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"Bugger - put my porridge in the microwave for too long "Got any wallpapering you need doing? | |||
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"Bugger - put my porridge in the microwave for too long
Got any wallpapering you need doing?"No but I have a new frisbee  | |||
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"Bugger - put my porridge in the microwave for too long
Got any wallpapering you need doing?
No but I have a new frisbee "See ya at the park then. I can't catch great though, I always end up boshing my finger tip and "I don't wanna play amymore" | |||
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You strumpet "You have no idea. I have demands. Someone to do laundry and make me coffee. Maybe I need a maid  | |||
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today
Jeez aren't you tired? "Is anyone ever too tired for sex? | |||
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today "You're too far far away 
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today
Jeez aren't you tired? "Very much so, which I why I want want meet. Someone to go the jobs so I may lie in bed. | |||
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today
Jeez aren't you tired?
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today
Jeez aren't you tired?
Is anyone ever too tired for sex?
Nope never "My kind of girl. | |||
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today
Jeez aren't you tired?
Very much so, which I why I want want meet.
Someone to go the jobs so I may lie in bed. "Get them to pick up a couple of mcmuffins on the way.  | |||
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today
Jeez aren't you tired?
Very much so, which I why I want want meet.
Someone to go the jobs so I may lie in bed. "You must be tired your spelling is atrocious
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today
Jeez aren't you tired?
Is anyone ever too tired for sex? "I am currently unless my white knight had eaten his porridge and I could be lavished with attention. I'd soon find some energy then I think | |||
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today
Jeez aren't you tired?
Is anyone ever too tired for sex?
Nope never "Morning you. Come here
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today
Jeez aren't you tired?
Very much so, which I why I want want meet.
Someone to go the jobs so I may lie in bed.
You must be tired your spelling is atrocious
Fuzz"It has been all morning. I will lose my spelling mistress title. | |||
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"Who mentioned muffins? " I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day | |||
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today
Jeez aren't you tired?
Is anyone ever too tired for sex?
I am currently unless my white knight had eaten his porridge and I could be lavished with attention. I'd soon find some energy then I think "Try a red bull.  | |||
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"Who mentioned muffins? I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day "Who will bring me muffins? | |||
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today
Jeez aren't you tired?
Very much so, which I why I want want meet.
Someone to go the jobs so I may lie in bed.
You must be tired your spelling is atrocious
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It has been all morning. I will lose my spelling mistress title. "I would give you a spelling test but i don't think it'll work via messages
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"Who mentioned muffins? I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day
Who will bring me muffins?"Your maid meet | |||
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"Who mentioned muffins? I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day "I'll cook you a full English. That'll keep you going all day Fuzz | |||
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"Who mentioned muffins? I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day
Who will stuff me muffin?"FTFY Fuzz | |||
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today
Jeez aren't you tired?
Very much so, which I why I want want meet.
Someone to go the jobs so I may lie in bed.
You must be tired your spelling is atrocious
Fuzz
It has been all morning. I will lose my spelling mistress title.
I would give you a spelling test but i don't think it'll work via messages
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"Who mentioned muffins? I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day
Who will bring me muffins?
Your maid meet "It won't happen, I'll have to do it myself. I need to move to a better fab populated area | |||
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"Who mentioned muffins? I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day
I'll cook you a full English. That'll keep you going all day
Fuzz"Beef monster munch. That is my brekkie | |||
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today
Jeez aren't you tired?
Is anyone ever too tired for sex?
I am currently unless my white knight had eaten his porridge and I could be lavished with attention. I'd soon find some energy then I think
Try a red bull. "I think my white knight would revive me | |||
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"Who mentioned muffins? I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day
I'll cook you a full English. That'll keep you going all day
Fuzz
Beef monster munch. That is my brekkie "Coffee for me | |||
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"Who mentioned muffins? I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day
I'll cook you a full English. That'll keep you going all day
Fuzz
Beef monster munch. That is my brekkie "Breakfast of champions
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"Who mentioned muffins? I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day
I'll cook you a full English. That'll keep you going all day
Fuzz
Beef monster munch. That is my brekkie
Coffee for me "Caffeine and nicotine
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today
Jeez aren't you tired?
