FabSwingers.com forum: Blind date bitches!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your friend has blindfolded you and taken you to a blind date...when you uncover your eyes you are presented with the poster above you....whats your next move?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy!

Now come here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to know her

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Dunno. Nice avatar OP. This I think is one of my fave poses by the fellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start drooling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few drinks and a chinwag

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"A few drinks and a chinwag

Put on my best smile

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By *0shades 2000Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Grab a couple coronas hit the club and get him to be my wingman..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few drinks and a chinwag

Put on my best smile"

At least it's a short walk home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

natter, there might be chemistry there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More drinks.... Feeling tiddly now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More drinks.... Feeling tiddly now

I would shake my friends hand and thank him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So called 'mate' set me up with a bloke ffs!

There's a lot worse people to be set up with than PieceOfCake tho so I'll order a couple of pints from the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So called 'mate' set me up with a bloke ffs!

There's a lot worse people to be set up with than PieceOfCake tho so I'll order a couple of pints from the bar

I'd be ok with this. Lets just get wankered

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"So called 'mate' set me up with a bloke ffs!

There's a lot worse people to be set up with than PieceOfCake tho so I'll order a couple of pints from the bar

I'd be ok with this. Lets just get wankered

Head for the nearest bedroom and drag him with me kicking and screaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So called 'mate' set me up with a bloke ffs!

There's a lot worse people to be set up with than PieceOfCake tho so I'll order a couple of pints from the bar

I'd be ok with this. Lets just get wankered

Head for the nearest bedroom and drag him with me kicking and screaming

Buy my friend a pint then take her to a secluded spot for a bit of how's you father.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneak in a kiss as a hello... Maybe add a bit of tongue action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So called 'mate' set me up with a bloke ffs!

There's a lot worse people to be set up with than PieceOfCake tho so I'll order a couple of pints from the bar

I'd be ok with this. Lets just get wankered

Head for the nearest bedroom and drag him with me kicking and screaming

I'm guessing that's for piece of cake not me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay for a drink but politely make an exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So called 'mate' set me up with a bloke ffs!

There's a lot worse people to be set up with than PieceOfCake tho so I'll order a couple of pints from the bar

I'd be ok with this. Lets just get wankered

Head for the nearest bedroom and drag him with me kicking and screaming

I'm guessing that's for piece of cake not me?

Dont worry about it mate, bros before hoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stay for a drink but politely make an exit "

Go for cocktails and dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stay for a drink but politely make an exit

Go for cocktails and dancing"

Dirty dancing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stay for a drink but politely make an exit

Go for cocktails and dancing

Dirty dancing...."

Where to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stay for a drink but politely make an exit

Go for cocktails and dancing

Dirty dancing...."

I couldn't put into words the sequences that would unfold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stay for a drink but politely make an exit

Go for cocktails and dancing

Dirty dancing....

I couldn't put into words the sequences that would unfold

Curse my old age and try and set you up with someone younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stay for a drink but politely make an exit

Go for cocktails and dancing

Dirty dancing....

I couldn't put into words the sequences that would unfold

Curse my old age and try and set you up with someone younger

Pinch myself because surely i must be dreaming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So called 'mate' set me up with a bloke ffs!

There's a lot worse people to be set up with than PieceOfCake tho so I'll order a couple of pints from the bar

I'd be ok with this. Lets just get wankered

Head for the nearest bedroom and drag him with me kicking and screaming

I'm guessing that's for piece of cake not me?

Dont worry about it mate, bros before hoes

I appreciate the sentiment fella, but I don't think 'hoes' will do you any favours, btw it's your round bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So called 'mate' set me up with a bloke ffs!

There's a lot worse people to be set up with than PieceOfCake tho so I'll order a couple of pints from the bar

I'd be ok with this. Lets just get wankered

Head for the nearest bedroom and drag him with me kicking and screaming

I'm guessing that's for piece of cake not me?

Dont worry about it mate, bros before hoes

I appreciate the sentiment fella, but I don't think 'hoes' will do you any favours, btw it's your round bro

She knows I don't mean it, I've already had to explain myself

Fine I'll get this round, but eventually you are going to have to buy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab by the scruff and drag you into the corner

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Get the drinks in

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Get the drinks in "

Get more drinks in and compare notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the drinks in

Get more drinks in and compare notes"

Steel the notes and see where I'm going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So called 'mate' set me up with a bloke ffs!

