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"Work related-people who constantly talk about Work, while they are in work Everyday life- bad customer service. If you want to talk about your crap shifts Wendy do it in your break, not when your serving me Fab related- the cringy flirting on the forums. It's embarrassing take it to pm" I'll let the rubbish customer service in, but not the other two. Your employer does not pay you to gossip, and this is a swinging site, so flirting is expected. | |||
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"Work related-people who constantly talk about Work, while they are in work Everyday life- bad customer service. If you want to talk about your crap shifts Wendy do it in your break, not when your serving me Fab related- the cringy flirting on the forums. It's embarrassing take it to pm I'll let the rubbish customer service in, but not the other two. Your employer does not pay you to gossip, and this is a swinging site, so flirting is expected." That's fair. Thanks Frank  | |||
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"I want to banish nosy neighbours please. Now I'm not a harsh man, we can let them out after a while. I know I look like a serial killer but my neighbours are always twitching the curtains and looking for reasons to challenge me. There was this one time where the police came around at 4am (I had a couple of friends round) and alsaid there was a complaint of someone dancing around the garden with no clothes on and singing loudly. I know I was d*unk. I was not THAT d*unk! Please cast them into the abyss! " You were d*unk and disturbing them. So, neighbours not going in. | |||
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"Automated checkouts. You've 3 items and the auto till opens... so against better judgement you scan the first item then you get the dreaded "sorry, item not recognised" and you're looking at it thinking it's a fucking loaf, it's got a barcode and you beeped to register it, why now when I've placed it on you're scales don't you want to recognise it. So then you take it off to scan again but suddenly the item appears on screen and now the system says "please place your item back in the packing area" and all the while there's a queue building so the tannoy goes and you've then got 3 people on tills whilst your 4 pint of milk is now not being recognised! Bastard machines" I feel your pain. In they go! | |||
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"Bigots Not enough detail, so no. " Fine...not risking a holiday for a dodgy award. | |||
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"Wetherspoons app....it's fkn useless." Are you sure it's not your IT skills that are crap? Staying out. | |||
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"People who whinge about flirting on a site pretty much dedicated to flirting Thanks Frank " | |||
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"I want to banish nosy neighbours please. Now I'm not a harsh man, we can let them out after a while. I know I look like a serial killer but my neighbours are always twitching the curtains and looking for reasons to challenge me. There was this one time where the police came around at 4am (I had a couple of friends round) and alsaid there was a complaint of someone dancing around the garden with no clothes on and singing loudly. I know I was d*unk. I was not THAT d*unk! Please cast them into the abyss! You were d*unk and disturbing them. So, neighbours not going in." Was not   hides!
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"Overpriced hotel rooms - how the hell can you charge 100 quid more for same room on Saturday as a Wednesday Ruins my play "Extortionate, indeed. Into 101 they go... | |||
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"Bigots Not enough detail, so no. Fine...not risking a holiday for a dodgy award." You may pm me... | |||
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"Self service tills, you always need to call over a member of staff anyway "They're in 101 | |||
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"I want to banish nosy neighbours please. Now I'm not a harsh man, we can let them out after a while. I know I look like a serial killer but my neighbours are always twitching the curtains and looking for reasons to challenge me. There was this one time where the police came around at 4am (I had a couple of friends round) and alsaid there was a complaint of someone dancing around the garden with no clothes on and singing loudly. I know I was d*unk. I was not THAT d*unk! Please cast them into the abyss! You were d*unk and disturbing them. So, neighbours not going in. Was not hides!
