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"As you were troops Chat about whatever your dear little hearts desire. The more the merrier unless you are an arsehole. Then you can do one. Has anyone worked out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck?" Aye I asked google! According to a Cornell publication, the answer is ~700 pounds. | |||
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"As you were troops Chat about whatever your dear little hearts desire. The more the merrier unless you are an arsehole. Then you can do one. Has anyone worked out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck? Aye I asked google! According to a Cornell publication, the answer is ~700 pounds. " That's the end of that then | |||
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"So no baboon pics then? " Noooooooo Not those baboons | |||
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"Sorry I'm not allowed in. It says no arseholes " You're a special arsehole | |||
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"Sorry I'm not allowed in. It says no arseholes You're a special arsehole " Hairy? | |||
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"Sorry I'm not allowed in. It says no arseholes You're a special arsehole Hairy? " Like an ewok face | |||
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"Sorry I'm not allowed in. It says no arseholes You're a special arsehole Hairy? Like an ewok face " i was thinking chewbacca (sp?) | |||
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"Don't think I'm gonna last much longer. Sleep is calling." Not yet, it's too early. I'm having a bath in a bit and then popping my new pjs on | |||
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"Don't think I'm gonna last much longer. Sleep is calling." Oh I think the pic I've just sent will keep you awake | |||
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"Don't think I'm gonna last much longer. Sleep is calling." go xxxx | |||
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"Sorry I'm not allowed in. It says no arseholes You're a special arsehole Hairy? Like an ewok face " So if you bend over in front of me sans-pants... I'd see Wicket winking at me?! | |||
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"Sorry I'm not allowed in. It says no arseholes You're a special arsehole Hairy? Like an ewok face So if you bend over in front of me sans-pants... I'd see Wicket winking at me?! " Or wincing | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. " Is that who the pic reminds you of? | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. " and then you will get past it and over tired (more than you are already) - and we start over again - nanna nag time | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. and then you will get past it and over tired (more than you are already) - and we start over again - nanna nag time" We seem to have become your Fab kids | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. and then you will get past it and over tired (more than you are already) - and we start over again - nanna nag time We seem to have become your Fab kids " i can handle that | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. and then you will get past it and over tired (more than you are already) - and we start over again - nanna nag time" I just gotta roll with the punches ain't I. If I get over tired I'm gonna take a new pic. It needs to be just so. I have a certain expression to make. Something very particular and passionate. | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. and then you will get past it and over tired (more than you are already) - and we start over again - nanna nag time I just gotta roll with the punches ain't I. If I get over tired I'm gonna take a new pic. It needs to be just so. I have a certain expression to make. Something very particular and passionate. " oh - the fucked look | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. and then you will get past it and over tired (more than you are already) - and we start over again - nanna nag time I just gotta roll with the punches ain't I. If I get over tired I'm gonna take a new pic. It needs to be just so. I have a certain expression to make. Something very particular and passionate. oh - the fucked off look " Pretty much | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. and then you will get past it and over tired (more than you are already) - and we start over again - nanna nag time I just gotta roll with the punches ain't I. If I get over tired I'm gonna take a new pic. It needs to be just so. I have a certain expression to make. Something very particular and passionate. oh - the fucked off look Pretty much " my mind right in the gutter now | |||
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"Sorry I'm not allowed in. It says no arseholes You're a special arsehole Hairy? Like an ewok face So if you bend over in front of me sans-pants... I'd see Wicket winking at me?! Or wincing " Nah, you have pride in your arsehole don't you? No hair there | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. " Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode " All ok with the workmen? | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode " She been n gone. Yes I'm awake, the dog went nuts. | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode All ok with the workmen? " One threatened to slap me | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode She been n gone. Yes I'm awake, the dog went nuts." Howwwlllll | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode All ok with the workmen? One threatened to slap me " Say what? | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode All ok with the workmen? One threatened to slap me " Point him out We'll set peachy on him | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode All ok with the workmen? One threatened to slap me Say what? " I was being cheeky | |||
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"One of the girls from work has just announced she's on her way over. Maybe sleep won't happen after all. Wah. I'm going to have a soak...after this episode All ok with the workmen? One threatened to slap me Say what? I was being cheeky " I can't believe that | |||
