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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had a message from someone describing themselves as a mature professional. He was 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If thats mature what the fuck does it make me

signed Miss coffin dodger

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I had a message from someone describing themselves as a mature professional. He was 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If thats mature what the fuck does it make me

signed Miss coffin dodger"

thats okay.. least you'll get ya bus pass soon....

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I had a message from someone describing themselves as a mature professional. He was 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If thats mature what the fuck does it make me

signed Miss coffin dodger

thats okay.. least you'll get ya bus pass soon.... "

cheers _abio, thats made me feel so much better cause i already got a bus pass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a message from someone describing themselves as a mature professional. He was 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If thats mature what the fuck does it make me

signed Miss coffin dodger

thats okay.. least you'll get ya bus pass soon.... "

.

... Beats Shaun with a wooden stick!

She is the same age as me!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I had a message from someone describing themselves as a mature professional. He was 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If thats mature what the fuck does it make me

signed Miss coffin dodger

thats okay.. least you'll get ya bus pass soon....

cheers _abio, thats made me feel so much better cause i already got a bus pass lol "

okay... how about... getting ready for bingo and tea dances....

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

age is just a number. You are as young or as old as you feel.

After a rough nights sleep I currently feel about 60

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may be old in age, but not in outlook or behaviour, or in my taste in men!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I am not old, i do not look 46, i have a young outlook. However, if 23 can be considered mature it means i must be a coffin dodger lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a message from someone describing themselves as a mature professional. He was 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If thats mature what the fuck does it make me

signed Miss coffin dodger"

was he from London as if so i had it too

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich


"I am not old, i do not look 46, i have a young outlook. However, if 23 can be considered mature it means i must be a coffin dodger lol"

Maybe he meant his mindset rather than his age

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I had a message from someone describing themselves as a mature professional. He was 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If thats mature what the fuck does it make me

signed Miss coffin dodger

was he from London as if so i had it too "

ha ha yes he was lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a message from someone describing themselves as a mature professional. He was 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If thats mature what the fuck does it make me

signed Miss coffin dodger

was he from London as if so i had it too

ha ha yes he was lmao"

he told me i had loads of amazing pics and a great profile

erm its shit and no pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crawls away to write will and put my affairs in order

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I had a message from someone describing themselves as a mature professional. He was 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If thats mature what the fuck does it make me

signed Miss coffin dodger

was he from London as if so i had it too

ha ha yes he was lmao

he told me i had loads of amazing pics and a great profile

erm its shit and no pics"

humpph never said anything about my profile or pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a message from someone describing themselves as a mature professional. He was 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If thats mature what the fuck does it make me

signed Miss coffin dodger

was he from London as if so i had it too

ha ha yes he was lmao

he told me i had loads of amazing pics and a great profile

erm its shit and no pics

humpph never said anything about my profile or pictures.

"

lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i had that message too.. if its from a guy who's username is the same word twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think i had that message too.. if its from a guy who's username is the same word twice"

Twice twice is a nice bloke xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If 23 is mature, I am Roquefort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not old, i do not look 46, i have a young outlook. However, if 23 can be considered mature it means i must be a coffin dodger lol"

I'm 46 too, welcome to Coffin Dodgers Anonymous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not old, i do not look 46, i have a young outlook. However, if 23 can be considered mature it means i must be a coffin dodger lol

I'm 46 too, welcome to Coffin Dodgers Anonymous "

Well we know your an old git xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gutted... no message from 23yr old Londoner here

I must be doing something wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gutted... no message from 23yr old Londoner here

I must be doing something wrong "

Ya too tall that's what it is xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gutted... no message from 23yr old Londoner here

I must be doing something wrong

Ya too tall that's what it is xx "

Aye! That must be the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i feel super special.. ive had it twice now lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not old, i do not look 46, i have a young outlook. However, if 23 can be considered mature it means i must be a coffin dodger lol

I'm 46 too, welcome to Coffin Dodgers Anonymous

Well we know your an old git xx "

You wonna slap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not old, i do not look 46, i have a young outlook. However, if 23 can be considered mature it means i must be a coffin dodger lol

I'm 46 too, welcome to Coffin Dodgers Anonymous

Well we know your an old git xx

You wonna slap? "

Soapy slowly bends over and pull down pants xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not old, i do not look 46, i have a young outlook. However, if 23 can be considered mature it means i must be a coffin dodger lol

I'm 46 too, welcome to Coffin Dodgers Anonymous

Well we know your an old git xx

You wonna slap?

