FabSwingers.com forum: The opposite sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could change one thing about the opposite sex, physically or otherwise, what would it be?

(stereotyping allowed but be nice)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban football; can't prise him away from it

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ban football; can't prise him away from it

- Mrs. J -"

I agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level "

That's so deep

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before."

I haven't

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Stop them overthinking everything

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

The ability to look for things properly. Opening an cupboard etc and expecting an item to magically jump out into your hands, isn't going to happen.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Stop them overthinking everything"

Good call , although this could apply to either sex

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Stop them overthinking everything

Good call , although this could apply to either sex

As a middle grounder I can pick and choose what sex to apply it to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to look for things properly. Opening an cupboard etc and expecting an item to magically jump out into your hands, isn't going to happen.

That's called man looking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some species are single gender, dependent on the predator level. The number of males birthed is directly proportional to the threat. No predators: no males. Scientists believe humans could also do the same - females just begin self-fertilising and birth only females. They say males would be bred out within two generations.

So that.

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By *igger101ukMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before."

Bugger. My irony meter needle just flew off the end of the scale..

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Stop them overthinking everything

Good call , although this could apply to either sex

As a middle grounder I can pick and choose what sex to apply it to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make one of them my boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make them lose that ability to look at you in that way that messes your brain.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Get them to say what they mean and mean what they say. They're confusing

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By *igger101ukMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Get them to say what they mean and mean what they say. They're confusing

Said a lady...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They only wear skirts or dresses.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Get them to say what they mean and mean what they say. They're confusing

Said a lady..."

Fair point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to look for things properly. Opening an cupboard etc and expecting an item to magically jump out into your hands, isn't going to happen.

Oh this, yes!

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

"The ability to look for things properly. Opening an cupboard etc and expecting an item to magically jump out into your hands, isn't going to happen.

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This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get them to say what they mean and mean what they say. They're confusing

Seriously? What about the 'no, honestly i'm fine', when they clearly are not, conundrum that we poor buggers are faced with on a regular basis. And then we get into trouble for not being able to read their minds, now that's confusing.

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By *rbean69Man
over a year ago

Stroud

"Get them to say what they mean and mean what they say. They're confusing

I was under the impression that men do tend to be more honest that women in this respect. I have often suffered for my honesty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd make women talk straight. Get rid of conversations like

me: are you ok?

her: Yea I'm fine

me: good

her: SEE! THIS IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH YOU!

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"I'd make women talk straight. Get rid of conversations like

me: are you ok?

her: Yea I'm fine

me: good

her: SEE! THIS IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH YOU!"

This. And just be normal, look after themselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?"

Why can't all womens conversations be to that standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am scared to say don't want to decrease my changes of a meet

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Why can't all womens conversations be to that standard

See... I knew I could talk man talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They only wear skirts or dresses. "

That's a good one.

Make men only wear skirts or dresses.

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"I am scared to say don't want to decrease my changes of a meet

You're a single guy, they don't get any lower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less wanking, more fucking.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?"

Game, set and match

well played princess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Why can't all womens conversations be to that standard

See... I knew I could talk man talk

Please feel free to teach your fellow women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like men and women to value their intuition over their logical minds... Think everyone would be way happier, less uptight and more in tune with wtf they actually want out of life in general

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Game, set and match

well played princess

*courtseys and nods head in achievement*

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Why can't all womens conversations be to that standard

See... I knew I could talk man talk

Please feel free to teach your fellow women"

If I do that, I'll stop being as special as I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am scared to say don't want to decrease my changes of a meet

Don't worry. Guys will still want to meet you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shopping.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Game, set and match

well played princess

*courtseys and nods head in achievement*"

*hands over the trophy and tiara*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol exactly

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Game, set and match

well played princess

*courtseys and nods head in achievement*

*hands over the trophy and tiara*"

* accepts with grace and a sense of smugness*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Game, set and match

well played princess

*courtseys and nods head in achievement*

*hands over the trophy and tiara*

* accepts with grace and a sense of smugness*"