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"Heating is on. Shower time " heating ??? | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads " I'm still in my towel and I've still not had dinner | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads " I hope you're doing a pic for Babs | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I hope you're doing a pic for Babs " | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I'm still in my towel and I've still not had dinner " Good lord woman it's 21.04 | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I hope you're doing a pic for Babs " The G3orgie fan club | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I'm still in my towel and I've still not had dinner " *tuts* get some food in that lil belly sharpish! | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I'm still in my towel and I've still not had dinner Good lord woman it's 21.04 " No one ever wants photos of me in a towel. I've been somewhat distracted. | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I'm still in my towel and I've still not had dinner *tuts* get some food in that lil belly sharpish! " Bite me | |||
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"Can a woodchuck actually chuck wood?" Dark and twisty thing to ask | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I hope you're doing a pic for Babs The G3orgie fan club " There's not quite enough eye rolling there | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I'm still in my towel and I've still not had dinner Good lord woman it's 21.04 No one ever wants photos of me in a towel. I've been somewhat distracted. " You have a pic in a towel I remember Swing doing the pic | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I hope you're doing a pic for Babs The G3orgie fan club There's not quite enough eye rolling there " Oh wait we want something. | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I hope you're doing a pic for Babs The G3orgie fan club There's not quite enough eye rolling there " Well I'm sure we can remedy that | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I hope you're doing a pic for Babs The G3orgie fan club There's not quite enough eye rolling there Well I'm sure we can remedy that " I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too... | |||
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"I'm being dragged out to a pub, with actual people in it. I may have to socialise " I hope you complained? | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I hope you're doing a pic for Babs The G3orgie fan club There's not quite enough eye rolling there Well I'm sure we can remedy that I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too... " I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes | |||
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"I'm being dragged out to a pub, with actual people in it. I may have to socialise I hope you complained? " I will be. I have to keep up with 18yo nieces | |||
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"Evening all just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello " Bloody hell where've you been? | |||
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"Evening all just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello Bloody hell where've you been? " Waiting for rest of me to catch up to my tuts they entered quite a bit before me you know | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] " I like eye rolling | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I hope you're doing a pic for Babs The G3orgie fan club There's not quite enough eye rolling there Well I'm sure we can remedy that I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too... I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes " Oi That camel one was top class | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I'm still in my towel and I've still not had dinner Good lord woman it's 21.04 No one ever wants photos of me in a towel. I've been somewhat distracted. You have a pic in a towel I remember Swing doing the pic " i remember the weekend photo challenge with towels | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling " Damn! You got me at it now! | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I hope you're doing a pic for Babs The G3orgie fan club There's not quite enough eye rolling there Well I'm sure we can remedy that I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too... I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes Oi That camel one was top class " Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise. | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! " I've done a fair bit the last 10 minutes | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I hope you're doing a pic for Babs The G3orgie fan club There's not quite enough eye rolling there Well I'm sure we can remedy that I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too... I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes Oi That camel one was top class Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise." Yay | |||
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"Evening all just thought I'd pop my head in and say hello Bloody hell where've you been? Waiting for rest of me to catch up to my tuts they entered quite a bit before me you know " Mine just get in the way | |||
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"Can a woodchuck actually chuck wood? Dark and twisty thing to ask " Well they say "How much wood, could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood" So I'm wondering if said wood chuck is refusing or incapable | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I hope you're doing a pic for Babs The G3orgie fan club There's not quite enough eye rolling there Well I'm sure we can remedy that I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too... I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes Oi That camel one was top class Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise. Yay " Good lord you've both got the same joke book | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! " At what? | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I hope you're doing a pic for Babs The G3orgie fan club There's not quite enough eye rolling there Well I'm sure we can remedy that I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too... I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes Oi That camel one was top class Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise. Yay Good lord you've both got the same joke book " Hey! Swing can't help having exceptional wit too y'know | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I hope you're doing a pic for Babs The G3orgie fan club There's not quite enough eye rolling there Well I'm sure we can remedy that I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too... I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes Oi That camel one was top class Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise. Yay Good lord you've both got the same joke book " "Ye olde jokes, rejected by carry on films as sleazy" | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! At what? " and and more | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! At what? and and more " What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I hope you're doing a pic for Babs The G3orgie fan club There's not quite enough eye rolling there Well I'm sure we can remedy that I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too... I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes Oi That camel one was top class Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise. Yay Good lord you've both got the same joke book "Ye olde jokes, rejected by carry on films as sleazy" " Told by sleazy men? | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! At what? and and more What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs " Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on? | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! At what? and and more What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs " Apologies. Bath time is over and my bed beckons. I shall have to try and think up some new pics soon though... Right! G'night you luvverly chatty fab folk. Catch ya tomorrow no doubt | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! At what? and and more What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on? " Good evening Babs, as ever I'm looking out for you | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I hope you're doing a pic for Babs The G3orgie fan club There's not quite enough eye rolling there Well I'm sure we can remedy that I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too... I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes Oi That camel one was top class Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise. Yay Good lord you've both got the same joke book "Ye olde jokes, rejected by carry on films as sleazy" Told by sleazy men?" You know me too well | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! At what? and and more What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs Apologies. Bath time is over and my bed beckons. I shall have to try and think up some new pics soon though... Right! G'night you luvverly chatty fab folk. Catch ya tomorrow no doubt " Goodnight | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! At what? and and more What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on? " Impeccable timing that. | |||
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"Hot and steamy here. A lush bath is being enjoyed whilst listening to some chilled tunes and having a nose through the threads I hope you're doing a pic for Babs The G3orgie fan club There's not quite enough eye rolling there Well I'm sure we can remedy that I could swear your silhouette is actually rolling it's eyes too... I do a lot of eye rolling, have you seen Swing's jokes Oi That camel one was top class Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise. Yay Good lord you've both got the same joke book "Ye olde jokes, rejected by carry on films as sleazy" Told by sleazy men? You know me too well " You're my white knight definitely not sleazy | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! At what? and and more What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on? Impeccable timing that. " Couldn't have been timed better | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! At what? and and more What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on? Impeccable timing that. Couldn't have been timed better " I can't imagine how it could have been | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! At what? and and more What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs Apologies. Bath time is over and my bed beckons. I shall have to try and think up some new pics soon though... Right! G'night you luvverly chatty fab folk. Catch ya tomorrow no doubt " Give the other guys a change man Night | |||
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" Oi That camel one was top class Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise. Yay Good lord you've both got the same joke book "Ye olde jokes, rejected by carry on films as sleazy" Told by sleazy men? You know me too well You're my white knight definitely not sleazy " Thank you baby cakes | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! At what? and and more What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on? Impeccable timing that. Couldn't have been timed better I can't imagine how it could have been " You're a bad bunch poor fella will be traumatised! | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! At what? and and more What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on? Impeccable timing that. Couldn't have been timed better I can't imagine how it could have been You're a bad bunch poor fella will be traumatised! " Woah now. You need to have a word with your pink pal. She's the one peer pressuring | |||
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" Oi That camel one was top class Don't push it. They'll get the hump otherwise. Yay Good lord you've both got the same joke book "Ye olde jokes, rejected by carry on films as sleazy" Told by sleazy men? You know me too well You're my white knight definitely not sleazy Thank you baby cakes " You're welcome cuddle bear | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! At what? and and more What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on? Impeccable timing that. Couldn't have been timed better I can't imagine how it could have been You're a bad bunch poor fella will be traumatised! Woah now. You need to have a word with your pink pal. She's the one peer pressuring " I think she needs a time out | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! At what? and and more What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on? Impeccable timing that. Couldn't have been timed better I can't imagine how it could have been You're a bad bunch poor fella will be traumatised! Woah now. You need to have a word with your pink pal. She's the one peer pressuring I think she needs a time out " . Time out on the ground with the white knight | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! At what? and and more What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on? Impeccable timing that. Couldn't have been timed better I can't imagine how it could have been You're a bad bunch poor fella will be traumatised! Woah now. You need to have a word with your pink pal. She's the one peer pressuring I think she needs a time out . Time out on the ground with the white knight " She's always on the ground. It's all that snogging | |||