For the record, love this thread. You also scare me more than Judge Judy with your quick judgement of doom :O"I scare you?!...you need to attwnd my Confessional thread on Sunday mornings... | |||
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"ME. So I can get away from all things that drive me nuts which are too many to mention, but I'll mention a few: White van men Junk mail/charity bags Jobsworths Farmers who hold you up on the roads driving at 15 miles an hour on tax-free _ed diesel or old farts who drive like snails then pull out on you out unaware of what flipping day it is. Shops that cram everything in so you can't get around the shop without banging into everything like it's a bloody assault course. Supermarkets who have bogus offers like 2 for a fiver or £2 each. Please banish them all "Supermarket bogus offers and jobsworth can go in. Everything else stays out. | |||
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"Wetherspoons app....it's fkn useless. Are you sure it's not your IT skills that are crap? Staying out." It's supposed to be idiot proof.I have proved that it is not.  | |||
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"Wetherspoons app....it's fkn useless. Are you sure it's not your IT skills that are crap? Staying out. It's supposed to be idiot proof.I have proved that it is not. "...clearly.  | |||
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"Self service tills, you always need to call over a member of staff anyway
They're in 101"Thank you, at least they don't ask if you would like fries with that  | |||
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"Can I put the corrupt capitalist elite in there please? Actually, better put the corrupt in general if that's acceptable. Hmmm... but that may include corrupted sensibilities too... oooer... Okay, so I shall have to put myself in there as well for good measure! Anyone else corrupt wanna join me in there? "Since you are the disruptive element here, in you go... | |||
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"Can I put the corrupt capitalist elite in there please? Actually, better put the corrupt in general if that's acceptable. Hmmm... but that may include corrupted sensibilities too... oooer... Okay, so I shall have to put myself in there as well for good measure! Anyone else corrupt wanna join me in there?
Since you are the disruptive element here, in you go..."Yes Miss.. . Thank you Miss... *sheepishly shuffles in to room 101* | |||
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"Can I put the corrupt capitalist elite in there please? Actually, better put the corrupt in general if that's acceptable. Hmmm... but that may include corrupted sensibilities too... oooer... Okay, so I shall have to put myself in there as well for good measure! Anyone else corrupt wanna join me in there?
Since you are the disruptive element here, in you go...
Yes Miss.. . Thank you Miss... *sheepishly shuffles in to room 101*"Should you crawl out of 101, you may confess your sins to me on Sunday morning | |||
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"I'd like to add all those scientists who have failed to create a working teleporter" ^^This..... | |||
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"Smokers on street. They don't give fuck who is standing or walking next to them, they just smoke and blow away, which the person walking near by or behind them had to inhale those involuntarily. I want these fuckers to be locked deep down in the room 101 and give them 100 pack of cigarettes and ask them to smoke them all... Ohh please make sure room 101 doesn't have any Windows, let them die by caughing... "They're in, along with car-smokers, who hold their cigarette out of the window. And people who drop their cigarette butts everywhere. And colleagues who seem to have loads more breaks, because they have gone for a quick smoke.  | |||
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"ME. So I can get away from all things that drive me nuts which are too many to mention, but I'll mention a few: White van men Junk mail/charity bags Jobsworths Farmers who hold you up on the roads driving at 15 miles an hour on tax-free _ed diesel or old farts who drive like snails then pull out on you out unaware of what flipping day it is. Shops that cram everything in so you can't get around the shop without banging into everything like it's a bloody assault course. Supermarkets who have bogus offers like 2 for a fiver or £2 each. Please banish them all
Supermarket bogus offers and jobsworth can go in.
Everything else stays out. "I not happy with this result. I'd like a second opinion. I mean, bloody white van men get to stay... P l e e e se reconsider? | |||
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"I'd like to add all those scientists who have failed to create a working teleporter" No, they stay out. Why haven't you invented a teleporter? | |||
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"ME. So I can get away from all things that drive me nuts which are too many to mention, but I'll mention a few: White van men Junk mail/charity bags Jobsworths Farmers who hold you up on the roads driving at 15 miles an hour on tax-free _ed diesel or old farts who drive like snails then pull out on you out unaware of what flipping day it is. Shops that cram everything in so you can't get around the shop without banging into everything like it's a bloody assault course. Supermarkets who have bogus offers like 2 for a fiver or £2 each. Please banish them all
Supermarket bogus offers and jobsworth can go in.
Everything else stays out.
I not happy with this result. I'd like a second opinion. I mean, bloody white van men get to stay... P l e e e se reconsider? "While they can be irritating while on the road, they do do actual work between full English breakfasts. They stay out. | |||
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"Smokers on street. They don't give fuck who is standing or walking next to them, they just smoke and blow away, which the person walking near by or behind them had to inhale those involuntarily. I want these fuckers to be locked deep down in the room 101 and give them 100 pack of cigarettes and ask them to smoke them all... Ohh please make sure room 101 doesn't have any Windows, let them die by caughing...
They're in, along with car-smokers, who hold their cigarette out of the window.
And people who drop their cigarette butts everywhere.
