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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston

On a thread earlier someone complained about ppl flirting on threads and they should take it to pm. Someone quickly made a counter complaint about ppl complaining about flirting on the forum. Personally I don't see the issue with flirting/LPP and would be a hypocrite if I did. I think I'd draw the line at explicit flirting or LPP, I don't think I need to know that it's like a tsunami when she squirts, or how he covered her from head to toe in cum etc.

Do you disagree with forum flirting/LPP?

If you disagree why?

If you agree with flirting/LPP what do you deem an acceptable level?

Or do you think it's a forum and we shouldn't be so judgmental, flirting and LPP of any description is acceptable?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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People can do what they like, Its only when they take over a thread with their flirting I think why don't you take it private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind seeing people flirting. It's when I see a thread hijack taking place that I think it's taken too far and should go to Pm.... It also depends on the time of said flirting. If not many are posting and it's quiet on the forums for instance, then why not? .

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"People can do what they like, Its only when they take over a thread with their flirting I think why don't you take it private"

It's rare but there are a few people who I swear start threads just so they can have a public conversation with their sometime other half. In a 'look on ye others, I have someone to fuck!' kind of way. Those are the threads I could do without. So I tend to just leave them to it and not bother commenting.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think inoffensive flirting can be fun ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind seeing people flirting. It's when I see a thread hijack taking place that I think it's taken too far and should go to Pm.... It also depends on the time of said flirting. If not many are posting and it's quiet on the forums for instance, then why not? . "

That's how we became friends.....you big flirt you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never seen the words flirting/LPP used so many times in one statement before. I think it should be used less!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love the open flirtiness - its a laugh - if people want to not look they can turn off their humour button -

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What's LPP?

People can flirt in the forums, it can make me roll my eyes when it goes on....and on....and on though

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"People can do what they like, Its only when they take over a thread with their flirting I think why don't you take it private"

Hmmmm yes it can be disruptive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally guilty of forum flirting.

My bad, pervs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind seeing people flirting. It's when I see a thread hijack taking place that I think it's taken too far and should go to Pm.... It also depends on the time of said flirting. If not many are posting and it's quiet on the forums for instance, then why not? .

That's how we became friends.....you big flirt you!"

I never flirt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never seen the words flirting/LPP used so many times in one statement before. I think it should be used less! "

Spoken by the joint runner up of the Get a Room award 2016

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it and think 'good on ya'. Now I just need to find someone/people to flirt with myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's LPP?

People can flirt in the forums, it can make me roll my eyes when it goes on....and on....and on though "

Lamp Post Pissing.

Oh, and hi *twiddles hair*

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I have never seen the words flirting/LPP used so many times in one statement before. I think it should be used less! "

You picked up on the key points

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I have never seen the words flirting/LPP used so many times in one statement before. I think it should be used less!

Spoken by the joint runner up of the Get a Room award 2016 "

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"What's LPP?

People can flirt in the forums, it can make me roll my eyes when it goes on....and on....and on though "

I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one who doesn't know what LPP is.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I think inoffensive flirting can be fun ... "

What constitutes offensive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh people do what they want and bloody well intend to do so wherever I see fit. My choice and I shall do as I bloody well please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never seen the words flirting/LPP used so many times in one statement before. I think it should be used less!

Spoken by the joint runner up of the Get a Room award 2016 "

*graciously acknowledges Sotk* I know that of which I speak

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Apologies for putting LPP (lamppost pissing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies for putting LPP (lamppost pissing) "

I had to ask you for clarity first time you said it all that time ago

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Apologies for putting LPP (lamppost pissing)

I had to ask you for clarity first time you said it all that time ago "

Yes I remembered when you posted, we need a Fab dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies for putting LPP (lamppost pissing)

I had to ask you for clarity first time you said it all that time ago

Yes I remembered when you posted, we need a Fab dictionary "

You should start a thread for sure!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind seeing people flirting. It's when I see a thread hijack taking place that I think it's taken too far and should go to Pm.... It also depends on the time of said flirting. If not many are posting and it's quiet on the forums for instance, then why not? . "

Hello,just to inform you as u might of been worried,my finger is doing well,the doctor told me not to refresh for couple of weeks hahaha x

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I don't mind a bit of flirting and find the LPP quite amusing. If it bothered me I'd just scroll past the thread and wouldn't comment. Each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirting, to some degree is to be expected. Done poorly it's painful to watch.