There's a lot worse people to be set up with than PieceOfCake tho so I'll order a couple of pints from the bar

I'd be ok with this. Lets just get wankered

Head for the nearest bedroom and drag him with me kicking and screaming

I'm guessing that's for piece of cake not me?

Dont worry about it mate, bros before hoes

I appreciate the sentiment fella, but I don't think 'hoes' will do you any favours, btw it's your round bro

She knows I don't mean it, I've already had to explain myself

Fine I'll get this round, but eventually you are going to have to buy one "

Cheeky twat I got the 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So called 'mate' set me up with a bloke ffs!

There's a lot worse people to be set up with than PieceOfCake tho so I'll order a couple of pints from the bar

I'd be ok with this. Lets just get wankered

Head for the nearest bedroom and drag him with me kicking and screaming

I'm guessing that's for piece of cake not me?

Dont worry about it mate, bros before hoes

I appreciate the sentiment fella, but I don't think 'hoes' will do you any favours, btw it's your round bro

She knows I don't mean it, I've already had to explain myself

Fine I'll get this round, but eventually you are going to have to buy one

Cheeky twat I got the 1st

Guide you over to cake.... I wouldn't want to get in the middle of something

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By *easonedTeaseWoman
over a year ago

RH10 4

Give her a hug and ask what she's drinking

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Give her a hug and ask what she's drinking "

Drinks and dancing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So called 'mate' set me up with a bloke ffs!

There's a lot worse people to be set up with than PieceOfCake tho so I'll order a couple of pints from the bar

I'd be ok with this. Lets just get wankered

Head for the nearest bedroom and drag him with me kicking and screaming

I'm guessing that's for piece of cake not me?

Dont worry about it mate, bros before hoes

I appreciate the sentiment fella, but I don't think 'hoes' will do you any favours, btw it's your round bro

She knows I don't mean it, I've already had to explain myself

Fine I'll get this round, but eventually you are going to have to buy one

Cheeky twat I got the 1st

Guide you over to cake.... I wouldn't want to get in the middle of something

Oh me n cake are fine, just goes bantering over who's round it is,

I wouldn't mind you getting in the middle of us, as long as cake keeps his grubby mitts away from my bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give her a hug and ask what she's drinking

Drinks and dancing. "

Be afraid, be very afraid

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Give her a hug and ask what she's drinking

Drinks and dancing.

Be afraid, be very afraid

I missed you. Let's take photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So called 'mate' set me up with a bloke ffs!

There's a lot worse people to be set up with than PieceOfCake tho so I'll order a couple of pints from the bar

I'd be ok with this. Lets just get wankered

Head for the nearest bedroom and drag him with me kicking and screaming

I'm guessing that's for piece of cake not me?

Dont worry about it mate, bros before hoes

I appreciate the sentiment fella, but I don't think 'hoes' will do you any favours, btw it's your round bro

She knows I don't mean it, I've already had to explain myself

Fine I'll get this round, but eventually you are going to have to buy one

Cheeky twat I got the 1st

Guide you over to cake.... I wouldn't want to get in the middle of something

Oh me n cake are fine, just goes bantering over who's round it is,

I wouldn't mind you getting in the middle of us, as long as cake keeps his grubby mitts away from my bits

It's not gay if you don't make eye contact

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Give her a hug and ask what she's drinking

Drinks and dancing.

Be afraid, be very afraid

Your round or mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hug and maybe have a cheeky bum squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hug and maybe have a cheeky bum squeeze

Lick her face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give her a hug and ask what she's drinking

Drinks and dancing.

Be afraid, be very afraid

Your round or mine "

You best get them in I'm using my telephoto lens on Miss H right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy him a pint and talk about whatever

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Give her a hug and ask what she's drinking

Drinks and dancing.

Be afraid, be very afraid

Your round or mine

You best get them in I'm using my telephoto lens on Miss H right now

Put the kettle on , have a brew and a nice chat

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