Is anyone ever too tired for sex?
Nope never
My kind of girl. "Hehe | |||
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"Who mentioned muffins? I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day
I'll cook you a full English. That'll keep you going all day
Fuzz
Beef monster munch. That is my brekkie
Coffee for me
Caffeine and nicotine
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"I need breakfast, I need to get work stuff done and I need food shopping and maybe sex if I can fit it in later "You need a serious thrashing
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"I need breakfast, I need to get work stuff done and I need food shopping and maybe sex if I can fit it in later
You need a serious thrashing
Fuzz"Yeah and that too! | |||
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"I need breakfast, I need to get work stuff done and I need food shopping and maybe sex if I can fit it in later
You need a serious thrashing
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Yeah and that too! "All in good time lady
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"I need breakfast, I need to get work stuff done and I need food shopping and maybe sex if I can fit it in later
You need a serious thrashing
Fuzz
Yeah and that too!
All in good time lady
Fuzz" | |||
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today
Jeez aren't you tired?
Is anyone ever too tired for sex?
I am currently unless my white knight had eaten his porridge and I could be lavished with attention. I'd soon find some energy then I think
Try a red bull.
I think my white knight would revive me "Clippety clop clippety clop | |||
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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today
Jeez aren't you tired?
Is anyone ever too tired for sex?
I am currently unless my white knight had eaten his porridge and I could be lavished with attention. I'd soon find some energy then I think
Try a red bull.
I think my white knight would revive me
Clippety clop clippety clop "Ooooft | |||
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"Good evening folks "Good evening baby cakes | |||
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"Good evening folks
Good evening baby cakes "Ohh, you guys  | |||
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"Good evening folks
Good evening baby cakes
Ohh, you guys "Oh I've had jelly babies today | |||
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"Good evening folks
Good evening baby cakes
Ohh, you guys
Oh I've had jelly babies today "oooo did ya save me a green one | |||
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"Good evening folks
Good evening baby cakes
Ohh, you guys
Oh I've had jelly babies today
oooo did ya save me a green one"Oh no I'm ever so sorry  | |||
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"howdo y'all - hows the day been then - i had a lovely day in town - coffee at the cosy club to catch up with mummy/daughter gossip - then shopping for various odds and sods - then lunch at V-Rev (vegan child) - - bit more mooching - a walk to collect conkers to keep away the spiders and then home - " Conkers? It's August. .
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"howdo y'all - hows the day been then - i had a lovely day in town - coffee at the cosy club to catch up with mummy/daughter gossip - then shopping for various odds and sods - then lunch at V-Rev (vegan child) - - bit more mooching - a walk to collect conkers to keep away the spiders and then home - Conkers? It's August. .
I've got some conkers in my pocket "Aren't they nuts? | |||
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"Starbucks are out of chai latte!! Jeez what's the world coming to?" I've seen that stuff it looks vile | |||
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"howdo y'all - hows the day been then - i had a lovely day in town - coffee at the cosy club to catch up with mummy/daughter gossip - then shopping for various odds and sods - then lunch at V-Rev (vegan child) - - bit more mooching - a walk to collect conkers to keep away the spiders and then home - Conkers? It's August. .
I've got some conkers in my pocket
Aren't they nuts? "They're a little crazy for someone I suppose .... | |||
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"howdo y'all - hows the day been then - i had a lovely day in town - coffee at the cosy club to catch up with mummy/daughter gossip - then shopping for various odds and sods - then lunch at V-Rev (vegan child) - - bit more mooching - a walk to collect conkers to keep away the spiders and then home - Conkers? It's August. .
I've got some conkers in my pocket
Aren't they nuts?