Lamp post pissing is just a sign of insecurity.

It's all just the same as the real world.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Apologies for putting LPP (lamppost pissing) "

Shocking behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't really bother me at all, to be honest. Sometimes it's funny but it's too easy to ignore to be annoying.

A bit of flirting can be nice, in my opinion. When it's laid on thick then it's easy to gloss over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People can do what they like, Its only when they take over a thread with their flirting I think why don't you take it private

It's rare but there are a few people who I swear start threads just so they can have a public conversation with their sometime other half. In a 'look on ye others, I have someone to fuck!' kind of way. Those are the threads I could do without. So I tend to just leave them to it and not bother commenting."

This

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

People can do what they like, no one is forced to read threads or every single comment. I only go through threads that interest me, otherwise I just jump to newest comment an ignore all the prior bs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well I like abit flirting on here because you can make some new friends and meet new people you might not find in the search and it's all good fun

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Saw 'LPP' and had to think what had I done to deserve to be the forum gossip

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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If it disrupts a thread that's intended to be serious it's a bit shitty and I'll call it out. Otherwise? Meh, LPP is just harmless (most of the time) insecurity popping up. I just roll my eyes and let them carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it disrupts a thread that's intended to be serious it's a bit shitty and I'll call it out. Otherwise? Meh, LPP is just harmless (most of the time) insecurity popping up. I just roll my eyes and let them carry on. "

One of your eye rolls is a badge of honour around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It mostly bores me so I ignore it. I think a lot of it should be kept private. Just my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it disrupts a thread that's intended to be serious it's a bit shitty and I'll call it out. Otherwise? Meh, LPP is just harmless (most of the time) insecurity popping up. I just roll my eyes and let them carry on. "

_eli - love to flirt with you - gonna make you blush when i see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this flirting thing people are talking about? Someones gonna have to show me

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton


"I don't mind a bit of flirting and find the LPP quite amusing. If it bothered me I'd just scroll past the thread and wouldn't comment. Each to their own "

Sometimes I get a slightly head on and flirt with the lamp post pissée

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"If it disrupts a thread that's intended to be serious it's a bit shitty and I'll call it out. Otherwise? Meh, LPP is just harmless (most of the time) insecurity popping up. I just roll my eyes and let them carry on.

One of your eye rolls is a badge of honour around here "

Thanks, you flatter me!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"People can do what they like, Its only when they take over a thread with their flirting I think why don't you take it private

It's rare but there are a few people who I swear start threads just so they can have a public conversation with their sometime other half. In a 'look on ye others, I have someone to fuck!' kind of way. Those are the threads I could do without. So I tend to just leave them to it and not bother commenting."

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

What is LPP

Is it a large or little penis pump??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it wasn't for a bit of flirting/banter in the forums. I would never have had my first fab meet.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"Saw 'LPP' and had to think what had I done to deserve to be the forum gossip "

I sometimes think that when I see he's scrummy

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Saw 'LPP' and had to think what had I done to deserve to be the forum gossip "

'LPP was doing some blatant LPP'

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"What is LPP

Is it a large or little penis pump??"

Lamp Post Pissing; where a dog marks it's territory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as a self confessed flirt I can't complain when other people do it, it's fun and part of the forums. As for when to take it to pm, that's a difficult one. As long as it doesn't disrupt a thread then it's ok. X

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"Well as a self confessed flirt I can't complain when other people do it, it's fun and part of the forums. As for when to take it to pm, that's a difficult one. As long as it doesn't disrupt a thread then it's ok. X "

How you doin ?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"If it disrupts a thread that's intended to be serious it's a bit shitty and I'll call it out. Otherwise? Meh, LPP is just harmless (most of the time) insecurity popping up. I just roll my eyes and let them carry on. "

I find it quite amusing when they take over a thread, and subsequently the thread dies with their posts visible to all and sundry......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whatever, folk can talk as they want on here, if a thread or it's contents were to bother me, i'd just leave and find something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is a difference with the forum flirt to a private flirt - well there is for me - i flirt with more on here than i would do - only carry it on in private if it means more than a bit of banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind seeing people flirting. It's when I see a thread hijack taking place that I think it's taken too far and should go to Pm.... It also depends on the time of said flirting. If not many are posting and it's quiet on the forums for instance, then why not? .

