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By *exybaby OP   Man
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

Does the female rule?

I guess that with this little interpretation she might well have a strong argument.

The FEMALE always makes the rules. The rules are subject to change at at any time and at a moment's notice without prior notification.

If the FEMALE suspects that the MALE knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. The MALE must never change his mind without the express consent of the FEMALE.

The MALE is expected to mind read at all times. The MALE who doesn't abide by the rules, can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp. If the FEMALE has PMT all the rules are null and void.

The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. The MALE must be ready at all times.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

settles back in the deck chair waiting for the usual tirade to begin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are such a clever male for getting that right go to top of class

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By *exybaby OP   Man
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish


"You are such a clever male for getting that right go to top of class "

Not clever just careful!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Have to agree with the op, dont think there is anything id like to add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey when are we getting that popcorn icon?

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

yes they do! simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL you will do well as you seem to know your place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy to concede that the female can make up all the rules for things that are of a minor significance but if it interferes with football she can go and fookin do one!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"love it "

Me too... hubby is not so keen for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the female rule?

I guess that with this little interpretation she might well have a strong argument.

The FEMALE always makes the rules. The rules are subject to change at at any time and at a moment's notice without prior notification.

If the FEMALE suspects that the MALE knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. The MALE must never change his mind without the express consent of the FEMALE.

The MALE is expected to mind read at all times. The MALE who doesn't abide by the rules, can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp. If the FEMALE has PMT all the rules are null and void.

The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. The MALE must be ready at all times. "

If all thats right then why do females only earn on average 70% of what men do. I still think there isn't parity and lets face it no single sex should rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"love it

Me too... hubby is not so keen for some reason "

Mr A wasnt that keen either, can understand these men

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By *exybaby OP   Man
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish


"Does the female rule?

I guess that with this little interpretation she might well have a strong argument.

The FEMALE always makes the rules. The rules are subject to change at at any time and at a moment's notice without prior notification.

If the FEMALE suspects that the MALE knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. The MALE must never change his mind without the express consent of the FEMALE.

The MALE is expected to mind read at all times. The MALE who doesn't abide by the rules, can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp. If the FEMALE has PMT all the rules are null and void.

The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. The MALE must be ready at all times.

If all thats right then why do females only earn on average 70% of what men do. I still think there isn't parity and lets face it no single sex should rule."

There will never be parity in this world. The whole concept was meant to be taken in jest. Having said that when you're just got yourself a boner and the FEMALE rules that you ain't having it 'cause she's changed her mind then yes the FEMALE does rule!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

well no female rules me,i wear the trousers in my house,and i make the rules.thats how it is,and thats how it should be.

ps dont tell mrs saucy i said that,please,please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i learnt very early on that the woman is always right

however football is not just a game, its life , the rest is mere detail

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood


"well no female rules me,i wear the trousers in my house,and i make the rules.thats how it is,and thats how it should be.

ps dont tell mrs saucy i said that,please,please. "

Mrs Saucy says you do indeed wear the trousers in your house.....she picks them out for you in the morning and tells you which ones to wear.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"well no female rules me,i wear the trousers in my house,and i make the rules.thats how it is,and thats how it should be.

ps dont tell mrs saucy i said that,please,please.

Mrs Saucy says you do indeed wear the trousers in your house.....she picks them out for you in the morning and tells you which ones to wear."

shuttit jane,although you are so right.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Does the female rule?

I guess that with this little interpretation she might well have a strong argument.

The FEMALE always makes the rules. The rules are subject to change at at any time and at a moment's notice without prior notification.

If the FEMALE suspects that the MALE knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. The MALE must never change his mind without the express consent of the FEMALE.

The MALE is expected to mind read at all times. The MALE who doesn't abide by the rules, can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp. If the FEMALE has PMT all the rules are null and void.

The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. The MALE must be ready at all times.

If all thats right then why do females only earn on average 70% of what men do. I still think there isn't parity and lets face it no single sex should rule.

There will never be parity in this world. The whole concept was meant to be taken in jest. Having said that when you're just got yourself a boner and the FEMALE rules that you ain't having it 'cause she's changed her mind then yes the FEMALE does rule! "

And no man ever didnt ignore a woman saying no...

might have been a joke to you but ask the women tonight at the police station, or scared in their bed, or cowering as dad hits mum whether they are in control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the female rule?

I guess that with this little interpretation she might well have a strong argument.

The FEMALE always makes the rules. The rules are subject to change at at any time and at a moment's notice without prior notification.

If the FEMALE suspects that the MALE knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. The MALE must never change his mind without the express consent of the FEMALE.