Kiss arse

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Game, set and match

well played princess

*courtseys and nods head in achievement*

*hands over the trophy and tiara*

* accepts with grace and a sense of smugness*

Kiss arse

*kisses princess ass*

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Game, set and match

well played princess

*courtseys and nods head in achievement*

*hands over the trophy and tiara*

* accepts with grace and a sense of smugness*

Kiss arse

*kisses princess ass*

Check-mate. Now be a dear and take the bins out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Game, set and match

well played princess

*courtseys and nods head in achievement*

*hands over the trophy and tiara*

* accepts with grace and a sense of smugness*

Kiss arse

*kisses princess ass*

Check-mate. Now be a dear and take the bins out

HA! You take the bins out, I'll have a blowjob

check mate!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Game, set and match

well played princess

*courtseys and nods head in achievement*

*hands over the trophy and tiara*

* accepts with grace and a sense of smugness*

Kiss arse

*kisses princess ass*

Check-mate. Now be a dear and take the bins out

HA! You take the bins out, I'll have a blowjob

check mate!"

Now now dear, swings n roundabouts, you cant have it all. Blowjob, then take the bins out with a look of satisfaction on your chops.

Compromise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Game, set and match

well played princess

*courtseys and nods head in achievement*

*hands over the trophy and tiara*

* accepts with grace and a sense of smugness*

Kiss arse

*kisses princess ass*

Check-mate. Now be a dear and take the bins out

HA! You take the bins out, I'll have a blowjob

check mate!

Now now dear, swings n roundabouts, you cant have it all. Blowjob, then take the bins out with a look of satisfaction on your chops.

Compromise. "

Yea....ok......blowjob first though yea?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Game, set and match

well played princess

*courtseys and nods head in achievement*

*hands over the trophy and tiara*

* accepts with grace and a sense of smugness*

Kiss arse

*kisses princess ass*

Check-mate. Now be a dear and take the bins out

HA! You take the bins out, I'll have a blowjob

check mate!

Now now dear, swings n roundabouts, you cant have it all. Blowjob, then take the bins out with a look of satisfaction on your chops.

Compromise.

Yea....ok......blowjob first though yea?"

Course, thing is, it's that good you won't dare forget the bins coz you know you'd never get another

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Game, set and match

well played princess

*courtseys and nods head in achievement*

*hands over the trophy and tiara*

* accepts with grace and a sense of smugness*

Kiss arse

*kisses princess ass*

Check-mate. Now be a dear and take the bins out

HA! You take the bins out, I'll have a blowjob

check mate!

Now now dear, swings n roundabouts, you cant have it all. Blowjob, then take the bins out with a look of satisfaction on your chops.

Compromise.

Yea....ok......blowjob first though yea?

Course, thing is, it's that good you won't dare forget the bins coz you know you'd never get another

If its thats good, I won't need another

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By *rbean69Man
over a year ago

Stroud

I would need to take the bins out before getting the blowjob or I wouldn't enjoy the blowjob for worrying about the bins. O.K., I admit I'm a bit strange.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Game, set and match

well played princess

*courtseys and nods head in achievement*

*hands over the trophy and tiara*

* accepts with grace and a sense of smugness*

Kiss arse

*kisses princess ass*

Check-mate. Now be a dear and take the bins out

HA! You take the bins out, I'll have a blowjob

check mate!

Now now dear, swings n roundabouts, you cant have it all. Blowjob, then take the bins out with a look of satisfaction on your chops.

Compromise.

Yea....ok......blowjob first though yea?

Course, thing is, it's that good you won't dare forget the bins coz you know you'd never get another

If its thats good, I won't need another

Ah.... the memory wank bank. A wondrous place where good things happen and moments in time stand still.

Nope...that's just the the bloody thing buffering

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Game, set and match

well played princess

*courtseys and nods head in achievement*

*hands over the trophy and tiara*

* accepts with grace and a sense of smugness*

Kiss arse

*kisses princess ass*

Check-mate. Now be a dear and take the bins out

HA! You take the bins out, I'll have a blowjob

check mate!

Now now dear, swings n roundabouts, you cant have it all. Blowjob, then take the bins out with a look of satisfaction on your chops.

Compromise.