That's how we became friends.....you big flirt you!

I never flirt!! "

You do but you're not too good at it

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well as a self confessed flirt I can't complain when other people do it, it's fun and part of the forums. As for when to take it to pm, that's a difficult one. As long as it doesn't disrupt a thread then it's ok. X

How you doin ? "

Good thanks x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I have never seen the words flirting/LPP used so many times in one statement before. I think it should be used less!

Spoken by the joint runner up of the Get a Room award 2016

*graciously acknowledges Sotk* I know that of which I speak "

What is this award?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never seen the words flirting/LPP used so many times in one statement before. I think it should be used less!

Spoken by the joint runner up of the Get a Room award 2016

*graciously acknowledges Sotk* I know that of which I speak

What is this award? "

Didn't think you'd miss a thread on flirting

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I have never seen the words flirting/LPP used so many times in one statement before. I think it should be used less!

Spoken by the joint runner up of the Get a Room award 2016

*graciously acknowledges Sotk* I know that of which I speak

What is this award?

Didn't think you'd miss a thread on flirting "

I did win that award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirting should not be allowed anywhere on these forums. Saying that, I have no clue what flirting even is, I'm not one to take part

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Couldn't give a flying fuck about flirting, prefer it to snakes

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I also got awards for flirting and threadjacking.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Couldn't give a flying fuck about flirting, prefer it to snakes "

I fucking hate snakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind seeing people flirting. It's when I see a thread hijack taking place that I think it's taken too far and should go to Pm.... It also depends on the time of said flirting. If not many are posting and it's quiet on the forums for instance, then why not? .

That's how we became friends.....you big flirt you!

I never flirt!!

You do but you're not too good at it

Fuzz"

Tis' true. I'm out of practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couldn't give a flying fuck about flirting, prefer it to snakes

I fucking hate snakes."
amen to can't stand them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only jealous there's no one to flirt with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also got awards for flirting and threadjacking.

"

At least dick turpin wore a mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I figured out what LPP means all by myself. Proud moment.

I don't mind flirting at all. I'm not here to tell people how to post in the forums, also it can easily be ignored. Plus I like it when a thread goes slightly off topic because new threads are born there. Also it's a bit like a normal conversation that way.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Couldn't give a flying fuck about flirting, prefer it to snakes

I fucking hate snakes.amen to can't stand them"

It's the ones in disguise you gotta be wary of.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I also got awards for flirting and threadjacking.

At least dick turpin wore a mask "

I'm fearless. I do what I like

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Couldn't give a flying fuck about flirting, prefer it to snakes

I fucking hate snakes.amen to can't stand them

It's the ones in disguise you gotta be wary of."

A snake/chameleon hybrid?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Couldn't give a flying fuck about flirting, prefer it to snakes

I fucking hate snakes.amen to can't stand them

It's the ones in disguise you gotta be wary of.

A snake/chameleon hybrid? "

Yeah man. They're all creepy and sneaky and shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also got awards for flirting and threadjacking.

"

You did - I still have the spreadsheet somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously? "

It's Not really about taking it seriously. ..it's more about irrelevance to whatever thread they are taking over. Easily avoided though I guess. Just have to accept that some threads just aren't worth commenting on.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously? "

I take it very seriously. It is my hobby.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I also got awards for flirting and threadjacking.

