im probably the happiest man alive at this moment

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Beat that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant....im jealous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I cant....im jealous!"

U should be jealous

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

D*unk by any chance?!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Won the lottery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You said probably. Someone probably can beat it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You've had sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a shag?

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

If carlsberg did men.......

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You're in love!

What is it man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even more so than Richard Branson?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im an happy man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're in love!

What is it man?"

He's had a shit after a week with constipation, drank a beer, ate a sausage sandwich, and something about football.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Go on the op - what's happened?

If I had to lay bets - I'd say you've just become a grandad for the first time or something?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You're in love!

What is it man?

He's had a shit after a week with constipation, drank a beer, ate a sausage sandwich, and something about football.

Oh fair play I'm not surprised then

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Im an happy man

Bloody hell you must be I thought you didn't like emojis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You found that fiver you thought you lost last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beat that"

I baked a cake and ate it. Booyashakaaaa

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Beat that

I baked a cake and ate it. Booyashakaaaa"

All of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beat that

I baked a cake and ate it. Booyashakaaaa

All of it?"

4/8 of it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Beat that

I baked a cake and ate it. Booyashakaaaa

All of it?

4/8 of it"

Did the op eat the rest is that why he's happy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tease -

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

*waits patiently*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beat that

I baked a cake and ate it. Booyashakaaaa

All of it?

4/8 of it

Did the op eat the rest is that why he's happy?"

I don't share food.

Are we still guessing? I reckon he got a breakfast pasty on a shovel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be I am. Touché

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

She said 'that was wonderful, do it again!'

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"You said probably. Someone probably can beat it.

Nice coffee

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

He's not saying,I don't care anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your happiness level doesn't affect mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so what is it ???

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

He's NOT positive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he logged off - probably grinning as we are left guessing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in Bali. Its 10.30 in the morning. Its sunny and 30 degrees. The sea is as warm as a bath. Ive just had a great fresh fruit breakfast. Before that I had great sex with my wife LittleBeaver. Im surrounding by beautiful Balinese women.

I think I'm high up on the happiness stakes!

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

"Im in Bali. Its 10.30 in the morning. Its sunny and 30 degrees. The sea is as warm as a bath. Ive just had a great fresh fruit breakfast. Before that I had great sex with my wife LittleBeaver. Im surrounding by beautiful Balinese women.

I think I'm high up on the happiness stakes!

With the OP keep us hanging, you win!

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By *exy_cpl1990Couple
over a year ago

berkshire

Judging by his profile... back to back episodes of startrek on Dave... hence why he's not online anymore !! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And am property the one stuffed with the flu more than anyone. Nose head body all over hurts.

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

"And am property the one stuffed with the flu more than anyone. Nose head body all over hurts.

Just coming to the end of mine. I feel your pain. Although I do like the husky voice I get at the end haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passed his kidney stones with limited pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And am property the one stuffed with the flu more than anyone. Nose head body all over hurts.

Just coming to the end of mine. I feel your pain. Although I do like the husky voice I get at the end haha "

I get offered my 1 meet in weeks. And I can't even move my head never mind anything else

I have tried every pill and potion I can get.coughing driving me nuts.

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

"And am property the one stuffed with the flu more than anyone. Nose head body all over hurts.

Just coming to the end of mine. I feel your pain. Although I do like the husky voice I get at the end haha

I get offered my 1 meet in weeks. And I can't even move my head never mind anything else

I have tried every pill and potion I can get.coughing driving me nuts."

Nightmare, what timing. Gas mask, it's the only way. Just pretend it's a kink *chuckles*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hankies stuffed up my nose is not a very good look.

And I seem to have broken out in hot flushes

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

"Hankies stuffed up my nose is not a very good look.

And I seem to have broken out in hot flushes

*gulp* sleep and many MANY pills!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not saying,I don't care anymore

Can't beat him if he doesn't tell you what you're up against. Very clever, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am happy too ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im a bit hungover today but it was worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sore from training but worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am sore from training but worth it

Nice ass

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"He's not saying,I don't care anymore

Can't beat him if he doesn't tell you what you're up against. Very clever, OP

He was just p*ssed by the sound's of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's not saying,I don't care anymore

Can't beat him if he doesn't tell you what you're up against. Very clever, OP

He was just p*ssed by the sound's of it

I was pissed,but it was for a good reason...pm you if you like

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

The happiest woman alive is lying in bed next to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The happiest woman alive is lying in bed next to me

Stop bragging ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The happiest woman alive is lying in bed next to me

get off fab then and keep her happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah.... Be HaPpY... It drives people crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah.... Be HaPpY... It drives people crazy

Ffs now I got the giggles reading that D!

