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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today I've been on a beach in Wales. I was having a swim when I saw a woman walking towards the sand dunes I knew she was going for a dump by the way she tentatively looked around whilst clenching her cheeks and tummy.

So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ......PLEASE FILL IN THE BLANK.

This is an attempt to break the internet and proove that not all old white guys collect piss stained sand.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Did you put it in an egg timer and keep it on the mantelpiece ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I've been on a beach in Wales. I was having a swim when I saw a woman walking towards the sand dunes I knew she was going for a dump by the way she tentatively looked around whilst clenching her cheeks and tummy.

So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ......PLEASE FILL IN THE BLANK.

This is an attempt to break the internet and proove that not all old white guys collect piss stained sand.

you really took offence to that

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ......PLEASE FILL IN THE BLANK.

.... Gently kicked sand over it, until it was totaly buried.

Don't want any small children running through a pile of poop.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ......PLEASE FILL IN THE BLANK.

This is an attempt to break the internet and proove that not all old white guys collect piss stained sand.

you really took offence to that

He's old ya know. Wounded.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ...... polished her turds until they turned into diamonds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the type of person who bangs on about dog owners who don't pick their shit up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ...... polished her turds until they turned into diamonds. "

You should work for Disney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ......PLEASE FILL IN THE BLANK.

This is an attempt to break the internet and proove that not all old white guys collect piss stained sand.

you really took offence to that

yup...i keep sniffing myself and thinking of deleting my account now I know how I'm perceived

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ......PLEASE FILL IN THE BLANK.

This is an attempt to break the internet and proove that not all old white guys collect piss stained sand.

you really took offence to that

We all did ya $#@&€

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ...... polished her turds until they turned into diamonds.

You should work for Disney"

Hmmmmm Mickey mouse wants me to but Walt Dis Nay

BOOM!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..... carefully scraped it into a little bag and took it home as a keepsake from a lovely day at the beach

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ...... polished her turds until they turned into diamonds.

You should work for Disney

Hmmmmm Mickey mouse wants me to but Walt Dis Nay

BOOM! "

FFS...picks the turd up and eats it to dull the pain

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

...as I went to inspect it closer and have a good sniff, the woman had appeared behind me and caught me red handed.

Splatt!

She pushed the back of my head towards the well constructed stool. 'Have a closer look ya filthy bastard' she shrieked, before she ran off back to her towel. Leaving me with sand stuck to my face and unwanted attention of someone's golden retriever.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ...... polished her turds until they turned into diamonds.

You should work for Disney

Hmmmmm Mickey mouse wants me to but Walt Dis Nay

BOOM!

FFS...picks the turd up and eats it to dull the pain

You'll need turdofen extra to get over that one. I'm still cringing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and "

scooped it up in a goodly amount of sand, ran up behind the dirty cow and splatted it on her head screaming 'THE TOILETS OVER THERE YA SCUMMY MUMMY' I then kicked sand in her husbands face and after washing my hands went back to drinking XXXX and dreaming of kylie.... doin a piss in the sand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...as I went to inspect it closer and have a good sniff, the woman had appeared behind me and caught me red handed.

Splatt!

You are definitely contributing to breaking the internet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ...... polished her turds until they turned into diamonds.

You should work for Disney

Hmmmmm Mickey mouse wants me to but Walt Dis Nay

BOOM!

FFS...picks the turd up and eats it to dull the pain

You'll need turdofen extra to get over that one. I'm still cringing."

I just realised I'm allergic to nuts....kiss of life anyone?

didn't think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ...... polished her turds until they turned into diamonds.

You should work for Disney

Hmmmmm Mickey mouse wants me to but Walt Dis Nay

BOOM!

FFS...picks the turd up and eats it to dull the pain

You'll need turdofen extra to get over that one. I'm still cringing.

I just realised I'm allergic to nuts....kiss of life anyone?

didn't think so "

Guess it's a shitty situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in a jam jar with some sea water and made a snow globe.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Put it in a jam jar with some sea water and made a snow globe."

That would be a shit globe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't about me either. Only once I've ever done a wildy and that was because I was camping up a mountain and no toilets were close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ......PLEASE FILL IN THE BLANK.

This is an attempt to break the internet and proove that not all old white guys collect piss stained sand.

Does piss actually leave a stain in sand though?... Yet another question that I refuse to Google for the answer.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ......PLEASE FILL IN THE BLANK.

This is an attempt to break the internet and proove that not all old white guys collect piss stained sand.

Does piss actually leave a stain in sand though?... Yet another question that I refuse to Google for the answer."

Who lives near a beach that could try.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ......PLEASE FILL IN THE BLANK.

This is an attempt to break the internet and proove that not all old white guys collect piss stained sand.

....vowed never to eat sweetcorn ever again

Xxx

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

i knelt down to slowly ,a man got to it before me,and ran off shouting i.v got the full set now .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sculpted it into the shape of a sleeping puppy, and waited for passers bye to give me money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it in a jam jar with some sea water and made a snow globe.

That would be a shit globe."

With some glitter in the water it would be ok...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had hoped this thread would be gone by the time I arrived home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok ok the original OP (taking the piss thread) may have erred in his verbosity but he has a kink ..............don't we all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I shot out of the water keeping an eye on where she went and I found the said item in the sand. I knelt down and ......PLEASE FILL IN THE BLANK.

This is an attempt to break the internet and proove that not all old white guys collect piss stained sand.

Does piss actually leave a stain in sand though?... Yet another question that I refuse to Google for the answer."

Not sure about piss staining sand, but I've always known never to eat yellow snow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh these threads - torn between hysteria and the vomit bucket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok ok the original OP (taking the piss thread) may have erred in his verbosity but he has a kink ..............don't we all?"

You're quite right. However maybe his anecdote could have been written more gracefully. It did temporarily break the part of the internet that is FAB...funny though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh these threads - torn between hysteria and the vomit bucket"

They are compulsory to view.......or are compulsive viewing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe I've walked in here

Reversing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok the original OP (taking the piss thread) may have erred in his verbosity but he has a kink ..............don't we all?

You're quite right. However maybe his anecdote could have been written more gracefully. It did temporarily break the part of the internet that is FAB...funny though

I suppose the fact that he is a man of some years makes him a target for fun ( I did so myself) but as I say ..........we are all weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I didn't know that he was taking the piss, I would be as sick as a dog

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh these threads - torn between hysteria and the vomit bucket"

Let's hope vomit isn't another of that guys kinks!!

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