You did - I still have the spreadsheet somewhere"

I forum searched it. That one up there would be nothing without me I tell ya. I made him the man he is today. I'm going to claim royalties

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"I'm only jealous there's no one to flirt with "

Sssshhh! You're not meant to reveal that.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously? "

Love the new pic

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

Love the new pic "

Thank you

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester


"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

It's Not really about taking it seriously. ..it's more about irrelevance to whatever thread they are taking over. Easily avoided though I guess. Just have to accept that some threads just aren't worth commenting on. "

But then there's the time that I think a thread is interesting and then the flirting takes over, so I can't be bothered to scroll through all the comments and quotes. Shame really, but at least it's not all the interesting threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

Love the new pic

Thank you "

God, stop flirting you two

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

Love the new pic

Thank you

God, stop flirting you two "

You're only jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it disrupts a thread that's intended to be serious it's a bit shitty and I'll call it out. Otherwise? Meh, LPP is just harmless (most of the time) insecurity popping up. I just roll my eyes and let them carry on.

I find it quite amusing when they take over a thread, and subsequently the thread dies with their posts visible to all and sundry...... "

Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's LLP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

Love the new pic

Thank you

God, stop flirting you two

You're only jealous "

I am, noone flirts with me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I prefer to piss in the sand nowadays.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"What's LLP?"

Lovely little penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's LLP?"

Limited Liability Partnership

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"If it disrupts a thread that's intended to be serious it's a bit shitty and I'll call it out. Otherwise? Meh, LPP is just harmless (most of the time) insecurity popping up. I just roll my eyes and let them carry on.

I find it quite amusing when they take over a thread, and subsequently the thread dies with their posts visible to all and sundry......

Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

"

Prick tease

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I also got awards for flirting and threadjacking.

"

Is threadjacking like Jacksonnapping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's LLP?"

LPP...lamp post pissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am none the wiser. Please continue LLP'ing.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

Love the new pic

Thank you

God, stop flirting you two

You're only jealous

I am, noone flirts with me "

Fancy a Jelly Baby? hang on .. no that's not right!! FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

Love the new pic

Thank you

God, stop flirting you two

You're only jealous

I am, noone flirts with me

Fancy a Jelly Baby? hang on .. no that's not right!! FAF? "

Thought you'd never ask

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"It's rare but there are a few people who I swear start threads just so they can have a public conversation with their sometime other half. In a 'look on ye others, I have someone to fuck!' kind of way. Those are the threads I could do without. So I tend to just leave them to it and not bother commenting."

This for me too.

General flirting is fine. And sometimes hijacking a nasty thread with flirting can be a good way to lighten the mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

"

How can you tell if a lesbian is fake?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

Love the new pic

Thank you

God, stop flirting you two

You're only jealous

I am, noone flirts with me

Fancy a Jelly Baby? hang on .. no that's not right!! FAF?

Thought you'd never ask "

I've eaten all the Jelly Babies

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

How can you tell if a lesbian is fake? "

If a woman is interested in other women and expresses it - it's only done for the male gaze evidently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

Love the new pic

Thank you

God, stop flirting you two

You're only jealous

I am, noone flirts with me

Fancy a Jelly Baby? hang on .. no that's not right!! FAF?

Thought you'd never ask

I've eaten all the Jelly Babies "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

"

Not at all

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"How can you tell if a lesbian is fake? "

I am

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I also got awards for flirting and threadjacking.

Is threadjacking like Jacksonnapping? "

It's what ever you want it to be

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

Love the new pic

Thank you

God, stop flirting you two

You're only jealous

I am, noone flirts with me

Fancy a Jelly Baby? hang on .. no that's not right!! FAF?

Thought you'd never ask

I've eaten all the Jelly Babies

"

I did tell you on another thread but you keep ignoring me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

Love the new pic

Thank you

God, stop flirting you two

You're only jealous

I am, noone flirts with me

Fancy a Jelly Baby? hang on .. no that's not right!! FAF?

Thought you'd never ask

I've eaten all the Jelly Babies "

What??

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

How can you tell if a lesbian is fake?

If a woman is interested in other women and expresses it - it's only done for the male gaze evidently. "

Nice quim

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I also got awards for flirting and threadjacking.

