FabSwingers.com forum: A Poem, An Ode, To Fab

By *ub-Master OP Man
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

I’ve got a thing,

It’s a Fabswing thing

Where the boys and girls play

With their ding-a-lings

It’s deceit,

And it’s lies

With wild exaggerations,

About their size

With dusky blondes

And bright brunettes

And sheer seamed stockings

Or trashy fish-nets

In the open

Or in the dark

In a Premier Inn

Or an Inn car park

Fun that’s fetish

Knickers getting wet-ish

Tied to the bed,

Getting whipped with a raddish!?

Tv’s into TV,

Players into sport

Don’t need to be a sailor,

To have one in every port

“Can accom”

“Sub not Dom”

“Must be clean”

And “Where you from?”

“No time wasters”

“Must be under forty”

There’s no age limit

On being naughty!

On-line swinging

Cyber car keys

In an E-bowl

Got two meets!

I’m on a roll

She sounds tasty,

I’ll try my luck

The returned message

Contains “OFF” and “FUCK”

Sometimes I sit

And rue the day

Of using this route

To get my end away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got a thing,

It’s a Fabswing thing

Where the boys and girls play

With their ding-a-lings

It’s deceit,

And it’s lies

With wild exaggerations,

About their size

With dusky blondes

And bright brunettes

And sheer seamed stockings

Or trashy fish-nets

In the open

Or in the dark

In a Premier Inn

Or an Inn car park

Fun that’s fetish

Knickers getting wet-ish

Tied to the bed,

Getting whipped with a raddish!?

Tv’s into TV,

Players into sport

Don’t need to be a sailor,

To have one in every port

“Can accom”

“Sub not Dom”

“Must be clean”

And “Where you from?”

“No time wasters”

“Must be under forty”

There’s no age limit

On being naughty!

On-line swinging

Cyber car keys

In an E-bowl

Got two meets!

I’m on a roll

She sounds tasty,

I’ll try my luck

The returned message

Contains “OFF” and “FUCK”

Sometimes I sit

And rue the day

Of using this route

To get my end away!

That's really good. I was beginning to think no one else was interested in poetry on here after my 2 earlier attempts met with stony silence.

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By *ub-Master OP Man
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks

I'll see how this one goes, i may have to change my subject matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We definitely need more culture on fab, and we certainly need less people bitching about their perceived lack of success or people asking for profile advice umpteen times when they have no pictures and a one liner!

Sorry to rant, cracking poem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome bud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked it

felt like I was rapping it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now once upon a time

a thread about rhyme

was posted in the forum

with skill and decorum

others really should try

their skill do not deny

and lets make it a ploy

for the rest to enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"now once upon a time

a thread about rhyme

was posted in the forum

with skill and decorum

others really should try

their skill do not deny

and lets make it a ploy

for the rest to enjoy

Well i've tried it before,

Alas it seems i'm a bore.

I take silence as criticim,

My prose devoid of witticism.

But i'll come back for more,

And see if i can even the score.

I'm nothing if not persistent,

And sometimes quite insistent.

A change of tack may be required,

More pleasant subjects desired.

Though my writing's often down,

Turning a smile into a frown.

I'll see if i can fulfill your need,

To have something more jolly to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this is a story, all about how.

My sex life got exciting, thanks to fabswinger town.

I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there.

I’ll tell you how I love to get my skin bare.

Online with Fabs, my horn level raised,

In the forums is where I spend most of my days.

Postin’, pervin’, relaxing all cool,

Dreamin’ of some naughtiness, against a wall.

But I have a little fantasy of gettin’ up to no good,

With a sexy lady or couple, in my neighbourhood.

I’ve been let down before and even got scared,

But I’m not givin’ up, even though I’ve despaired!

I’ve messaged n’ winked profiles, day after day.

But they pack my suit case and send me on my way.

They sometimes give me a kiss or just a polite no.

But I’m thinking to myself ‘Damn, you make my cock grow!’

First off yo, this is bad

Wants the difference between me and another lad?

I put in an effort and can communicate,

So come on, message me - yo, don’t be late!

I can whistle for a cab, or you can come here.

A coffee, a meal or a nice cold beer.

If anything I could say, if a meet’s up for grabs,

I hope to find it here, on the website of fabs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. Very good. We like these.

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