And colleagues who seem to have loads more breaks, because they have gone for a quick smoke. "Happy days, I got to celebrate this by wanking, like to join sis? I will confess for this later on Sunday. | |||
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"I'd like to add all those scientists who have failed to create a working teleporter No, they stay out. Why haven't you invented a teleporter?" We cannot defeat this logic.....cant be that hard, YouTube will have a video. | |||
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"phone zombies....the people that walk along the street staring at there phones...not looking where there going.. " They can go in...in fact, if I hold the door open, they will put themselves in... | |||
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"Can I put the corrupt capitalist elite in there please? Actually, better put the corrupt in general if that's acceptable. Hmmm... but that may include corrupted sensibilities too... oooer... Okay, so I shall have to put myself in there as well for good measure! Anyone else corrupt wanna join me in there?
Since you are the disruptive element here, in you go...
Yes Miss.. . Thank you Miss... *sheepishly shuffles in to room 101*
Should you crawl out of 101, you may confess your sins to me on Sunday morning "Righto! I shall endeavour to get sinning so as to have something suitable for this Sunday M'lady Lisa | |||
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"Litter louts who leave their takeaway debris on a bench when there is a perfectly placed refuse receptacle only a matter of feet away "Selfish gits...going in. | |||
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"Donald Trump. Dont really need to qualify this one " In. No hesitation. | |||
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"I'd like to add all those scientists who have failed to create a working teleporter No, they stay out. Why haven't you invented a teleporter?" I lack the appropriate cognitive capacity to accomplish such a thing | |||
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"I think I took too seriously this and posted my previous one. If I get second chance I like to put all the club organisers who charge more for single men and allowing single ladies for free to room 101, if possible put them along with those smoker who are already in room 101. "If you had a night at the pub, you would spend the same amount of money. Club organisers stay out. | |||
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"I think I took too seriously this and posted my previous one. If I get second chance I like to put all the club organisers who charge more for single men and allowing single ladies for free to room 101, if possible put them along with those smoker who are already in room 101.
If you had a night at the pub, you would spend the same amount of money. Club organisers stay out."This is discrimination against men... Selfish cow | |||
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"Cotton wool because it creaks when you pull it which makes every nerve in my body shudder. " Maybe, but it serves an important function in society. It stays out. | |||
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"Smokers on street. They don't give fuck who is standing or walking next to them, they just smoke and blow away, which the person walking near by or behind them had to inhale those involuntarily. I want these fuckers to be locked deep down in the room 101 and give them 100 pack of cigarettes and ask them to smoke them all... Ohh please make sure room 101 doesn't have any Windows, let them die by caughing...
They're in, along with car-smokers, who hold their cigarette out of the window.
And people who drop their cigarette butts everywhere.
And colleagues who seem to have loads more breaks, because they have gone for a quick smoke.
Happy days, I got to celebrate this by wanking, like to join sis? I will confess for this later on Sunday. "How rude and disrespectful | |||
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"I'd like to add all those scientists who have failed to create a working teleporter No, they stay out. Why haven't you invented a teleporter? I lack the appropriate cognitive capacity to accomplish such a thing " Not my fault if you are as thick as shit. | |||
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"Litter louts who leave their takeaway debris on a bench when there is a perfectly placed refuse receptacle only a matter of feet away "Omg yes! Just litter in general No bloody need for it. If we all did it, we'd be knee deep in Quavers packets Worse still, people who throw it out of car windows | |||
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"I think I took too seriously this and posted my previous one. If I get second chance I like to put all the club organisers who charge more for single men and allowing single ladies for free to room 101, if possible put them along with those smoker who are already in room 101.
If you had a night at the pub, you would spend the same amount of money. Club organisers stay out.
This is discrimination against men...