Is threadjacking like Jacksonnapping?

It's what ever you want it to be "

Oooft

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

How can you tell if a lesbian is fake?

If a woman is interested in other women and expresses it - it's only done for the male gaze evidently.

Nice quim"

Fake

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

How can you tell if a lesbian is fake?

If a woman is interested in other women and expresses it - it's only done for the male gaze evidently.

Nice quim"

Hey sexy Honey

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

Love the new pic

Thank you

God, stop flirting you two

You're only jealous

I am, noone flirts with me

Fancy a Jelly Baby? hang on .. no that's not right!! FAF?

Thought you'd never ask

I've eaten all the Jelly Babies

What?? "

There's an echo in here, yes head first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

Love the new pic

Thank you

God, stop flirting you two

You're only jealous

I am, noone flirts with me

Fancy a Jelly Baby? hang on .. no that's not right!! FAF?

Thought you'd never ask

I've eaten all the Jelly Babies

What??

There's an echo in here, yes head first "

Least you eat em right

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

Love the new pic

Thank you

God, stop flirting you two

You're only jealous

I am, noone flirts with me

Fancy a Jelly Baby? hang on .. no that's not right!! FAF?

Thought you'd never ask

I've eaten all the Jelly Babies

What??

There's an echo in here, yes head first "

No, no, no. All wrong. It's tummy first obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's LPP?

People can flirt in the forums, it can make me roll my eyes when it goes on....and on....and on though

Lamp Post Pissing.

Oh, and hi *twiddles hair*"

OK, what is Lamp Post Pissing?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

How can you tell if a lesbian is fake?

If a woman is interested in other women and expresses it - it's only done for the male gaze evidently.

Nice quim"

Be gone foul faux lesbian, there is no white knight to arise in your honour currently, pole teasing wench that you are.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

Love the new pic

Thank you

God, stop flirting you two

You're only jealous

I am, noone flirts with me

Fancy a Jelly Baby? hang on .. no that's not right!! FAF?

Thought you'd never ask

I've eaten all the Jelly Babies

What??

There's an echo in here, yes head first

Least you eat em right "

Exactly

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

How can you tell if a lesbian is fake?

If a woman is interested in other women and expresses it - it's only done for the male gaze evidently.

Nice quim

Fake "

I have said many times I am allergic to pussies.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

How can you tell if a lesbian is fake?

If a woman is interested in other women and expresses it - it's only done for the male gaze evidently.

Nice quim

Be gone foul faux lesbian, there is no white knight to arise in your honour currently, pole teasing wench that you are. "

I don't need a white knight when I am a princess upon a Unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

How can you tell if a lesbian is fake?

If a woman is interested in other women and expresses it - it's only done for the male gaze evidently. "

Wanna make the men wild with me

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"If it disrupts a thread that's intended to be serious it's a bit shitty and I'll call it out. Otherwise? Meh, LPP is just harmless (most of the time) insecurity popping up. I just roll my eyes and let them carry on.

I find it quite amusing when they take over a thread, and subsequently the thread dies with their posts visible to all and sundry......

Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

"

Oh white knight where art thou? I need to tease thee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it disrupts a thread that's intended to be serious it's a bit shitty and I'll call it out. Otherwise? Meh, LPP is just harmless (most of the time) insecurity popping up. I just roll my eyes and let them carry on.

I find it quite amusing when they take over a thread, and subsequently the thread dies with their posts visible to all and sundry......

Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

Oh white knight where art thou? I need to tease thee "

You called fair maiden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

How can you tell if a lesbian is fake? "

They go in with their eyes tightly closed

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

Love the new pic

Thank you

God, stop flirting you two

You're only jealous

I am, noone flirts with me

Fancy a Jelly Baby? hang on .. no that's not right!! FAF?

Thought you'd never ask

I've eaten all the Jelly Babies

What??

There's an echo in here, yes head first

Least you eat em right

Exactly "

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"If it disrupts a thread that's intended to be serious it's a bit shitty and I'll call it out. Otherwise? Meh, LPP is just harmless (most of the time) insecurity popping up. I just roll my eyes and let them carry on.