Soapy slowly bends over and pull down pants xx "

Eeeew! Ya coulda wiped properly on ya last visit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not old, i do not look 46, i have a young outlook. However, if 23 can be considered mature it means i must be a coffin dodger lol

I'm 46 too, welcome to Coffin Dodgers Anonymous

Well we know your an old git xx

You wonna slap?

Soapy slowly bends over and pull down pants xx

Eeeew! Ya coulda wiped properly on ya last visit!! "

Thought we were keeping that quiet xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not old, i do not look 46, i have a young outlook. However, if 23 can be considered mature it means i must be a coffin dodger lol

I'm 46 too, welcome to Coffin Dodgers Anonymous

Well we know your an old git xx

You wonna slap?

Soapy slowly bends over and pull down pants xx

Eeeew! Ya coulda wiped properly on ya last visit!!

Thought we were keeping that quiet xx "

Ewwwwwww... Soapy has a pooey botty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message from a 23 year old. Went along the lines of:

Him do you want to meet up?

Me sorry but I do prefer older men

Him I am looking for experience

Me So am I

Him Your loss I used to work in Germany in the porn industry

Me lol

Block user

I did chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not old, i do not look 46, i have a young outlook. However, if 23 can be considered mature it means i must be a coffin dodger lol

I'm 46 too, welcome to Coffin Dodgers Anonymous

Well we know your an old git xx

You wonna slap?

Soapy slowly bends over and pull down pants xx

Eeeew! Ya coulda wiped properly on ya last visit!!

Thought we were keeping that quiet xx

Ewwwwwww... Soapy has a pooey botty "

Shuttit shortass xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not old, i do not look 46, i have a young outlook. However, if 23 can be considered mature it means i must be a coffin dodger lol

I'm 46 too, welcome to Coffin Dodgers Anonymous

Well we know your an old git xx

You wonna slap?

Soapy slowly bends over and pull down pants xx

Eeeew! Ya coulda wiped properly on ya last visit!!

Thought we were keeping that quiet xx

Ewwwwwww... Soapy has a pooey botty

Shuttit shortass xx "

Read the feckin profile

I ain't short

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

165

just a guess tho..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not old, i do not look 46, i have a young outlook. However, if 23 can be considered mature it means i must be a coffin dodger lol

I'm 46 too, welcome to Coffin Dodgers Anonymous

Well we know your an old git xx

You wonna slap?

Soapy slowly bends over and pull down pants xx

Eeeew! Ya coulda wiped properly on ya last

visit!!

Thought we were keeping that quiet xx

Ewwwwwww... Soapy has a pooey botty

Shuttit shortass xx

Read the feckin profile

I ain't short "

Don't need ta read the feckin profile I've met ya ya shortass xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't need ta read the feckin profile I've met ya ya shortass xx "

Agreed but I towered over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't need ta read the feckin profile I've met ya ya shortass xx

Agreed but I towered over you "

Yeah wotever lofty pmsl xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"165

just a guess tho.. "

still years younger than you Methuselah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"165

just a guess tho..

still years younger than you Methuselah"

Just be careful to keep movin when yer out on a dig... Or someone will carbon date ya...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a message from someone describing themselves as a mature professional. He was 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If thats mature what the fuck does it make me

signed Miss coffin dodger"

he probably means mature mentally

some guys that age can be mature some are still childish

i dont think he means 23 is mature lol

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