What you like hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah.... Be HaPpY... It drives people crazy

Ffs now I got the giggles reading that D!

What you like hey

I'm Happy don't you know darling man. Will it drive you nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not saying,I don't care anymore

Can't beat him if he doesn't tell you what you're up against. Very clever, OP

He was just p*ssed by the sound's of it

I was pissed,but it was for a good reason...pm you if you like"

But whyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not saying,I don't care anymore

Can't beat him if he doesn't tell you what you're up against. Very clever, OP

He was just p*ssed by the sound's of it

I was pissed,but it was for a good reason...pm you if you like"

You're like one of those annoying people on Facebook who says something like "OMG, cannot believe what just happened!". Then when someone else says what? They say "I'll pm you babes"

Fuck..............off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah.... Be HaPpY... It drives people crazy

Ffs now I got the giggles reading that D!

What you like hey

I'm Happy don't you know darling man. Will it drive you nuts? "

Pfffffft stop it ...

You said nuts! Oh lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not saying,I don't care anymore

Can't beat him if he doesn't tell you what you're up against. Very clever, OP

He was just p*ssed by the sound's of it

I was pissed,but it was for a good reason...pm you if you like

You're like one of those annoying people on Facebook who says something like "OMG, cannot believe what just happened!". Then when someone else says what? They say "I'll pm you babes"

Fuck..............off. "

I hate those.

You know who you are.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's not saying,I don't care anymore

Can't beat him if he doesn't tell you what you're up against. Very clever, OP

He was just p*ssed by the sound's of it

I was pissed,but it was for a good reason...pm you if you like

You're like one of those annoying people on Facebook who says something like "OMG, cannot believe what just happened!". Then when someone else says what? They say "I'll pm you babes"

Fuck..............off. "

I wouldnt know about fb im not on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just not interested in competition. "Beat that" is a bit "I can pee up a wall higher than you." Well, probably. So I shall empathise with your happiness instead and be happy for you, while forgiving you your blokiness, because as Oscar Wilde and Khloe Kardashian said, "Always forgive your enemies. Nothing will annoy them more."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just not interested in competition. "Beat that" is a bit "I can pee up a wall higher than you." Well, probably. So I shall empathise with your happiness instead and be happy for you, while forgiving you your blokiness, because as Oscar Wilde and Khloe Kardashian said, "Always forgive your enemies. Nothing will annoy them more.""

Dont take things to serious,i was d*unk and happy,its just a silly thread....live long and prosper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not saying,I don't care anymore

Can't beat him if he doesn't tell you what you're up against. Very clever, OP

He was just p*ssed by the sound's of it

I was pissed,but it was for a good reason...pm you if you like

You're like one of those annoying people on Facebook who says something like "OMG, cannot believe what just happened!". Then when someone else says what? They say "I'll pm you babes"

Fuck..............off.

I hate those.

You know who you are....."

Ha ha ha is that what happens on FB I knew it had some negatives, but didn't realise it was that bad! Sheeeeeesh

I never had FB account. If I did I would probably get bored and close it in a matter of days. Just not my thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not saying,I don't care anymore

Can't beat him if he doesn't tell you what you're up against. Very clever, OP

He was just p*ssed by the sound's of it

I was pissed,but it was for a good reason...pm you if you like

You're like one of those annoying people on Facebook who says something like "OMG, cannot believe what just happened!". Then when someone else says what? They say "I'll pm you babes"

Fuck..............off.

I hate those.

You know who you are.....

Ha ha ha is that what happens on FB I knew it had some negatives, but didn't realise it was that bad! Sheeeeeesh

I never had FB account. If I did I would probably get bored and close it in a matter of days. Just not my thing

It's good for people watching. When they start posting loved up pics and smoochy comments you know they're headed for divorce.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Tell us all and it better be good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not saying,I don't care anymore

Can't beat him if he doesn't tell you what you're up against. Very clever, OP

He was just p*ssed by the sound's of it

I was pissed,but it was for a good reason...pm you if you like

You're like one of those annoying people on Facebook who says something like "OMG, cannot believe what just happened!". Then when someone else says what? They say "I'll pm you babes"

Fuck..............off. "

YES! Attention seeking, fishing for PM's. You hit the nail on the head

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

he.s lives in Birmingham and had his bin emptied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe I scrolled through the whole thread and still didn't find out the reason. This is like Buzzfeed levels of click bait, well played OP!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

"Beat that"

She left

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

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