Yea....ok......blowjob first though yea?

Course, thing is, it's that good you won't dare forget the bins coz you know you'd never get another

If its thats good, I won't need another

Ah.... the memory wank bank. A wondrous place where good things happen and moments in time stand still.

Nope...that's just the the bloody thing buffering "

I'm just going to get straight to the point. Do your own bins, its no longer a mans job anymore. Equal rights, you wanted it, deal with it

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Game, set and match

well played princess

*courtseys and nods head in achievement*

*hands over the trophy and tiara*

* accepts with grace and a sense of smugness*

Kiss arse

*kisses princess ass*

Check-mate. Now be a dear and take the bins out

HA! You take the bins out, I'll have a blowjob

check mate!"

* shuffles out sorrowfully to do the bins as princess commands*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get them to realise that if I act jealous or clingy it's only cos I like them and they should thank all their gods that I'm even interested in them.

I'd also make 7 inch the minimum compulsory length in willys, they can grow bigger if that's what god intended but no one would be below and always with decent girth.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bring us to a level of understanding on a mental level

That's so deep

I've heard that before.

I haven't

That's because... as a bloke. You don't fucking listen

That's because... as a woman. You don't have anything fucking interesting to say

Blow job?

Game, set and match

well played princess

*courtseys and nods head in achievement*

*hands over the trophy and tiara*

* accepts with grace and a sense of smugness*

Kiss arse

*kisses princess ass*

Check-mate. Now be a dear and take the bins out

HA! You take the bins out, I'll have a blowjob

check mate!

Now now dear, swings n roundabouts, you cant have it all. Blowjob, then take the bins out with a look of satisfaction on your chops.

Compromise.

Yea....ok......blowjob first though yea?

Course, thing is, it's that good you won't dare forget the bins coz you know you'd never get another

If its thats good, I won't need another

Ah.... the memory wank bank. A wondrous place where good things happen and moments in time stand still.

Nope...that's just the the bloody thing buffering

I'm just going to get straight to the point. Do your own bins, its no longer a mans job anymore. Equal rights, you wanted it, deal with it

I rarely do my own anything. Fuck all to do with my sex, and all to do with my lazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get them to realise that if I act jealous or clingy it's only cos I like them and they should thank all their gods that I'm even interested in them.

I'd also make 7 inch the minimum compulsory length in willys, they can grow bigger if that's what god intended but no one would be below and always with decent girth. "

Jealous and clingy, yes! Women would no longer do that as its annoying as shit!

Thanks for the reminder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would need to take the bins out before getting the blowjob or I wouldn't enjoy the blowjob for worrying about the bins. O.K., I admit I'm a bit strange."

I have to take the bins out in order to get a blowjob.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Give them the ability to ACTUALLY listen and take note!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get them to realise that if I act jealous or clingy it's only cos I like them and they should thank all their gods that I'm even interested in them.

I'd also make 7 inch the minimum compulsory length in willys, they can grow bigger if that's what god intended but no one would be below and always with decent girth.

Jealous and clingy, yes! Women would no longer do that as its annoying as shit!

Thanks for the reminder

Yeah but just picture the scene, you're on a night out with your lady and some other bird is eying you up, your lady grabs you by the penis to publicly assert her authority. Doesn't that make you feel all loved and protected and wanted?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get them to realise that if I act jealous or clingy it's only cos I like them and they should thank all their gods that I'm even interested in them.

I'd also make 7 inch the minimum compulsory length in willys, they can grow bigger if that's what god intended but no one would be below and always with decent girth.

Jealous and clingy, yes! Women would no longer do that as its annoying as shit!

Thanks for the reminder

How hard are grabbing the penis?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Get them to realise that if I act jealous or clingy it's only cos I like them and they should thank all their gods that I'm even interested in them.

I'd also make 7 inch the minimum compulsory length in willys, they can grow bigger if that's what god intended but no one would be below and always with decent girth.

Jealous and clingy, yes! Women would no longer do that as its annoying as shit!