The MALE is expected to mind read at all times. The MALE who doesn't abide by the rules, can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp. If the FEMALE has PMT all the rules are null and void.

The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. The MALE must be ready at all times.

If all thats right then why do females only earn on average 70% of what men do. I still think there isn't parity and lets face it no single sex should rule.

There will never be parity in this world. The whole concept was meant to be taken in jest. Having said that when you're just got yourself a boner and the FEMALE rules that you ain't having it 'cause she's changed her mind then yes the FEMALE does rule!

And no man ever didnt ignore a woman saying no...

might have been a joke to you but ask the women tonight at the police station, or scared in their bed, or cowering as dad hits mum whether they are in control "
I think the OP mean it tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i learnt very early on that the woman is always right

however football is not just a game, its life , the rest is mere detail"

There it is again

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Does the female rule?

I guess that with this little interpretation she might well have a strong argument.

The FEMALE always makes the rules. The rules are subject to change at at any time and at a moment's notice without prior notification.

If the FEMALE suspects that the MALE knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. The MALE must never change his mind without the express consent of the FEMALE.

The MALE is expected to mind read at all times. The MALE who doesn't abide by the rules, can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp. If the FEMALE has PMT all the rules are null and void.

The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. The MALE must be ready at all times.

If all thats right then why do females only earn on average 70% of what men do. I still think there isn't parity and lets face it no single sex should rule.

There will never be parity in this world. The whole concept was meant to be taken in jest. Having said that when you're just got yourself a boner and the FEMALE rules that you ain't having it 'cause she's changed her mind then yes the FEMALE does rule!

And no man ever didnt ignore a woman saying no...

might have been a joke to you but ask the women tonight at the police station, or scared in their bed, or cowering as dad hits mum whether they are in control I think the OP mean it tongue in cheek "

Yeah...im an idiot who needed to be told that

Do you understand where rape culture comes from...why women are afraid...why "jokes" keep them from going to the police?

Or is this yet another thread where i am being PC

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Does the female rule?

I guess that with this little interpretation she might well have a strong argument.

The FEMALE always makes the rules. The rules are subject to change at at any time and at a moment's notice without prior notification.

If the FEMALE suspects that the MALE knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. The MALE must never change his mind without the express consent of the FEMALE.

The MALE is expected to mind read at all times. The MALE who doesn't abide by the rules, can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp. If the FEMALE has PMT all the rules are null and void.

The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. The MALE must be ready at all times.

If all thats right then why do females only earn on average 70% of what men do. I still think there isn't parity and lets face it no single sex should rule.

There will never be parity in this world. The whole concept was meant to be taken in jest. Having said that when you're just got yourself a boner and the FEMALE rules that you ain't having it 'cause she's changed her mind then yes the FEMALE does rule!

And no man ever didnt ignore a woman saying no...

might have been a joke to you but ask the women tonight at the police station, or scared in their bed, or cowering as dad hits mum whether they are in control "

jemima this was so obviously a joke,it's not like you,you ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the female rule?

I guess that with this little interpretation she might well have a strong argument.

The FEMALE always makes the rules. The rules are subject to change at at any time and at a moment's notice without prior notification.

If the FEMALE suspects that the MALE knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. The MALE must never change his mind without the express consent of the FEMALE.

The MALE is expected to mind read at all times. The MALE who doesn't abide by the rules, can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp. If the FEMALE has PMT all the rules are null and void.

The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. The MALE must be ready at all times.

If all thats right then why do females only earn on average 70% of what men do. I still think there isn't parity and lets face it no single sex should rule.

There will never be parity in this world. The whole concept was meant to be taken in jest. Having said that when you're just got yourself a boner and the FEMALE rules that you ain't having it 'cause she's changed her mind then yes the FEMALE does rule!

And no man ever didnt ignore a woman saying no...

might have been a joke to you but ask the women tonight at the police station, or scared in their bed, or cowering as dad hits mum whether they are in control I think the OP mean it tongue in cheek

Yeah...im an idiot who needed to be told that

Do you understand where rape culture comes from...why women are afraid...why "jokes" keep them from going to the police?

Or is this yet another thread where i am being PC "
Yet another one where you don your Emmeline Pankhurst hat, and turn a thread sour, when it was previously taken in the spirit it was meant, light hearted, and please dont preach to me about rape culture, if i wanted a lecture i would go elsewhere. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we all need lessons on how to read posts including me as I think maybe some people and yes me as well seem to have had a humour bypass recently

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Makes you wonder why us humble males love the very sexy perfection that you females are.

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