Selfish cow "You could always stay at home and wank, as usual.. | |||
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"Oh hello... What's this door... Room 101... Yeah this is the place for me... Wonder if there's a rock to sit on in here... Mm Mmm comfy now..." Be careful...Donald Trump is in there somewhere... | |||
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"Litter louts who leave their takeaway debris on a bench when there is a perfectly placed refuse receptacle only a matter of feet away
Omg yes! Just litter in general
No bloody need for it. If we all did it, we'd be knee deep in Quavers packets
Worse still, people who throw it out of car windows"Indeed. They are in. | |||
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"Oh hello... What's this door... Room 101... Yeah this is the place for me... Wonder if there's a rock to sit on in here... Mm Mmm comfy now... Be careful...Donald Trump is in there somewhere... "Oops... opens door slips quietly out... oh Trump stop trying to grab my ass... | |||
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"Masterchef .. a cookery program that doesn't inform you how to cook... Just food porn" I agree. Pretentious claptrap. Their Majesties Queen Mary of Berry and Queen Delia of Smith reign supreme in teaching actual cookery skills. | |||
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"Rice pudding, especially the home made stuff. It looks, smells and taste like no food ever ought too "Rice pudding is marvelous stuff. It doesn't deserve to go into 101 just because you dislike it. | |||
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"Ok I've changed my original request to ALL nosy neighbours. The ones who always stop to give you the gossip in the street and question you about visitors and cars at the house. Of course in a nice friendly manner as they use their ninja misdirection to confuse you and fool you into divulging information. For those that tell the other members of the street that you are some sort of rain dancing, blood sucking monster created by the scientists that should be spending their time building time machines. Surely now you see the struggle, it's real! " Only in your head... | |||
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"Oh hello... What's this door... Room 101... Yeah this is the place for me... Wonder if there's a rock to sit on in here... Mm Mmm comfy now... Be careful...Donald Trump is in there somewhere...
Oops... opens door slips quietly out... oh Trump stop trying to grab my ass... "Self-inflicted... | |||
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"Drivers, windows down, playing (inevitably bad) music audible several street blocks away, when babies, shift workers and others need rest. At least their car music systems and batteries - plus tyres. " Selfish behaviour indeed. In they go. | |||
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"Masterchef .. a cookery program that doesn't inform you how to cook... Just food porn I agree. Pretentious claptrap. Their Majesties Queen Mary of Berry and Queen Delia of Smith reign supreme in teaching actual cookery skills." yay ... I enjoyed king Floyd and still like prince Jamie and president blanc .. if I want food porn I prefer princess nigella | |||
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"Mushrooms to room101 " They stay out. | |||
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"Space invaders. Not the video game, but people who when they have a whole empty beach or field, set up camp within 5m of your own picnic. Bugger off, I walked this far away from everyone else to be away from everyone else "Inconsiderate...they go in. | |||
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"Drivers, windows down, playing (inevitably bad) music audible several street blocks away, when babies, shift workers and others need rest. At least their car music systems and batteries - plus tyres. Selfish behaviour indeed. In they go." | |||
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"I'd like to add all those scientists who have failed to create a working teleporter No, they stay out. Why haven't you invented a teleporter? I lack the appropriate cognitive capacity to accomplish such a thing Not my fault if you are as thick as shit." | |||
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"Old people in the bank at lunch times Old people driving at a snails pace in rush hour Old people in newsagents first thing in the morning , then stand chatting to staff while there is a four mile queue behind them " Be generous...they'll likely die before you. They stay out. | |||
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"I'd like to add all those scientists who have failed to create a working teleporter No, they stay out. Why haven't you invented a teleporter? I lack the appropriate cognitive capacity to accomplish such a thing Not my fault if you are as thick as shit. "...just paraphrasing... | |||
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"Old people in the bank at lunch times Old people driving at a snails pace in rush hour Old people in newsagents first thing in the morning , then stand chatting to staff while there is a four mile queue behind them Be generous...they'll likely die before you. They stay out." Oh what , ok I accept defeat  | |||
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"Bananas People who knock the door for charity/ religion. " Bananas stay out...just a personal preference. Door-steppers...invasion of your privacy. In they go. | |||
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"I think I took too seriously this and posted my previous one. If I get second chance I like to put all the club organisers who charge more for single men and allowing single ladies for free to room 101, if possible put them along with those smoker who are already in room 101.
If you had a night at the pub, you would spend the same amount of money. Club organisers stay out.
This is discrimination against men...
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"Bananas People who knock the door for charity/ religion. Bananas stay out...just a personal preference. Door-steppers...invasion of your privacy. In they go. " Ok fair deal. Can I go in for a bit? It looks fun  | |||
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"Brussell sprouts Work of the devil" They stay out. Is just your personal choice. | |||
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"I think I took too seriously this and posted my previous one. If I get second chance I like to put all the club organisers who charge more for single men and allowing single ladies for free to room 101, if possible put them along with those smoker who are already in room 101.
If you had a night at the pub, you would spend the same amount of money. Club organisers stay out.
This is discrimination against men...
Selfish cow
You could always stay at home and wank, as usual..
