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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

Long and thin cock or small and thick?and the reason for your answers please.

Maz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x"

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?"

Sounds horrific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

Sounds horrific

I agree with above

Short and thick always xx

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"End of the vagina"...

Lordy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""End of the vagina"...

Lordy.

Yours will do

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

""End of the vagina"...

Lordy.

Yours will do

You say the lovliest things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?"

That's every women's dream surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""End of the vagina"...

Lordy.

Yours will do

You say the lovliest things. "

You love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely small and thick would feel better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?"

Hmmmm.... no thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girth always beats length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither would do anything much for me

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?"

That would the uterus dear!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Small and thick but in reality neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Small and thick but in reality neither. "

No cock?

. I give up.

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?"

Lol cant believe you just asked that!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Small and thick but in reality neither.

No cock?

. I give up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

That would the uterus dear! "

Cervix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

That would the uterus dear!

Cervix

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I enjoy a bruised cervix probably as much as a guy enjoys being kicked in the bollocks.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Long and thin cock or small and thick?and the reason for your answers please.

Maz"

Would you like me to just put those two choices on the minutes of the Hive meeting next month?

I warm you, the Collective wont vote, they will be too busy laughing at you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would choose girth every time

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

*raises hand* as a Bi chap I'd like to offer my preference

Girth wins every time. Has to be circumcised, foreskin is weird :O

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By *iscreetmrnickMan
over a year ago

windsor

"Girth always beats length

Yay im in then

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Women! But out the two choices a good girth

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"I enjoy a bruised cervix probably as much as a guy enjoys being kicked in the bollocks."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you seem remarkably ill-informed on basic biology for a paramedic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

That would the uterus dear!

Cervix

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

That would the uterus dear! "

Hits my uterus I'm going to hospital!

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

That's every women's dream surely

Well guess we are on.the same boat.

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"you seem remarkably ill-informed on basic biology for a paramedic!"

I.am.a.paramedic not a doctor!!!

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?"

So you like the idea of women feeling pain while you're hammering away? Sounds incredibly selfish and self centred.

If you hadn't already guessed it's a no from me.

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

That would the uterus dear!

Hits my uterus I'm going to hospital! "

Naaaa, I.will take goof care of.you, after all I a paramedic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you seem remarkably ill-informed on basic biology for a paramedic!

I.am.a.paramedic not a doctor!!!"

you think only a doctor knows what a cervix is? oh dear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short and thick, as you put it,I'm not that keen on my cervix being pounded and contracting, when I want to enjoy sex and orgasm.xxx

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Long and think

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

So you like the idea of women feeling pain while you're hammering away? Sounds incredibly selfish and self centred.

If you hadn't already guessed it's a no from me.

I didnt say that I enjoy letting my partner feeling pain,I said with force and force dosent have to be pain!!!!

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Long and think

Loool well unfortunately that is.not among out choices tonight

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Short and thick, as you put it,I'm not that keen on my cervix being pounded and contracting, when I want to enjoy sex and orgasm.xxx"

I respect that, but it seems that I miss explainrd the meaning of force, I didnt mean by it pain at all

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"you seem remarkably ill-informed on basic biology for a paramedic!

I.am.a.paramedic not a doctor!!!

you think only a doctor knows what a cervix is? oh dear!"

You are right, but since english is.my third language I dont expect my self to.know this word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

So you like the idea of women feeling pain while you're hammering away? Sounds incredibly selfish and self centred.

If you hadn't already guessed it's a no from me.

I didnt say that I enjoy letting my partner feeling pain,I said with force and force dosent have to be pain!!!!"

if it 'hits the end of your vagina with full force' then yes, that causes pain.

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

So you like the idea of women feeling pain while you're hammering away? Sounds incredibly selfish and self centred.

If you hadn't already guessed it's a no from me.

I didnt say that I enjoy letting my partner feeling pain,I said with force and force dosent have to be pain!!!!

if it 'hits the end of your vagina with full force' then yes, that causes pain."

I believe not all women are the same, I had that with several ladies and they enjoyed it and requested it more often.

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

That's every women's dream surely

Well guess we are on.the same boat."

I think they were being sarcastic...

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

That would the uterus dear!

Hits my uterus I'm going to hospital!

Naaaa, I.will take goof care of.you, after all I a paramedic

You're a paramedic?

But according to one of your previous posts you're in a wheelchair due to taking two bullets. And for an educated man with several degrees your spelling is atrocious.

Just pointing a few things out

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I enjoy a bruised cervix probably as much as a guy enjoys being kicked in the bollocks."

Some men enjoy getting kicked in the bollocks.

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

That would the uterus dear!

Hits my uterus I'm going to hospital!

Naaaa, I.will take goof care of.you, after all I a paramedic

You're a paramedic?

But according to one of your previous posts you're in a wheelchair due to taking two bullets. And for an educated man with several degrees your spelling is atrocious.

Just pointing a few things out

Well my dear guess you are not catching up, english is my third language so am doing my best!!!

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

So you like the idea of women feeling pain while you're hammering away? Sounds incredibly selfish and self centred.

If you hadn't already guessed it's a no from me.

I didnt say that I enjoy letting my partner feeling pain,I said with force and force dosent have to be pain!!!!

if it 'hits the end of your vagina with full force' then yes, that causes pain."

Indeed. Any part of the human body that is hit with force feels pain. What world are you living in OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* puts on best high pitched girl voice *

Oh I'd really like to see what a small thin funny looking ones like.... I'm getting a bit frustrated with sams great big girthy pole of perfection, I'm especially sick of him being such a sexual tyrannosaurus every bloody night, why oh why was I cursed with the perfect man ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

Sounds horrific

Pahahahaha.....so true

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

So you like the idea of women feeling pain while you're hammering away? Sounds incredibly selfish and self centred.