They're a little crazy for someone I suppose .... "You can say the "L" word, I can take it | |||
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"Good morning all. Sorry for the yawning I'm still tired x " You nearly swallowed me then | |||
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"Good morning all. Sorry for the yawning I'm still tired x You nearly swallowed me then "Ooopps, sorry pink x | |||
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"Good morning all. Sorry for the yawning I'm still tired x You nearly swallowed me then
Ooopps, sorry pink x "Can I watch next time? | |||
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"Good morning loungers "G'morning Punky | |||
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"They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house! "Oh oh this all sounds very Fab | |||
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"They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house! "Hide your sex toys, nickers, and porn But 6 of them you greedy mare | |||
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"Good morning all. Sorry for the yawning I'm still tired x You nearly swallowed me then
Ooopps, sorry pink x
Can I watch next time? "You never miss an opportunity | |||
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"They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house!
Oh oh this all sounds very Fab "Yep! This isn't the story section y'know? | |||
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"Good morning all. Sorry for the yawning I'm still tired x You nearly swallowed me then
Ooopps, sorry pink x
Can I watch next time?
You never TRY TO miss an opportunity "FIFY | |||
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"They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house!
Oh oh this all sounds very Fab
Yep! This isn't the story section y'know? "I was in my pjs too. I made them drinks | |||
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"Good morning all. Sorry for the yawning I'm still tired x You nearly swallowed me then
Ooopps, sorry pink x
Can I watch next time?
You never TRY TO miss an opportunity
FIFY "You're very trying | |||
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"They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house!
Oh oh this all sounds very Fab
Yep! This isn't the story section y'know?
I was in my pjs too. I made them drinks
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"Good morning all. Sorry for the yawning I'm still tired x You nearly swallowed me then
Ooopps, sorry pink x
Can I watch next time?
You never TRY TO miss an opportunity
FIFY
You're very trying "One day someone might take pity on me. | |||
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"They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house!
Oh oh this all sounds very Fab
Yep! This isn't the story section y'know?
I was in my pjs too. I made them drinks
Is that code for they made you squirt? "You are filthy. Actual drinks pink | |||
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"They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house!
Oh oh this all sounds very Fab
Yep! This isn't the story section y'know?
I was in my pjs too. I made them drinks
Is that code for they made you squirt? "She said she made them drinks. Not made them drink her. Blimey! What's got in to you all this morning? | |||
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"They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house!
Oh oh this all sounds very Fab
Yep! This isn't the story section y'know?
I was in my pjs too. I made them drinks
Is that code for they made you squirt?
She said she made them drinks. Not made them drink her. Blimey! What's got in to you all this morning? "What kind of girl do they think I am? I don't squirt | |||
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"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices
I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that "Did you not put your ring on her finger? | |||
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"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices
I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that
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"Starbucks are out of chai latte!! Jeez what's the world coming to? I've seen that stuff it looks vile "Let's just say its an aquired taste. After the initial 'oh my god! It sort of becomes addictive. | |||
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"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices
I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that
Did you not put your ring on her finger?
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"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices
I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that
Did you not put your ring on her finger?
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"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices
I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that
Did you not put your ring on her finger?
I need punishment "You will get punishment | |||
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"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices
I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that
Did you not put your ring on her finger?
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"Ello "Where have you been? | |||
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"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices
I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that
Did you not put your ring on her finger?
What? It's the Beyoncé song thing. "Hmmmm yeah right | |||
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FAF? "If only you knew | |||
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"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices
I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that
Did you not put your ring on her finger?
What? It's the Beyoncé song thing.
Hmmmm yeah right "Echo echo echo | |||
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"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices
I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that
Did you not put your ring on her finger?
What? It's the Beyoncé song thing.
Hmmmm yeah right
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Where have you been? "I took a break from the pissing on a beach threads for a bit | |||
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"Ello
Where have you been?
I took a break from the pissing on a beach threads for a bit "You actually were pissing on the beach instead? | |||
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"Ello
Where have you been?
I took a break from the pissing on a beach threads for a bit
You actually were pissing on the beach instead? "I thought about it but some dodgie looking fit kept following me | |||
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"Ello
Where have you been?
I took a break from the pissing on a beach threads for a bit
You actually were pissing on the beach instead?
I thought about it but some dodgie looking fit kept following me "Git | |||
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If only you knew "I feel like I'm outside a personal joke? | |||
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"Ello
Where have you been?
I took a break from the pissing on a beach threads for a bit
You actually were pissing on the beach instead?