Any space in room 101?, so I can have some wank time "Sure. Donald Trump is in there...if you're lucky, he'll blow you! | |||
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"Bananas People who knock the door for charity/ religion. Bananas stay out...just a personal preference. Door-steppers...invasion of your privacy. In they go. Ok fair deal. Can I go in for a bit? It looks fun "Sure...I'm sure Donald Trump will enjoy you! | |||
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"I think I took too seriously this and posted my previous one. If I get second chance I like to put all the club organisers who charge more for single men and allowing single ladies for free to room 101, if possible put them along with those smoker who are already in room 101.
If you had a night at the pub, you would spend the same amount of money. Club organisers stay out.
This is discrimination against men...
Selfish cow
You could always stay at home and wank, as usual..
Any space in room 101?, so I can have some wank time
Sure.
Donald Trump is in there...if you're lucky, he'll blow you!"Is he wearing his hat? If not I have get my own wipes | |||
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"Bananas People who knock the door for charity/ religion. Bananas stay out...just a personal preference. Door-steppers...invasion of your privacy. In they go. Ok fair deal. Can I go in for a bit? It looks fun "Thanks for joining me, was wondering weather I need to take some naughty magazines, now I can move in with empty hands. | |||
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"I think I took too seriously this and posted my previous one. If I get second chance I like to put all the club organisers who charge more for single men and allowing single ladies for free to room 101, if possible put them along with those smoker who are already in room 101.
If you had a night at the pub, you would spend the same amount of money. Club organisers stay out.
This is discrimination against men...
Selfish cow
You could always stay at home and wank, as usual..
Any space in room 101?, so I can have some wank time
Sure.
Donald Trump is in there...if you're lucky, he'll blow you!
Is he wearing his hat? If not I have get my own wipes "I don't know...I just closed my eyes as I shoved him in with a 10ft barge pole... | |||
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"Bananas People who knock the door for charity/ religion. Bananas stay out...just a personal preference. Door-steppers...invasion of your privacy. In they go. Ok fair deal. Can I go in for a bit? It looks fun
Sure...I'm sure Donald Trump will enjoy you!"I'll steal his wig and run out again | |||
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"Can u please pleeeeeeeeese put deep down those shitty threads to room 101... "Done | |||
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"Bananas People who knock the door for charity/ religion. Bananas stay out...just a personal preference. Door-steppers...invasion of your privacy. In they go. Ok fair deal. Can I go in for a bit? It looks fun
Sure...I'm sure Donald Trump will enjoy you!
I'll steal his wig and run out again "Good luck with that! | |||
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"Litter louts who leave their takeaway debris on a bench when there is a perfectly placed refuse receptacle only a matter of feet away
Omg yes! Just litter in general
No bloody need for it. If we all did it, we'd be knee deep in Quavers packets
Worse still, people who throw it out of car windows"As a biker, I almost lost control at high speed when some imbecile decided to throw out a milk carton from their sunroof | |||
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"Ok I've changed my original request to ALL nosy neighbours. The ones who always stop to give you the gossip in the street and question you about visitors and cars at the house. Of course in a nice friendly manner as they use their ninja misdirection to confuse you and fool you into divulging information. For those that tell the other members of the street that you are some sort of rain dancing, blood sucking monster created by the scientists that should be spending their time building time machines. Surely now you see the struggle, it's real! Only in your head..." Did I mention they shoot all the kids in the street with potato guns?...evil....see? | |||
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"Litter louts who leave their takeaway debris on a bench when there is a perfectly placed refuse receptacle only a matter of feet away
Omg yes! Just litter in general
No bloody need for it. If we all did it, we'd be knee deep in Quavers packets
Worse still, people who throw it out of car windows
As a biker, I almost lost control at high speed when some imbecile decided to throw out a milk carton from their sunroof "Those gits really need chaining to Donald Trump in 101... | |||
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"Ok I've changed my original request to ALL nosy neighbours. The ones who always stop to give you the gossip in the street and question you about visitors and cars at the house. Of course in a nice friendly manner as they use their ninja misdirection to confuse you and fool you into divulging information. For those that tell the other members of the street that you are some sort of rain dancing, blood sucking monster created by the scientists that should be spending their time building time machines. Surely now you see the struggle, it's real! Only in your head... Did I mention they shoot all the kids in the street with potato guns?...evil....see?" Evil...the kids or the neighbours... | |||