Thanks for the reminder

I think these are traits for both sexes. Women are more likely to admit it though

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Get them to say what they mean and mean what they say. They're confusing

If you dont know im not telling you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get them to realise that if I act jealous or clingy it's only cos I like them and they should thank all their gods that I'm even interested in them.

I'd also make 7 inch the minimum compulsory length in willys, they can grow bigger if that's what god intended but no one would be below and always with decent girth.

Jealous and clingy, yes! Women would no longer do that as its annoying as shit!

Thanks for the reminder

How hard are grabbing the penis?"

Just full cupping of the whole penis area.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

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"Get them to realise that if I act jealous or clingy it's only cos I like them and they should thank all their gods that I'm even interested in them.

I'd also make 7 inch the minimum compulsory length in willys, they can grow bigger if that's what god intended but no one would be below and always with decent girth.

Jealous and clingy, yes! Women would no longer do that as its annoying as shit!

Thanks for the reminder

How hard are grabbing the penis?

Just full cupping of the whole penis area. "

Do guys do the same when a guy is eye up his lady by covering her vagaina or by grabbing her boobs

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over a year ago

"Get them to realise that if I act jealous or clingy it's only cos I like them and they should thank all their gods that I'm even interested in them.

I'd also make 7 inch the minimum compulsory length in willys, they can grow bigger if that's what god intended but no one would be below and always with decent girth.

Jealous and clingy, yes! Women would no longer do that as its annoying as shit!

Thanks for the reminder

How hard are grabbing the penis?

Just full cupping of the whole penis area. "

As much as I enjoy the whole 'woman cupping my penis area', in this instance I think I'd give the whole a miss

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Get them to say what they mean and mean what they say. They're confusing

If you dont know im not telling you!"

You have to learn to read between the lines like we do with guys

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Get them to say what they mean and mean what they say. They're confusing

If you dont know im not telling you!

You have to learn to read between the lines like we do with guys

Exactly, women can be vague too though. For men going for a few drinks means spending the night in the pub, for women apparently it means sex.

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over a year ago

"Get them to say what they mean and mean what they say. They're confusing

If you dont know im not telling you!

You have to learn to read between the lines like we do with guys

Exactly, women can be vague too though. For men going for a few drinks means spending the night in the pub, for women apparently it means sex. "

So that's where i keep going wrong. Fancy going out for a few drinks?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm not mentally stable enough to read this right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some species are single gender, dependent on the predator level. The number of males birthed is directly proportional to the threat. No predators: no males. Scientists believe humans could also do the same - females just begin self-fertilising and birth only females. They say males would be bred out within two generations.

So that."

What scientists? "Females just become self fertilising", is that by choice then?

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over a year ago

"Get them to say what they mean and mean what they say. They're confusing

If you dont know im not telling you!

You have to learn to read between the lines like we do with guys

I try to avoid lines.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

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"Get them to say what they mean and mean what they say. They're confusing

If you dont know im not telling you!

You have to learn to read between the lines like we do with guys

Just bloody tell us and have done lol

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over a year ago

"Get them to say what they mean and mean what they say. They're confusing

If you dont know im not telling you!

You have to learn to read between the lines like we do with guys

I try to avoid lines.

In school I spent a lot of times writing lines, I just try to avoid them altogether now

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Get them to say what they mean and mean what they say. They're confusing

If you dont know im not telling you!

You have to learn to read between the lines like we do with guys

Exactly, women can be vague too though. For men going for a few drinks means spending the night in the pub, for women apparently it means sex.

So that's where i keep going wrong. Fancy going out for a few drinks?

I'm tee total, alcohol leads to bad choices.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Get them to say what they mean and mean what they say. They're confusing

If you dont know im not telling you!

You have to learn to read between the lines like we do with guys

Exactly, women can be vague too though. For men going for a few drinks means spending the night in the pub, for women apparently it means sex.

So that's where i keep going wrong. Fancy going out for a few drinks?

I'm tee total, alcohol leads to bad choices."

I made a really bad d*unken choice not so long ago and hurt someone

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Get them to say what they mean and mean what they say. They're confusing

If you dont know im not telling you!

You have to learn to read between the lines like we do with guys

Just bloody tell us and have done lol"

Where would the fun be in that?

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