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How do you get a ride on this thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the shop with helmet, gloves and your licence and pretend you want to buy it.

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

*grabs popcorn and waits*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Stick your out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Stick your out "

Just put it up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go in shop... buy token..

Sit on Thomas the Tank Engine

Then go home with mummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Stick your out

Just put it up lol"

More photos and a bit more info on your profile may help

God forbid you're messaging women asking for a ride

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Stick your out

Just put it up lol

More photos and a bit more info on your profile may help

God forbid you're messaging women

asking for a ride "

Will do, sounds good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go in shop... buy token..

Sit on Thomas the Tank Engine

Then go home with mummy "

Not very helpful

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

Plant a giant pampas grass in your front garden doh! Everyone knows that!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


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Do you mean how do you get a meet?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm brilliant at taking anyone out on the Dodgem Cars

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Do you mean how do you get a meet?

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Yes, possible a more appropriate word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know about other girls but I insist on a social meet without play initially

You have to be aware of our safety concerns too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go in shop... buy token..

Sit on Thomas the Tank Engine

Then go home with mummy "

As the technocrats might say garbage in garbage out.

Variations of your thread appear daily in increasing numbers.

The usual responses are

this is not instashag...

Or read the old forum posts

Sorry if I sounded harsh...no I'm not...

But I do get repetitive thread injury...it will happen to you too if you stick around...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go in shop... buy token..

Sit on Thomas the Tank Engine

Then go home with mummy

As the technocrats might say garbage in garbage out.

Variations of your thread appear daily in increasing numbers.

The usual responses are

this is not instashag...

Or read the old forum posts

Sorry if I sounded harsh...no I'm not...

But I do get repetitive thread injury...it will happen to you too if you stick around..."

Fair enough

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


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Do you mean how do you get a meet?

Yes, possible a more appropriate word "

Yep!

It takes time for men to get meets, there are a lot of you.

There's no guarantee but in general it helps to have a respectful approach, attend organised socials and clubs and stick around the forums.

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

My guess is treat the ladies with respect instead of sex toys!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know about other girls but I insist on a social meet without play initially

You have to be aware of our safety concerns too x"

True

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Very easily, if you have a decent profile, good pics & send a coherent and polite first message.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Lol's at repetitive thread injury

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very easily, if you have a decent profile, good pics & send a coherent and polite first message. "

That seems fair but a lot of the profiles have just waffle on them with no great content. A disclaimer for universities is hardly bolstering the content

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land


"Very easily, if you have a decent profile, good pics & send a coherent and polite first message.

That seems fair but a lot of the profiles have just waffle on them with no great content. A disclaimer for universities is hardly bolstering the content

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Obviously you didn't read mine properly! Look again !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last meet I got was through engaging with the person on a shared interest. Found through the forums.

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By *0shades 2000Man
over a year ago

coleraine

You gotta put in the work bud if you wanna get paid!!!!!

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land


"You gotta put in the work bud if you wanna get paid!!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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If that's how yiur going to treat a woman expect to get nothing x

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Very easily, if you have a decent profile, good pics & send a coherent and polite first message.

That seems fair but a lot of the profiles have just waffle on them with no great content. A disclaimer for universities is hardly bolstering the content

Obviously you didn't read mine properly! Look again ! "

Obviously misread mine too.

Some people eh!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAR

'fancy a ride?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theses threads make me chuckle, the cheeky op is dangling his rod whilst being a tad controversial and then there are the fab police who take themselves far to serious !!

Can't wait for the next one

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By *igger101ukMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Dear OP,

I am an old chap with little to offer other than mediocre sex and the occasional haribo.

I am nowhere near as fit as I used to be and the follicle fairy has been less than kind.

Yet incredibly I have managed to meet with some lovely people from here and elsewhere so if I can manage then so can you.

I recommend patience and something of a thick skin. If you are not used to rejection then may I resectfully suggest thst you are in the wrong place.

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land


"Dear OP,

I am an old chap with little to offer other than mediocre sex and the occasional haribo.

I am nowhere near as fit as I used to be and the follicle fairy has been less than kind.

Yet incredibly I have managed to meet with some lovely people from here and elsewhere so if I can manage then so can you.

I recommend patience and something of a thick skin. If you are not used to rejection then may I resectfully suggest thst you are in the wrong place."

Your profile shows personality I think that helps loads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wait for shags advice

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Apparently if you say straight as a guy, you'll be able to get a meet with someone - they usually offer to suck your cock etc, according to other posters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again one of those threads you just have to sit back and watch how it unravels ....

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