I thought about it but some dodgie looking fit kept following me
Git "Good to see you back. | |||
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"howdo y'all - hows the day been then - i had a lovely day in town - coffee at the cosy club to catch up with mummy/daughter gossip - then shopping for various odds and sods - then lunch at V-Rev (vegan child) - - bit more mooching - a walk to collect conkers to keep away the spiders and then home - Conkers? It's August. .
I've got some conkers in my pocket
Aren't they nuts?
They're a little crazy for someone I suppose .... "yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away | |||
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"howdo y'all - hows the day been then - i had a lovely day in town - coffee at the cosy club to catch up with mummy/daughter gossip - then shopping for various odds and sods - then lunch at V-Rev (vegan child) - - bit more mooching - a walk to collect conkers to keep away the spiders and then home - Conkers? It's August. .
I've got some conkers in my pocket
Aren't they nuts?
They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....
yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away"Do you throw them at them | |||
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"howdo y'all - hows the day been then - i had a lovely day in town - coffee at the cosy club to catch up with mummy/daughter gossip - then shopping for various odds and sods - then lunch at V-Rev (vegan child) - - bit more mooching - a walk to collect conkers to keep away the spiders and then home - Conkers? It's August. .
I've got some conkers in my pocket
Aren't they nuts?
They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....
yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away
Do you throw them at them " - nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect | |||
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"howdo y'all - hows the day been then - i had a lovely day in town - coffee at the cosy club to catch up with mummy/daughter gossip - then shopping for various odds and sods - then lunch at V-Rev (vegan child) - - bit more mooching - a walk to collect conkers to keep away the spiders and then home - Conkers? It's August. .
I've got some conkers in my pocket
Aren't they nuts?
They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....
yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away
Do you throw them at them
- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect "Is that right? Hate spiders | |||
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"howdo y'all - hows the day been then - i had a lovely day in town - coffee at the cosy club to catch up with mummy/daughter gossip - then shopping for various odds and sods - then lunch at V-Rev (vegan child) - - bit more mooching - a walk to collect conkers to keep away the spiders and then home - Conkers? It's August. .
I've got some conkers in my pocket
Aren't they nuts?
They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....
yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away
Do you throw them at them
- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect
Is that right? Hate spiders "yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use | |||
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"So instead of watching spiders go about their business doing what spiders do best...catch annoying flies. You have conkers everywhere? "you got it - flies bugger off by themselves and dont scare me witless - and not everywhere | |||
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"howdo y'all - hows the day been then - i had a lovely day in town - coffee at the cosy club to catch up with mummy/daughter gossip - then shopping for various odds and sods - then lunch at V-Rev (vegan child) - - bit more mooching - a walk to collect conkers to keep away the spiders and then home - Conkers? It's August. .
I've got some conkers in my pocket
Aren't they nuts?
They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....
yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away
Do you throw them at them
- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect
Is that right? Hate spiders
yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use"Conkers it is then. Everywhere! | |||
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" Aren't they nuts?
They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....
yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away
Do you throw them at them
- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect
Is that right? Hate spiders
yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use
Conkers it is then. Everywhere! "Every woman's dream on Fab. | |||
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" Aren't they nuts?
They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....
yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away
Do you throw them at them
- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect
Is that right? Hate spiders
yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use
Conkers it is then. Everywhere!
Every woman's dream on Fab. "cannot beat a couple of fresh conkers in your hand yanno | |||
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" Aren't they nuts?
They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....
yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away
Do you throw them at them
- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect
Is that right? Hate spiders
yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use
Conkers it is then. Everywhere!
Every woman's dream on Fab.
cannot beat a couple of fresh conkers in your hand yanno "They're always in my hand, they're good enought to share, yanno | |||
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" Aren't they nuts?
They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....
yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away
Do you throw them at them
- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect
Is that right? Hate spiders
yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use
Conkers it is then. Everywhere!
Every woman's dream on Fab.
cannot beat a couple of fresh conkers in your hand yanno
They're always in my hand, they're good enought to share, yanno "plonk them on my window sill | |||
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Morning sleepy head. "Morning. What have I missed? | |||
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They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....
yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away
Do you throw them at them
- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect
Is that right? Hate spiders
yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use
Conkers it is then. Everywhere!
