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The great British takeaway debate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What to have now I'm into my second bottle of red....

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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago

chester

Fish and chips

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Don't drink wine....hmm......unless it is Buckfast.....i jest of course as this is already in my veins being from Glasgow

I like a nice spice filled takeaway so would be something from the Indian Restaurant. Not sure how that goes with red wine though:O

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fish and chips "

Not with a red you filthy beastly savage heathen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't drink wine....hmm......unless it is Buckfast.....i jest of course as this is already in my veins being from Glasgow

I like a nice spice filled takeaway so would be something from the Indian Restaurant. Not sure how that goes with red wine though:O"

Seen the buckfast bombs? Shot of buckfast in a big glass of MD20/20 ?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

A big greasy doner kebab with chilli sauce, I've been craving one all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish and chips

Not with a red you filthy beastly savage heathen. "

Well not until the 4th bottle after that you don't care what you eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't drink wine....hmm......unless it is Buckfast.....i jest of course as this is already in my veins being from Glasgow

I like a nice spice filled takeaway so would be something from the Indian Restaurant. Not sure how that goes with red wine though:O"

That's lethal buckfast, should come with a health warning x

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By *riggsxxxMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Lol

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"Don't drink wine....hmm......unless it is Buckfast.....i jest of course as this is already in my veins being from Glasgow

I like a nice spice filled takeaway so would be something from the Indian Restaurant. Not sure how that goes with red wine though:O

Seen the buckfast bombs? Shot of buckfast in a big glass of MD20/20 ?"

I...must...find....this....NOW....*leaves*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't drink wine....hmm......unless it is Buckfast.....i jest of course as this is already in my veins being from Glasgow

I like a nice spice filled takeaway so would be something from the Indian Restaurant. Not sure how that goes with red wine though:O

Seen the buckfast bombs? Shot of buckfast in a big glass of MD20/20 ?

I...must...find....this....NOW....*leaves*"

And Glasgows reputation for d*unken violence will remain!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fish and chips

Not with a red you filthy beastly savage heathen.

Well not until the 4th bottle after that you don't care what you eat "

Maybe, have you not thought about using that can for the 'fab penis size comparison' photo?

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"Don't drink wine....hmm......unless it is Buckfast.....i jest of course as this is already in my veins being from Glasgow

I like a nice spice filled takeaway so would be something from the Indian Restaurant. Not sure how that goes with red wine though:O

Seen the buckfast bombs? Shot of buckfast in a big glass of MD20/20 ?

I...must...find....this....NOW....*leaves*

And Glasgows reputation for d*unken violence will remain! "

We have a reputation for that? We are all happy d*unks. We cuddle each other more I think. Everyone needs a cuddle now and then....right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What to have now I'm into my second bottle of red...."

At this hour, amateur, used to be passed out after four by this time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't drink wine....hmm......unless it is Buckfast.....i jest of course as this is already in my veins being from Glasgow

I like a nice spice filled takeaway so would be something from the Indian Restaurant. Not sure how that goes with red wine though:O

Seen the buckfast bombs? Shot of buckfast in a big glass of MD20/20 ?

I...must...find....this....NOW....*leaves*

And Glasgows reputation for d*unken violence will remain!

We have a reputation for that? We are all happy d*unks. We cuddle each other more I think. Everyone needs a cuddle now and then....right?

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Ya the bombs come in plastic glasses I note

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What to have now I'm into my second bottle of red....

At this hour, amateur, used to be passed out after four by this time! "

Sorry to offend your sense of bottle timing, but if I did that, with this, my bonus wouldn't last the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What to have now I'm into my second bottle of red...."

Nepalese mmm x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Second bottle went with muscles in black bean sauce, rice, roast pork curry and chocolate fudge.

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By *arnsleycouple7683Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Parmo

Hands down the best takeaway food in the world. I only discovered them 8 months ago. I'm distraught that I missed out on them for 33 years of my life.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

The councils up north want round a lot of the takeaways to check what's in there meals,

Everyone that said that it had lamb in it,it was beef that's one reason I don't use them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The councils up north want round a lot of the takeaways to check what's in there meals,

Everyone that said that it had lamb in it,it was beef that's one reason I don't use them."

As if you can't tell the difference between lamb and beef, and sand that's been peed on and freshly wet panties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Put curry on any meat you will never know the difference ,

One Chinese up here got caught with six white rats in the fridge,one Indian had a dead dog

What's meat got to do with sand and pantys you pillock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What to have now I'm into my second bottle of red...."

Have a chicken tikka masala after the 4th bottle. You won't feel a thing then

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put curry on any meat you will never know the difference ,

One Chinese up here got caught with six white rats in the fridge,one Indian had a dead dog

What's meat got to do with sand and pantys you pillock"

Well I can taste both the difference between the different meats, I can also tell by the texture, if a curry is just burn, it's a sign that it's no good.

Even with the really hot ones the spice and meat should compliment it.

As if I'm ever going to take culinary advice from a man who sniffs and fondles piss soaked sand and sniffs pantie gussets! JS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish chips and curry sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fish chips and curry sauce "

With bread and butter?

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

If you read it properly the councils took the meals to there're laborities and tested what meat was in there meals and every one was beef I rest my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currywurst; yum, yum

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you read it properly the councils took the meals to there're laborities and tested what meat was in there meals and every one was beef I rest my case"

You are also saying they found rats dogs and an Indian in their fridges.

You sir are being silly

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

No the rats in Chinese ,dog in the Indian restaurant were I live it was in our local paper

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By *onbon2015Woman
over a year ago

town near you

Buy me a donner kebab (chips and garlic obviously) and I'm all yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No the rats in Chinese ,dog in the Indian restaurant were I live it was in our local paper"

Well jungle rats a delicacy in Taiwan and I seriously doubt a dog in an Indian restraunt, #A most are actually Pakistani muslims most of who view dogs as unclean.

#B as if ya gonna curry random hounds and go running around rounding up pups, when whole sale chicken is cheaper than the chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of red has to go with Italian

Local Italian restaurant does deliveries

Nice Chianti with penne goes down a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2nd bottle is deep fried shredded beef in chili sauce from the Chinese time.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

For me it's either Indian or carabien food, I'm big softy for a Jamacan lamb, beef, goat or salt fish patty.

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