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"Ok I've changed my original request to ALL nosy neighbours. The ones who always stop to give you the gossip in the street and question you about visitors and cars at the house. Of course in a nice friendly manner as they use their ninja misdirection to confuse you and fool you into divulging information. For those that tell the other members of the street that you are some sort of rain dancing, blood sucking monster created by the scientists that should be spending their time building time machines. Surely now you see the struggle, it's real! Only in your head... Did I mention they shoot all the kids in the street with potato guns?...evil....see? Evil...the kids or the neighbours..." I see your point.....i will make friends *kicks the dirt with hands in pockets* | |||
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"Litter louts who leave their takeaway debris on a bench when there is a perfectly placed refuse receptacle only a matter of feet away
Omg yes! Just litter in general
No bloody need for it. If we all did it, we'd be knee deep in Quavers packets
Worse still, people who throw it out of car windows
As a biker, I almost lost control at high speed when some imbecile decided to throw out a milk carton from their sunroof "I need to confess on Sunday for laughing so much at this | |||
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"Ok I've changed my original request to ALL nosy neighbours. The ones who always stop to give you the gossip in the street and question you about visitors and cars at the house. Of course in a nice friendly manner as they use their ninja misdirection to confuse you and fool you into divulging information. For those that tell the other members of the street that you are some sort of rain dancing, blood sucking monster created by the scientists that should be spending their time building time machines. Surely now you see the struggle, it's real! Only in your head... Did I mention they shoot all the kids in the street with potato guns?...evil....see? Evil...the kids or the neighbours... I see your point.....i will make friends *kicks the dirt with hands in pockets*" Finally... | |||
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"Litter louts who leave their takeaway debris on a bench when there is a perfectly placed refuse receptacle only a matter of feet away
Omg yes! Just litter in general
No bloody need for it. If we all did it, we'd be knee deep in Quavers packets
Worse still, people who throw it out of car windows
As a biker, I almost lost control at high speed when some imbecile decided to throw out a milk carton from their sunroof
I need to confess on Sunday for laughing so much at this "Laughing at Ace's near-miss with a bottle of semi-skimmed? | |||
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"Ok I've changed my original request to ALL nosy neighbours. The ones who always stop to give you the gossip in the street and question you about visitors and cars at the house. Of course in a nice friendly manner as they use their ninja misdirection to confuse you and fool you into divulging information. For those that tell the other members of the street that you are some sort of rain dancing, blood sucking monster created by the scientists that should be spending their time building time machines. Surely now you see the struggle, it's real! Only in your head... Did I mention they shoot all the kids in the street with potato guns?...evil....see? Evil...the kids or the neighbours... I see your point.....i will make friends *kicks the dirt with hands in pockets* Finally... "Not before i go dance naked in the garden..... | |||
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"Simón Cowell. Do I need a reason?" No reason needed. Might not be enough room for his and Donald Trump's egos... | |||
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"Ok I've changed my original request to ALL nosy neighbours. The ones who always stop to give you the gossip in the street and question you about visitors and cars at the house. Of course in a nice friendly manner as they use their ninja misdirection to confuse you and fool you into divulging information. For those that tell the other members of the street that you are some sort of rain dancing, blood sucking monster created by the scientists that should be spending their time building time machines. Surely now you see the struggle, it's real! Only in your head... Did I mention they shoot all the kids in the street with potato guns?...evil....see? Evil...the kids or the neighbours... I see your point.....i will make friends *kicks the dirt with hands in pockets* Finally...
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"Overpriced hotel rooms - how the hell can you charge 100 quid more for same room on Saturday as a Wednesday Ruins my play "But thats basic supply and demand lol. People who dont say thank you when you hold a door open for them. Grrr. Jack. | |||
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"Wetherspoons app....it's fkn useless. Are you sure it's not your IT skills that are crap? Staying out. It's supposed to be idiot proof.I have proved that it is not.
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"Still didn't get my dessert,they should be punished somehow for that. | |||
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"Litter louts who leave their takeaway debris on a bench when there is a perfectly placed refuse receptacle only a matter of feet away
Omg yes! Just litter in general
No bloody need for it. If we all did it, we'd be knee deep in Quavers packets
Worse still, people who throw it out of car windows
As a biker, I almost lost control at high speed when some imbecile decided to throw out a milk carton from their sunroof
I need to confess on Sunday for laughing so much at this
Laughing at Ace's near-miss with a bottle of semi-skimmed? "Yes | |||
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