I find it quite amusing when they take over a thread, and subsequently the thread dies with their posts visible to all and sundry......

Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

Oh white knight where art thou? I need to tease thee

You called fair maiden?"

I need to mount your noble steed

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

How can you tell if a lesbian is fake?

If a woman is interested in other women and expresses it - it's only done for the male gaze evidently.

Nice quim

Hey sexy Honey "

Oh hello Kinky you minx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"If it disrupts a thread that's intended to be serious it's a bit shitty and I'll call it out. Otherwise? Meh, LPP is just harmless (most of the time) insecurity popping up. I just roll my eyes and let them carry on.

I find it quite amusing when they take over a thread, and subsequently the thread dies with their posts visible to all and sundry......

Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

Oh white knight where art thou? I need to tease thee

You called fair maiden?

I need to mount your noble steed "

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I don't know how to flirt so it's not me

Surely nobody takes forum flirting seriously?

Love the new pic

Thank you

God, stop flirting you two

You're only jealous

I am, noone flirts with me

Fancy a Jelly Baby? hang on .. no that's not right!! FAF?

Thought you'd never ask

I've eaten all the Jelly Babies

What??

There's an echo in here, yes head first

Least you eat em right

Exactly

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it disrupts a thread that's intended to be serious it's a bit shitty and I'll call it out. Otherwise? Meh, LPP is just harmless (most of the time) insecurity popping up. I just roll my eyes and let them carry on.

I find it quite amusing when they take over a thread, and subsequently the thread dies with their posts visible to all and sundry......

Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

Oh white knight where art thou? I need to tease thee

You called fair maiden?

I need to mount your noble steed "

Ooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never seen the words flirting/LPP used so many times in one statement before. I think it should be used less!

Spoken by the joint runner up of the Get a Room award 2016

*graciously acknowledges Sotk* I know that of which I speak

What is this award?

Didn't think you'd miss a thread on flirting

I did win that award "

Honey, you came second -- not first. Let not Diamondjoe have his crown stolen unjustly!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I have never seen the words flirting/LPP used so many times in one statement before. I think it should be used less!

Spoken by the joint runner up of the Get a Room award 2016

*graciously acknowledges Sotk* I know that of which I speak

What is this award?

Didn't think you'd miss a thread on flirting

I did win that award

Honey, you came second -- not first. Let not Diamondjoe have his crown stolen unjustly! "

The outrage!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Flirting is fine. Sucking up is blurgh.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Flirting is fine. Sucking up is blurgh."

Oh now there's another thread so wonderful of you to mention that

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I have never seen the words flirting/LPP used so many times in one statement before. I think it should be used less!

Spoken by the joint runner up of the Get a Room award 2016

*graciously acknowledges Sotk* I know that of which I speak

What is this award?

Didn't think you'd miss a thread on flirting

I did win that award

Honey, you came second -- not first. Let not Diamondjoe have his crown stolen unjustly! "

No I meant the flirt award

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Honey, you came second -- not first. Let not Diamondjoe have his crown stolen unjustly!

No I meant the flirt award "

Which was MINE

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Honey, you came second -- not first. Let not Diamondjoe have his crown stolen unjustly!

No I meant the flirt award

Which was MINE "

Are you 2 flirting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[posters lamp post remains piss free on 31/08/2017 02.25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can do piss on Someone's lamp post please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never seen anyone piss on someone's lamp post? . And flirting, that's rare on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies for putting LPP (lamppost pissing) "

I thought it was Little Pink Panther.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Honey, you came second -- not first. Let not Diamondjoe have his crown stolen unjustly!

No I meant the flirt award

Which was MINE "

I learned for the best Jedi.

Jelly wrestle you for it?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I've never seen anyone piss on someone's lamp post? . And flirting, that's rare on here. "

Don't forget LPH (lamppost hugging), that's extreme LPP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never seen anyone piss on someone's lamp post? . And flirting, that's rare on here.

