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By *hePersian OP   Man
over a year ago

Near you...

Removing pubic hair

So i'm a once a week kinda guy whip on the shaving gel and swipe away with a disposable Gillette.

Now recently i've been struck down with severe Sciatica symptoms resulting in only being able to stand up or sit down for a few minutes at a time!

More than three weeks in and as you can imagine, its grown quite a bit Finally being able to stand for a while, last night i decided to do the duty...not wanting to use the beard trimmer to shorten the hairs first...rummaging around the bathroom cabinet i come across my old Merkur DE razor along with some genuine Japanese feather blades!

Taking the risk i decide to plug in a new blade, use a warm damp towel to soften the skin, apply the shaving gel and begin trudging through the lengthy thick hair

40 odd minutes later and i can honestly say i felt the smoothest and softest balls ever!!

So there you have it, my experience and balls smoother than a baby's arse

Now how do you remove yours....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trimmer..... does the job beautifully and aside from a little "stubble" is pretty smooth.... I did learn quite quickly that not going overly hard at the ball bag with it was a good idea though..... ouch....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soak in a hot bath, then stretch the ball bag apart like a flying squirrel and attack with a Gillette Mach 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ordinarily hair remover cream or shaving, however I'm tempted by plucking not sure how long that temptation will last once I start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tie each one carefully to an individual fishing line.

The lines are then plaited to form a rope.

I then stand on the Clifton suspension bridge with an acme anvil......

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By *ndiansexguruMan
over a year ago

Surbiton, Germany

Gillette fusion does the job perfectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Loads of shave gel new razor stretch bean bag like a bat wing and go careful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waxing,,,you just can't beat a good old grip 'n rip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waxing,,,you just can't beat a good old grip 'n rip. "

Definitely the way to go

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Nair hair removal cream.

Works near perfectly, no issues with burns like so many complain about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stretch the ball bag apart like a flying squirrel"

I'm forever traumatised by the mental image of that...! Hahaha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Soak in a hot bath, then stretch the ball bag apart like a flying squirrel and attack with a Gillette Mach 3."

That's exactly the way I do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad was told by his GP he had sciatica. My uncle advised him to check out a very good chiropractor he knew of. (Chiros apparently have a bit of a dodgy reputation to the uninitiated and they can vary a bit but it's been recognised by the BMA for some time now.)

So anyway, between walking in the chiro's office door and sitting down, the chiro (a proper qualified doctor chiro) said, "You need a hip replacement." He took my dad for x-rays, showed him the results and said, "That's osteoarthritis. Take these x-rays back to your GP and tell him to refer you to a surgeon for a hip replacement." He didn't cash in by advising an expensive course of chiro, suprisingly.

My dad went back to his GP, who said, "Huh, you're right, it's osteoarthritis." The NHS surgeon agreed, my dad got a hip replacement and he was fine.

In the 90s I picked up a sports injury and had a pain in my hip. My GP sent me to a physiotherapist. It didn't help. A friend was an osteopath. It didn't help. He was learning acupuncture and I can't believe I let him shove hot needles in my ass but it didn't help anyway.

After four years of pain my dad gave me the number of the chiro who'd helped him. The first session he said, "Your problem's not in your hip, it's in your back. You're just feeling the pain in your hip." Two sessions later the pain was completely gone. I've continued to enjoy his golden hands and I saw him just this morning for a tuneup.

Also, I use a Wahl trimmer and a Gillette Fusion.

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By *cd and scruffCouple
over a year ago

Rochester

Him phillips body groom.

Her razor in the shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stretch the ball bag apart like a flying squirrel

I'm forever traumatised by the mental image of that...! Hahaha"

Now every time you see one you'll think of a pair of balls gliding serenely from tree to tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soak in a hot bath, then stretch the ball bag apart like a flying squirrel and attack with a Gillette Mach 3.

That's exactly the way I do it "

Mach 3 team is best team.

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By *hePersian OP   Man
over a year ago

Near you...


"Waxing,,,you just can't beat a good old grip 'n rip. "

Have this vision of my ball sack ripping and one of the balls dropping out and bouncing into the plug hole

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By *hePersian OP   Man
over a year ago

Near you...


"My dad was told by his GP he had sciatica. My uncle advised him to check out a very good chiropractor he knew of. (Chiros apparently have a bit of a dodgy reputation to the uninitiated and they can vary a bit but it's been recognised by the BMA for some time now.)

So anyway, between walking in the chiro's office door and sitting down, the chiro (a proper qualified doctor chiro) said, "You need a hip replacement." He took my dad for x-rays, showed him the results and said, "That's osteoarthritis. Take these x-rays back to your GP and tell him to refer you to a surgeon for a hip replacement." He didn't cash in by advising an expensive course of chiro, suprisingly.

My dad went back to his GP, who said, "Huh, you're right, it's osteoarthritis." The NHS surgeon agreed, my dad got a hip replacement and he was fine.

In the 90s I picked up a sports injury and had a pain in my hip. My GP sent me to a physiotherapist. It didn't help. A friend was an osteopath. It didn't help. He was learning acupuncture and I can't believe I let him shove hot needles in my ass but it didn't help anyway.

After four years of pain my dad gave me the number of the chiro who'd helped him. The first session he said, "Your problem's not in your hip, it's in your back. You're just feeling the pain in your hip." Two sessions later the pain was completely gone. I've continued to enjoy his golden hands and I saw him just this morning for a tuneup.

Also, I use a Wahl trimmer and a Gillette Fusion."

Seeing an Osteopath tomorrow, will keep a Chiro in mind. Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shave every day, when I bath/shower

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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It's been said I am a hacker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pluck the lot in one go, takes about 30 mins, doesn't hurt (much) takes forever to grow back and has started growing back less. The top part doesn't comeback at all now.

I have a pic that shows just how smooth it looks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40 minutes! WTF you packing down there? Two model globes

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By *atie ShayTV/TS
over a year ago

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"I tie each one carefully to an individual fishing line.

The lines are then plaited to form a rope.

I then stand on the Clifton suspension bridge with an acme anvil......

"

Hahahahahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waxing,,,you just can't beat a good old grip 'n rip. "

Ouch!!!

I prefer shaving oil and a used razor. New razors have a habit of slicing your skin so easily and then it's bloody painful.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I tie each one carefully to an individual fishing line.

The lines are then plaited to form a rope.

I then stand on the Clifton suspension bridge with an acme anvil......

"

Oh I just spat my tea out laughing x

Brilliant xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Razor shower and baby oil

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