If you hadn't already guessed it's a no from me.

I didnt say that I enjoy letting my partner feeling pain,I said with force and force dosent have to be pain!!!!

if it 'hits the end of your vagina with full force' then yes, that causes pain.

I believe not all women are the same, I had that with several ladies and they enjoyed it and requested it more often.

Being a trained paramedic did you give them a local anaesthetic to the cervix first?

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

So you like the idea of women feeling pain while you're hammering away? Sounds incredibly selfish and self centred.

If you hadn't already guessed it's a no from me.

I didnt say that I enjoy letting my partner feeling pain,I said with force and force dosent have to be pain!!!!

if it 'hits the end of your vagina with full force' then yes, that causes pain.

I believe not all women are the same, I had that with several ladies and they enjoyed it and requested it more often.

Being a trained paramedic did you give them a local anaesthetic to the cervix first?"

Our courses in training are not related to sexual organs but more to saving lives!!!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?"

Have you ever been kicked in the balls

I was once told That's what having your cervix bashed in like that feels like and it can be quite eye watering

So unless you willing to give that lady the pleasure of kicking your balls in afterwards to even the score is Void doing it if I were you

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

Have you ever been kicked in the balls

I was once told That's what having your cervix bashed in like that feels like and it can be quite eye watering

So unless you willing to give that lady the pleasure of kicking your balls in afterwards to even the score is Void doing it if I were you

I.will take with your advice in the future

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

So OP. Just how do you manage being an athletic paramedic whilst being in a wheelchair due to being shot twice?

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"So OP. Just how do you manage being an athletic paramedic whilst being in a wheelchair due to being shot twice?"

After that I was shot I.moved to operation room, and now I swim and play wheelchair basketball and go to gym regularly,in my opinion that makes me athletic and paramedic, dont you think so?

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Long and think

Loool well unfortunately that is.not among out choices tonight

Well it should be lol

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Long and think

Loool well unfortunately that is.not among out choices tonight

Well it should be lol "

So it be bad slut.

Happy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So OP. Just how do you manage being an athletic paramedic whilst being in a wheelchair due to being shot twice?

After that I was shot I.moved to operation room, and now I swim and play wheelchair basketball and go to gym regularly,in my opinion that makes me athletic and paramedic, dont you think so?"

no, if you are not employed as a paramedic, then no, you are not a paramedic.

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"So OP. Just how do you manage being an athletic paramedic whilst being in a wheelchair due to being shot twice?

After that I was shot I.moved to operation room, and now I swim and play wheelchair basketball and go to gym regularly,in my opinion that makes me athletic and paramedic, dont you think so?

no, if you are not employed as a paramedic, then no, you are not a paramedic."

The place where I.come from all paramedic are volunteers and dont get paid. Guess you need to read more about red cross in middle east

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"So OP. Just how do you manage being an athletic paramedic whilst being in a wheelchair due to being shot twice?"

Clearly you've never watched that Paralympics there's plenty of athletic sports for wheel chair users to participate in

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"So OP. Just how do you manage being an athletic paramedic whilst being in a wheelchair due to being shot twice?

Clearly you've never watched that Paralympics there's plenty of athletic sports for wheel chair users to participate in"

I.know and I.play wheelchair basketball in.the british league.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So OP. Just how do you manage being an athletic paramedic whilst being in a wheelchair due to being shot twice?

After that I was shot I.moved to operation room, and now I swim and play wheelchair basketball and go to gym regularly,in my opinion that makes me athletic and paramedic, dont you think so?

no, if you are not employed as a paramedic, then no, you are not a paramedic.

The place where I.come from all paramedic are volunteers and dont get paid. Guess you need to read more about red cross in middle east"

no, i don't.

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"So OP. Just how do you manage being an athletic paramedic whilst being in a wheelchair due to being shot twice?

After that I was shot I.moved to operation room, and now I swim and play wheelchair basketball and go to gym regularly,in my opinion that makes me athletic and paramedic, dont you think so?

no, if you are not employed as a paramedic, then no, you are not a paramedic.

The place where I.come from all paramedic are volunteers and dont get paid. Guess you need to read more about red cross in middle east

no, i don't. "

Believe you need,coz you are missing alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But OP you said you "were a paramedic and not a doctor" when in my opinion you knew what people were referring to.

Just reading this and then both of us are laughing at some of the people's response, but regarding the paramedic thing, I massively disagree with the Middle East paramedic thing

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"But OP you said you "were a paramedic and not a doctor" when in my opinion you knew what people were referring to.

Just reading this and then both of us are laughing at some of the people's response, but regarding the paramedic thing, I massively disagree with the Middle East paramedic thing

What do you disagree exactly?

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

'Long and thin not my thing' haha

Met a guy once and I swear a KFC crushem straw had more girth in my mouth

Not for me thanks

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"If I HAD to choose it would be short and thick, it would feel better

A x

Good choice,but dont you like to feel when it hit the end of your vagina with full force?

That would the uterus dear!

Hits my uterus I'm going to hospital!

Naaaa, I.will take goof care of.you, after all I a paramedic

If your grasp of the female anatomy is ' that good' I'd rather not bother thanks

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Long and thin cock or small and thick?and the reason for your answers please.

Maz"

Long and thick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clean one

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By *ild Phoenix OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A clean one

Hello I can help in that if you dont mind

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Long and slim gets mef feeling right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess it depends if you're breeding hens for egg production in which case I'd go for an Orpington or maybe you want to show them in which case I'd suggest a Scots Grey? I am assuming you are after a Cockerel to breed with your hens and not talking about dull cock comparison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long and thin's too far in

Short and thick does the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why there is no long and thick and sort and thin !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer long and thick....guess I'm just greedy

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