Every woman's dream on Fab.
cannot beat a couple of fresh conkers in your hand yanno
They're always in my hand, they're good enought to share, yanno
plonk them on my window sill "Will you rub son lotion on them first?
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"Morning. I've just woken up
Morning sleepy head.
Morning. What have I missed? "Honey squirted on some workmen and the merits of conkers for scaring away spiders | |||
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Morning sleepy head.
Morning. What have I missed? "You really really don't want to know or at least not if you've been on a beach lately | |||
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Morning sleepy head.
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They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....
yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away
Do you throw them at them
- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect
Is that right? Hate spiders
yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use
Conkers it is then. Everywhere!
Every woman's dream on Fab.
cannot beat a couple of fresh conkers in your hand yanno
They're always in my hand, they're good enought to share, yanno
plonk them on my window sill
Will you rub son lotion on them first?
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" Aren't they nuts?
They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....
yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away
Do you throw them at them
- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect
Is that right? Hate spiders
yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use
Conkers it is then. Everywhere!
Every woman's dream on Fab.
cannot beat a couple of fresh conkers in your hand yanno
They're always in my hand, they're good enought to share, yanno
plonk them on my window sill
Will you rub son lotion on them first?
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" Aren't they nuts?
They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....
yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away
Do you throw them at them
- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect
Is that right? Hate spiders
yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use
Conkers it is then. Everywhere!
Every woman's dream on Fab.
cannot beat a couple of fresh conkers in your hand yanno
They're always in my hand, they're good enought to share, yanno
plonk them on my window sill
Will you rub son lotion on them first?
if you want
I'll bring the cream, you bring your hands. "i couldnt come without them | |||
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" Aren't they nuts?
They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....
yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away
Do you throw them at them
- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect
Is that right? Hate spiders
yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use
Conkers it is then. Everywhere!
Every woman's dream on Fab.
cannot beat a couple of fresh conkers in your hand yanno
They're always in my hand, they're good enought to share, yanno
plonk them on my window sill
Will you rub son lotion on them first?
if you want
I'll bring the cream, you bring your hands.
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"I have a parcel arriving today. Yay " You mean you're having a shit don't you? | |||
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"Morning. I've just woken up
Morning sleepy head.
Morning. What have I missed?
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"Bonjour. I'm in need of some new winter pyjamas. Any suggestions? I don't do Primark. " Firebox do a unicorn onesie | |||
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"Bonjour. I'm in need of some new winter pyjamas. Any suggestions? I don't do Primark. Firebox do a unicorn onesie "I can't wear onesies. I get claustrophobic in them . Stupid, I know. | |||
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"Bonjour. I'm in need of some new winter pyjamas. Any suggestions? I don't do Primark. " Asda and Tesco do a nice range and by size as well x | |||
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"I have a parcel arriving today. Yay You mean you're having a shit don't you?" For once I don't. Though now you've mentioned it, it would be rude of me not to inform you when I need one | |||
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"I have a parcel arriving today. Yay You mean you're having a shit don't you? For once I don't. Though now you've mentioned it, it would be rude of me not to inform you when I need one "
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"I have a parcel arriving today. Yay You mean you're having a shit don't you? For once I don't. Though now you've mentioned it, it would be rude of me not to inform you when I need one
I'm never opening a message from you again
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"Bonjour. I'm in need of some new winter pyjamas. Any suggestions? I don't do Primark. Asda and Tesco do a nice range and by size as well x " I'll have to go to the bigger stores and have a look. Want an snugly ones that aren't button up or ¾ length. | |||
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"Bonjour. I'm in need of some new winter pyjamas. Any suggestions? I don't do Primark. Asda and Tesco do a nice range and by size as well x I'll have to go to the bigger stores and have a look. Want an snugly ones that aren't button up or ¾ length." Yes, I get them for my daughter. I don't do pj's but they always have some nice ones and not too expensive x | |||
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"Aren't bacon and sausage butties great. Together? As in bacon and sausage in one butty? No, i mean you use the bacon as bread and have the sau... yes, in one butty. "Sounds like a pork fest. I'd rather have one or the other...maybe push it and add an egg | |||
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"Aren't bacon and sausage butties great. Together? As in bacon and sausage in one butty? No, i mean you use the bacon as bread and have the sau... yes, in one butty.