Don't forget LPH (lamppost hugging), that's extreme LPP "

Please clarify. Is lammpost pissing just posting on one persons post all the time and flirting with them? Or is it where you message other users to tell them to get their hands off your fuck budy? It's all confusing to me, all this red tape. I need to know what to do around here.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I've never seen anyone piss on someone's lamp post? . And flirting, that's rare on here.

Don't forget LPH (lamppost hugging), that's extreme LPP

Please clarify. Is lammpost pissing just posting on one persons post all the time and flirting with them? Or is it where you message other users to tell them to get their hands off your fuck budy? It's all confusing to me, all this red tape. I need to know what to do around here. "

This calls for another thread, start your own, it'll keep you out of mischief

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

There is nothing in the forum rules that says you can't flirt or lamp post piss, so who decided that we shouldn't?!

If I wanted to flirt/lpp then I would but I am so very lazy and can't be arsed.

I guess I ought to make more effort. So, from now on this denotes I am attempting to flirt.

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By *KST15Couple
over a year ago

essex

Good Morning all I do love the morning forums I love a good read lol learned something new never knew what lpp was but we don't mind a little play on forums you never know where it might lead , have safe fun folks DAT out

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Oh people do what they want and bloody well intend to do so wherever I see fit. My choice and I shall do as I bloody well please "

Most Yorkshire post ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh people do what they want and bloody well intend to do so wherever I see fit. My choice and I shall do as I bloody well please

Most Yorkshire post ever"

Haha sorry

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Flirting is to be expected on here. Most of the time, it doesn't bother me. I just scroll or ignore it.

Its when it goes on and on and takes over an entire otherwise serious/ interesting thread. I do sometimes, roll my eyes and think, get a room or start your own thread. Especially if I'm in a grumpy mood

However, sometimes it's funny to watch when a new person pops up that takes the fancy of a fair few. Watching people trying to out flirt each other and get their attention.

Of course, if I ever do any of the above, its fine and allowed.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Im leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street, waiting for a certain little lady to come by, oh me oh my

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You'd never catch me flirting on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd never catch me flirting on here "

It's a good job a fine upstanding fabber like your good self is here to maintain standards Bladey

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"You'd never catch me flirting on here

It's a good job a fine upstanding fabber like your good self is here to maintain standards Bladey "

Phew. A fabber with morals I was getting concerned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who cares, let then carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who cares, let them carry on"

.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd never catch me flirting on here

It's a good job a fine upstanding fabber like your good self is here to maintain standards Bladey

Phew. A fabber with morals I was getting concerned "

Oi!

I have plenty of those teeth left

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Doesn't stop the faux lesbians doing it over and over again though. I'm absolutely convinced they message each other before hand and deliberately do it to try and improve their Forum "stock" and prick tease their White Knights, but hey that's just me.

How can you tell if a lesbian is fake?

They go in with their eyes tightly closed "

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I've never seen anyone piss on someone's lamp post? . And flirting, that's rare on here.

Don't forget LPH (lamppost hugging), that's extreme LPP

Please clarify. Is lammpost pissing just posting on one persons post all the time and flirting with them? Or is it where you message other users to tell them to get their hands off your fuck budy? It's all confusing to me, all this red tape. I need to know what to do around here. "

Buzz mate, you've been a forum user for long enough now, surely you've noticed the ' Gerroff him/her, he/she's mine' subtle postings?

Forum flirting is fine, but there is a point at which private messaging is better than filling up a thread 'off topic'

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"You'd never catch me flirting on here

It's a good job a fine upstanding fabber like your good self is here to maintain standards Bladey "

Glad you noticed. Adjusts halo. is that straight now ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd never catch me flirting on here

It's a good job a fine upstanding fabber like your good self is here to maintain standards Bladey

Glad you noticed. Adjusts halo. is that straight now ?"

It's fine. I can barely make out the horns holding it aloft

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"You'd never catch me flirting on here

It's a good job a fine upstanding fabber like your good self is here to maintain standards Bladey

Glad you noticed. Adjusts halo. is that straight now ?

It's fine. I can barely make out the horns holding it aloft "

Shit you noticed them

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By *ink oyster partyCouple
over a year ago

guilford

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