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"[Eyes Removed by poster at 31/08/17 21:16:23 to prevent further rolling] I like eye rolling Damn! You got me at it now! At what? and and more What you're supposed to be doing is a bath pic for Babs Er.... I've been out all day. What's going on? Impeccable timing that. Couldn't have been timed better I can't imagine how it could have been You're a bad bunch poor fella will be traumatised! Woah now. You need to have a word with your pink pal. She's the one peer pressuring I think she needs a time out . Time out on the ground with the white knight She's always on the ground. It's all that snogging She'll have sore lips. Actually I end up with a sore chin, me and facial hair don't get on " oh ive just had a flashback - to many years ago - went to the pub after a session and his lips were rather bruised - that taught him to pull me to him | |||
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"Did you headbutt him on purpose nanna?" his lips on my pubic bone - when he hit the spot made me move somewhat and he held me to him - his fault entirely - eveeryone took the mick out of him in the pub - me - i thought it was funny | |||
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"Did you headbutt him on purpose nanna? his lips on my pubic bone - when he hit the spot made me move somewhat and he held me to him - his fault entirely - eveeryone took the mick out of him in the pub - me - i thought it was funny " Love it, he got chuff punched | |||
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"Did you headbutt him on purpose nanna? his lips on my pubic bone - when he hit the spot made me move somewhat and he held me to him - his fault entirely - eveeryone took the mick out of him in the pub - me - i thought it was funny Love it, he got chuff punched " he did - purple was my fave colour back then as well | |||
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"Did you headbutt him on purpose nanna? his lips on my pubic bone - when he hit the spot made me move somewhat and he held me to him - his fault entirely - eveeryone took the mick out of him in the pub - me - i thought it was funny Love it, he got chuff punched he did - purple was my fave colour back then as well " | |||
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"Swiiiiiiiiing. Swiiiiiiiiiing. It's getting close. I have pressure building " It's happening right now | |||
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"Oh hello! Haven't noticed this thread before! Is this where all the fab clique hang out then? " Well, I would say, the strange variety We just talk shit and randomness | |||
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"Oh hello! Haven't noticed this thread before! Is this where all the fab clique hang out then? Well, I would say, the strange variety We just talk shit and randomness " I'm great at shitting! I do it twice a day!! | |||
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"Oh hello! Haven't noticed this thread before! Is this where all the fab clique hang out then? Well, I would say, the strange variety We just talk shit and randomness I'm great at shitting! I do it twice a day!! " The post above yours just now about pressure building... that was me about to take a dump my bowel moments are well documented in this chat | |||
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"Oh hello! Haven't noticed this thread before! Is this where all the fab clique hang out then? Well, I would say, the strange variety We just talk shit and randomness I'm great at shitting! I do it twice a day!! The post above yours just now about pressure building... that was me about to take a dump my bowel moments are well documented in this chat " Really? We get to talk about our shits? Awesome!!! Mine are really chunky - I think they prepare me rather well for anal sex tbh! Only difference is it's a big thick thing going in instead of coming out (and it usually smells better!! ) Is this where everybody barfs and bans me from the thread? | |||
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"Oh hello! Haven't noticed this thread before! Is this where all the fab clique hang out then? Well, I would say, the strange variety We just talk shit and randomness I'm great at shitting! I do it twice a day!! The post above yours just now about pressure building... that was me about to take a dump my bowel moments are well documented in this chat Really? We get to talk about our shits? Awesome!!! Mine are really chunky - I think they prepare me rather well for anal sex tbh! Only difference is it's a big thick thing going in instead of coming out (and it usually smells better!! ) Is this where everybody barfs and bans me from the thread? " No, It's all good. They've gone to bed and my main topic of conversation normally reverts back to poo quite regularly. | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping " Nah, i slept last night. | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. " I didn't Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. I didn't Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't " "Cant feel it yet" I'm used to women saying that to me | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. " Yeah same here! Seems to be one night on, one night off for me - though I'll try to hit the pillow shortly! You finished your bedtime dump then Peach? | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. I didn't Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't "Cant feel it yet" I'm used to women saying that to me " That's coz the virtual experience isn't quite the same. | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. I didn't Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't "Cant feel it yet" I'm used to women saying that to me " Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help! | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. Yeah same here! Seems to be one night on, one night off for me - though I'll try to hit the pillow shortly! You finished your bedtime dump then Peach? " I have indeed. It's been brewing 2 days and was fucking lush to drop. One piece, dildo shaped. Perfect. I flushed but never checked it went. Ohhh I may have a surprise waiting for me in the morning | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. I didn't Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't "Cant feel it yet" I'm used to women saying that to me Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help! " I shall try thanks for the tip. Heard that too | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. Yeah same here! Seems to be one night on, one night off for me - though I'll try to hit the pillow shortly! You finished your bedtime dump then Peach? I have indeed. It's been brewing 2 days and was fucking lush to drop. One piece, dildo shaped. Perfect. I flushed but never checked it went. Ohhh I may have a surprise waiting for me in the morning" Yeah happens to me occasionally - my flush is crap! The thick ones struggle to go down! I know I'm really weird though - because the first thought that springs to mind is 'great - bet I'm at least half a pound lighter now!' | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. Yeah same here! Seems to be one night on, one night off for me - though I'll try to hit the pillow shortly! You finished your bedtime dump then Peach? I have indeed. It's been brewing 2 days and was fucking lush to drop. One piece, dildo shaped. Perfect. I flushed but never checked it went. Ohhh I may have a surprise waiting for me in the morning Yeah happens to me occasionally - my flush is crap! The thick ones struggle to go down! I know I'm really weird though - because the first thought that springs to mind is 'great - bet I'm at least half a pound lighter now!' " That's totally not weird. Sometimes I can change a complete dress size from a good shit. It's epic. | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. I didn't Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't "Cant feel it yet" I'm used to women saying that to me Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help! I shall try thanks for the tip. Heard that too " You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!' | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. Yeah same here! Seems to be one night on, one night off for me - though I'll try to hit the pillow shortly! You finished your bedtime dump then Peach? I have indeed. It's been brewing 2 days and was fucking lush to drop. One piece, dildo shaped. Perfect. I flushed but never checked it went. Ohhh I may have a surprise waiting for me in the morning Yeah happens to me occasionally - my flush is crap! The thick ones struggle to go down! I know I'm really weird though - because the first thought that springs to mind is 'great - bet I'm at least half a pound lighter now!' That's totally not weird. Sometimes I can change a complete dress size from a good shit. It's epic." Ok you win! I'm knackered but you made me snigger! Must've been a hell of a dump!! | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. Yeah same here! Seems to be one night on, one night off for me - though I'll try to hit the pillow shortly! You finished your bedtime dump then Peach? I have indeed. It's been brewing 2 days and was fucking lush to drop. One piece, dildo shaped. Perfect. I flushed but never checked it went. Ohhh I may have a surprise waiting for me in the morning Yeah happens to me occasionally - my flush is crap! The thick ones struggle to go down! I know I'm really weird though - because the first thought that springs to mind is 'great - bet I'm at least half a pound lighter now!' That's totally not weird. Sometimes I can change a complete dress size from a good shit. It's epic. Ok you win! I'm knackered but you made me snigger! Must've been a hell of a dump!! " I sometimes get quite backed up, I can't deny it. | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. I didn't Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't "Cant feel it yet" I'm used to women saying that to me Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help! I shall try thanks for the tip. Heard that too You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!' " Dont remember doing it with you last summer | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. Yeah same here! Seems to be one night on, one night off for me - though I'll try to hit the pillow shortly! You finished your bedtime dump then Peach? I have indeed. It's been brewing 2 days and was fucking lush to drop. One piece, dildo shaped. Perfect. I flushed but never checked it went. Ohhh I may have a surprise waiting for me in the morning Yeah happens to me occasionally - my flush is crap! The thick ones struggle to go down! I know I'm really weird though - because the first thought that springs to mind is 'great - bet I'm at least half a pound lighter now!' That's totally not weird. Sometimes I can change a complete dress size from a good shit. It's epic. Ok you win! I'm knackered but you made me snigger! Must've been a hell of a dump!! I sometimes get quite backed up, I can't deny it. " I'm lucky! Twice a day, every day! If I didn't I reckon I'd weigh about 20 stone with the amount of food I put back! I have a lot of 'good oils', fresh fruit and grains though - think that all helps!! Xx | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. I didn't Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't "Cant feel it yet" I'm used to women saying that to me Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help! I shall try thanks for the tip. Heard that too You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!' Dont remember doing it with you last summer " Well I'm pretty forgettable to be fair! | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. I didn't Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't "Cant feel it yet" I'm used to women saying that to me Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help! I shall try thanks for the tip. Heard that too You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!' Dont remember doing it with you last summer Well I'm pretty forgettable to be fair! " Oh, I highly doubt that | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. I didn't Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't "Cant feel it yet" I'm used to women saying that to me Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help! I shall try thanks for the tip. Heard that too You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!' Dont remember doing it with you last summer Well I'm pretty forgettable to be fair! Oh, I highly doubt that " You 2 have met | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. I didn't Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't "Cant feel it yet" I'm used to women saying that to me Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help! I shall try thanks for the tip. Heard that too You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!' Dont remember doing it with you last summer Well I'm pretty forgettable to be fair! Oh, I highly doubt that " Oh I'm frigid! I only joined fab for the forums! And on that note - I REALLY need to try to sleep! Night night lovely! Night night Peach! Xx | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. I didn't Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't "Cant feel it yet" I'm used to women saying that to me Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help! I shall try thanks for the tip. Heard that too You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!' Dont remember doing it with you last summer Well I'm pretty forgettable to be fair! Oh, I highly doubt that You 2 have met" We have?? | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. I didn't Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't "Cant feel it yet" I'm used to women saying that to me Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help! I shall try thanks for the tip. Heard that too You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!' Dont remember doing it with you last summer Well I'm pretty forgettable to be fair! Oh, I highly doubt that You 2 have met We have?? " Yep. Manchester social. Night | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. I didn't Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't "Cant feel it yet" I'm used to women saying that to me Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help! I shall try thanks for the tip. Heard that too You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!' Dont remember doing it with you last summer Well I'm pretty forgettable to be fair! Oh, I highly doubt that You 2 have met We have?? Yep. Manchester social. Night " Night Hun xx | |||
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" Hey up trouser snake. I thought you were sleeping Nah, i slept last night. I didn't Can't feel it yet either. It almost happened about 6pm then didn't "Cant feel it yet" I'm used to women saying that to me Try twisting your hips whilst you're in there - may help! I shall try thanks for the tip. Heard that too You're welcome - just think of Bill Haley' 'Let's Twist again - like we did last summer!' Dont remember doing it with you last summer Well I'm pretty forgettable to be fair! Oh, I highly doubt that You 2 have met We have?? Yep. Manchester social. Night Night Hun xx" Not sure how this works been trying to get your attention for.months lol | |||
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"I cannot recall. I remember roughly 2 people I met who I didn't know " See? Told you I was forgettable! | |||
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"I cannot recall. I remember roughly 2 people I met who I didn't know See? Told you I was forgettable! " It's hard to forget someone that gropes you erm I mean hugs you hello from behind | |||
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"more shit chat eh " It's how it survives. God help us if we start talking sense | |||
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"more shit chat eh It's how it survives. God help us if we start talking sense " Is this what you've all been chatting about? 28 threads of bowel movements!? | |||
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"I just read this thread in full " Oh dear you'll never get that time back but it does make you giggle | |||
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"more shit chat eh It's how it survives. God help us if we start talking sense " i talk poo at work - at home with the chrohns child - and now here with the nanna child - cant escape the crap haha | |||
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"more shit chat eh It's how it survives. God help us if we start talking sense i talk poo at work - at home with the chrohns child - and now here with the nanna child - cant escape the crap haha" | |||
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"more shit chat eh " Would be rude not to. | |||
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"more shit chat eh It's how it survives. God help us if we start talking sense Is this what you've all been chatting about? 28 threads of bowel movements!? " Monkey bowel movements too. Can't leave them out | |||
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"more shit chat eh Would be rude not to. " well tis a fact of life i guess - | |||
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"more shit chat eh It's how it survives. God help us if we start talking sense Is this what you've all been chatting about? 28 threads of bowel movements!? " Not all 28 but a lot of them | |||
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"Maybe, just maybe we could try and NOT talk about poop today? " . | |||
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"Maybe, just maybe we could try and NOT talk about poop today? " I never talk about it | |||
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"Maybe, just maybe we could try and NOT talk about poop today? " Well not the type that comes out of a living body at least x | |||
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"Maybe, just maybe we could try and NOT talk about poop today? I never talk about it " I shag remained gagged on the subject | |||
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"Maybe, just maybe we could try and NOT talk about poop today? I never talk about it I shag remained gagged on the subject " Cheeky.... that should have read shall. | |||
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"Maybe, just maybe we could try and NOT talk about poop today? I never talk about it I shag remained gagged on the subject Cheeky.... that should have read shall." Shagged and gagged. Prove it with a photo. | |||
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