Sounds like a pork fest. I'd rather have one or the other...maybe push it and add an egg "Soft or hard? The yolk, you filth bag. | |||
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"Aren't bacon and sausage butties great. Together? As in bacon and sausage in one butty? No, i mean you use the bacon as bread and have the sau... yes, in one butty.
Sounds like a pork fest. I'd rather have one or the other...maybe push it and add an egg
Soft or hard?
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"Aren't bacon and sausage butties great. Together? As in bacon and sausage in one butty? No, i mean you use the bacon as bread and have the sau... yes, in one butty.
Sounds like a pork fest. I'd rather have one or the other...maybe push it and add an egg
Soft or hard?
The yolk, you filth bag.
Always hard. Don't like a soft one"You women never do. High standards or what | |||
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"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it . The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around "Shit flinging. That's funny | |||
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"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it . The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around
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"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it . The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around
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"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it . The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around
Shit flinging. That's funny
It wouldn't have been if there hadn't been a window between myself and the poop
Good job it wasn't a soft top with the roof down eh. "We went on the baboon bus and enjoyed watching the baboons ripping things of other cars | |||
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"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it . The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around
Shit flinging. That's funny
It wouldn't have been if there hadn't been a window between myself and the poop
Good job it wasn't a soft top with the roof down eh.
We went on the baboon bus and enjoyed watching the baboons ripping things of other cars "Did they show their arses off? Give a wiggle and act all enticing? | |||
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"Aren't bacon and sausage butties great. With red or brown sauce? X English mustard and red. Dont knock it before you try it, its genius! "That's just so wrong x | |||
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"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it . The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around
Shit flinging. That's funny
It wouldn't have been if there hadn't been a window between myself and the poop
Good job it wasn't a soft top with the roof down eh.
We went on the baboon bus and enjoyed watching the baboons ripping things of other cars
Did they show their arses off?
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"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it . The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around
Shit flinging. That's funny
It wouldn't have been if there hadn't been a window between myself and the poop
Good job it wasn't a soft top with the roof down eh.
We went on the baboon bus and enjoyed watching the baboons ripping things of other cars
Did they show their arses off?
Give a wiggle and act all enticing?
*shake that ass for me*"Have you seen monkey bums? I reckon the baboon ones need a good wax if you look closely. | |||
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"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it . The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around
Shit flinging. That's funny
It wouldn't have been if there hadn't been a window between myself and the poop
Good job it wasn't a soft top with the roof down eh.
We went on the baboon bus and enjoyed watching the baboons ripping things of other cars
Did they show their arses off?
Give a wiggle and act all enticing?
*shake that ass for me*
Have you seen monkey bums? I reckon the baboon ones need a good wax if you look closely. "Can't say I have ever got that close I will Google | |||
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"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it . The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around
Shit flinging. That's funny
It wouldn't have been if there hadn't been a window between myself and the poop
Good job it wasn't a soft top with the roof down eh.
We went on the baboon bus and enjoyed watching the baboons ripping things of other cars
Did they show their arses off?
Give a wiggle and act all enticing?
*shake that ass for me*
Have you seen monkey bums? I reckon the baboon ones need a good wax if you look closely.
Can't say I have ever got that close I will Google "No need, I have pics, Dan taught me no pics or it didn't happen | |||
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"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it . The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around
Shit flinging. That's funny
It wouldn't have been if there hadn't been a window between myself and the poop
Good job it wasn't a soft top with the roof down eh.
We went on the baboon bus and enjoyed watching the baboons ripping things of other cars
Did they show their arses off?
Give a wiggle and act all enticing?
*shake that ass for me*
Have you seen monkey bums? I reckon the baboon ones need a good wax if you look closely.
Can't say I have ever got that close I will Google
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